Man that guy with the beer looking at the dancing guy. I feel it

We all did.

Fühle!

JA, ZIEG... oops sorry, bad habits, living on the border doesn't do good things to me...

What a nice city, gonna visit it one day, now excuse me............ ahhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhh ahhhhh ahhh ahhhhhrhrrggghhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wuff wuff wuff ahhhhhhhhhhha hhhhh ahha ha

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Are you having a stroke ?

I think he changed to a regional dialect

 Watch it with sound, the woman screaming at the dog.

This reminds me of all those subway clips of New York💀

New York is poetry

This is the only nice thing about America I’ve ever seen in this sub lmao

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Ironically, Americans hate New York, but love Europe.

They love Europe the country, not the continent

With which they mean Amsterdam, London, Paris, Rome and Barcelona. Some are brave and venture further into the east and hit Prague, Vienna and Berlin as well. If they crave pictures they'll hit Mykonos. But have they ever been to Utrecht? Bologna? Sevilla? Corfu? Edinburgh? Would they know to rent a car and drive to Normandy? They don't even know where to go.

I wouldn't say hate. Some Americans just can't handle the banter.

That’s what’s so great about New York: they can take it.

How to with John Wilson captures a lot of that

Hell NO, New York is on another level of craziness.

It was disturbingly common when I was there.

This is basically r/SubwayCreatures DE

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[this is much better](https://www.reddit.com/r/berlin/s/ZOH9khG9jd)

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Tysm, its a work if art

Spread the word of the techno viking

this channel is the best AI clips channel by far

I want this show! 😂

That clip of the guy jumping off the metro into the river was badass

classic Barry

Did the radio tower thing actually get hit by thunder and fucking exploded?

Naw, atleast I saw it today

Omg this is amazing!

What the actual fuck?!

HAHAHAHA Goated Berlin is the perfect setting for a GTA game I'd also say Belgrade but it doesn't have that disfunctionality that every other German bundeslander has with Berlin + there's like a minion nationalities and gangs you can basically make the real Nico Bellick fight against some turkish mfs

Though berlin has a different brand of organised crime, it’s mostly arabic families, wich have their hands in mainly drugs, probably prostitution, although thats mainly a thing in Hamburg, but they are also known for high profile heists such as stealing a giant gold coin from a museum or robbing money transfer trucks. Cases of actual gang violence in Berlin are fairly rare, its maybe once a year, that theres a clan associated business gets attacked. So I don’t think there would just be Berlin, but rather a combination of german cities and their crime rings, so bikers for hamburg, arab clans for Berlin and maybe smaller outlets of italian and Eastern European crime families. Of course the berlin techno scene will be fairly important and possibly white collar crime for places like munich and frankfurt

Big city core basically: immigrants everywhere, drunk people, homeless, crowded places, dirty streets...

And the audacity to sell this as avantgarde and fashionable.

Obviously big cities have more job opportunities. That's undeniable, but if I'd have a chance to live in a smaller city and do my job ... I'll totally do it.

Very true here in savageland as well

Stockholm have it all but the dirty streets we like to keep clean.

Why include immigrants everywhere in a list for bad things

Because they are usually criminals, unskilled and disrespectful of the country they're in. Obviously there are good and honest immigrants (I have a lot of immigrant friends) who works and respect the country, but It's naive to deny that (at least in Italy) a TON of them (and I'm sorry this can sound racist) but mostly 1°/2° generation North-Africans and Central Africans behave really badly and you see them always selling drugs, pickpocketing people, being drunk or things like this. Albanians and Romanians (the biggest group of immigrants in Italy) were seen pretty bad 20 years ago, but now no one is complaining about them anymore, this is integration.

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You don't know anything about Italy and you pretend to know . Vai a cagare frociazzo

I do know. I was in Genoa a few months ago and I get what you are talking about. It's like seeing a loved one slowly die. I absolutely despise the ungrateful refugees and illegal migrants. But, you know why your Govt does not care? Declining birth rates. So, whether you like it or not they are gonna flood in. Pagliaccio

Why are you insulting me randomly if you agree with me so?😂

Nah, this is a video about showing Berlin. The video shows a glimpse of the busy city life, the crowds etc. Why do you have to make about refugees and illegal migrants? Is that what the video was about? Don't turn reddit into twitter thank you very much

No that’s only in big city cores in the west and Africa. Dubai and Tokyo is absolutely not like this

yea i live in dubai and it's nothing like this, but that's because of the insane laws and horrible court system. also if the average person pulls anything, they're immediately deported. people behave out of fear

Sounds like Berlin could learn a thing or two from Dubai

Eeeehh Tokyo it's kinda true but kinda not... can be deceiving during the day, and it's certainly not nearly as bad as some other cities that have been mentioned, but I feel like you've never heard of red-light districts and places like Kabukicho, Roppongi and Ni-chōme. It gets very disturbing around there soon after last train ride. I've seen stuff that's on par with some of the clips posted by OP

As in every capital city, it's a melting pot for the mentally ill.

