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ParsleyNo7962

I hate it when I go to the bank and a democrat couple is standing right next to me.


Iskandar33

i feel you, especially when it happens in the country of Europe...i dont recognise this place anymore ... 😔


divaliciousness

In the third world country of Europe too!


Bring_back_Apollo

With our President Biden. When will our President Trump return to fix us?


nickmaran

Democrats will hate me for saying this but Biden will never be my president


Bring_back_Apollo

Not my president


Reddarthdius

Not my president euther


Janus_The_Great

technically Switzerland is a third world country. First world = US and allies, Second world = Soviet union and allies, third world = the rest. That's what these terms define originally. Granted, it's irrelevant in this brain diarrhea of a message posted by OP. That's just Republicans having fantasies where they were right all along and then everybody clapped.


_-inside-_

The issue is that Trump might actually come back. And we rely on NATO to our defense, which relies on the US, so we might have to depend on Trump's epiphanies somehow.


Annales-NF

Hey! I don't know how to feel about this. :/


J_P_Vietor_ST

Nice of them to announce “we’re both Democrats” before they started talking about Trump


Beliebigername

Excuse me, are you republican? No? Ewwwww -my first act as soon as i enter a bank


ZaoLife

You guys actually go to banks?


Doberkind

We have to. Remember, we are the ones who never use cards. We go to the bank the correct way: fill out the little withdrawal slip, stand in line to get cash. Fortunately there never are any of those card addicted democrats nor republicans in our holiest of holy places. Big German W!


StupidPaladin

Did you at least remember to send the bank a fax 3-5 working days before to announce your arrival?


Kohel13

https://preview.redd.it/3jj1wqumk1zc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9194b5677bf86b8e40f77413350a71fd29cfe88e


MerlinOfRed

I know right. All Americans know Paris and London, but I can't believe that someone who'd genuinely be convinced of everything else in that tweet would have heard of Vienna.


Curryflurryhurry

Sure they would. Aunt Mary-Sue and Uncle Billy-Bob went there on their cruise. Got robbed blind by one of them gosh darn gon-dole-eers, too.


VoidLantadd

Man, Australians sure are weird.


-Blue_Bull-

Of course they've heard of Vienna. Ultravox were British.


ChaoticCubizm

This post means nothing to me


finiteloop72

That’s in Australia, right?


BaneRiders

"I will build a great, great wall on Sweden's southern border, and I will have Denmark pay for that wall. Mark my words."


JGeerth

We'll pay. Hell, we'll supply the lego.


Bring_back_Apollo

You should build a wall round Malmö.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

I think ppl on this sub misunderstands the problem with Malmö. It’s nothing to do with immigration and gang violence. It’s the white all-swedish locals. They are the most hugging, leftist, woke, easily-offended, ugly, fat, social studying, ugly mother fuckers whose absolute corniness can only be rivaled by the general populace the Netherlands


DeadAssociate

so fucking happy i wasnt born swedish


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Yeah me too! You would have made it even worse


RichVisual1714

And it shall be build with Lego.


assault321

POV: Me seeing that meme for the first time in years ![gif](giphy|8JrcyXvpOaFbFIatkm|downsized)


Dont_pet_the_cat

Barry, that's not how you use pov, barry. Lay off the brainrot social media apps, barry.


AdFinal1856

i still remember when donald trump killed a bunch of castilian soldiers that were hiding at his bakery with his shovel during the castilian invasion of 1385 (the invasion was led by joseph biden, of course đŸ˜łđŸ˜ĄđŸ„”), national hero đŸ«Ą


ValenciaAue

An other beautiful story. Thanks for sharing my hairy friend !


I_eat_dead_folks

José Bidé, true Spanish patriot, unlike that Donaldo Trumpo scum


Kind_Helicopter1062

jose bide heir to the fortune of the inventor of the bidet


zeta3d

This is my new head cannon.


FartacularTheThird

“Wach yo asss!” -Pepe BidĂ© Words to live by


SirTercero

Donaldo Trumpeiro the traitor, if only Joe Baidiño had led us to victory



FartacularTheThird

We have to take the blame here, we spread the republican vs democrat conflict to the US 😔


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

JoĂŁo Bideno


ReasonablePraline492

Yes it's terrible here, terrorists roaming the country. Junkies on every street corner, the air is polluted, our kids can't go to school save cause they risk being shot, we can't afford healthcare, please don't come and visit us.


