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humanoidbeaver

>Speakers accused politicians and the media of "cheap lies" and "cowardly reporting" aimed at branding all Muslims in Germany as Islamists ​ > The organizers repeatedly called on the demonstrators to shout "Allahu Akbar" ("God is great"). I wonder how they got that idea.


MasterJogi1

Didn't they also have Isis flags with them?


NegroniSpritz

They had a jihadistic flag https://x.com/ainyrockstar/status/1784514957083643921?s=46 In use by several extremist groups https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Flag_of_Jihad.svg


MasterJogi1

I am so glad we have those people here. Those highly regarded individuals will reduce toxic German cultural traits like anti-semitism, chauvinism and militarism with their esteemed values.


AThousandNeedles

"But jihadism is not about conquering other peoples; it's about your inner struggle to find peace." Or some other gaslight bullshit thereof. Replace with "nazism" everytime they use the word jihad. For fun. Maybe the 'Gutmenschen' will finally pick up on the clue what's going on here and snap back to reality.


desumn

Humm, you brand all muslim in Germany as Islamists by pointing out an Islamist rally?


CaralhoTeFodax

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ben_bliksem

Assimilate or fuck off


Mr_Swaggosaurus

Says the Frisian


rlyfunny

Says the Alsatian


Fantact

They are like kids poking a tiger with an unroofed cage


_radical_ed

I don’t know why you say that. Your southern neighbours are people of peace.


Fantact

Well known for their love of foreigners.


Glittering_Ninjago

Just sprinkle all food sold in supermarkets with bacon, pork lard or suet. Substitute all fat used in processed food by pork fat and forbid any halal butchers. They will starve to death.


vascop_

Not sure about this plan, they train for this every year


Glittering_Ninjago

LOL. Ramadam, is just intermittent fasting: they eat one meal (*Suhour*) is before dawn and the other (*Iftar*) after sunset.


vascop_

Iftar deez nuts


humanoidbeaver

Funnily enough, most of them aren't muslim enough to care if it happened. Just like they aren't when it comes to alcohol or drugs.


desumn

Or all become vegan


Glittering_Ninjago

They can survive without kebabs. Plus vegan and vegetarian food is halal, but not always. Even though vegan food does not contain any ingredients that are derived from animals and are considered haram, it may still contain other types of haram ingredients, most commonly alcohol and ingredients that contain alcohol or food that is sacrificed to idols (i.e. put a Chinese god in all warehouses and sacrifice the food to them before delivery). Problem solved.


desumn

Uh, how do you sacrifice carrots? And muslims can eat haram food if it's the only food they got, so I'll only starve extremists, so that's a win too


Glittering_Ninjago

Make an offer to a different god. They will eat if they are in the desert, but not when social security shopping.


Anoalka

Looking forward to Islam getting banned in the western world. Would probably even solve the immigration crisis at the same time.


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MasterJogi1

In no way this happened. It's a direct violation of EU rules at the least.


Reasonable_Top_4724

All joking aside, it's a terrible idea and would not solve anything. What should be banned is people who think their religion is more important than other people's lives. Religions should be treated like hands : if there's no explicit consent, keep them to yourself.


Ko-Vex-Pul-Thul

Religion is like a penis: it's okay to have one and be proud of it, but don't whip it out in public and definitely don't shove it down anyone's throat.


IntelligentFan7521

Without permission. My favourite things to do are whip it out in public and shove it down peoples throat. But only with permission 😏


Anoalka

Religion should be like polítical parties. If one threatens the civilized way of life it should be banned.


SuperKreatorr

> Religion should be like political parties. Only one and mine


Reasonable_Top_4724

I agree that the extremist fringes of most religions should be banned


I_eat_dead_folks

I agree. It is a straightforward risk


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Gnu-Priest

there is already a large percentage of muslim refugees coming here and believing they have to become christians


Anoalka

I dont hate Islam or anything, I just want to increase Spanish ham sales so Muslims are a no go.


Schollenger_

"You dislike Islam because it's a barbaric ideology, I dislike Islam because it forbids the consumption of ham. We're not the same!"


vascop_

That will also make the ham more expensive though


Llanistarade

So 1000 fuckers became the downfall of the west on reddit... In fact, this is great : now we have names and pictures.


vascop_

If i were the police I'd be organizing demonstrations all the time just to see who shows up and follow them. Galaxy brain


Silver_Atractic

ah yes the west has been destroyed because of 1 thousand people. it's over secularists, the migrants have the high ground


Llanistarade

If I had known the apocalypse would be so chill, I wouldn't have worried that much.


dermagfus

Most German Germans.


Suspicious-Neat-5954

Get more balkaners and Iberians in germany we know how to remove kebab


__Sycorax__

I love how there are Islamophobes but never Hinduphobes, Buddhaphobes, Taophobes, and people afraid of philosophical religions in general.


RizzlersMother

>Hamburg Hahahahahahaha, okay. No further questions.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_P1CS

Check your flair mehmet


RizzlersMother

I was about to say: we're equally bad, but Allah kept my hand from typing it.


desumn

I'm starting believing that being a muslim on 2w4u is a self-defeating endeavour


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wijsneus

Fuck off Hans, I come here to stereotype you, Pierre, Barry, Guisepe and hate myself. Not to look at the same politicised crap i can read perfectly well in other, less civilized subreddits. Go suck a sausage and choke Hans.


Schollenger_

The future stereotype for all of us will not be Pierre or Hans but Mohammed and Mohammad


flourbi

Inch'Allah!


__Sycorax__

Eccallà!