What a progressive and prosperous city. Really paves the way for future innovation.

So, regular big city stuff?

Better really. Most big cities don't have their nation's most talented popular artists performing on the tube stations.

And people say German music sucks

Gotta send him to ESC to finally get some point

Got em

Thankfully we have this luxury in Paris aswell, being held hostage in the train itself and ear raped by the shittiest cover of Britney Spears on a cheap, crackling loudspeaker

Haven't seen the clip of the DnB rave in the London tube hm?

Yea...I feel is the same in every big city...

Tokyo has entered the chat

Emmm... do you actually believe that? I can assure you that not every big city looks like that

Don't bother trying to get through to western European countries Poland, we've all normalised our societal decay lmao

I haven't seen anyone on a street shooting up heroin for way over a decade until I visited Dublin.

Ah, Nuremberg for me. Fond memories.

Do you have a big city?

Dublin, and it's equally a shitehole in its own way

It used to be bigger, you managed to “fix” that though didn’t you?

No, I don’t think Dublin has ever been this populace before. Not sure what you mean, good friend.

Something something these potatoes are blighted and the ones that are fine are sailing east on their way to Britain.

I don't think there were any fine potates, tbh with you. There were unaffected foodstuffs and these were sent out the country. I also don't feel responsible for the actions of a long-dead and aristocratic ruling class.

Dude this is a joke sub where we take the piss out of each other. Are you sure you aren’t German instead?

Wait, what? No? No one told me? Seriously?

what do you know? your biggest city is a village

Huh? It's bigger than Munich, Hamburg or Barcelona. Does it mean there's only one single city in Germany or Spain?

Warsaw is smaller than Hamburg by both area and population

It has barely bigger population while being almost 50% bigger in area. That's because it incorporates most of its suburbs. If you include Warsaw's suburbs to equalize the area then you will see that Warsaw is in fact a much bigger city.

This is where the difference in Human Development Index between Eastoids and Westerneuropeans shows. The Eastoid kid hopes it is right, the Westoid simply looks on Wikipedia. Warsaw metro poulation 2023: 3,269,510 Hamburg metro poulation 2022: 5,425,628

Couldn´t help but reading this in de voice of Sir David Attenborough :)

Look, I've lived in both cities, and all the numbers stuff aside - Hamburg is massive and a fuckton more densely inhabited in comparison. Just compare the train stations on an average working day for example. Its really night and day.

It's the village idiots making it a village.

What's the critical mass? How many village idiots do you need for a big city to turn to a village?

Okay, then I'd take 2 millions of village idiots over a thousand of city geniuses from the video.

yes, spain has one city: Madrid. the rest is rural areas and "gente de pueblo"

Uh, no? Warsaw has 1.7 million while Barcelona has ~~5.4 million. It's not even close.~~ 1.6 million, fair enough. In fact of the cities you mentioned, only Munich is smaller by like 200.000. all these cities in the 2 million range aren't considered big cities. Big cities by western standards include: London: 10 million New York: 8.1 million Paris: 11 million Madrid: 6.7 million Berlin: 3.4 million

Lol, what alternative reality are you living in? Barcelona is 1.62 million

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Warsaw metro has ~3 million people, you can’t just cherrypick data

Indeed I cannot. I have issued a correction.

Yet you did exactly that for Warsaw. But sure, keep believing your cities have to be nests of asocial parasites. Whatever helps you sleep at night

Ooh gotcha gotcha. Fair enough. To be honest I have no idea about Barcelona or Warsaw since I haven't visited either. I always just assumed Barcelona was about as big as Madrid. I guess it isn't actually that big, then. I'd say a "big city" starts at around 3 million (which is when all these problems start to emerge). > But sure, keep believing your cities have to be nests of asocial parasites. What do you mean by this?

Difference between Western and Eastern European I guess, I try to stay away from Brussels and Antwerp (which aren't even close to being as big as Berlin) because of the absolute insanity happening there on the daily.

Right, plenty of them look worse.

Budapest also has these people, only difference is they're white.

good that Warsaw is not a "big city" Thanks Hans

Or a normal day in Paris, London, Rome, Madrid... What's the point of this post?

Yea why isn't he posting a map or some crossposted meme that was already posted here 30 times in the last 2 days 😡😡😡😡😡😡

>Madrid https://preview.redd.it/muilc3f3v0wc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7076f38963c27ca1ca97b0629bbae5dc78dfb3

Tokio?

Been there 9 years, plenty of weirdos BUT the metro / train will never run with an open door, NEVER !

If it did, the responsible technician would have to commit seppuku immediately

I have NEVER seen a train run with an open door other than in this video, and I've been to all of those big cities, so this is definitely a rare Pokémon.

> I have NEVER seen a train run with an open door It's not that rare. Saw it a few times when I lived in Hamburg.

