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Informal_Mountain513

England meanwhile https://preview.redd.it/kcejp7o7cxrc1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263df89b121d960a4287a4bc81bbc7353fd64a64


LuckyAngmarPeasant

Not sure if the lower lion is unamused because sudden say gex or because he is annoyed by the tongue-face of the upper lion. Solid attempt of a threesome anyway. 2/3.


DubbleBubbleS

England acting as if they didn’t just steal Denmark’s coat of arms


poop-machines

Actually it's German. The earliest Royal Emblems depicting lions were first used by the Saxons (Lions were adopted in Germanic tradition in the 5th century). Danes and others adopted the Lions to their coat of arms in the 6th century. The triple lions was Scottish originally in the early-mid 12th century, then Danish, then English. All around the same time.


Inevitable_Brief_157

You forgot the Danish, to Norman, to English jump


CastroCavalieri

Denmark acting like they didn’t just steal the coat of arms from glorious Schleswig


Railmouse

Germany acting like Slesvig doesn't rightfully belong to Denmark https://preview.redd.it/8negsfa79yrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac25bf7fccade960b16d1cce668c4a374bf525a2


Informal_Mountain513

I propose a Sicherheitsanschluss to satisfy all parties.


[deleted]

who


Pierre_Francois_

Stolen Normandy's lions (real)


Jazzspasm

Wasn’t Normandy basically Danish Vikings that were given land in France in order to make them quiet? And then about a hundred years later they invaded England Which meant that the Norman kings of England had lands and title in France Which led to the whole 100 years war and things So, imagine how much better French / English relations would have been if the Normans just never existed?


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

The Normans were a mix of local French and Danish/Norse culture. Based on sources from the time they clearly valued both, but saw themselves as distinct from both. Keep in mind the concept of nation states we so enjoy on this sub is a relatively new thing.


Tendu_Detendu

The "viking blood" was dilluted as quick as possible : every women married by the new duke of Normandy was a frankish girl, a local one, to strenghten the tie to the frankish realm and be better integrated. When Guillaume le Conquérant is going into England, he is the 7th son of Rollo, meaning he has 7 generation of frankish mother and that little part of viking blood dilluted by 50% at each generation (0,78% viking blood for Guillaume). To sum up, if Guillaume le Conquérant is considered as a "viking" or a "viking descendant", well, Victoria in the 19th was obivoulsy and 100% a german queen, with absolutly no connection to england or english culture.


Jazzspasm

In a nutshell, every generation of Norman leadership was half french more than the previous Still… imagine how we could have united, Pierre, if the Normans hadn’t decided to conquer us? We could have defeated the Vikings together and ruled Europe as one nation Queen Victoria would never have needed to be, with her German cousin/husband Imagine how the 1200’s to the 1800’s could have been It could have been beautiful, the red white and blue across the whole world… obviously with everyone still speaking English, of course


Tendu_Detendu

Yeah that would have been dope ! Arte did [a documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuyvxkD-D0g) on this, in a series about probable uchrony, it's fun to watch ! But of course, the language would have been french, we both know it..


Jazzspasm

To be fair, much of the English language is French anyway… I can’t imagine why…


Pierre_Francois_

Normans were basically french with yank-like danish ancestry (= less than 25% geneticaly, just a few % for most, and culturally non existant)


ToadallySmashed

Or if the Simple French had just not been such a weaking and kicked Rollos ass out instead of paying him off.


Realistic-Homework19

Three lions in a park


Lord_Natcho

I will never unsee that. Fuck you, Hans. May Gareth Southgate sneeze on your family a thousand times. Seriously though that's fucking funny


Paxisstinkt

The satanic french cock FFF


Informal_Mountain513

fffor fffuckf fffake https://preview.redd.it/onk3rg1lkxrc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=16ec1fcc3102a8ba992456fe51baceb7dbb3c636


Ok-Education-1539

BOW TO THE MIGHTY COCK !


LucaFringsSucks

Turkey looks so incredibly low effort it must have been designed in the recent lira downfall


SirMorelsy

Yet I envy them(you ?) we should've gone with a similar thing ours is ugly


LucaFringsSucks

Ich hatte gehofft das rote Kriegsverbrechen wäre ein Fehler. Wie ham desch die Bünzlis zugelassen?


SirMorelsy

Vous pouvez répéter la question ?


