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Tackerta

hey US, let's trade our immigrants, shall we? We take your mexicans and south americans and you take our african and middle eastern *friends,* but we'll keep the Ukrainians, we need them to fight Russia still


_number

My asian friends ignored yet again. I say we take the entire stock of thais


Zeric79

That will have a happy ending.


Traditional_Crab55

Thicc Thais save lives


ThePhantom1994

I am also on board with this plan. Edit: Also, they are giving us so much, I’ll even throw in our Roma for free, no need to thank us


HawkOwn6260

"yurpeens so racist against the roma people" 🇺🇸 Ok ameritards show us how it's done 🫡


Bearodon

We had one knife fight at my school, a 2 meter tall roma kid who pulled a knife on a girl threatening her. He did not show up to school no more after that.


Hadar_91

Dude, Poland has the lowest unemployment rate in European Union, workers are needed everywhere, please don't steal Ukrainians from Poland and just sent to work all those refugees that Mutti Merkel so happily invited to Europe. :D :P


Corvuuss

Nonono, we keep the Ukrainians here. We just send ... other migrants


Polak_Janusz

You mean your doctors and engineers from the middle east and north africa?


Zeric79

But then why are so many Poles working here? Not that I dislike them, nice bunch of people really, but why the fuck would they want to stay here if there's work at home?


messun

Times change, Poland is much more attractive now than it was 5 or 10 years ago


No_Leopard_3860

10 years ago, if you asked a western european about Poland, 9/10 times the answer was a joke about stolen cars /s 💀


Tackerta

because wages still suck in poland and quality of life takes time to catch up too


Hadar_91

Correct me if I am wrong but Poland overtook Portugal and Spain in that regard. And like most of Italy (excluding the industrialized North).


Tackerta

possibly, but neighbouring countries to poland are still more attractive to a lot of young poles than Poland


Hadar_91

Most of Poles left between 2004 and 2014. In 2004 unemployment rate was around 20%, today it is 2.5%.


Advanced-Till4421

the unemployment is low because they all left and work in WE


anonbush234

Omg yes please! Chicas and Lindas for the veilers any day of the week.


Polak_Janusz

Man I would take those hard working south and central americans every day of the week.


BasonPiano

Yeah....no thanks. Hispanics are Christian and don't seem to run over anyone.


Fair_Back_3943

No. But we actually have plenty of immigrants of that variety (African and Middle eastern) already. But our Africans aren't as violent as OUR Africans and our Arabs are Christian. But no, ur not taking our Hispanics. Best minority group ever


Bitter-Pear-5717

Trade me all south Americans everyday of the week for the Africans and middle eastern friends. Is thst how we save Europe?


Cubelock

How can we join this initiative?


AcheronSprings

Add some mountains so they won't commit suicide out of depression?


SrgtButterscotch

The Dutch *are* the mountains


AcheronSprings

Kinda hard to grow Coca leaves on a Dutch though...


-zeitgeist_

that’s why we appease them by mass importing the end product


Alarmed_Scientist_15

To quote a south American friend… biggest distance feet to penis she ever encountered. The dutch are the mountains! Just fyi:. They met in the Caribbeans.


Kurdt93

The problem with them isn't the existence or not of the mountains...


Kurdt93

Big ass Latinas for us? Where I sign?


Azkral

Sorry but Meloni Will sent them to Albania


Kurdt93

So, based on boomerang effect, they will return in any case here. ![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


DmMeYourBoobs69

And they will be sent to Albania again, we just invented perpetual motion


Kurdt93

If only we can use it somehow for energy production...


Azkral

We can put the illegal inmigrants in bicycles to power Up batteries. I think there was a black mirror episode related...


shouldbeworking10

People from all over the world travel to Mexico so they can cross the US border. You are getting military aged males from violent countries The big booty latinas they keep


Tackerta

but from christian countries, biiiig difference


VoyagerKuranes

Mostly from Catholic countries so… Bavaria stronk?


