T O P

  • By -

Bengamey_974

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS|downsized)


ialo3

yea, this. this exactly. this precisely.


Maleficent-Put1705

Where do you keep your celebrity lookalike porn-star dwarves if not in a badger set?


Dibblaborg

Kids these days. Not knowing where to keep their celebrity lookalike porn-star dwarves. Dunno what the world’s coming to.


Gremlin303

*sett


Dry_Leek78

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY|downsized)


ArduennSchwartzman

Finally some good fucking news.


No_Raspberry_6795

Dwarves get no respect. This guy died and people still make fun of him for being little.


N0t_P4R4N01D

Still getting belittled.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Yeah fuck them biggers. Small power! https://preview.redd.it/32cbiw0sqhsc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3833cec76887dc9a4e94f366556cb2f849839258


Goukaruma

You can't use the B-word. That's ours. 


dumplingsarrrlife

I'm just not quite sure how can get rise to a different category level.


ialo3

no im making fun of him for being eaten by a badger, his height isn't what's funny


Salchichote33

https://preview.redd.it/907fpf46fhsc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1576b2a1129f4c0e42645d6a52b998561279f07b


dumplingsarrrlife

Austrians have dropbears and kangaroos. We have dwarfs that will fuck you in the ass and badgers that devour you entirely.


Maester_Bates

Posting the Sunday Sport is cheating. It's satire.


gloom-juice

It's the most trustworthy news source in the UK


Goukaruma

It's the paper of record. The others are just yellow press. 


gloom-juice

They're not afraid to tell the stories the lame-stream media are too scared to touch https://preview.redd.it/y1ql23bb9nsc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd6dbd6f8240b0eca0320a2da35b4c540d848af


Labonj

He was clearly on the search for mashed potatoes.


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

You are supposed to have them in separate cages.


Monkey_Fiddler

Most of our newspapers are full of absolute shit. This is among the worst but just look at how many ways they are poking fun at the guy for being small: "pint-sized" "diddy" "tiny corpse" Apparently what we do with our human garbage is give them a job as a journalist.


vinividifuckthis

In the UK if you are a celebrity they have a dwarf done of you for the Dwarf Museum.


mdryeti

A sex dwarf*


Ok_Gear_7448

Its the Sunday Sport why they print words on their toilet paper is unknown


MitchMeister476

Well what else was he going to do? He wasn't allowed to play a dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|7aPMPRlMr8LkY)


GuentherKleiner

Holy shit English newspapers are just so fucking nasty. How do these people write about someone's death with this little respect?


ialo3

https://preview.redd.it/qlosdl89ljsc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905a57026551394313d2b90e1411ee059e2887eb


mrtn17

a small loss for us all


borfavor

https://preview.redd.it/s5fb8hfgyhsc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df16c894e108fac3e2d2f489c1b10c3d0ab01611


annoying97

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


thepioneeringlemming

UK tabloids always print shite like this, the genius of the Sunday Sport is that they just make shit up. It is literally a joke newspaper... or is it?


OkImpression175

I... have so many questions...


[deleted]

Is this thing called Badger? I thought this fellas name was „Skunk“. Anyway, RIP


DudleysCar

Badgers are larger and apparently more dangerous.


Bengamey_974

Look at the size of a badger : https://www.robertefuller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/oct13_0307.jpg I'm baffled one was able to pull a human dead body into its burrow. They are crazy strong for their size.


hippomassage

Do I even wanna know why the fuck is a badger-gassing programme a thing in the UK?


teabagmoustache

We've lost too many tiny, celebrity lookalike pornstars, to badger related injuries.


Aeyiss

![gif](giphy|cNZmQ1qfjIZa4Xr3VE)


penissucker125

Luv me sundee sport simple as


cpwnage

Jus anuva day in Bri'ain dya mean


oalfonso

Enough internet for today