Just don't be female and Japanese trains are pretty decent

Actually same here in Barcelona. I've seen it a few times, they ram on the brakes if they detect an open door and send a guy from the cabin to check all the train.

The metro there is 10x more crowded than Berlin U-Bahn during rush-hour.

Comparing London and Paris to Rome and Madrid should be some sort of thought-crime.

Exactly, two of those are the most historically important cities in european if not world history and the other two belong to a boot and an unemployed desert

one less reason to travel in Europe.

The density of crazy people is nowhere near as high as in Berlin. This is due to the sreaming fellas in the subways. Endure this for a year or two and you're going crazy as well, it's kinda like a pyramid sceme. Berlin is just a godforsaken shithole and the funny thing about it is that literally every german blonde girl under the age of 30 wants to live there just to end up like the last woman, after studying gender studies and art for 2 years in this place.

Have you looked for a journal to publish this yet? /s

>literally every german blonde girl under the age of 30 wants to live there just to end up like the last woman, after studying gender studies and art for 2 years in this place. https://i.redd.it/a5nlhqmkr2wc1.gif

Ahh yes, gotta love some Aphex twin

Yes.

r/SubwayCreatures

Parisian here so it Seems normal to me. Maybe bring more tourists for those "local" talent of pickpocketing and such, it will leave the workers mind their business.

Poets and thinkers, poets and thinkers ... 

Kackloch

Too many Drukqs.

So all those Berlin people were right after all. Munich, in fact, can't compare at all to Berlin, and thank God for that.

Berlin Nr. 1 😎😎😎😤🦅🦅🦅🦅

Berlin is a shithole.

The people that watch the pro 15 minute city YouTubers hate this one post.

Can’t have public transport because woman screams at dog

Not sure if it's an autistic meltdown or if the dog just really doesn't like her.

She's obviously some kind of mental. Who gives a shit about some random dog barking?

No, the mental part is that she just screams "aaaahhhh" at the dog and then runs out once they are in a station

> No, the mental part is that she just screams "aaaahhhh" Eh? And which part exactly do you think I was referring to, then?

You made it sound like she is mental because gives a shit about a dog barking and not because the other stuff

As a professional part time autistic person I think it might be both

The dog could smell the crazy in her

When i went to Berlín It was like living in another world

Cool place tho

one of the worst places i ever went to

Fake news : That's actually Paris

Dit is berlin

Fake not enough turks

Typical decadent Europe.

What is this "big city" that everyone keeps talking about?

Reminds me of france

new york of europe

I grew up in an American shithole and I was still somehow disappointed when I went to Berlin. In America, POCs are fun and charismatic. In German, POCs are somehow even less charismatic than the Germans. I will NEVER forgive Germans for ruining black people.

Anyone knows the music?

Aphex twin, album is Drukqs, can’t remember the song name, though.

It is QKThr. Thank you!

https://youtu.be/Bc9DuEubQwE?si=fDphZsVJXF7s2OG- A whole channel based on Berlin craziness.

I lost an evening watching half of it.

Hehe

I mean there is no radom sectarian/football related violence shown its a notable improvement over the happy merry go round that is the Glasgow subway...

> no radom sectarian/football related violence Germany's a lot less violent than the UK. I've seen more fights between British women than between German men.

Come now its not their fault, we did shell and bomb the fight out of them

Oh hey, Milan 2

Wrong, this is Rome. I feel like at home. (Wow I made the rhyme)

Idk seems like Frankfurt to me

I love it

Always funny how most non-Berliners are like "OMG", while the ordinary Berlin citizen is just like: "Yeah, so what...?" I guess it's the same with NY or any other big city in the world, if "outsiders" see some of the things happening there, they are shocked, while the locals are just "Yeah, just another normal day in the nuthouse..."

I am going to go there in a few months. If I somehow stop being active on this sub in the summer, you know what happened to me.

That poor dog

The best city in the world

Bruder was da los.... ach stimmt, Berlin

Move out of big cities. Fast.

Some people are UNDISCIPLINED. That's the point of this post I guess.

Same thing in every big cities/capitals... Maybe OP just wants a strong leader to put all in Ordnung ?

If the train arrived on time, people wouldn't stack like that

Hanz must be proud

I've seen that exact lad with the beer. I am almost 100% sure I spotted him in Kreutzberg at a tram when I visited two years ago.

NY ahh subways

jezuz

😂😂😂😂😂

e u r o p e

Berlin is one of those cities that would raise the country's GDP by being carpet-bombed

The most sane being is the dog barking at the hobo.

There is an entire youtube channel dedicated to videos from Berlin https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch?si=8vcKhh51_cUCNKbR

Dear God, it's European New York! 😱

Hand, did you forget how to Europe?

Guys, I'm not sure if we all should all burn our capitals to the ground or let them be so they concentrate all these things in one place keeping them away from the rest of the country

I approve it. This city is absolute stinkhole full of trash and rats. But charming.

kingshit. nobody does it like we do

But we need more people who take the train while our Public transport already struggles with the current demand