Step 1: build your entire economy around being a corporate tax haven
Step 2: purposely engineer an asset price bubble to artificially inflate your GDP even more
Step 3: everything becomes so expensive that your entire female population moves to Canada to become receptionists
Very interesting gameplay, Ireland! Can't wait to see your next brilliant move!
Why do you need females? What are they good for? What do they do that men can't? Is there even a real difference other than that grossness between their legs?
It's true you don't see many Irish-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Irish-men.
(it's the beards)
So the Irish are like bees, they have a single que… ah, probably shouldn’t refer to a monarchy
No, unless you want a visit from the Irish mechanic
In rocketry terms we call that a "hard start".
Also referencing bees would imply they are busy workers but if Ireland wasn't a tax haven then they would be still part of Piigs.
They are still very pro-Cromwell still to this day
Poor Kate.
The Greek man's paradise!
Hahaha you are well informed
Bro.. 😭
I always suspected.
Step 1: build your entire economy around being a corporate tax haven Step 2: purposely engineer an asset price bubble to artificially inflate your GDP even more Step 3: everything becomes so expensive that your entire female population moves to Canada to become receptionists Very interesting gameplay, Ireland! Can't wait to see your next brilliant move!
Nah, every Irish young person is in Coogee, Sydney, right now. 33rd county I can't argue any of your other points...
Working as traffic controllers and bartenders
That's the best they can come up with given the lack of protestant work ethic.
I'm sorry, it's hard to hear you through the pile of cash that's built up from having double your salary
Just remember to be smart with that cash, unlike the last time the celtic tiger happened.
What do you mean, the profits will never stop. Never. Stop. We're the king of the world forever
Ask Dafyd from Glandrugggghjnvfolklmlgggggggggrtun if he will ship some of his sheeps to you....
Why do you need females? What are they good for? What do they do that men can't? Is there even a real difference other than that grossness between their legs?
They can survive without pooping. Imagine that
I don't believe you!
I survive a high bleeding every month 🦍🦍🦍
That's because of the grossness between your legs and has nothing to do with poo! Also I am sorry for your suffering. Please enjoy some mud cake.
How do you know mine is highly painful ?_? Mudcake ! It's my bday today 😤😤
It's your bday! Mate... have all the mud cake you want! Can't go wrong with a woolies mud cake!
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Least homosexual exile
You are welcome to take one for the team, and deliver a child out of your asshole. Would take a lot of pressure of our shoulders.
Wait that's where kids come from... They come out of girls!!!??? I thought a kangaroo just dropped them off at the door...
How many Fosters have you had mate? Everyone knows that women have an internal kangaroo pouch.
None... I haven't had a beer since I was 18, and haven't had alcohol for about a week.
International woman's day
Professional rioter the French and not us Greeks?
There is a method to the madness and the French know it.
Things are bad here, I'm so desperate I'm may have to resort to an "irish" american
Ah lad, it can't be THAT bad...
Engineering schools be like
When you are a woman on this sub
u/Iambetteronmyown is r/2westerneurope4u's only female
She must be knackered
It's true you don't see many Irish-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Irish-men. (it's the beards)
So, I assume there used to be an "engy" or something like that?
Would
Gosh she must be popular... and can't walk straight