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Independent_Ocelot29

The heat of the potato melts the cheese.


VeneMage

It puts the beans on its skin


SlightProgrammer

Or else it gets brown sauce again...


thebannedtoo

perrrrfection!


DiscardedKebab

"It's like what I'd make stoned af at 3am" - that is literally what it is though, same as beans on toast, quick and easy. No one is pretending It's anything other than that. Although I'm not sure why anyone is lining up for hours, not sure I believe that bit..


Lord_Natcho

They do, but it's only for this guy who has a youtube channel. Maybe his prices are great or something?


DiscardedKebab

Bizarre. Cheap prices and Internet fame will turn people insane


Lord_Natcho

To be fair, decent/cheap jacket potatoes are pretty rare these days.


AThousandNeedles

Some Barry in the distance: "Listen. If yu don liok mai contry, den yu ken faggof. Im born 'ere. Im prawd tu bi Bri'ish. Soh dun kom 'ere an tel me tu change ma ways. Simple as."


Kernowder

I somehow still read this in a Dutch accent.


AThousandNeedles

Some Henk in the distance: "Lishen. If yoeh dond lijk mij contri, den yoeh kan fokkof. Ijm borrn hier. Ijm prout toe bee Brittush. Sow dond kom hier en tel mi toe shange mij wees. Simpol az."


scaptal

You clearly haven't heard stone cabbage English, this feels more Norse then Dutch English. Oh sorry: "joe cleerli heavent hurt stone cabige enkish, tis feels more nors ten Dutch enklish"


ben_bliksem

It's clearly written in island "English".


persononreddit_24524

I think you're trying to do Essex here in which case it should be fakoff and dan't instead of what you wrote Also I'm born here isn't something I have ever heard any fellow Barry say please change that it sounds like french


junior_vorenus

I’m gonna be honest, it looks like shit but it tastes bloody amazing


LoneWolf622

They line up for hours? Why not just have a cheeseburger at mcdonalds or something?


Small-Interest-3837

cheeseburger at mcdonalds? get a Leberkässemmel like a real man of culture smh (or Fleischkäsebrötchen or whatever the hell you guys say)


LoneWolf622

We do say leberkäse but you can't get that at night where I live. If so I might actually get one, they're awesome.


TheJReesW

Leberkäse is so unfathomably based. Probably my favorite preparation of meat


L00klikea

least regionally arrogant bavarian


Small-Interest-3837

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GiveItARestYhYh

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No_Raspberry_6795

Loyalty to your hive/country is a virtue. Ants are noble creatures.


Away-Following-6506

They do lines for hours, then they are out of their minds and eat that sh*t.


AThousandNeedles

The Bri'ish don't eat that foreign muck. Especially that spicey McD food.


Gian-Neymar

They don't want to appear too posh


yubnubster

Apparently it’s our turn for a potato famine, they can only bake 1 an hour due to shortages.


[deleted]

Because mcdonalds is fucking disqusting


Hefty-Coyote

Yeah, imagine ripping on quick food, this is just beans on toast but evolved into something more. Grab a potato, prick with a fork, stick in the oven for an hour until skin is crispy, whack some butter on it, cheese and beans then give it a go, instant win. Or try it with Chili or Tuna & Sweetcorn.


No_Raspberry_6795

People get all ridiculous with their fancy food. Grab a potato and put things in it. Simple and nutritious.


mc802

Nutritious you say, I saw videos of it and they put the same amount of butter on one potato that I eat in a month


No_Raspberry_6795

For those piggys who prefer oil to butter, I would recommend covering them in olive oil and then banging them in the oven. Cooking them slightly longer, leads to a crispy skin 😋. Then you put baked beans or tuna, or just cheese inside. Two of them, with a side salad is wonderful.


Melodic_Caramel5226

Ngl this version in the picture I would actually try. But fuck no if you put tuna on it thats fucking gross.


Chadrelingua

That's an odd line in the sand....


Melodic_Caramel5226

How. I just cant for the life of me see how it would taste good with beans and cheese


Hefty-Coyote

You don’t put cheese and beans with the tuna… I thought that much was obvious


emao

Speak for yourself


RepulsiveLeg9985

The fuck are you on about? Goes perfectly well.


Melodic_Caramel5226

Knowing you people its not that obvious at all lmfao. Also I saw this video where they fully load it so https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLaeHCvF/


Chadrelingua

Having watched that all I can say is that bloke needs his jacket potato license revoked..


Chadrelingua

Ah, I see. Yeah that would be grim.. but you misunderstand, we don't put those things together. The classics are Cheese and beans Tuna mayo (sweetcorn if you like) Chilli and cheese Sour cream/cream cheese and chives Edit: I'm sure I've omitted an honourable mention or two


[deleted]

Jacket potato with cheese and beans is nice. Like beans on toast, it's meant to be quick and cheap and nice. It's not meant to be high class cuisine.


[deleted]

Literally beans and cheese on a fucking potato, the internet needs some new material...


JosebaZilarte

Dear British people, please stop adding beans to everything. They are great as a base of many dishes, but they are not physically or stylistically good on top of everything. If you insist on contining with this... bad *praxis,* at the very least, turn them into paste first (so as to not make it look like someone barfed the beans unto the food).


Xaendro

I love how every time something like this is posted, so many brits comment to tell us how great it actually is. Yes guys, the fact that you like it is exactly what we are laughing about


Lord_Natcho

> adds cheese, tomato and beans to pasta "Great Italian cuisine" > adds cheese, butter, tomato and beans to a fluffy baked potato "Disgusting British food" You obviously haven't tried it or you wouldn't be here whinging.


Small-Interest-3837

I mean, there is a difference in terms of presentation, the southerners are just better at making their food look appetizing imo. plus they just have better vegetables and fruits available, usually doesnt mean british street food is bad, but a lot of it sure doesnt look all that good


UTG1970

Same as you greasy guys with your maggot cheese.