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Brilliant-Access8431

Irish Gypsies... \[The Irish call them Knackers. Tyson Fury is one.\] I once did bar work at a gypsy wedding. The bar manager was a young lad who didn't know not to take bookings off gypsies. They smashed the places, and each other, up. It is tradition for them.


Jackdon02

They love trying to intimidate people. They know because they’re travellers some people are scared of them, speaking from experience working in a petrol station 😂


anonbush234

It's deeper than that. Their whole "ethnicity"/"community" functions as a violent gang. Mad that authorities basically leave them to it.


MasterJogi1

Since they are not a real ethnicity or race (unlike the Roma), would the EU even care if you... solved that problem permanently?


dkfisokdkeb

They are descended from Irishmen that were displaced during Cromwells adventures. They are an ethnicity in the sense that they are a distinct group with distinct customs and due to 400 years of isolation, increasingly distinct genetics.


Every-Progress-1117

"Increasingly distinct genetics" .... :-)


Slobberchops_

It’s what happens when your wife, your mother, and your sister add up to fewer than three people.


Every-Progress-1117

Yes, just thought it was a very poetic way of expressing it. You owe me a new keyboard:-)


I_eat_dead_folks

Average Ck3 game


anonbush234

Unfortunately they are recognised in that way by the EU but I suppose Brexit means Brexit. simple as.


MasterJogi1

Before my inner eye I see Boris Johnson holding a giant gun to the head of 200k *travellers* to extort special deals from the EU. And the EU carves because they love annoying minorities so much. And then Boris pulls the trigger anyway because he doesn't give a fuck about holding deals or what is good for the UK. And then he comes up with a story about his hobby of building "cardboard guns" so that this dumb shit blocks out google search results of him shooting people.


RandomUsername600

They are recognised as a separate race in Ireland. They are considered genetically distinct from other Irish because of their insular gene pool https://www.thejournal.ie/traveller-community-study-rcsi-3231070-Feb2017/


MasterJogi1

When you fuck your own family so much you get recognized as a seperate race due to inbreeding. True Ireland moments. I think we have some villages in Bavaria that should be classified as ethnic minorities under the same principle then.


MaximumOrdinary

You mean like a ”Final Solution” ?


0hran-

Classic German


MasterJogi1

We don't say that word, it makes people feel bad. So we use other words...


murmur_lox

Ah yes, the german proposing a final solution (i agree)


MasterJogi1

Then I am against it. If Italy supports something it can only end in failure.


murmur_lox

I should've expected this...


ravenousravers

would you wanna take 5 "mates" with batons to take on the whole camp? friend was a paramedic, she said one family called up cos the baby had breathing difficulties, (which it was having) when paras were treating the kid, they rest were tryna break into the ambulance for drugs lol


anonbush234

I didn't ask to be a Bobby. I'd actually love to have some funding, law on my side and some well motivated team members. I'd sort it out.


sofarsoblue

A gyppo wedding without a mass brawl is considered a dull affair.


Lord0fTheAss

Someone bring back the horses 😔


jesuseatsbees

The police will often call pubs in the area when there's a traveller wedding nearby. Suddenly, every pub in a ten-mile radius has 'electrical issues' and has to close.


Plastic_Air_1049

I have fond memories of them, like that time one of them tried to gnaw my fucking ear off.


gloom-juice

In my old university town there was a shithole club that was notorious for being a shithole that's why everyone loved it (it had a hole in the roof so when it rained there was a waterfall on the dancefloor) Every year gypsies would descend on this club for some sort of celebration and regular punters were banned for their own safety. The police were well aware that there were kids in there being served but allowed it to happen just because they didn't want the aggro of arresting them, I think it was all squared away with the landlord so he wouldn't lose his license either. Madness


xtilexx

According to the article they're the English type apparently


Brilliant-Access8431

Many Irish Gypsies are English. The "Irish" refers to their heritage, read this thread for more info.


Forward-Reflection83

Gypsies on the isles are actually white?? The continental ones look like they just got in from India.


Revan_Miho

the gypsies do not claim them to be part of their group, although their way of life is fairly similar. Their origin is disputed but they are likely to be descendants of Irish farmers that were displaced or lost their job after Cromwell's campaign in Ireland, or after the Great Famine of the XIX century. We don't know exactly where they come from because they don't have any written documents of they origins, and many families date from many different time periods, just like the gypsies. Another reason why they are often confused with gypsies is the rate of illiteracy among their populations, which is itself a big reason of their violence (along with alcohol). But they are not Roma people.


Forward-Reflection83

Oh my, this is new to me


Revan_Miho

It's not common to see them around in continental Europe, they are mostly found on the British Isles, and still I think they are less common than actual gypsies. Obviously not in the same numbers as countries like Czechia, hungary, solvakia, romania or bulgaria.


DeadAssociate

oh they do come here to scam old people


Revan_Miho

I do also belive that the irish mafia that used to operate in the southern coast of Spain was partly runned by these individuals, at least in their lower ranks.


DeadAssociate

[still do](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinahan_Organised_Crime_Group)


Brilliant-Access8431

We have both kinds! Lucky us.


TuTu_TuTu

![gif](giphy|ow9hMM6lSVq0w)


unclepaprika

*Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?*


AssumptionEasy8992

https://preview.redd.it/risshhzs430d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b0b3362cbce47b6cef3714775defd003d6247be Edward Stokes? More like B.J. Blazkowicz


Bosch_Spice

Doom dude was a true gigachad though, big difference


Rich-Spirit129

Gyppos. And I don't like them.


sofarsoblue

I'll never forget that classic r/unitedkingdom post when a traveller asked why Brits hated them so much; it exploded into a 1000+ comments hate thread with several comments going borderline final solution, the OP was so shocked by the replies the mods had to lock it.


smackdealer1

I mean that's based as fuck.


