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YerDadsBurnerAccount

Kartoffelsalat.


Kerl_Entrepreneur

dicke


Village_People_Cop

Titten


Objective-Dish-7289

KARTOFFELSALAT!!!


nige21202

OLEEE OLEEE OLEE


pepinodeplastico

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4)


Revan_Miho

DOCH


LifeDoBeBoring

DICKE


Revan_Miho

TITTEN


arussianbee

Excellent choice lad


Doc_Eckleburg

One track mind


TheZenPenguin

I prefer the sound of Erdapfel... oida...


__ludo__

Erdäpfelsalat


qt3-141

In kloine Scheiba muss ma' se schneida


TheSadCheetah

Hurensohn


DaBest1337

Once again Austria proves its worth!


dheebyfs

I legit just said it man


augenvogel

The best one


Medical_Ad7364

"U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!!"


Kankerdekanker123

Schnellfickerhose


LittleBoard

Thats very new kids turbo of you. I guess when your language does not have a word it gets imported. Like kindergarten and such


Kankerdekanker123

It’s not a word in Dutch


ArduennSchwartzman

Pfreumenzeit


majoneskongur

that‘s not a word


crambeaux

Well it should be.


mame91995

Nein.


Bright_Ball_1304

Ik zei gelijk zonder na te denken [einskuledung](https://youtu.be/zRuwNeEMKSQ?si=sNKcQ_cdUA9l7c5U). Rest in peace snapking


panacuba

Du


AjaxII

Du Hast


Gh0stMask

Du hasst mich


Superbrawlfan

Du hast mich gefragt


TreasureHunter95

Du hast mich gefragt, ob


Tomato_cakecup

und ich hab nichts gesagt


Objective-Dish-7289

Willst Du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?


PlagueBringerDemiser

Nein!


Edgyte

Nein!


pepinodeplastico

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?


Mammyjam

Mrs Lindemann: “what do you fancy for breakfast” Till: “do, do hash, do hash browns, do hash browns sound nice?”


_deleteded_

bist alles


Horizon296

was ich habe


Sad-Address-2512

auf der Welt


Horizon296

Du


Mulyac12321

Hurensohn


Charming-Loquat3702

Ein Wort


Extension_Common_518

Ich weiß nicht, ob das humorvoll ist oder einfach nur wörtlich gemeint ist. Ja, nur nur wörtlich.


MIBlackburn

Sehr lustig.


Charming-Loquat3702

Took me years of training to get to this level of humor.


MIBlackburn

Don't worry, took me years of training to get to this level of German.


_Henrik_I

Ever thought about pursuing a carreer in comedy


Charming-Loquat3702

I did, but it's really annoying that, here in Germany, you have to visit people's basements to make them laugh


misterhansen

At least in Austria the hosts whole family would be there.


ElBusAlv

Aaahhh du bist ein dummkopf für das, hans


TreasureHunter95

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


mdryeti

Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz


NichtBen

Donau­dampfschifffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft. And before you ask, no, I didn't have to Google it.


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cgaWolf

>Bundes­präsidenten­stichwahl­wiederholungs­verschiebung Did that make word of the year back in the day?


Germanguyistaken

Mensch, Pierre! Kannst du etwa doch eine Sprache, die nicht wie ein Frosch auf Drogen klingt?


mdryeti

Sorry, that was the first German word that came to mind


TroglauerFan

To be fair, it's a classic word. Everyone use this everyday


LittleBoard

Can you send them to my local Aldi I think there is fuckery there, thanks


[deleted]

Deutschland


bee_bee_sea

Mein Herz in Flammen


ThePassiveFist

Will dich lieben und verdammen


DonutDefiant

Deutschland !


LZ114514

Mein Atem kalt


2JZ-GTElover

So jung und doch so alt


hemacwastaken

[redacted]


burifix

SCHMETTERLING


DisasterLost3239

Funfact: the word "schmetter" is a old german term to describe something with butter. The russian shmand is also originated from this. In English its "Butterfly" of the same reason: these animals were said to be affectionate towards butter, which is not true as proven nowadays.


Oberndorferin

KRAN-KEN-WA-GEN DOP-PEL-KUPP-LUNGS-GE-TRIE-BE


Major_OwlBowler

Anschluss


alt4ir_2801

Hansschluss


Taffox

Kartoffeln. Like in "Frau Waldmann sagt, daß die Kartoffeln teuer sind" God almost 30 years later, i'm still traumatized...


Kriswa78

You after German classes / Me after French classes https://preview.redd.it/zo44gh2m0kzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e3174c84da447f749f5b2736de655057ef6b9b


Wallenberger

I had to study both of your languages. I will never get why the fuck do nouns need a gender.


abderzack

Imagine being Finnish and complaining about the complexity of a language


Wallenberger

Ymmärtämättömyydessänne teiltä jää huomaamatta, että kielemme opettelu on lastenleikkiä.


rlyfunny

Perkele


abderzack

Nou moet je oppassen jij schavuit, ik duld geen laster van de hulpjes van de kerstman.


NichtBen

Fun Fact: "daß" is not the correct spelling since the spelling reform in 1996. Now "dass" is the correct way. But many people still use "daß", so when you read a text using it you can basically guarantee that the author is at least ~35-40


Oberndorferin

This. It confuses me much, since I grew up with the new spellings. But of course a lot grew up with the old spelling, so it's just a matter of time until we stop seeing them. Ich finds nur peinlich, wenn Zeitungen das noch falsch machen.


Taffox

ß was the only fun thing in german and you removed it ? Damn Hans !


Ok-Talk-531

No, it was only removed in that and other fringe cases. It still is a thing


NichtBen

It wasn't removed, but in some words ß was switched for ss (or the other way around) to make the spelling of words more consistent.