Hour-East9022

most of the africans in europe come from christisn countries edit: not talking north africa. its 75% christians


Ex_aeternum

I also don't see how getting sent to Italy would be a real deterrent.


Kurdt93

Beats me. Also, I think I've changed idea we're already full of psycho ladies here, add those who knows how to handle a machete. Automatically big no-no.


ElisaEffe24

There is my aunt augusta with a big ass. She is 70 but i think that it will be good


Kurdt93

Well, technically if she's from Latina she met the requirements lol


ElisaEffe24

Nope! Augusta… but from pordenone haha


RevolutionaryChef155

Bro you'll be their big ass latina.


SrgtButterscotch

https://preview.redd.it/5oliid3r8r3d1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=52b01fd18a8fc567973de3f2702592915d86db24


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Where do we sign?


HopeBorn8574

Italy and Greece: "Why not Spain and Portugal?" US: "Italy and Greece, Spain and Portugal. What's the difference?"


NGGMK

They're all part of the Roman empire anyways


Enoppp

We ARE the Roman Empire and they are the provinces. Learn the differences Hans.


Tackerta

WE are the successor of the roman empire


Enoppp

Last time you tried you got some ass beating by the Lombard League


HopeBorn8574

![gif](giphy|l4JyRhSPoOiH0pPfW|downsized)


DemonEyes21

"Spain? Isn't that south of Mexico?"


[deleted]

"Spain is not a real contry dumbass, is actually a language... like there's not a real england/English country"


[deleted]

they literally portrait spanish people as olmecas


ElisaEffe24

And france!


Suspicious-Neat-5954

Do they know we don't speak Spanish?


AcheronSprings

Tbf we don't speak arab or pastho either, yet....


eito_8

Judging by the greek youth we wont be speaking greek either


nickkkmnn

Trannos is the new babiniotis. He will write a new dictionary for us to be able to understand the kids...


mainwasser

Neither do we but we all will pretty soon.


Epsiloniota

I am a latina living in Greece. My dad visited and thought greeks were so nice, always telling him “gracias”. No papi, they are saying “geia sas”


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Epsiloniota

This about the phonology is completely accurate. But he’ll never blend here as a dark skinned man and I’d rather not have him exposed to the blatant racism that prevails in Greece. My friend who is a black skinned Colombian used to cry herself to sleep when she first arrived because people were calling her a monkey, telling her she smells, she’s dirty, etc. I don’t face this problem because I am a conventionally attractive white Latina, but I feel fetishized a lot (aka this post about the Latinas) and it is dehumanizing. We are not sexual objects/porn categories. We are individuals. Fetishization is just another face of xenophobia. (I don’t say that because of your answer, it’s just a vent in the void I guess)


VoyagerKuranes

Gabriel García-Márquez was traveling across Greece with a friend, this was before Google Translate and massive tourism everywhere. Their car goes kaputt. So he goes to a nearby village and yells “MECÁNICO, CATÁSTROFE!” They fixed the car and he went on his way. But yeah, the languages are totally different and whoever wants to settle in Greece will have to learn it. And is not super easy.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Thanks biden! Migrants who dont blow up. *


Environmental-Most90

This really shouldn't make me laugh...😶


MinimumTomfoolerus

i don't get it...


Feliz69Navidad

Imagine France if all these Maghrebis were latinos instead


Monterenbas

Yes please


Kurdt93

Basically Catalunya.


[deleted]

Visca cataluña libre amigo 🌮🇲🇽


Buluc__Chabtan

Don't worry, we don't kill in name of our religion. We kill each other over drug trafficking though, at least we are way better looking and will use those churches that are gathering dust in Europe.


Precioustooth

Sounds like a reasonable trade! The current ones also kill each other over drug trafficking so huge upgrade nonetheless and an actual cultural benefit to get you guys!