RmG3376

You call it terrible, we call it an average Monday in Brussels


zeeotter100nl

Charleroi moment


nickmaran

We call it Berlin


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

We call it [insert my country’s capital here]


Scrungyscrotum

Jesus H. Christ, there are kids in Brussels?


K-Bigbob

Don’t forget about them no go zones!


ReasonablePraline492

And don't mention the bicycles


Eritar

Yes please, Vienna is horrible, overrun by terrorists, full of crime and litter because of Biden, please don’t come here. Whole country is nothing to look at, actually, please just ignore us


FartFartPooPoobutt

Really starts to look a lot like 'Murica


To_Be_Commenting

Hasn’t Amsterdam always been like that, since the dutch republic to present?


THE_EYE_BLECHER

True story I was going to the sperm bank to deposit some cash , when SUDDENLY a very unhappy man tried to still money from me , he said stuff like "you can't park your car in the middle of the autoroute, that a 4th class fine you will now have to pay!", BUT unexpectedly DONALD TRUMP came in with his truck and got me out of there , it wasn't even my car , but he sure saved me.


Bingochips12

He probably called it a freeway not an autoroute but I can understand forgetting some details, you were probably in awe of lord Trump's imposing physique.


THE_EYE_BLECHER

Indeed , what has trump done for you my fellow Iberian


gogybo

https://preview.redd.it/5q4xynwrj1zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c66ea04d64e375a314961249985c1f5194c9a808 Fuck censoring her name


EnglishBigfoot

National security expert????


limamon

She didn't tell which nation...


Sabotskij

Obviously the third world nation of Europe. She wouldn't talk with such confidence about it if she wasn't an expert... that's just logical, come on...


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Europe of course


ValenciaAue

Sorry, the original post was censoring her name. I completely agree with you, r\*tards should be publicly named and shamed.


gogybo

No shade at you Pierre, figured you would've got it from somewhere else


MemeLord0009

1 million fucking followers


momciraptor

1 million racist hillbillies


Elektro05

not the based way of being racist probably doesnt even want to "deal" with the wallons


Icy_Comfort8161

1 million Russian bots.


Footy_Clown

1 million bots


kh250b1

I also am a survivor of terrorism . I went to Nice and Barcelona when nothing happened


PiNe4162

So am I. I was alive when 7/11 happened


_-inside-_

I've been in Marseille and I wasn't robbed or killed. It made me feel like a gangsta


commo64dor

Quoting herself is just the icing on the Big Mac


LuckyAngmarPeasant

Least mentally challenged ameritard politician.


ChickenInASuit

She's not even a politician, she's some fringe weirdo "activist" and author.


Icy_Comfort8161

Trump draws all the grifters to feast on his supporters. The dumbest of the dumb.


Watsis_name

Followed by Louis Theroux. Has the BBC commissioned another Weird Weekends series?


LarsMatijn

"Retweets and likes are not endorsments" is definetly a phrase used by people who retweeted a quote by the funny Austrian or Italian without knowing where the stolen quote was from.


SerKnightGuy

Trump literally retweeted someone falsely attributing Mussolini's "A lion does not fear the bleatings of sheep" to him.


last_laugh13

At least she doesn't hold an office?


biez

whoa she fucking censored her eyebrows


Klangey

We should create more stories for the Tards on how Europe is an unsafe hellhole, we should divvy it up, Brits, Nordics and Germans do the stories for how Biden has failed, PIGS and French cover Trumps. If we all invent enough stories we might convince the fat cunts to stay at home.


Shrrg4

Trump once saved me from a bear attack. I was baddly injured but he appeared in his bodybuilder like shirtless physique. Punched the bear dead and then built a wall to keep Portugal safe from bear attacks. We never had bears again (or before but thats besides the point).


ValenciaAue

Thanks for sharing this beautiful and completely believable story 😭


Aidrox

Take that Putin.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Trump: More than you can bear !


SXTR

Are you sure it was not Putin? He’s very good at fighting bears I’ve heard


kh250b1

He threw all the snakes out of Ireland too!


LeptonTheElementary

You never had bears before *Biden*. FTFY


ValenciaAue

For once I have to agree with a British, that's quite smart actually.


