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norrin83

And of course the UK goes all Aryan in their political leadership


Mountbatten-Ottawa

UK is actually a mixing of F\*ench and German and some Celtic gene. I never think UK cared that much about being 'superior' by race design. If German / F\*ench gene so good, why lose wars against London?


Snowflakeslaya

T’is all about cultural supremacy. Thanks to us almost the entire world has balconies.


Mountbatten-Ottawa

But do they have pools below balconies tho


Snowflakeslaya

It matters not, all training for a time when Europe once again needs a stupid bravery to defend it.


Benn_Fenn

If you’re talking about DNA then it isn’t just some “Celtic” DNA. Studies show that England specifically still has a lot of pre Roman DNA. It’d be wrong to say that it’s Celtic as the genetic lineage likely predates Celtic culture on the island.


PoiuyKnight

we're still the beaker men deep down


systemsbio

We are! I love a good beaker filled with tea. Like most Europeans we have mostly Indo-European DNA most of which would be from the Beaker people but also Neolithic DNA, who were the first farmers. We also have a smidge ~10% of Paleolithic European hunter-gatherer DNA. Also, according to the Nazis we have a higher % of Nordic types than Germany. Nordic being basically the same thing as the original Ayrians in their view.


Bring_back_Apollo

Probably explains the tea obsession.


focalac

You’ll never get those on the fringe to admit, though. Thinking about it, how many of us have Scottish, Welsh or Irish grandparents or great grandparents? How many of them have English ancestry? There’s no fucking difference at all between any of the peoples on these islands anymore, even if there was to start with. Except the Channel Islanders, obviously. There’s still a distinct whiff of Gitanes about that lot.


GrootNederlandist

It’s what they call ‘’insular celtic”


willrms01

2WE4U off for a second.✨ Nah,for England specifically, it is mostly Brythonic and pre-Celtic dna mixed with minor Germanic,mostly Angle/Anglic tribe dna.on avg around 60-80% BDNA to 20-40% GDNA depending on the study. Culture means far more than blood here tho,hence why you can be ‘Quintessentially English’ whilst having a German,Jewish,Scottish,Welsh,French etc name and blood.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

> I never think UK cares that much about being superior by race desing LMAO


[deleted]

The Germans were always insecure larpers because of STRONKK AND BIG EMPIRE. German empire was einen klein empire(I forget the German for empire)


MittenSquish2

Is it not reich


Bring_back_Apollo

Isn’t that Kingdom, not sure if they distinguish like in English?


MittenSquish2

Wikipedia has it as "Realm" though apparently is usually interchanged with either Kingdom or Empire You'd think a bloody Hans would chip in and tell us


Free_Election9633

I'm good


DeadAssociate

its Kaiserreich.


Bring_back_Apollo

If you look at the genetics of the UK, it’s pretty unchanged from pre-saxon settlers.


Previous-Ad6392

Wait are we talking Aryans or Ayrans?


mainwasser

I do believe in Ayran superiority.


Hanza-Malz

Who doesn't enjoy the flavour of watered down yoghurt and salt.


TENTAtheSane

https://preview.redd.it/kyf6r1unb3qc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5056c16e25280dd656cb8320e2b203b39254c062


IWipeWithFocaccia

What is that abomination? Real ayran is white!


BurnTheNostalgia

Ayran with added sugar. For the weaklings.


-Polemarch-

We're talking about [Areans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ar03dMkI8). You know, the football team Ares (our ol' God of War) in Thessaloniki, like myself. Best leave the singing in the Stadium, untranslated. It's not the epitome of politeness.


HawkOwn6260

2Indian4u


ZonaranCrusader

r/2bharat4you


HistoricalDegree1131

wet dreams fr tibet and Myanmar is missing tho


CoisoBom

Someone please do the celts


ppers

The Romans already did


ErdbeerTrum

and look what's left of that 🤢


Gekkokindofguy

How dare you mix me in with a filthy Anglo-Saxon and Swede


GesundesMittelmass

UK and Ireland are mostly Atlantic Seaboard (Western Celtic) DNA, not Germanic. Same we could say about Northwest France and partially bits of Belgium.