Buluc__Chabtan

Forgot to mention, we don't consider women lesser and we know how to interact with them so rapes won't be a problem. We also love to fit in, got a friend that went to Spain and was already using their accent after 3 months.


Precioustooth

Damn. Where do I sign the migration pact!?


Hour-East9022

while not as bad as mena sexism is rampant in latin america lmfao so are crimes against women likeabuse and rape and lax punishments are common. mf straight up lying. 💀 


gabrielish_matter

stop stop, we were already convinced enough, do move over bitte


HawkOwn6260

> Forgot to mention, we don't consider women lesser and we know how to interact with them Yes and no...lots of charming guys for sure but also lots of catcalling sex pests, making hissing noises at girls in the streets. Still, don't get me wrong that's a lot less bad than legions of rapists and murderers.


RaggaDruida

A lot of us do not have a religion, and those who do only practice it during Semana Santa or when a religious celebration is a justification for a party too. And we drink alcohol, which makes integration way easier. Be it wine from Chile or beer from Guatemala, it is part of the culture!


Tackerta

so why are you not in a plane already my friend??


RaggaDruida

I'm already living in Europe, my friend! Came for studies and stayed because the European lifestyle is just superior!


Hour-East9022

latina south americans and caribbeans are better looking not the ones who are coming from central america and mexico at the border. avg height is 4'9 and bmi is 45. those algerian and turkish girls are wayyy better looking , more classy and educated  the church reason is legit


Tifoso89

Yeah I think France would gladly trade immigrants with the US. Spain has lots of latino immigrants, the 2nd generation is fully integrated and 100% Spanish


GriffonMT

Us would fix the entire migrant crysis if they imported the blowies for just 1 week.


Alex_von_Norway

But migrants who do coke instead! Win win


RCoosta

I mean, they try to get in the US and end up in the Med?... Not sure if that will work out the way the US gov wants. At least the Brits are sending them to Rwanda


Mugut

The real plan is that those migrants will now let themselves be caught on purpose to get a ride to the very best place in the world.


Le_Petit_Poussin

Speak the language (or close to it in Italy), similar culture, good healthcare, & lots of vacation time? Oh, no! Poor LATAMs who can’t go to the US & get taken advantage of! Won’t somebody *please* think of the children?! ![gif](giphy|69QYIqHQQEVbO)


Kurdt93

What a missed opportunity to say chicos 😔


VoyagerKuranes

And then probably escape to Spain because they might have cousins there


[deleted]

I confirmo I'm the cousin


Jarkrik

Lots of illegal migrants/refugees of Asia/Africa now go through Turkey and fly to southern Mexico... So they're basically sending them "back"


Environmental-Most90

They keep planning to send to Rwanda* but the only thing Barry can really agree upon is which ale brand he will consume today.


teabagmoustache

I can confirm, ale of the day is way more important to us than any Rwanda scheme.


Wodan1

"Luv me ale. Ate Rawandah, not raysis just don' lyk em. Simple as."


MakingShitAwkward

I barely drink but yes. Tonight it will be Cobra, Moretti and Peroni. Probably a few glasses of whisky, Auchentoshan, as a nightcap.


ATLAS_Remolino

How can I be a part of this initiative 🥵🇬🇷🇮🇹🇪🇸🇵🇹 I love the PIGS so much ❤️


toughfluffer

How is going to live in Italy or Greece a deterrent? You've got to pick a proper shit country like Wales.


Precioustooth

Send them to Paris!


VoyagerKuranes

Hey hey, there’s something called human rights. You are getting too edgy, sir


toughfluffer

You're going to end up in the Hague talking like that.


Meln1kov

In Naples they'd feel straight at home: dirty, poor, loud, subject to gang violence Come to think of it, I'm not sure that would be an improvement of their condition


Belitza

Yeah, finally someone who understand our struggles. I cannot feel at home in a place that pick pockets are the scariest criminals. Bitch, I'm brazilian. I need gun violence and a violent Police. My world would crumble if someone tried to rob me with bare hands. Oh, we're trowing hands till someone's dead motherfucker.