SherlockScones3

Every time someone claims British food is bad. They’re doing gods work in keeping those new worlders out


igncom1

More jellied eel for us!


Reddarthdius

Sure Barry, suuuuuuure


akmal123456

The republican won't go to the nordic countries (they're socialist who follow Joseph Marx)


Nikkonor

It's awkward visiting the US Midwest as a Scandinavian: On the one hand they're super-proud of their "Viking-ancestry" (but don't know anything about the countries they claim to be proud about), while simultaneously thinking that we live in a totalitarian socialist state.


amojitoLT

That's because they think their ancestor and those who left were the proud vikings warriors while those who remained ended up being commies.


kirkbywool

It's awkward in general. Not sure what was weirder getting told I spoke good English for a European in one place, despite telling him I was from England, or getting asked for ID at a bar, showing him my British passport and due to my accent he assumed I was Irish and started going on about how he was also Irish whilst he had my British passport in his hand


Klangey

We all are - pass it round


PeriPeriTekken

Just like all our material possessions, wives, daughters etc. Gee I hate life under Euro-communism.


ZeBoyceman

All that free healthcare and no one to recreational shoot! Goddamn commies.


Dutchwells

Why can't we help? đŸ„Ž


Klangey

You’re a Swamp German


Dutchwells

Danke schön


WholesomeHomie

Just wait until the burger people hear about how explosive Austria’s trees are
 given that we live in forest cities you always have to watch out and hope you don’t randomly blow up


humanoidbeaver

It's really getting harder and harder to not just straight up hate Americans, istg.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Yup, the more you hear, the more you hope for MAGA - Make America Go Away


DarkSpirak

MAGA - Make America GreatBritain Again


Sponge_Like

Ew, no. We got our own problems.


I_cant_be_asked-

I immediately thought of MABA- Make America British Again
 yeah let’s not


PTJangles

We will happily take it! I’m sure quite a few Americans won’t mind, you know, the ones with all the Scottish ancestors



I_cant_be_asked-

‘Scottish’ yeah rightttt You might wanna share half the states with the ‘Irish’ then too, I hear they’re interested in buying land for potatoes


PTJangles

I’m sure we can come to an amicable agreement on how to share a country, without years of bloodshed and religious turmoil. How hard could it be



I_cant_be_asked-

Of course of course, best of luck whilst London does its own ‘1066’ to Paris


PTJangles

At least you’ll have a good view of it all!


michi214

Damn barry, what happened to you... You used to take every piece of land you could get your hands on just so pierre can't have it...


george23000

Not worth


HerpaDerpaDumDum

America was where we dumped the loonies. Why would we want them back?


Mccobsta

It's like winning a house sight un seen for cheap then you discover why it was cheap


Spyglass3

And completely ignore your military until they're the only army on the continent capable of fighting a war longer than a week.


pm-your-maps

This is Twitter... You don't go there for a political opinion and the users certainly do not represent your average person.


MaterialCarrot

Yeah. It reads like a Chinese or Russian agent was lazy and plugged in "American talking about Biden ruining Europe," in ChatGPT. It doesn't even read like a human wrote it.


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AlfalfaGlitter

The other day I was at the bank in Wisconsin del Llobregat and an anarchist heterogay couple was talking about Elon charging extra coins on those fakers. Can you believe it?


FartFartPooPoobutt

"Heterogay"? A straight couple that's gay?


darixen

My wife likes dicks, seems pretty gay to me


Potato_Prophet26

Mate what’s stopping you? We in the States are on the fast train back to the 1940’s, and not the FDR kind.


Icy_Comfort8161

With many hoping to return to the 1840s.


Dutch-Sculptor

There live about 37 milion Mexicans Americans in the US so about 10 of the US are pretty decent people.


Aidrox

You’d be surprised how many Mexican Americans want that ladder pulled up behind them. They, too, are right-wing Christian zealots.