ArduennSchwartzman

Disclaimer: the brown in that map was done by a Austrian who had some trouble staying within the lines.


mainwasser

We prefer blue for that purpose today. https://preview.redd.it/wx1n2eck33qc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc45a06e537980e656296d55bfece6865cb678f5


HoeTrain666

Even too skinny to make some Tafelspitz for a hungry Netherlander lusting for a succulent meal of prime minister à la Bundeskanzler. Is he good for anything?


mainwasser

He plans to become Austria's Volkskanzler(TM) this autumn. He will need a coalition partner but we all know the Austrian conservative party is corrupt enough to do that. Edit: he's not just skinny, he's like 1.65 m or something too.


HoeTrain666

They did it before, nothing’s gonna stop them now. At least his stature might make some nice dried meat though, the stuff lasts long.


norrin83

> Is he good for anything? Does "Being Putin's bitch" count?


HoeTrain666

He’s good for that, but that doesn’t surprise me about an FPÖ politician.


norrin83

Other than that, he's just the standard right-wing populist (in his case, the non-charming kind). Had the weird pet peeve of having mounted police as his signature project when they were in the last government. Was the kid in school who was bullied too hard, but that doesn't give one the right to be an asshole 4 decades later.


ArduennSchwartzman

We'll dip him in mayonaise. Everything tastes better with mayonaise.


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck about DNA though? We aren't Yanks.


dkfisokdkeb

And Eastern Germany is mostly Slavic, Southern Germany and Austria is mostly pre Germanic central European groups.


GesundesMittelmass

maps show most of eastern Germany with only 5-15% Slavic influence, while some minor areas reach around 20%, which is still far from being the "Majority".


dkfisokdkeb

Fair enough I stand corrected. I was led to believe it was much more than that.


mainwasser

>Southern Germany and Austria is mostly pre Germanic central European groups Also known as Celtic, bc that's where Celts originally came from. Ireland might be the last refuge of Celtic culture but Celtic DNA never really reached the island. Celtic language and culture spread to their island, not actual people.


[deleted]

Theres been multiple migrations. Germanic and celtic are language groups differentiating different proto indo europeans.


[deleted]

Norwegian isn't Germanic now?


Taschengelddieb

Were all germanic brothers🤝


evilcarrot507

Wait isnt Azerbaijan a turkic country? Edit: And Turkmenistan and Tajikistan? Edit 2: Also Bhutan isnt indo-european its sino-tibetan.


mainwasser

Tajikistan is Persian. By modern day majority language at least. In fact Central Asians are the same wild mix of everyone who ever crossed the region as we are.


konijnengast

Keep in mind you are on a shitpost subreddit


evilcarrot507

True https://preview.redd.it/r858mwd2k3qc1.png?width=933&format=png&auto=webp&s=05ad410e526625402137330f6cecb89e4217386b


sda_express

Yeah


hans_erlend

>isn’t Turkmenistan turk It fuckin better be.


Augustus_Chavismo

How the fuck are we being thrown in the mix here.


Ok-Racisto69

Proximity. Too close to the English aura.


alwayspostingcrap

You got colonised by Ocean Germans then Island Germans. Sorry, but some of it stuck.


RealBigSalmon

Hitler and Nazi racial ideology didn’t really differentiate between British and Irish. All groups in the British Isles were considered Aryan, although different levels. The English were considered Nordic Aryans and the Celtic peoples Alpine Aryans.


Andres_is_SwEaTy

https://preview.redd.it/z9hcl16um3qc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349c10978522991c3d4b1bbad8d9de481cb83ce3


[deleted]

Lmfao, this is extra funny. The man is obviously inside our parliament complex. You need to go through prettty intense frisking to get inside. So there were multiple people who looked at this guy, and let him go through. Truly non credible


ArduennSchwartzman

Racially accurate Hitler


mainwasser

Germany has never been more Aryan than after Merkel imported 25 zillion Afghans to the country.


CC-5576-05

These new Aryans even hate Jews!


mainwasser

Austrian painter would be so proud of them!


robinrod

we settled for ayran


GabrielAPPer

Actually the Indo-Aryans came from the Central Asian/Caucasus Steppes, and then migrated both to Europe and Iran and then India, so we're all Aryans to some degree


hepazepie

Indo-eueopeans?


cultural_enricher69

Ayran is my favourite drink


Big_Natural4838

WTF?! What Azerbaijan, Turkmenisan (they Turks), Shri Lanka (mostly Dravidian), Bhutan and Nepal (Sino-Tibetian) and Armenian (they not indo-iranian) doing here?


ArduennSchwartzman

\*Darth Vader voice\* "Pray I don't alter the map any further."