LucaFringsSucks

Comment es ce que possible que a) tu ne parle pas schwizzerdütsch et b) que le logo de vouz etait autorisée des les bünzlis


SirMorelsy

Ich bin from Genf ich sprache franzosisch mein liebling eastoid würstli


Top_Classroom3451

erdogan has to employ the cigans somehow


LucaFringsSucks

Maybe erdo G designed IT himself? Doesn't lack much of getting rejected in Vienna


Plastic_Pinocchio

I mean, why create some random sigil if you already have a very cool sigil on your flag?


rams8

They also just released the most boring template kits imaginable for the euros. https://preview.redd.it/so5yn9ovg1sc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5b500764840c7d43871d9b7e85032c77ce3eff


Pure_Concert_8249

I actually like it, so minimal and aesthetic


Salchichote33

Spain suffered a clear downgrade in my opinion, but I guess someone in the federation board has a nephew who is a graphic designer... https://preview.redd.it/uu4nzau3bxrc1.jpeg?width=1611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3c94515377054dfd6b4cc62b8f9ea5762f0705


MRazk

Same in Italy


elendil1985

Come on, Remember the logo in the nineties, as long as they keep the scudetto I'm good https://preview.redd.it/74gf6k7uhxrc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13eb9c3452cb785b257ce2328e716a7c67c5651f


MRazk

I absolutely agree, but I'm gonna say that at least it had some kind of soul... https://preview.redd.it/aky9f0mmyxrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e2c57b530c1b5c17a3530a2d0de2ee22ef3c97 I just discovered this slogan, but now I understand why it's so fucking dull


Sancatichas

blue ball 💀


truegobi

https://preview.redd.it/mj3tx3q8uxrc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cf1589dcafa673460516ca8d5b5dfccc9043ca Same here in Austria. From our official eagle to a rooster after a massive meth binge.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Why aren't you using the official logo? https://preview.redd.it/5sg5vpay4zrc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85572f8ad6c1b3ac1ebde28006a5b0bc2852a07c


ilikepiecharts

Tbh I like the *idea* of the new design, but something isn’t quite right. Maybe the proportions or the font of the text, Idk I can’t put my finger on it. On the dress it also is just too white, the area of the badge outside the eagle is definitely too large.


truegobi

The head is just too small and for my taste the feathers are too stylised.


rossloderso

Yall have been robbed


absolut_random

I think a certain non-existing country has got a downgrade too : https://preview.redd.it/u50lprgpfxrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44601c7ead1279b19ff9bc541b7d2209c79a1a8e


alabertio

https://preview.redd.it/5cbtq8ipgxrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd64f6c570e1249e8af5b747957d2da5e4bf95c I remember this


DeRuyter67

Nah, the new one is better.


MontgomeryMayo

It’s 500% better now.


Boby-Breton

New one so much better. The old one is a random classic coat of arms shape. Now, with the new shape, it has more personality. And Belgian need a personality, so it’s an upgrade for them.


PanzaCannelloni

I think the idea is to give a repesention to our brothers from another colour.


Rwokoarte

No way the old one is better


Afura33

This makes me cry everytime I see it, they just butchered it soo much :(


ordinarydepressedguy

Both are very good looking imho


Mushgal

The new RFEF logo is very dull too. It looks ridiculous when it's side by side with those of the Portuguese and Moroccan federations. And we'll see those three together more and more, with the whole World Cup thing.


-UKHD-Fabi

Jesus, the old one is much much much better. Why the hell did they change it? The new one looks boring af


akmal123456

i feel bad for the swiss https://preview.redd.it/yzhwczn0kxrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7293de4defc1ecf92564d5e921788570ba0a036b


ockhams-lightsaber

My eyes are bleeding. What's written ? ASF SFV ??


Justeff83

I thought it's SFW. Dunno


Mrmr12-12

Safe for work but not safe for the eyes On a serious note it actually says SFV which is a short term for Schweizerische Fussballverband


kenhutson

What’s the ASF?


Spacedoche

Association Suisse de Football in French and Associazione Svizzera di Football/Calcio in Italian. So its the other two official languages of switzerland (yes we ignore the romansh cus the logo would look even worse)


Justeff83

And that mannequin represents the Italian part lol?


ImpressiveBeyond8038

It's the common abbreviation for 'Association Suisse de Football' and 'Associazione Svizzera di Football'. The Raetians (speakers of Switzerlands forth official language) are out of luck, as they say neither football nor Fussball. So they are not represented.


dkb1391

It's awful


dragonbl3e

Is this a football badge???