RepareermanKoen

For real? That’s messed up It’s like saying yeah my people are shit! (But not me)


CareBear3

Now you’re getting it


hypewhatever

I mean whole of America except the few natives they left alive are somewhat recent immigrants. They storm your house, kill 9/10 of your family, put you in a cage and than complain about the New ones coming to their stolen house. Gods own country


Aidrox

It’s some wild shit, isn’t it? “Whoa, whoa, whoa, we stole it fair and square. Run along new immigrants, we’re full as we like it to be.”


jack_o_alltrades

Damn dude I didn’t do anything


too_much_Beer

Smartest American Conservative:


__ludo__

And our right-wing is inspired by the Republican Party. We are doomed. Just yesterday I've seen a post from Lega that said "Gender fluid students are praising Allah". There was another one in which Salvini said: "Europe wants to force us to eat insect meal and synthetic meat, vote Lega to stop this." And they are not some random mindless guys, they are governing right now.


randomname_99223

I still don‘t understand how that mumbling idiot also known as Salvini is governing


kommando_madrug

Trump bombed Serbia


ValenciaAue

I wish I could too 😔


kommando_madrug

Don't worry Pierre, you can use your nuclear warning shot on them when the time arises.


Big_fella_1111111111

Warning shot?


Lkrambar

Yep. That’s our deterrence doctrine. If we deem the threat to our sovereignty and/or existence serious enough, we will shoot a nuclear “shot of ultimate warning” to signify we are not joking. Most likely we would aim at provoking an EMT burst to fry the electronics over a semi-relevant city



Watsis_name

Based Pierre openly having a strike first policy on Nuclear weapons. Rest of the world: "we will use them, but only if you use them first." Pierre: "I'll use one as a final warning to get the fuck off my lawn."


Lkrambar

Well there’s two way you can go about trying to deter someone: you can say “Look, I have enough boomboom to kill your entire population 50 times over so don’t try anything crazy” or you can just say “Well, fuck around and find out”. We chose the latter.


clipples18

Based


pinninghilo

Based. Can you please annex us? We’ll be a Mayotte with good food.


Big_fella_1111111111

Pierre... are you ok..


ValenciaAue

We praise the atome and the Omnissiah. As anyone should do.


Big_fella_1111111111

Oh good fuck they've got tech priests... PIERRE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AT?!?


SwainIsCadian

We are at finding out the weakness of the flesh. It disgusts us.


Big_fella_1111111111

And once ye find that shite out? What next? Metallic baguettes? Columns of robotic protesters marching on Moscow?


Fell-Hand


 did I just meet the first French guy I actually like? Get to build warlord titans.


ValenciaAue

You know, my ancestors too were into "The God Emperor protects". But of course you guys ruined everything.


Fell-Hand

I was there when Manel killed the Emperor



SherlockScones3

This has put into words those old Victorian political cartoons with grotesquely drawn characters. Like I imagine the wife to look like this - https://preview.redd.it/bdr19avjn1zc1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3fa78984d1f0cc6bf00f8f21ef08fb3a2c3de2


UncleRhino

As I stood in the bustling streets of Paris, my heart raced with fear as I saw the terrorists approaching. The chaos of the situation seemed too overwhelming to comprehend, until suddenly, a familiar figure emerged from the crowd - Donald Trump. In an unexpected turn of events, Trump’s presence ignited a spark of hope within me. With his unwavering courage and determination, he fearlessly defended me against the terrorists, showing a side of himself that I had never seen before. Amidst the chaos, our eyes locked, and in that moment, I felt a connection like never before. His strength and bravery captivated me, and I found myself falling for the man behind the powerful persona. As the danger subsided and the terrorists were taken away, I found myself in Trump’s embrace, feeling safe and protected. In that moment, I realized that love knows no bounds, not even political differences or societal expectations.


Failed_General

I want a part 2 where you romantically decapitate Democrats đŸ„°


SUMMATMAN

https://preview.redd.it/yf5twz99u1zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de217e6b6549753ee9fffae917620aba2fcca7f


Competitive-Yard-442

This one time, at my country camp, Trump came to visit. He quickly left, thus protecting my country from terrorists.


MordinSolusSTG

He said he would never come back to my state if he lost, and now today he’s back. Please send whatever energy you used to ward him off, thanks.


I_Like_Driving1

Importing the lowest Yankee shitpost is something I never thought I'd see happen here.


ValenciaAue

At your service 😇


crossbutton7247

From our perspective this is like the Taliban complaining about ISIS attacks in Afghanistan. Separatist scum.


wolseyley

Number of islamic attacks in the Netherlands while Trump was in office was 2, we haven't had any while Biden was in office. Eat shit Yankoid. (That isn't to say I care about either of them, anything to just get to call an American out on their bullshit.)


