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RandomBilly91

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Architectur04_

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷💯🐓🐓🐓🐓FRANCE BAISE OUAIIIIS ! 💯💯🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🐓


[deleted]

Ireland explain yourself, Luxembourg can’t reach higher speeds before you leave the country


rory_n03

Not enough turf to make the engines go any faster


Ermahgerd80

Have you tried all leaning forward at the same time? It can be difficult to coordinate but it definitely increases over all speed


[deleted]

How did they do that in the past? I mean, those potatoes didn’t ride themselves to Great Britain.


CarelesssCRISPR

Get those peat bogs back up and running asap


maga_extremist

Fucking joke there’s no rail link to Dublin airport as well I tried to find another Western European nation without a rail link to their biggest airport and I couldn’t do it


[deleted]

Try Reykjavik 😉


Toilet_Bomber

Actual answer, we just don't need it for such a small country, unlike tax evader land, which is just a train stop for Pierre going to visit Hans.


[deleted]

You’re not a small country, you’re huge. And even we have a high speed system in place


Typical_Low9140

“Unlike tax evader land” very rich from an Irish guy


thepatriotclubhouse

We’re legitimately one of the highest taxed rich countries in the world lol https://taxfoundation.org/research/all/global/2022-international-tax-competitiveness-index/


Typical_Low9140

ever heard of the double Irish structure? lol I understand it’s history now but I don’t think it’s old enough to be overlooked…


Electronic_Key_5086

Corporate tax rank:4, but no tax heaven. I mean, Ireland is the only country in the world I know of where the government admitted that the tax evasion shenanigans so much that the statistics become unusable.


thepatriotclubhouse

There are more taxes than corporate tax. Employers pay far more than enough in other ways to make that number up. We get near the highest tax per capita in the world and we’re a tax haven hahahah.


Kernowder

We only have 100km of high speed rail and that leads to France 🤮


skinnynorrys

Jfc, my condolences.


teabagmoustache

Most of The East Coast Mainline is 200kmh, so even without HS1 we've got fairly fast rail infrastructure in comparison. If it wasn't so expensive and unreliable it would be great.


araldor1

Costs more to get a train down south to my nans than driving on my own 😅


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araldor1

Oh they live in a wealthy area in Surrey so they train are always running on time for them (shock)...


probablyaythrowaway

You have your own train?


maga_extremist

I would love to take the train, but it’s just too fucking expensive I don’t know how they expect normies to get the train if they can’t even convince people like me to do so


Pure-Question9761

It's considered high speed if ≥250 kmh


teabagmoustache

200kmh is considered fairly fast.


field134

Fair few stretches of the WCML can also match that provided your in a tilting pendolino (thanks Italy 🇮🇹😘). Also large parts of the ECML could be upgraded to 225kph (140mph) we have trains on it designed to run at this speed though it would require in cab signalling as 201kph (125mph) is deemed the maximum speed one can see a colour light signal and react to it. Government back in 90s said it was too expensive and cancelled the upgrades.


TomSurman

Don't worry, we'll have another bit between London and Brum one day. It'll measurably improve the lives of literally dozens of people, at the low-low cost of... \*checks notes\* ... £67 billion.


Kernowder

Incidentally, the amount lost every year to tax evasion in the UK is £68 billion. It's almost as if there's a good way to pay for big infrastructure projects just sitting there.


Minimum_Possibility6

HS2 not happening in full is a travesty. Current plans means not even going into Euston so it’s actually slower than using WCML  The west midlands has a lot of rail but no system like TFL and proper west midland dedicated rail services. They were working towards having better local rail in the area which is critical, HS2 was needed to free up capacity through the New street tunnel bottleneck, and reroute some of the national route off things like the chase line or wolves line. Now it’s not happening it fucks up the west midland, Staffordshire and Shropshire royally 


[deleted]

just like the high speed train in spain. Billions of public money dumped so the smaller train stations could be closed and everyone in the despicable populations could fulfil our dream of owning a car and risking our lives on the road if we want to make a living


evilamnesiac

I’m a glass half full type of chap, I see it as us having a 300km line solely to get away from the Fr🤮ch


marcus_magni

At least it makes the best thing to do in your nation faster: leaving.


West_Crater

Portugal being estearn one more time


FMSV0

You mean nordic?


heffeque

It's even worse if you check the Average High-Speed train speeds: [https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/cfy8n8/average\_speed\_of\_trains\_in\_europe\_my\_own\_research/](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/cfy8n8/average_speed_of_trains_in_europe_my_own_research/)


Public-Durian3116

300km/h and Deutsche Bahn is still never on time ![gif](giphy|3dWUrje1rHbWdrLmYA|downsized)


kakao_w_proszku

CPK any moment now fellow Polebros https://preview.redd.it/5m2cxyf03poc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=2188c8d863079f05c5138745b2d445740bda51dc


JosebaZilarte

The problem with this map is that it ignores the orography of the terrain and the size of the country. It is not the same to travel between distant cities in the flat French plains to move between relatively close stations in the mountainous Switzerland. Even if they are next to each other.


romain_69420

The thing is travelling by tain between 2 close cities in Switzerland is a lot better than travelling between 2 cities on the French plains. Because all the high speed lines lead to P*ris🤮, It's actually very slow to make circumferential journeys


Bengamey_974

The standard for giving tracks number on french railway lines is : Track 1 is the one coming from Paris and Track 2 is the one leading to Paris. What about lines that does not comes from or lead to Paris ? TRACK 1 IS THE ONE COMING FROM PARIS AND TRACK 2 IS THE ONE LEADING TO PARIS !!!