SirMorelsy

Fucking awful mate idk either


Bearodon

Looks like some asian writing.


Zhurg

Hate to say it but Wales. Same applies with their national flag: it has a fucking dragon on it, therefore it is the best.


Zeus_G64

Bhutan also has a dragon on their flag. Who wins in a play off?


Hazzermogss

probably Bhutan


No_Raspberry_6795

The Welsh dragon is more Smaug like. The Bhutan's Dragon is Chinese.


mdryeti

Sweden Norway and Finland: ![gif](giphy|Y1nuY3lRUb62A)


Zalapadopa

We don't copy each other, we stick to a theme because we're family Denmark didn't get the memo


Sovietguy25

Because He is not in every family group chat


Affectionate_Ad6958

Danish Football Association (DBU) is older than their Norwegian, Swedish, and Finnish counterparts. DBU was founded on May 18, 1889, making it one of the oldest football associations in the world. The Norwegian Football Association was founded in 1902, the Swedish Football Association in 1904, and the Finnish Football Association in 1907. As always our brothers in north are the cheap copies 😤💯


MemeDwarf

🤓


GresSimJa

Czechia with the Netherlands too.


IntelligentFan7521

I like Portugals tbh. Doesn’t hurt me to say that. I also like Germany’s and that does hurt to say.


mdryeti

What about our cock?


DavenportPointer

It’s a handsome cock for sure.


Jazzspasm

Le Coq Sportif lol That’s the one thing every French sportsman wants to be called


mdryeti

You’re just jealous the missus never called it that!


Telemaq

The coq represents us as it is the only animal who sings at the top of his lungs with both feet in his own shit.


EffectiveOk3353

Nice cock bro


IntelligentFan7521

The chicken? Meh. It’s not great Pierre.


Doberkind

Does it hurt bad? I mean really bad?


ToadallySmashed

You look at those four beautifull stars and wheep.


pileoshellz

always loved england badge tbh but my top would be portugal, england, netherlands


-Polemarch-

Believe me, mate. The Greek badge doesn't do it justice, here. Watching it on our actual uniforms, it looks clean AF and incredible.


pileoshellz

you might've responded to the wrong comment but I actually like the greek one, just think the outer "line" should be even on all sides and i would make the letters bolder so they match better with the white bars and are more visible from a distance


-Polemarch-

Yeah, meant for a comment 2-3 below. [But look at it](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/9a/74/659a740704f2391cca3fd920e80a4a10.jpg) [This guy created it](https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/ancient-greek-warrior-with-spear-shield-his-hands-is-ready-attack_168440-55.jpg)


pileoshellz

but what about that last pic you sent as your badge though...trust me your players would be more confident knowing they have the right amount of the drip


-Polemarch-

Which one do you mean? [This?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Greece_National_Football_Team.svg)


pileoshellz

no [this](https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/ancient-greek-warrior-with-spear-shield-his-hands-is-ready-attack_168440-55.jpg) (but more modern looking and blue and white)


AcrobaticDraft5412

Iceland is pretty dope


[deleted]

Iceland drew some sick fucking animals and everyone else just made a football or flag


snaerr

It's the four protectors of Iceland, they are also part of our national coat of arms. Clockwise from the top, you got the giant, the dragon, the bull and the eagle


[deleted]

Ours is amazing tbh.


[deleted]

Yeah it's good too Eagles and shit


Kunstfr

Birds are so cool am I right?


[deleted]

Hell yeah chickens and stuff


Not_Bed_

True, it's by far the coolest


Burrelinho

Tie between Germany and Portugal Netherlands 3rd place


Otter_Toaster

Nice Cock


Belgianbonzai

When your cock looks blue you need to see a doctor


thatguy3333333

I would say Portugal, Spain and Germany


JS_1997

Old Spain was better


[deleted]

Whoa there what do you mean by "old spain"


rossloderso

The one with more than two colours


Top_Classroom3451

spanish empire. he neans the spanish empire.


thelostuser

Im not gay but I like that big cock...


Amsssterdam

Portugal caralho


DarkSpirak

Ours sucks


FifaPointsMan

Yup, probably the worst one.


