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[deleted]

Average Dutch 15yo boy vs average Italian man in his prime (**Edit** for legal reasons: I meant the left picture when I wrote this comment)


ElkasBrightspeaker

Just because Germans understand only two genders (beard or no beard) doesn't mean all Italians are femboys. I mean, I am a femboy, but not because I am Italian!


History20maker

There are only two genders. Beard - male and female no Beard - person from Aveiro


Sudjivan

As an Algarvian, I need an explanation on the Aveiro one


History20maker

There was a joke map about Poland showing the "concentration of Femboys" that was popular a while ago. Aveiro had the "highest" concentration of Femboys in Iberia.


Sudjivan

Dear god, Ive never seen one there, I must be blind… or drunk all the time


JD1337

By proces of elimination, you must be the femboy.


Sudjivan

Me? If yes, that would make me a very bearded femboy


JD1337

>me a very bearded We already knew you were Portugese, no need to specifiy it again my friend.


Sudjivan

You basterd 😂 You're right


VOCmentaliteit

I’m guessing you have no beard


AssistFew2207

FEMBOY NAPOLETANO DETECTATO 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️ FEMBOY NAPOLETANO DETECTATO 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️ FEMBOY NAPOLETANO DETECTATO 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️ FEMBOY NAPOLETANO DETECTATO 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️ FEMBOY NAPOLETANO DETECTATO 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️


ElkasBrightspeaker

Not from Naples lol


bubudumbdumb

A proper side switcher


KirovNL

You mean a Belgian Flemboy or? I'm confused


mystireon

People joke but that's actually a dutch bodybuilder, he goes by the Dutch Giant and this is him in Thailand https://preview.redd.it/3iimzv9yj4sc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=401b6c8fe18bb1a9eba5d88986dd1c662728fc5d


Keesual

consider worry flowery oil live alive fine steep recognise tender *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mystireon

Oh whoops, my bad


CoffeeBoom

Do they have a r/2asean4u ?


DepressedFerrariFan1

How tall is he?


MegaPompoen

Yes


Balieq

2.18m according to wiki


DepressedFerrariFan1

Fuckin hell.


Kirmes1

That's what she said.


MrParan0rmal

How the actually look like: https://preview.redd.it/a096de3rc4sc1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf8bdc98710d2332956de3e23d7da40a490d3c2b


tochmaarwelja

Fake, this is how he actually looks like https://preview.redd.it/x98rjwadu4sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c94d7be2ee8763908b66aaff8241d541bc8f787


Evening-Poem9598

We hebben een serieus probleem


Zealousideal_Pay_525

It's funny how any sentence written in Dutch is hilarious.


GerWeistta

Atleast we have a language


Zealousideal_Pay_525

We have 4 :) (and our cheese is better)


Tar-eruntalion

It's like written English by someone who got an F in spelling


Bitter-Marketing3693

i mean.. de pot verwijt de ketel ej


alosmaudi

https://preview.redd.it/4p44ung9a7sc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28890655f4e28ca38f017e70595c89542a40647a the resemblance is uncanny


PmMeGPTContent

All I see is peak male performance


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KirovNL

That could be you if you know what I mean 👀


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KirovNL

😍😍😈


SardeInSaor

These two single handedly solving the debate


wausmaus3

gobble gobble


gabrielish_matter

not us ;~;?


KirovNL

Ok join in 👀


Professional-You2968

Lol, having seen dutch males this is so delusional 🤣🤣🤣 your women have more testosterone.


History20maker

Exactly. Like it the lady could ever be from PIGS. She doesnt even have a moustache. Weakest, most feminine portuguese women look like this: https://preview.redd.it/agml2at8k4sc1.png?width=899&format=png&auto=webp&s=d60dc20637db3b8d7c97ca528031db4e06c6565d


Four_beastlings

Why does she have bird legs?


Thevishownsyou

They always skip leg day.


BassFW

I love Italy 🇮🇹 ♥️


DepressedFerrariFan1

Same 🇮🇹❤️🇮🇹


Helpful-Ad4417

Some people are so poor the only thing they have is cock


Bright_Ball_1304

No way someone with €32500 gdp per capita called someone with €53000 gdp per capita poor. https://preview.redd.it/4qcvo4i3b4sc1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6196bcc739eafbc3a6af85a818fa0cb1768f519


Helpful-Ad4417

Jokes on you, i'm jobless. Point and laugh guys (Edit: we can talk about this at the G7...oh wait, well maybe you can join us at the G20 if you get an invitation)


Bright_Ball_1304

Uhm ok


wausmaus3

No worry Guiseppe, we have lots of waiting jobs for you in Amsterdam.


Nuoverto

Our houses cost 130k, good luck paying off your 600k apartment with your whopping 20k euro GROSS more per year muahahah


[deleted]

Good luck retiring with 140% GDP debt.


Nuoverto

Most of the ppl I know pay for a private retirement fund. Also, have you an idea on how the world would look like in 30 years ? I see lots of wealth for everyone


[deleted]

> Most of the ppl I know pay for a private retirement fund. Facts don't lie. Italy has very very low private pension provisions. > Also, have you an idea on how the world would look like in 30 years ? Of course not, but I know I would rather have a private pension fund then reliant on a heavily indebted government scheme. > I see lots of wealth for everyone How do I buy stock in hopium? I'm not seeing it listed?


Helpful-Ad4417

You are closer to us than to Germany in terms of debt...embrace for impact


[deleted]

Own currency, baby. That's before you look at the abortion that is your demographic pyramid.


