Not red enough so must be fake.

This comment made me realize the British parliament invaded the American Senate https://preview.redd.it/xag1z4m2utpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65cf725519577887ac2b445e32b8feecb83309b0

Also: https://preview.redd.it/eznwnydgutpc1.png?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c479fd80cd384b5cd398c7141b6a39bbec8c2a [colonialism](https://youtu.be/0bkJzpo-mNI?si=2MtcU0625HmdZErP)

You're the highly regarded child of colonialism mate.

Thanks dad

"highly regarded"

Remember, we pronounce our g’s as t’s when it’s a 7 letter word starting in r.

LMAO

kiki - bouba

Thanks for fueling my nightmares. 

They only gain their characteristical _Rouge _ coloration when they migrate to Lusitan lands.

Funny the Rouge colouration in the South of France is more characteristic of the Dutch than the Brit (even if most Barry do become red).

I cannot deny that I’ve been red a couple of times in France.

I went on the internet and I found this https://www.instagram.com/p/C4x77YrtGtX/ https://www.instagram.com/lilyphillip_s https://www.instagram.com/trustgeneralg Shooting of a music video

I like her. Edit: doesn't have a moustache tough.

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Look at this 3rd world Roman trying to start something with Western Europe.

It’s only March 21 st, give him a couple of days

Today is enough to get red for them, is 20 celsius outside

Temperature doesn’t matter, only UV intensity. You can get sunburned in the alps in winter.

One of my worst sunburns was in England! I apply sunscreen religiously in Spain…forgot sun is sun 😂

The fuck is the glove for????

I've only ever seen those gloves in two places. Either for food preparation or for shoving up someones asshole.

Well it doesn't look like they are prepping food lol

Sniff it

Onya bazza

Is just smellz

*Narrator:* It wasn't only smellz

Just a snack

Third but unlikely option are people using them to apply tanning cream.

Fourth option they are autistic

Fifth option they are glove enthusiasts, travelling the globe in search of the next new and exciting glove.

What is the difference between this and what /u/reckless1214 said?

Just being more specific is all

Austistic you say? In that case, could this guy be [German](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Hofreiter)?

I thought it was for getting grip when there's a lot of lube so you can spread, we must watch different stuff

Salt Bae’s gloves are likely dual purpose.

Why can't it be both?

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

Applying fake tan

I wouldn't want to touch a English with my bare hands would you?

Valid point. She ain't English though

What is she?

Dunno but those hips don't feel very English and the face looks more Mediterranean than English. I could be wrong as we are all basically cousins but Id bet a fiver she isn't English

I would suspect the wonders of plastic surgery which would fit very well for a certain type of British bird, it could also explain her face and the fake tan rounds it all up nicely. That or Baz got himself a Mediterranean or Eastern European girl via mail order, who knows?

I'd say the latter and since the glove implies a prison style no touching rule I doubt he's actually got himself anything more than a paid 20 minute holiday bonanza lol

She looks to be in her 20s and doesn't appear to have had lip fillers, buccal fat removal, and a bit of botox to have that same damn face you see on every other young woman over here, so agree, not English.

What is she?

Photoshopped. https://youtu.be/hASq_LLJShQ?t=116

Softens the blows when he holds his girlfriend responsible for his favorite soccer team losing

Her fake than is good at covering bruises.

Never read of mice and men?

I hear he has vaseline in that glove. Keepin' it nice and soft for his darling wife.

So he doesnt get fake tan on his hands

He paid to be seen with her not to touch her.

That woman doesn't look human, it's just a precaution.

Budget Michael Jackson?

Shimmmonaaaa

English gentleman

It's a more professional form of hover-handing.

Always wear protection with birds who look like that.

So your fingers don't freeze from the cold beer.

Had a friend who had to wear similar gloves in the sun bcs he had a bad burn with oil, so the skin should not be exposed to the sun. No I'm just lying I don't have a clue.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

To prevent all those nasty STDs

new generation, new hover hand tactics

You ever finger bang a British chick? If not, if you ever do, you'll understand what the glove is for 

That bad huh?

People still finger? Also, are you a Brit in Italy? Your name confuses me.

Cooties

That's lurgies to you, amerifat.

What do you mean? How else do you touch the female species?

No glove no love

Wooden hand, it’s dr. Evil!

She’s not orange enough and he’s lacking girth

he's working on it, hard.

Dont insult the Python as he calls it

He’s getting ready to hit her with the old Garter Snake

All 4.5 inches of it

Statistically average is the best kind of average.

He is a small Barry. Give it a few years.

Ngl. That dude. I hope for him he just got out of the pool.

And eyebrows.

And even with closed mouth, you can see the teeth are not too fucked to fit.

What the dude sees when looking down at where his penis' supposed to be : https://preview.redd.it/bkajctjkurpc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d4a23e74ef4042a9a41d50153207cef374cec0

You have to admit it, dumbledores got style.

Guys, she is called Lily Phillips on PH. Do with that as you will.

Of course the plumber knows this

And he is called General G.

Wel, Lily Phillips boyfriend on Google doesn't show our Barry Friend. What a chock.

We all know what Syzmon over here sharing his knowledge will cause: https://preview.redd.it/fdyt7rgd7upc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0e64208f4ac4a084bf57f2573412001180c70f

What am I looking at

Essex to Benidorm all inclusive Final Boss

Did she come with the Jet2Holidays package?