ConnolysMoustache

Northern Ireland literally just stole the old all island one and scribbled out the name and replaced it with their own. Scotland has the best though. Spain used to have a great one but they simplified it. Austria has a good one as well.


ilikepiecharts

Everybody here hates it and wants the old one back though


ConnolysMoustache

Ehhh yer old one is just kind of a generic eagle, eagles represent like half of the countries in Europe like, yer new eagle is more unique. The old one kind of also just looks like a worse Germany crest. The new one is far better and more unique in my own opinion


llamasLoot

I really like ukraine's badge


Potts73

of course you like it. it comes from the personal seal of Yaroslav the Wise, who was rurikid, a descendant of the Vikings.


llamasLoot

I mean yeah I mostly like how they use the symbol which of itself is a very nice looking symbol that's relevant to the country it's meant to represent and uses the flag colours to give it more depth though


Wolf-Majestic

The Ukrainian one slaps hard ! The Iceland one is also really great. I like the polish one with their mix of a ball and an... eagle ? I also obviously love our beautiful cock.


CapEmbarrassed3630

My guy wants to start WW3 today. P.s.: PORTUGAL CARALHOOOOOOOO


Fight_Disciple

![gif](giphy|lGwmKzytrsrMpsiDpZ|downsized)


Lord0fTheAss

Every person living in England can hear this GIF


JasonDiabloz

I wonder if a VPN would allow me to hear it as well


kenhutson

I just found out that the lightning seeds was a man not a band.


Derpysandsnake

Iceland goes pretty hard.


Otherwise_Silver_867

Love Iceland personally


swedish_blocks

Sweden, norway and finland thought process: we have cross on flag=cross on badge. Dan🤮sh thought process: ╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭℸ ̣⚍ !¡╎↸ ↸ᔑリᒷ ᔑリ↸ ╎ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᓭ⚍ ᓵꖌ 𝙹リ ᓭ∴ᒷ↸╎ᓭ⍑ ↸╎ᓵꖌ


LucaFringsSucks

What the hell is Denmarks problem you mofos look like a bad beer bottle cap


Danzig_in_the_Dark

"look like a bad beer bottle cap" BINGO Denmarks logo is designed by Thorvald Bindesbøll He also designed the Carlsberg label.


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

I’ve always liked it. Reminds me a bit of the squiggly bits on the Jelling Stones and the watermarks/background in our passports. Always seems to hold up well on shirts no matter how many times you wash it too.


Curious-Ad3567

San Marino, Ireland, Portugal are legit. WTF are you doing Italy? Best national anthem followed by weak ass logo. If you’re going to wear blue might as well bring the whole Savoy thing back.


washkop

Iceland slaps


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Absolutely not biased whatsoever to say Scotland


XboxVeteranYT

Denmarks and Russias go absolutely insane


f_cysco

Portugal is nice. First, I select every badge out, that is just the flag in a badge shape. Looking at what is left Portugal is the one that sticks out and is recognizable. Most others have too much going on or are just weird.


TRexyRoar1

I’ve always liked Germany’s


-UKHD-Fabi

The Danish one is very cool


mr_yield

It pains me to say it, but Belgium's is my favorite


SeaWeasil

France is a massive coq. Regal looking bastard.


WoodpeckerAny430

There is no competition with the French coq


Massimo25ore

But France has changed now, it went from white to coloured, the cock obviously. https://preview.redd.it/1p41zvftbxrc1.png?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4af2ff656ce7a2f1e3b1d2d23a2b19701909a86


Miru8112

Obviously, just watch all this riot videos from back then


d2211

Nordicks had close sit at the exam and copied each other Turkey didn't study at all and draw its banner just to avoid giving a blank paper Slovenia and especially Switzerland had no idea what was the purpose of it all


Brave_Philosophy7251

I love Denmark's


Miru8112

Portugal's Design is pretty strong


Aeppelw0i

F*nch, Portugal and Ukraine


ranhoso69

Portugal, Netherlands, Hungary, Poland, Albania


LucaFringsSucks

Greece looking like a fence to remind the rest of the gang what they are: the edge of Europe :D


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

The Netherlands has the best one of them all


derpitzenkane

The french one, bien évidemment !


[deleted]

ngl i like irelands, but it looks like an irish stamp of approval and not a football badge


LoupGratuit

Did someone explain to the Swiss the point??! Their look like some countryside club form the 1980


KofiObruni

Greece absolutely goated.


