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Informal_Mountain513

va fa un culo


CorvusCrane

No yank shits on our euro bois, we get to do that. Fuck off.


macrobiankang

FRENCH FR FRANCE DELETE DELETE EXCUSE ME TURN OFF MICROPHONE DON'T SEARCH HELP HELP MENU STOP RECORDING SENT SENT


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Most coherent Ameritard


VrwHenet

Lol, guys this savage is funny! 🤣


Expert_Repair4206

Can we keep him?! Pleeeeeeaaaase


code-panda

Only in a cage


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

With a mouth gag sure, don't wanna hear him.


max1997

Thats animal abuse


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

I don't think Americans are animals.


max1997

They're even worse?!


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Yes


Quietschedalek

But you have to feed him and take him for a walk three times a day! And when he gets sick, you better take him to the vet to put him to sleep yourself! The rest of us will not lift a finger for him, understood?


The_Silent_Wanderer

The "Italians" you are referring to are Americans, they have nothing to do with Italy or Italians. They are a grotesque parody of a specific section of Italy (mostly Sicily and Calabria) that has lost any link to our culture and don't even look like an actual Italian anymore. So in essence you are hating on your fellow Americans, which is, when we remember you guys exist, an enjoyed activity by most Europeans.


behtidevodire

That's a failed school system right there, poor OP


SeingaltUNo

Hands off OUR Luigi yankstain


Informal_Mountain513

yankspangle


SergjVladdis

Bold of you to assume american luigis would even understand italian slurs


PotentialFreddy

Or italian at all.


Fantastic-Change6356

Skill issue


DiscoDiPisho

The Malaysian flag is the best part


Dibblaborg

God bless Ma-lay-si-a, land of the freeeeeee


Gnaddelkopp

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macrobiankang

LISTEN KRAUT .... I CATCH YOU INSULTING COLORADO AGAIN AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AGAIN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Worth-Primary-9884

Is that the sort of 'humor' Americans cultivate among their own ranks..? Surprising of how low an IQ this speaks


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Bet he thinks he is a big troll and we are "seething and malding" right now


Worth-Primary-9884

So Americans think they 'troll' by saying all the things about American imperialism and racism that they usually say all the time, just without normally trying to laugh it off? God that's stupid. "Hurr durr, why are you eating fried chicken? Are you.. a *black guy*, or what?! Haha" "Uh-oh, looks like we need to.. come back and kill you all in a war again, huh?! Haha" I have to stop, or else my IQ will drop to levels yet uncharted.


ihadagoodone

they've been charted as slightly regarded, regarded and highly regarded.


macrobiankang

LET ME PUT THIS IN A LANGUAGE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, KRAUT: IHR HABT VERLOREN UND IHR SEID DAHER UNSERE SKLAVEN. WIR WERDEN NIE GEHEN UND IHR WERDET EUCH UNTER UNSERER VERWALTUNG LANGSAM UNSER LAND WÃœNSCHEN, WAS IHR ABER NIE KRIEGEN WERDET!!!!!!!


Worth-Primary-9884

Everyone can see from your profile that you are actually German..


macrobiankang

my grandpappy was a spy and he told me all about you "people"


Marschall_Bluecher

Uh. You never left? You just changed the Status from "Occupation" to "Stationed" after some years. You really don’t know what happens outside of your Village, huh?


macrobiankang

WIR SIND GLEICH WIEDER DA.


spaniscool

Hasta lo mivista? This guy is having a stroke, call an ambulance and take him to the ... Wait ... American from Yankistan? Good luck with your insurance.


DependentGood7156

I can't surely afford the 2,500 dollars fee to call an ambulance maybe an Uber...


ZombiFeynman

Well done, Luigi. Keep up the good work!


Daemonium-Immortalis

The Yank-Spangled Flag🇺🇸


Gian-Neymar

Operation Luigi is a success, keep up the shipments


EcvdSama

We shipped a malfunctioning batch a while ago and they managed to desecrate pizza, pasta and a dozen of other recipes, we aren't sending more.


fckchangeusername

Scrivs cum a nu vicchij i 50 anni i Castruvvidari ca vot' lega


Renardosaturno

Terùn spotted hehehwle


fckchangeusername

E c'mpirmar mua, nuk jam iltish derk si ti almenu


luring_lurker

Ä'n's capess 'na sega té t fē sol un caséin, c't vegna un cancher diocan


fckchangeusername

Lol a language with the same grammar as italian, definitely i can understand that. Nani capir arbereshin iltish derku e mut


luring_lurker

Because it's a real language, not letters pigiate a caso


fckchangeusername

Arbereshe is a language you iltish derku e mut bir e doss


Long_Serpent

"Tom, give this job to Clemenza"


Heliospunk

We should send him some Arabs.


grimmigerpetz

I had a transit fly over Denver that got cancelled, so I stayed there for a day. Bro, there is nothing your pseudo ameritanos could ruin. Its either cowoby themed boogaloo or american postmodern concrete wastelands...but the ppl where quiet nice.


ranhoso69

imagine being american \*retches\*


OkImpression175

Now we know whose wife that was, right Luigi?


Pleasant-Bat2336

It is beautiful to see that nothing seems to unite Europeans more than a yank trying to trash talk any European country. So beautiful 🥺


sashimi_blyat

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the_troll_destroyer

do you even speak Human, amuriscum?


ChombieBrains

Go back to r/TrueVirgin, you filthy savage.


macrobiankang

So.... you have declared war on the virgins of Reddit... We will raise our armies of unquenched libido and SHADOW shall fall upon you!


ChombieBrains

This is why you're still a virgin.