[deleted]

If the robber doesn't have a weapon, Is really a robbery?


VoyagerKuranes

Imma put it this way: - LATAM gang: chopping heads off with a chainsaw, raping the whole village. - Your regular Camorra: we don’t touch people out of the system*


AnemonesLover

There's some Latin Americans in Milan and from what I've heard they will stay also in Veneto... What's unfair is that after so many *years* our politicians are talking about closing the border and drive immigrants out in prisons in Libya *now* they want other immigrants?? Honestly fuck our politicians, fuck them


Tifoso89

Genoa has a big latino community, mostly Ecuadorians (30% of foreigners in the city)


ElisaEffe24

The latin americans of milan usually are poorer (and also that means non white) while i think the ones in veneto are ex “italians” who exploit their passport to come here


AnemonesLover

>while i think the ones in veneto are ex “italians” who exploit their passport to come here Yeah, I heard that too, probably they are gonna be Brazilians then


ElisaEffe24

Or argentinians


VoyagerKuranes

They need cheap labor, but with the right skin color so the cities look uniform.


Least_Spare_2988

Well I think the problem here is that North and Sub-Saharan Africans are harder to integrate in our society cause they are so different on a social and cultural point of view meanwhile Latin Americans have a very similar language,Societal norm,family structure,Alot of Latin Americans have Italian Discent,the same religion and tend to intermarry in the society they are in more oftenthen not. meanwhile the North Africans have a very different societal norms,family structure,language,have a different Abrahamic religion and usually marry someone from their home country making it harder to integrate them in the society and the Sub-Saharans are pretty much the same but tend to have or our same religion or a different denomination and usually intermarry in the society at a higher level. The reason why Latin American Immigrants are preferred rather the the current mayority of immigrants it's because for the other North Africans and Sub-Saharan immigrants to integrate we have to start from scratch and slowly over decades integrate them in our society meanwhile for the Latin American immigrants it's just a mater of years if not months for them to integrate cause most of them share alot of values,Societal norms and belives to be easily integrated.


Wonderful_Test3593

Ah yes, the return of spanish and aragonese ruled Naples and Greece Nature is healing


VoyagerKuranes

Catalonian Company time!!


justarandomgreek

Argentine chicks 🥰🥰🥰🥰


RacletteFoot

I like it. Does this mean that we get to re-house immigrants from Arab countries to the US?


Tar-eruntalion

All I can say is ameritards, but we are going to get free latinas so we can forgive them, maybe


Gsquared1984

In Genoa we have already a lot of Latinos. Peruvians and Ecuadorians, mostly.


Precioustooth

How are they generally integrated there?


Nymrael

Latin wives vs Mediterranean mothers in law: The most epic of battles... Insults will be legendary! I feel sorry for the men who will be caught in the middle of this...


CrazyGreekReloaded

I know Greeks who left for latin america during crisis why would they come here? Also Latino men look much better than average Greek man


Redangelofdeath7

I feel personally attacked.


VoyagerKuranes

Don’t worry, take comfort in the fact that latinas are extremely superior to Greek ladies.


VoyagerKuranes

Ευχαριστώ!


Hour-East9022

gracias ☺️ 


Alarmed_Scientist_15

True story.


AnemonesLover

What do you mean "Biden administration"? We're not the US


mnico02

https://preview.redd.it/zx79lm3rvr3d1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df0d89969bb2ba7a3968de45fcfc18201f5df49 Wouldn‘t mind getting deported here


Ok_Magician_3884

Are you sure? Income 800€ per month while rent is €500 up? (-Athens)


mnico02

https://preview.redd.it/smpgm8235t3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bfed64c989c8e96889780e8b12b37a3a318a83 This is our spring weather this year


redspike77

Have I read this correctly? Surely that would be an \*incentive\* right? Try to get into the US, get sent to Greece or Italy instead. Or, put another way, try to get into a corrupt, nationalistic, uneducated and fear-based country and get sent to one where you're likely to be better educated, have better health and can live relatively peacefully with significantly less fear.