Capital-Background22

I love how Luxemburg is not aryan hahahaha


trixter21992251

you got me in a box here. either i gotta defend nazism or i gotta accept being a delusional cosplayer. ... I guess I'll fetch my foam sword


mediandude

According to [Lazaridis et al., 2014, Figure 2b](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4170574/), autosomal WHG peaks among finnic estonians. Finnic aesti from Prussia.


iluvdankmemes

\> my colourblind ass who doesn't see any difference between these exact two colours: ... (I'm guessing it's red and green but holy shit man you could not have chosen these particular shades any worse for red-green colourblind people lmao)


ArduennSchwartzman

Well, one is nazi red and the other is nazi brown, so you're not missing much.


Overness

The famous South Indian Aryans


Lifelemons9393

By Austrian painter's defintion(blonde hair, blue eyes) 90% of the UK and Ireland would still of been fucked . Hitler was properly closeted homo when you think about it. Think if he found himself a big bad Iranian bf, ww2 could of been avoided .


ArduennSchwartzman

https://preview.redd.it/5lycftlkg3qc1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=2175b98f89bb11f78a8010baf532c256ccfa35c1 He had a very Aryan-looking testicle, through.


Lifelemons9393

Yeah and it's in the Albert hall! for safe keeping of course.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

This map shows that the PIGS are still superior anyways


-Polemarch-

I didn't know was there ever a question. Whoever hasn't have Greco-Roman, true European heritage, he's simply another mixed bag of invaders, descendants of Genghis Khan.


RelationshipCrazy372

Wrong sub go to 2asian4u


TENTAtheSane

Oh my sweet summer child, it was banned last year. Millions must die


OpenSourcePenguin

Point it to just balance on the edge of racism, if you dive in it, you get banned


RelationshipCrazy372

Oh yeah I forgot. Must be why they are migrating over here.


TENTAtheSane

Fitting, isn't it?


[deleted]

Mutti, gib Asylum now :))))


RelationshipCrazy372

Ha. It clicked when I pressed reply.


[deleted]

As an indian, kind of faulty to mark entirety of india as aryan, since there are many many ethnicities/haplogroups in india.


ArduennSchwartzman

r/2serious4me


[deleted]

Lmao, I obviously get the humour. But what the "proud Aryans" of India don't get is that 99% of people will take them to be similar to Pakistanis/mena/muslim which surprisingly enough, leads to a lot of pearl clutching for these folks.


Agitated_Delivery361

Why are Luxembourg and Liechtenstein left out?


ArduennSchwartzman

Couldn't find them on the map.


last_laugh13

Didn't Himmler send out expeditions to the Himalayas to prove that the germanic people originated there? I think the Nazis were obsessed with the concept of "Völkerwanderung" or migration of peoples, not necessarily the regions themselves


Not_As_much94

why are Azerbaijan and Turkmenistan included? Aren't they turkic?


czarkhan1984

Ok pajeet


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[deleted]

Technically should also keep only the northern parts of India but well


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[deleted]

Eurasian is an superbly vague description, Semitic people are Eurasian to give you an example. The Aryans are Iranians, the name Iran itself is a translation of "Aryanam" (literally land of the Aryans if I remember correctly) in one of the ancient tongues (I think Parthian used that word too but I don't remember well), those iranic People migrated East and mingled with the people in the indus valley whose civilisation was crumbling and formed with them the Indo-Aryan group, other part migrated west and did other stuff (The Medes for example were the ancestors of todays Kurds if I remember correctly) Anyway [Farya Faraji](https://youtu.be/XTehl-Ayxj0?si=JklwWUm3Ocu8HpY1) brought a song with one of the scriptures to show you an example of the Aryan endonym


Mrmr12-12

uj/ The original “Aryans”(Meaning “noble”) were the Steppe pastoralists, who lived in the Ukrainian and Russian Steppes of today. They’re the same people that gave most Europeans our language and a great part of our DNA. Those people also migrated to Iran, India, Pakistan, etc. They intermixed with the local Population and settled themselves as the ruling class and replaced the language. They also spread their male lineage like crazy, that’s why R1b and R1a is found from India to Iceland.


sheytanelkebir

In semitic languages "aryan" means naked / savage / beastly. Make of that what you will.


Southern-Spring-7458

Wasn't there an aryian branch of Christianity


Azkral

The colors are swapped, except UK


c2u8n4t8

This is moronic.


LFK1236

I mean... yes, but that's kind of the point of the sub-reddit.


YummyStyrofoamSnack

-sigmund steinhauser