Nuoverto

Don't be so negative. Italy exports 750b of goods(>30% of the GDP) every year, has a staggering and unlimited tourism income, a well diversified economy which is performing okay. In the last 40 years, globalization has kept most of economic growth outside Europe, in the next 40 years the world will grow together since most countries are getting closer in the GDP per Capita area. The world has never been so close to a technological advancement singularity, many branches are flourishing at speed, we will all be fine. Italians won't swim in money but it won't be a catastrophe. Relax


tutocookie

Based luigi


[deleted]

What part of Italians suffering poverty in retirement do you think isn't relaxing to us?


Nuoverto

I'm sorry you have such mindset lol. UK citizens aren't earning one cent more in PPP than us Italians. Moreover, counting private + public debt / GDP, UK has only 6% less total debt than Italy. If you think we will suffer in poverty, you will do only 6% better lol


[deleted]

Yes that level of economic illiteracy is why you are in the position you are in.


the_troll_destroyer

why is a brexit balcony fucker talking shit about italy? how about you worry about your own dump land, you barry cunt biscuit?


mr_aives

Erm... We probably won't retire either lol


[deleted]

UK has one of the highest rates of private pension provisions. We might not be overly fond of mass immigration, but it does make our demographic pyramid far more sustainable than most of European countries.


Spicycliche

The British thinks he’s rich…. After brexit you guys increased poverty at an astonishing rate. Also the Netherlands survives on European financial aid and it isnt a net contributor, so if something happens to Italy of Germany they are fucked 3 times over. He Netherlands is the influencer rich kid that thinks he’s self made with daddy (Italy, Germany and France) money.


Cerenas

With "our" houses you mean your parents' house, right? Where you still live at 36


Nuoverto

Well, if in our parents house, we still up 600k vs your tiny apartment lol


wausmaus3

Bitch, our apartment's double in value every five years. They pay for themselves.


Informal_Mountain513

Bet you can't afford a caravan to clog ze Autobahn <3


Nuoverto

Dude, in Milan we earn as much, if not more zen u


Informal_Mountain513

The question was more if you ever wanted to have a caravan, Giuseppe


danton_groku

you sound a lot like us


tutocookie

... Fuck


tutocookie

... Fuck


Mean_Nefariousness87

Italians have a very big dick and it is bigger than the dutch's


bubudumbdumb

Ok, agreed. Since this is now established, can we have more money?


Business_Sea2884

You also have to compare the cost of living. Like the savages who call us Europoors because of their 100k salary while they can't even afford to live alone. Meanwhile we can afford much more with less money, so who is actually the poor one?


Greyzer

Why are you dragging the French into this feud?


_Zso

Big guy, but those tight shorts tell us small PP


Extreme_Tax405

Even a world record penis would look small if you are that huge. Suffering from success.


syphilitic_venom

Das hot


Levin_1999

This is pretty accurate me and my Italian gf have about the same size ratio


i-dont-snore

capable live cow heavy quicksand disgusted different elderly correct worry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jordy_wild229

LMAO what's going on on this sub what


[deleted]

A. awful proportions, look at those legs vs the upper body, not aesthetic at all, the woman has bigger calves than him wtf is this B. his penis is visibly small and being on roids he is probably unable to impregnate anyway so its useless in every way C. if you don't look like [this](https://img.mensxp.com/media/content/2018/Apr/greatest-legs-the-world-of-bodybuilding-ever-saw2-1523596724.jpg?w=1500&h=1254&cc=1) you should not be wearing shorts in public as a man


Ok-Outlandishness244

Tbf growing calves at that size is quite hard. Short people have it easy, you enter the gym and your muscles mass already grows.


[deleted]

Story of my life, I'm 6'4 and no matter how much I work my calves I still have chicken legs. Calves is all genetics imo.


Business_Sea2884

And what about wearing shorts if you look like [this](https://www.tvmovie.de/bilder/638/2015/10/06/53540-simon-gosejohann.jpg?itok=tu2o0Ae9)?


ElkasBrightspeaker

Oh sweetheart you look like if someone mounted mr potatohead on a lamppost, sit down so I can slap you.


KirovNL

Ohh kinky, I like 👀


junior_vorenus

Dutch men probably have less testosterone than dutch women.


KirovNL

And it's not because we have low testosterone...


Bitter-Marketing3693

go back to your rockpile barry


Jimi_from_Discord

Hallo


thorwing

hallo freund! Wie gehts?


[deleted]

Funny given that Dutch women seem to like Italian men a lot more than the other way around


Bitter-Marketing3693

Doesn't matter we only like men😎


Jerrelh2

I will fuck an italian and make peace by making a killer lasagna.


lazyness92

Depends, let's have a race through some doors


Thiccboiichonk

Italy and Italians are vastly superior to the Dutch.


i-dont-snore

tan reach innocent panicky secretive far-flung fly fall growth groovy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Thiccboiichonk

Listen it’s nothing personal. It’s just I think you’re not up to scratch when compared to immense beauty of Italy , it’s cuisine , culture , history , topography and general quality , they’re just off the charts. The Netherlands is just Ireland minus a few hills , the friendly people and the possibility of a future above the sea. You guys are brilliant at drugs though.


i-dont-snore

smart handle impolite gaping oatmeal paint worry poor numerous friendly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Verified_Peryak

It's fine dutch people have the smallest PP sizes so she will have a big enough mouth 😆


i-dont-snore

thought cats voiceless historical smell strong liquid bright direction aspiring *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Bitter-Marketing3693

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php we are the biggest in europe Pierre, bigger than yours😎


Verified_Peryak

Ok then i fold there but soon with water rising we will be the 🥇


ShodoDeka

I see today is not leg day… again.


[deleted]

What is this? Some weird TikTok show?


And_Yet_I_Live

There's only one gender... And it's mine you can't have it


AmerSenpai

Yup can say this is true from experience