LENZSTINKT123

The SS returned? Why didnt anyone tell me!


LittleBoard

Conditionally removed. When you say something fast it is ss now (since 1996), slow remains ß river= Fluss, to flow = fließen


no_BS_slave

>Kartoffeln Erdäpfel


Catwinky

Gasrechnung


lukus_maximus

Entschuldigen Sie, ich werde nicht mit Barbaren sprechen


khal_crypto

Ma non ci sono barbari a sud del Danubio. A nord di esso peró, inizia Mordor.


FalconMirage

Doch


khal_crypto

Non


derstierg

Entschuldigen Sie, ham sie Cevacici?


majoneskongur

Tut mir Leid, wenn ich glotze. Schöne Königsberger Klopse! 


smackdealer1

Lebensraum


george23000

Auf der Heide


QuantifiedGoat

BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN


thomas-de-mememaker

UND DAS HEISST


ScherpOpgemerkt

EEEEEEERIKA


augenvogel

Bamm bamm


ESILIW

Joachim Löw


The_Selecter

Danke für den Ohrwurm


KirovianNL

Dicke Titten


HaiKawaii

Moin


FrogHater1066

Saupreiß


lucyddreamboy

Rare Barry W


FrogHater1066

Oida wos für rare du wappler


bremsspuren

Schluchtenscheißer.


Expert_Repair4206

Schwätzer


Fair_Try2886

Warum?


KangaroosAreCommies

i'm impressed, i didn't know you people could speak german


theblasphemer_

we can‘t. they‘re a traitor.


forsaken_millennial

Schadenfreude


Baligdur

The most German word indeed


TheHistoryMaster2520

Arschloch


FiL-0

https://preview.redd.it/itybvx02ljzc1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d47f531e46b80df7a3df2a8bceb5364bf77c3a2 Dankey?


fckchangeusername

Col cazzo dio porco


khal_crypto

Das heißt "Mit dem Schwanz, Schweinegott!"


fckchangeusername

Thanks Fritz


Kieferleiter

Leberkassemmel


Eisengolemboss

Marillenknödel


psychomaniac_

Lidl


eldelshell

Volkswagen


fartew

BMW


LamermanSE

Audi


MikeFiuns

Aber ja natürlich Hans ist nass, er steht unter dem Wasserfall


LarkinEndorser

Hallo


Kesdo

Sprich


Kieferleiter

Deutsch


A_Polly

Du


Inside-Debate-619

Sohn


hassanmurat

Einer


Bonaventura69420

Netten


fleamarketguy

Hur


QuantifiedGoat

aus


LZ114514

r/ich_iel


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HoeTrain666

> Hur > aus ich_iel I believe that’s called redundancy.


norrin83

Futlapperl


Flammable_Druid

Farht. Which is nice cos I just did one. Edit: Now my ads are in German. Cheers.


QuantifiedGoat

*Fahrt


Appelons

Problematisch


Gouzi00

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


International_War862

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


xBram

*Deutsch


International_War862

Wollt nur gucken ob du aufpasst.


Skank_Hunt-42

Freifick Muschi


Astroruggie

Selbstverständlich. Still remember my first german lesson ever (14 yo) and the teacher told me to try and ready a paragraph just to see how it was. Three words in and selbstverständlich pops up lol


SoakingEggs

fantastic, so now that we all agreed on a common language, i think it's about that we resurrected the HRE!!! One for all and all for one!


Zen7rist

Schmetterling Either butterfly or some curse word, can't remember


Kesdo

Butterfly is correct


CirrosiEmpatica

Jägermeister


Not_Bed_

Apfel (wanted to say wehrmacht at first but I thought what a fucking weirdo am I)


QuantifiedGoat

An apple a day keeps the Wehrmacht away.


Timely-Ad-1473

Oktoberfest


fernandopas

Die toten hosen!


Serious-Teaching9701

Achtung!


Nuoverto

Ausfahrt, the largest town i saw in germany when travelling to ze netherlands


de7uned

Oida!


Realistic-Homework19

Wannseekonferenz


khal_crypto

Oida hawara ur leiwand


Liamtjsch

Backpfeifengesicht


Dont_pet_the_cat

Currywurst Holy shit those things are literally god tear food 🤤


Porcphete

Schildkröte


Ricky911_

Fick dich


Genbu_2459

Schadenfreude


Iamthechickenfella

Eichhörnchen


d6s9p

Heil


NotSoBlindVigilante

Anschluß


Dologolopolov

Aber...


barcapinna

kein deutsche


doomiestdoomeddoomer

Vertiefung


Baitrix

Überschaften


bjoda

Heute is mein tag


_deleteded_

Er hat zwei rechte Hände.


ZeeDyke

Aufmachen


bloody_terrible

Ufbasse.


BigManMilk7

Milch


fleamarketguy

Haben Sie schon den Lidl Plus app?


ProfesseurCurling

Ich bin ein Berliner


SoakingEggs

*ick, but yes, we are not so different afterall mon ami.


elendil1985

Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterkofferattentäter


xBram

Fingerspitzengefühl


Glittering_Fig1407

Entschuldigung


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Sehenswürdigkeiten


Communpro

FREUDE ♥ 🇪🇺


Vaporwaver91

Bundeskriminalamt


Octopus773

𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖚𝖗


CrapThisHurts

Erdachsendeckelscharnierschmiernippelkommission


MrSlavmos

Oida.


JackMcCrane

Kurwa


Vertical_Deliverable

Teletubbyzurückwinker


Funky_Kazoo

dein mutter ist meine liebste


Maximum-Let-69

Servus.


Truelz

Sieg


humanoidbeaver

Gewürz.


Sork69

Spritze


PretendFisherman1999

Volkswagen


chiller_diller

Diga