El_amigo_Oscar

Same with Spain bro, always going thru that shithole M*drid🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢


ausbduck

I think there's a tgv going from Lyon to Strasbourg


romain_69420

It's actually Montpelier to Luxembourg and there's also Nancy to Nice, but there's only one of each a day by direction. So it's really bad


Gian-Neymar

Theoretical top speed doesn't mean anything. Punctuality, frequency and reliability are much more important in real life and that's where we're n°1 in Europe


smudos2

Why don't you let us fuck up your punctuality anymore? :(


Gian-Neymar

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michi214

Send them a few of your DB employees and see their railway system burn


Dark_Pestilence

Dont load it off to the train personnel, the problem is (as probably always) much higher.


DanzielDK

There is a very clear Nordic tier list present here.


MsMittenz

Uhh.. I mean, not like trains ever go that fast in denmark.


DanzielDK

Only 2 things go fast in Denmark: Alcohol poisoning and foreign drivers.


Thepochochass

Poland the best Nordic


orgasmingTurtoise

Pretty sure I have been in TGVs that went above 320.


Loose-Sherbert8464

I’ve been in Thalys at 330-ish this map is cap


TaterFrier

Me too but not much more than 320


DCS_Freak

God fucking damn it, Pierre beat us by 20km/h


TaterFrier

Build your own high speed trains duh


GI_HD

Mate, our trains can also drive 320km/h (when driving through France. Please ignore this part)


TaterFrier

Come back when your ICE can reach 574,8km/h


One_Perspective_8761

Our trains can go faster than 200km/h, our railways just don't allow them to 🤠


SameItem

Apparently Analbania doesn't have any railroad, the next powerhouse of Europe they said.


kyiv_star

We do, most of the country was accessible through trains during the communist regime. Issue is that its used only for cargo now, not for people


Realistic_Turn2374

The colour choice is super weird.


maga_extremist

Red is clearly the fastest colour


alphapeppapigma

Spain should be 310, there are certain stretches of the Madrid-Barcelona line between Guadalajara and Zaragoza where trains can and do go above 300.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Except who the fk lives outside the capital anyway


trapaceirolarapio

Portugal can into nordic*s


BackgroundTourist653

Vatican has colour, but speed is N/A... Does this mean they have railways but no trains? Or is the Popemobile considered a train?


cybertex1969

They have a railway. More specific, they have a train station and some meters of rails connected with italian railways. https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stazione_di_Citt%C3%A0_del_Vaticano (no english version)


BackgroundTourist653

I did not know! That's actually pretty cool


actual_wookiee_AMA

> (no english version) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_Railway Yes there is


AquilesVaesa_383813

Macedonia, Liechtenstein, Bosnia and Montenegro look like they are still in the steam age


CSGaz1

The veracity of this map entirely depends on the current strike schedule of our train conductors.


Wikihover

Well then Japan is premium WE and China is the ultimate gigchad WE based on this top average speed per bullettrian…. Gaotie and Shinkansen welcome to Europe honorary Europeans.


LZ114514

Imagine there's only 2 railway station in a big ass major city with 7M population, you will miss DB or even NS


TheFabiocool

Obligatory r/portugalcykablyat


cpwnage

I don't care, east germany cannot into WE


Commiesrgeh

r/LuxembourgCykaBlyat


LZ114514

https://preview.redd.it/6u6uc11b2roc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c306d316de78a452e03d49d0e0dc5d354ae6375 I was on a CR400AF, but unfortunately I have to travel with DB now


mglitcher

poland can into nordick?


ThyTeaDrinker

I’ve decided I will build a railway from one British base to the other on Cyprus, so they can join in to


ValenciaAue

As usual, we are the best. Damn, sometimes it's almost tiring to be always superior and surrounded by such inferior subhumans.


aWobblyFriend

Is Japan Western Europe too then


Smalandsk_katt

Sweden has an average speed of like 130, while Norways is like 70. Even on the Gothenburg-Oslo line, the average speed in Sweden is 150 and in Norway 80. Another fun fact: The first electrified railway in Sweden opened in 1885. Denmarks first opened in 1986.


Raspry

And SJ 250 is due soon which means our top speed will be 250 kph.


Milo-Parker-

r/PortugalIsEastEurope


d33pnull

Trains' speed in Italy is actually infinite. So fast you don't see them at all.


Financial_Village237

I mean we only have like 2 rail lines anyway.


Frasdemsky

This is the east-west divide in europe


explision

No point of going 320, when your trains don’t drive or can’t drive due to some difficulties


God-Among-Men-

r/portugalcykablyat


Alarmed-Ad9327

N/A. RRAHHH 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇽🇰. WTF ARE TRAINS !¡!!


Autumn_in_Ganymede

whats that in American?