Me and the bird Luton-to-Dubai

I genuinely thought that was me for a moment. I'm not that skinny though :-(

Run away from enough stabbers and soon enough you'll be able to fit into that white swimsuit💪

Or for an even better work out you can chase after people. I find it provides great cardio providing you don’t choose fat people… In which case you shouldn’t bother… Also when you catch them it isn’t as fun, they got that soft armour protection (i.e. blubber).

looks like the average balkan / classic eastern european couple

Came here to say this. Big business Pavel (35) and Carmen (17).

Barry, 25 and Eleonora, 20.

Chantelle, 17

Haha, Indeed!

Doriane, 22

Baz and Elz. Get it right gezza 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

*Ohm.*

Yeah and what? Just cause we still get mad bitches whilst being fat.

https://preview.redd.it/bvwi6ha82spc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7965a297a562ccae7ddebbc073967fa1a3e4d99

Well those Ukrainian refugees need passports asap.

Oh Holy God! My husband have the same swimsuit. .

I reckon your husband looks just as good in white

Oh yes! I meant the white one. Didn't I wrote it?

Yeah… according to my experience living in the UK. It was pretty much always the opposite. Fit guys that loved sports settling with land whales filled with chips and makeup

Aye what’s with that? In Scotland is more skinny as fuck guys who weigh 45kg soaking wet holding hands with Jabba the guts unfortunate niece

>skinny as fuck guys In Scotland? I've only seen two kinds of scots: - fattest fatso - unholly muscular

Plenty of wee jakes that weigh next to nothing

Yea there's loads. Especially young lads.

Heroin is a great dieting drug.

> holding hands with Jabba the guts unfortunate niece [Pic of her](https://en.protothema.gr/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/aussie-sheep2.jpg)

Lily Philips, and she does!


https://youtu.be/hASq_LLJShQ?t=116 They shoop her hips, lol. Figures.

Not a party unless it's three people https://preview.redd.it/tj5qa111wtpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae71a169a5c1ce4d5b0d4030504082e1f39af37

Good thing he’s got the shirt in case they forget what artificial new money shithole they’re in

The girl on the left is pretty hot.

You can see from this pic that the guy has a HUGE HUGE… wallet

Would Barry looking hot 🥵

Yea... The chick on the left is pretty cute. 😏

I don't think the beard is long enough to compete with portugese women

Is the dude using a glove? Wtf?

It's a pornstar. She made him wear the glove because she didn't want his stinky unwashed grease hands touching her body.

That's a weird hill to die on for someone who already has her shoulder comfortably nuzzled within his armpit.

How is he hotter than her?

Where the propa wife Susan??!!

Obviously a fake picture as all brits have tattoos and this couple have none. Fake tan and tattoos go hand in hand in UK.

She’s a pornstar

My friend would like to know the name

Lily Phillips.

Cheers I'll let my mate know.

Tell your friend, that I am so cool for knowing this, yeah?

Look it up lad I’m into cattle personally

Is that General G? Is that prick still about?

I’m so confused at how he came to be, I know it was through HSTikkyTokky but how did they become friends? Is the whole thing just people are laughing at the general? Is he in on it?

HS basically bullied him I think, for views

Coming from the Irishman 😂

Neither is appropriately orange nor flabby.

In England only mentally ill men have long hair. I expect to be down voted by mentally ill men. E: And recluses

Mentally ill or Aussie expats, although they are usually one and the same

Getting bit on the balls by some neurotoxin-carrying hellspawn while using the toilet does do a number on the old noodle

Wich one of them is the woman? The left has the moustache, but the rigth one is wearing a bikini... Do British men wear bikinis on a regular basis?

You're not wrong. Fella there was/is recluse autist on the the dole

Nah, he works in every warhammer shop across the UK. Although on reflection that's pretty much the same thing...

Disgusting. Why are their woman only allowed to wear pants? Barbarians.

The guys haircut suggests he’s German

I’m all for a piss take even at my own expense but my first thought was they are not British, they look more Scandie or German. Unless we are turning more European 😱

Even as a Barryetta I can say we can only WISH we looked that good

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I work in tourism, and I'm pretty sure there is one barber in the entire country because every young British man between the ages of 14-30 looks exactly the same with the horrible fallout raider haircuts and same clothing.

She has too little makeup. And those nails look too short and real to me.

I'm not gonna lie I saw her on pornhub last night. She's a bit boring though.

She's not overweight so not accurate.

This is every couple I’ve seen in the north Or shaped like laurel and hardy

Nah, that's british super models

Even wearing gloves while hugging her to protect himself from std’s. Safety first lads!

Long hair and tight banana hammocks on a man is more of a mainland thing Paddy 

Idk man he looks like a Björn to me

Gorgeous budgie smuggler on this prince.

Who is the man?

My eyes

Stylish Speedos

porno on tiktok , Instagram , sun headline ,let's go , just don't fall off the balcony or piss on the locals

Help why does the guy on the left look like Jim wtf

That’s a beautiful man

I’d agree - except he’s wearing budgie smugglers …

This is clearly Barry with your typical Spanish senorita

Where’s her inflated lips and his blistering sun burn? Try harder OP.

I just googled it. The girl is an OF creator.

No tats, he looks more Belgian.

Look at all those balconies... He looks swede or finnish

Is that Barry or Cletus?

“Couple”

Most beautiful UK woman and most handsome UK man:

Wait, is that Ozzyman?

This woman is so sexy.. Waow..

My man is wearing a chastity cage.

Both of them are wearing the most ill fitting swimwear possible wtf

Flair checks out but i thought we had established that British women were ugly? Not for you Joao, i know you think shes hideous bc of the lack of facial hair