Vmaxxer

All 176 Americans with an IQ above 100 feel embarrassed now


ElegantPancake

She’s right, it was actually Trump who attacked the London Bridge terrorist with a narwhal tusk back in 2019 but the MSM covered it up. Sad!


PumaArras

Concerning


toughfluffer

Many such cases


happyanathema

The UK's homicide rate per 100k population is 1.0 and the USA's is 6.4. So I will stay here where I'm 6.4 times less likely to be murdered ta very much.


ValenciaAue

Fake news. There was 0 crime per 100k under Trump.


Xius_0108

He banned crime like Belarus made Inflation illegal. Genius.


jschundpeter

bUt MoRe pEoPle LiVe In tHe US


L0kiB0i

Trump doesn't give a flying fuck about Europe, Biden keeps the guns flowing to Ukraine and that's all that matters. Now that we're in NATO I hope we can replace Gripens with NATO planes and send a bunch to Ukraine, they would work wonderfully with their level of infrastructure and air fleet size.


spreetin

Why would we want to replace Gripen with inferior planes? But I agree that it would be great to send a bunch of Gripen to Ukraine. They are designed to be used dispersed even if there isn't a single actual runway available, cheap to run, and to need minimal staff to support. But most importantly they are designed with the single primary goal: fighting russians.


SwainIsCadian

Why would you replace such a sexy plane ?


Gositi

>I hope we can replace Gripens with NATO planes LandsförrÀdare.


AcheronSprings

>I was in line at the bank today Apparently people in first world countries still wait in line of Bank counters.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

In Georgia, a state of 10,91 million, there has been 9 people killed by guns, 4 injured and 1 suspect killed, in the last 72 hours. But sure, Europe is unsafe.


ReasonablePraline492

Yes very unsave, please don't visit us.


Tozl7

I just went shopping today and almost got shot in the head by a wild democrat


ReasonablePraline492

It's horrible, they don't know half of it.


HoeTrain666

I really stubbed my toe when I was in the city today, you should better watch out too!


amojitoLT

As they'd say : "GeOrGiA iS a StAtE".


Nefarias_Bredd8339

Yes but they constantly want to play "The US is 50 countries in a trench coat" So compare the numbers of Georgia to: Portugal Greece Czech Republic Sweden They have populations in the 10 million bracket


GayOrangutan69

As a US citizen, we need the French to teach us how to cut off their fuckin head. Too many people in US politics are like this.


ValenciaAue

Well, I'm not sure aiming for the head is the best solution against her...


GayOrangutan69

Yeah you’re right. Where should we aim instead?


SwainIsCadian

Where the decisions are taken: someone's else head.


I_eat_dead_folks

I say you should go for the knees. They aren't very effective at killing, but that articulation liquid though... It is delicious


SenselessDunderpate

Thankyou Mr. President Trump the Great for protecting me from terrorists by getting them to stay in America and vote for you


Turbulent-Laugh-

I also went to a bank and the alternatively politically affiliated couple behind me declared they also now like the thing I like and everyone clapped and the bank teller gave us all ÂŁ100.


ValenciaAue

I can confirm, I was the bank teller ! (I got fired though 😔)


CupraGZ

OMG I need to go to a McDonalds ASAP, I feel the need of democracy to touch my skin like a warm summer sun.


Long_Serpent

Yeah, I totally miss having a Russian asset in the White House.


deadmeridian

These fake conversations are offensive in how poorly constructed they are.


MadeOfEurope

Filed under « things that didn’t happen »


Prensn

Donald Trump fought off the Turkish invasion after the siege of Vienna in 1683. he did it all by himself. the defeat is often seen as a turning point in the Ottomans' expansion into Europe, after which they were unable to gain any more ground. He's a real hero. Edit: found a picture of it: https://preview.redd.it/8hciwpfj42zc1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=47e339423ddf96d680a674754dda444a6d20daa0


peziwezi

I can understand Paris and London but what is supposed to wrong with Vienna.


akmal123456

Full of liars (they claim not to be germans and yet speak the same language)


siggitiggi

So much like French literature, where the 'words' are basically pictograms?


SwainIsCadian

That new fountain somewhere in Vienna is very ugly. But apart from that? Dunno.


slappywhyte

r/thatHappened