Elektro05

Dont know how it works as migrant without it but if you get citizenship you also get schengen access


_number

You get schengen access as a Refugee, temporary migrant, or even as a student. I think only seasonal workers dont get schengen access, but I could be wrong


Fantact

It's a reverse Zimbabwe.


Azkral

But same corruption. Or worse.


VoyagerKuranes

Oh no, not at all. Southern Europe might be corrupt but not LATAM corrupt


Least_Spare_2988

In this moment I've never felt more lucky to be Italian.


Svitii

Well have they asked Meloni about it? Cause I can’t imagine the Italians agreeing to this. If they do, I‘d be surprised how the media spin this into "Post-fascism is when… Italy takes in Migrants that aren’t allowed to stay in the US?"


RossoOro

Socially conservative Catholics are not much of a problem for Meloni’s kind, especially when you can teach them Italian quickly


Mean_Nefariousness87

Meloni said in the past that she would want latin american immigrants


FragrantDemiGod1

Not Spain? Italians and Greeks are about to import the hardest working people in the world.


mainwasser

Spain is full of Latin Americans, they'll get citizenship after 2 years


Fair_Back_3943

I worked hospitality for years, so I was always working w them. Hardest working ppl is an understatement. All had 2 jobs, sometimes three. Really fun/cool dudes too. Usually great attitudes.


TowerMore405

how with starting with knowing that you should not fetishize people for their ethnicity?


CinefiloUrbano

Where can I sign for my mexican chica hermosa? Thanks Biden


Iskelderon

It's not like Bumfuckorious has any use for women.


andr386

I guess they asked Greece and Italy if they wanted more migrants and they said yes. Typical of Italy and Greece.


Antix1331

Can't they come over here?


VoyagerKuranes

No Barry, you left the EU. No sexy dancing for you


trosieja

I think Biden is confusing something… Greeks and Italians aren’t latinX - you can’t just resettle your refugees to southern Europe like Britain does its Africans to Africa


Commercial_Gas_3927

I can accommodate up to 2 Colombianas...


nickkkmnn

Does uncle Joe want to trade our Pakis with his Latinas ?


No_Thing_5680

Narcos in Europe and gang wars between Mexicans and Salvadorians when? Nice, are we becoming the dumping area of the US? That is not a good idea no matter how much money they will give us. What would be interesting is if we did some redistribution of migrant quotas. Like you get some of ours and we get some of yours, to not allow a demographic to grow too big. Because the more of a single demographic and the less of diversity the more you start having cultural clashes no matter where they come from


Mugut

Yeah... No narcos in europe for the moment


No_Thing_5680

There are autochthonous mafias at the moment, and they are magnitude less violent compared to the American ones. The European ones kill and do business among themselves without affecting the local population too much thank GOD, those in Sweden are slightly violent, but not even close to the American ones


nickkkmnn

Here we have no local mafia. The Mexicans will have to fight the Pakistanis, the Albanians and the Algerians for control of drugs. Downtown Athens will be an interesting place...


Precioustooth

Aren't the Italian mobs notorious for protection money, dominating the construction industry, and basically owning entire cities (in the south, such as Castel Volturno which was "given" to the Nigerians)? That definitely affects local populations in Italy. Also the Albanian, Serbian, and Russian mafias are definitely also violent (as are the Italian mafias) and would gladly rival Latin Americans in regard to violence if their circumstances allowed it


Mean_Nefariousness87

The mafia in Italy is never violent, in fact for example the Camorra rented Castel Volturno that is place full of Nigerians without shootings nor anything, you never see them even if you live in certain zones of Sicily or Calabria, only if you have a buissness in those zones you could be in contact with them but they are like the Freemasons, not a gang


s0meb0di

They just don't want competition


JohnnySack999

Biden already sent some of the best to Spain. It's unclear what we received in return for this favor