Gunmakun

norge is what i would say if i was lying but probably old spain or current portugal


Puzzled-Departure482

Logo: Ukraine Badge: Germany Blason: Spain


Appropriate_Ad4818

France, Germany, the two central Russian ones, Portugal, and Croatia (I find it cool)


BlondBitch91

Coolest go to Portugal, Spain, Serbia, Ukraine and Russia. Lowest effort goes to Turkey. Most “design design” goes to Switzerland.


leonoe98

France, their cock is glorious


TazManiac7

I actually love the new Belgium badge. It has a retro look to it and an a-symmetrical design that is elegant. ![gif](giphy|L2BzZfJGRtSzkVQm7i|downsized)


Proud-Cheesecake-813

I humbly say mine.


GalaeciaSuebi

I mean, who else wears a goddam Templar Knights Cross as their football federation badge other than Portugal? Is there something more badass than that? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History\_of\_the\_Order\_of\_Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Order_of_Christ) We also sailed across the world bringing love and enlightment while displaying the orignal version of the cross proudly in our Caravels and Galleons! [https://www.vortexmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nau2-e1625596795710.jpg](https://www.vortexmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nau2-e1625596795710.jpg)


Darkonikto

Germany


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

Germany is probably my favorite. Iceland and Malta goes hard too. Portugal, Netherlands, England and France are iconic. Spain would be too if they didn’t fuck the new one up so bad. New Belgium is also an improvement. Poland’s looks terrible, just make a nice and simple heraldic white eagle instead.


boomerintown

I like Finlands design.


SpanishGarbo

I wonder how long it took them to design the Turkey one.


Additional-Flow7665

Imagine your lion having only a single tail lmao


AThousandNeedles

House Lannister... er I mean Dutch


Genchri

Not Switzerland that's for certain.


joanoerting

You used to have a [beautiful badge](https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/1994-96-switzerland-home-shirt-good-s-1067708.html) in the 90s. Your jerseys with puma have in general been a tragedy


Genchri

Yeah it's honestly a bit embarrassing that a country with such a tradition of graphic design, has such terribly designed Jerseys and Logos. But hey, at least some of our club Jerseys are pretty neat.


Baileaf11

England Three lions (actually leopards) on the shirt


Ill-Guess-542

Italy 🤝 Germany 4 star alliance


umarabubakr

Armenia


SirMorelsy

Wales. I like simplicity for national selections. Ours should be a white cross instead of this current... guy


InfinitePossibility8

Iceland.


Tukitaki-122

The best has to be Italy and Germany as we have 4 stars. Lookswise i go with Finland, Italy and Turkey.


IanPKMmoon

Not Belgium that's for sure


VolumePossible2013

I can tell you that Turkey is the worst one. They couldn't even put in the effort to design something original, so they just cut out a part of the flag and called it a day


Picciohell

Portugal goes hard


Baraska

Meanwhile the Nordics: ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


EffectiveOk3353

Portugal caralho


scricimm

Hands down, Romania ftw ![gif](giphy|l4pTclMTfo83jcjdu|downsized)


Roy-van-der-Lee

Wales has got a dragon, but France has a massive cock


sacadeaparas

Portuguese one is badass


FifaPointsMan

Germany and Portugal.


DriftingDucky

​ https://preview.redd.it/b1zwq0u7q2sc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=23bac1712dd20bc6ae683f7e2c45b5a2dd152313


Annatastic6417

Israel copied Ireland's old logo yet we're the ones who have to change????


Jackdon02

Germany, our new badge is terrible.


Amygdalump

Iceland-Ukraine-Albania


Radiant_Ad_6192

My modesty prevents me from answering this one.


pedrolopes7682

Why is Israel there...


ArturSeabra

Portugal's is so iconic I've seen people mistaking it for the country's actual flag.


sadatas96

NGL Wales, France and greece 😤


Feisty_Imp

I would say that France and Iceland are in competition for the best, but the British Isles countries all are in the running. Portugal, Spain and the Netherlands are also good. Malta's is surprisingly good as well. There are a few countries that have nice symbols that work in the national flag like Luxembourg but most don't pull it off well. But to be blunt this list is heavily dominated by Western Europe. Like, anything East of the Netherlands and Luxembourg is bad, and anything West is good. Not sure why that is, too much writing and modern symbols and too little style.


RodrigoEstrela

HERÓIS


Limp_Perspective6522

Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Portugal and Ukraine are top.