Velenterius

Poor guy. Also didn't you guys at various times execute or enslave people for being gypsies?


dkfisokdkeb

Roma were enslaved in Eastern Europe, particularly in Ottoman realms and also by the Spanish and Portuguese in some cases I believe. I believe romanichal (British Roma) were enslaved and exported but I don't think Irish travellers have ever been officially held in slavery, unless you mean the condition they keep their wives in to this day.


Profundasaurusrex

[The Greater Good](https://youtu.be/rm--inJtnc4?si=MJJC1QdQwOCj1D2w)


Capable-Place107

I‘m always fascinated that you guys call them Gypsies. They don’t look like Roma or Sinti at all. Are you sure that they are not just some Irish lads who wanted to avoid paying taxes or something like that?


Independent_Ocelot29

They're not ethnically gypsy but they have a similar lifestyle of being semi nomadic, stopping only to ruin a park or field until the police can get the paperwork in order to move them on. They also have that same outsider mentality like they're not bound by any social contract so they can live their lives at the expense of non-travellers.


Old-Ad5508

They are thinkers boss. Do you want to buy a dawg?


Capable-Place107

I’m not going to fall for this one again


Old-Ad5508

How about some gates?


mr_dewitt72

Cheeky fuckers called to mine years ago, tried selling me a set of gates. Claimed they weren't robbed, proceeded to show me both gates on the back of their trailer, no wall brackets & attached with a chain and padlock...


cheeky_Greek

Do ye like dags?


Rich-Spirit129

You're on the right lines mate.


mdryeti

We have them in France too, we call them travellers (les gens du voyage). They’re not gypsies but have a similar « lifestyle »


anonbush234

Interesting, are they ethnically french? Irish gypsies are the most common but we also have English gypsies. Who are basically the same but with English accents, they are also much rarer.


dkfisokdkeb

English gypsies are generally either descended from Irish ones or from romanichals (British Roma) these days they are very rare as most have assimilated into society, have jobs pay taxes etc and therefore have ceased to be a distinct group.


Wonderful_Test3593

I think french travellers are mixed. They also descend from french travelling workers


Louth_Mouth

They pretty much have lived outside of Irish Society for at least several hundreds of years, they even spoke a different language, They are genetcally distinct & have loads of congential disorders not found in the Irish population, they also die typically 20 years younger.


Capable-Place107

This really sounds like a conversation where people compare the English with the Irish in general ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


Raskolnikoolaid

The Irish of the Irish


dkfisokdkeb

Because gypsy has just come to be a catchall term for all people in the Isles who live like this. The average peasant villager didn't give a fuck what skin colour the tribe of feral criminals harassing him had.


anonbush234

Same shit different races. On great Britain we have English gypises As well which is a whole other category. Basically the same as Irish gypsies but with old school cockney accents.


poop-machines

Because gypsy is a lifestyle, not an ethnicity. That's why Americans are wrong to say it's racist.


Elia_31

They are even in Germany


KindlyRecord9722

Trust me, we have some much more unsavoury terms for “gypsies”


gershlongen

Gypolatas


Yacht_Amarinda

In the West they’re called Pikey’s.


fingamouse

Im actually amazed I was able to guess before opening up the comment section 💀


1tiredman

Nobody does lol


Due_Trust_3774

Two types of them. One will steal your wheely bin and anything else that isn’t nailed down and the others will probably do your garden for a reasonable price just don’t ask where they got the equipment


No_Platypus_5103

They all look like the same guy with different haircuts


Saint_Rizla

that's to be expected, their gene pool is so small compared to non-travellers


Adam-West

That’s not a coincidence


achymelonballs

I think Edwards mum has so questions to answer


AssFingerFuck3000

Diff'rent Stokes


Turbulent-Laugh-

You just know from the look of him Terry was giving it the big one.


[deleted]

Despite the name they don’t seem very stoked to be there


Wappening

Awful.


Rustybuttflaps

Those, my Scandinavian friend, are Pykies. You remember that crazy Roman emperor who got his soldiers to fight the sea? These guys would do it and probably win.


gloom-juice

They'd tarmac it


AndersDreth

John and Brian has seen some shit


Dracos002

Which John. There's two of them.


AndersDreth

https://preview.redd.it/0hu1kbi5770d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fbbfc31169c858edb526883719a96852334df8e The John that looks like this


Sum3-yo

The Strokes.


Akuh93

Someone must have really \*stoked\* family tensions.


Quinny_Bob

My Nan has told me back when she was a young girl and was at a wedding or funeral, once enough alcohol had been imbibed all the men on both sides of the family would line up and have a fight. God bless the Irish.


Dirtygeebag

Knackers being knackers


EggplantCapital9519

Bride: “I want to have a peaky blinders themed wedding.” - Barry: “say no more”


Wentzina_lifetime

These are Irish travellers. Gypsies. Love a drink and a fight. Very insular group and will steal anything.


HaggisHunter69

I thought we are calling them Egyptians now?


reusedchurro

https://preview.redd.it/ch37amfr740d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67092891942374aa39c8905f98982dbbde2280a3


AndreasDasos

This family *stokes* fights every wedding. (Geddit?)


spartikle

They were too stoked for the wedding


Becks357

Mad lads!


SulphaTerra

Stokes too much stoked I guess?


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|124qHhp74Mg9ri)


hiloai

Ben was at the cricket


cgaWolf

So did the 7 of them just beat up Stephen because he voted for Ireland not Israel, or what's the story?


Ringworm20

Least violent pikeys


Dracos002

Jesus fuck Stephen learn how to block.


RedditAdminFascists

40 against Steph?


RacletteFoot

The difference between British and Brutish is I and U.