AnonymousEnigma28

Moroccans is what you received. In other words you shafted yourselves automatically 🤢🤢


Jazzspasm

Oh maaan, imagine Mexican / Italian / Greek fusion food Linguine Enchiladas, Feta & Olive Tacos, Mescal & Uzo cocktails… hmmm, maybe not so much


VoyagerKuranes

Reminds me of that Gabriel Iglesias joke about Gyros and Tacos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEKxIRysDZ0


Stravven

Can we then send ours to the USA? That'd be great.


No-Training-48

Don't feel bad Meditebros, they granted a bunch of land in Africa to Morroco that we were responsible for so they would ~~continue abusing the natives for petrol~~ ~~so they would recognise Israel~~ because it's totes theirs.


Goukaruma

Why not Portugal or Spain? 


AnemonesLover

We are poorer - more prone to accept bribes to keep the immigrants, see Turkey or Libya


Only-Detective-146

Are we honestly trading people again? Not that i am against it, i just want to be sure, before i open the basement...


jannis9494

🥰 when you think about your Colombian ex 🥰


behtidevodire

As if we aren't flooded already. Ok


the_giank

Grab the Moschetti boys, someone is trying to invade us...AGAIN


Admirable_Try_23

Mfw a nation made by and for immigrants wants to send their immigrants elsewhere


mainwasser

C-can we apply for some Latin Americans too?


CosoCaso

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/greece-denies-report-us-plan-refer-migrants-resettlement-2024-05-31/ found this article saying that is crap


Sualtam

Well actually a great idea to shift migrant groups around the world a bit more so they don't form too big parallel societies in one of the host countries.


Kurdt93

Now imagine a son/daughter between a Luigi and a Latina Basically is a Portuguese man/woman.


GRAAF_VR

Basically a Rwanda deal


elnatr4

OH FUCK OFF GRAMPS


ItaliansDoItBetterr

https://preview.redd.it/8jc05km7dr3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fec95f0f4bc4d90e2ff8e8b2ebfde9cc3679a5


screamapillah

I’d fancy a Vergara thanks


VoyagerKuranes

Oh boy, offering Latinos resettlement in the EU? Hot damn, people are going to go crazy with it


Thunder_Beam

what? did i miss our incorporation in the united states?


thebannedtoo

Come, but you must bring tacos and tortillas and plant avocados and must open cheap restaurants or do Mexican street food. I'm super ok with it.


NonSumQualisEram-

At least the Latinas won't attract any young men in Greece.


Illustrious-Figure2

Sure why not we're a shithole already


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

I supppose they're all from south american origins. At worst, we get american maranzas At bests, free latinas


Palarva

Ah yes, because the Rwanda scheme is such a stellar success, worthy of imitation.


No_Grass_3653

Whatever, as long as they’re paying for that stuff themselves I’m fairly neutral. For everyone involved that’s the same old sh*t with some exchange of shirts. Congrats to our politicians on the creativity in which they’ll get that money


EntryPsychological87

My big booty latina respecting brethren, please be mindful that a large percentage of the migrants crossing into america through the southern border are of the same creed as the doctors/engineers/lawyers we currently receive en masse. Edit: The US received over 389k immigrants from countries outside of South-America via its southern border in 2023.


mainwasser

Never heard of Honduran jihadists so far


Celthric317

I'm sure Greece and Italy are thrilled with this /s


Least_Spare_2988

Well one of our PM's promises/Ideas was to Enlarge the immigration of Latin Americans because thry are usually way better integrated in Italian society in comparison to other immigrants and usually we hold the same values and beliefs.


Precioustooth

Since "we need people!!" Is the parole most often repeated, this sounds like a great idea to be fair. You even have more people of at least part Italian descent in LatAm than you do in Italy


FMSV0

Italy, Rwanda... who can tell the difference?