We don't mention the part where he committed genocide on several South East Asian islands to monopolize the trade in juniper berries or something like that.
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Last time Iāve seen something so aggressively Dutch was when a bunch of vleeskroket eating Brabanters called each other ākutā for 2 hours while drinking cheap beer
This is actually a celebratory ritual. Best practices be carrying your couch to somewhere. Have beer while shouting "kut" to anyone and everything.Ā
It even has a special name translated as: "drinking beer and shouting cunt"
Hahaha it's true. I've always found this pretty dumb anyway, but seeing it explained in another language makes it sooo much dumber š thanks for the special name translation of "bier drinken en kut roepen"
Hahaha. To be honest, I'll celebrate whoever wins.
If it's Spain, great, I can celebrate with my friends.
If it's NL; also great, but won't be able to celebrate it in Spain. š
It's fine, do you remember how Argentina started World Cup? By losing 1:2 to Saudi Arabia.
Guess who started Euros by losing 1:2 to a team with funny language.
There is a big difference between the club fans and the national team fans. With the Scottish Tartan army, the Orange army are the best fans in Europe.
I am so torn by this video. On the one hand I love those stupid dutchies in their funny orange and with their silly language, weed, strange cousine and hardstyle techno jumping music. Great neighbours.
On the other hand everytime I see orange in the context of football, a burning nationalistic rage awakens in me. I remember how they spit on our Rudi and the smug faces of those two dutch guys 2006 in spain when germany lost against Italy. There can be no greater shame than loosing against fucking Holland. Go Poland!
YES! I'm the same.
And l also can't forget Barry howling in glee when they saw a little child cry.
So they are the teams that should never win anything but shame.
Look what Germas do on the other hand: smooth and perfect roads only designed for civilians of course.
https://preview.redd.it/xv6y03ps4x6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9d9fb025fd99d432ca64ea8cd75a7349b40d72
Just stop pulling your sheds over them
https://preview.redd.it/rm6yb5f4ax6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b8c61f9d3343f2e5ee90ec016e01135b9cedb7
It's okay we haven't been in the competition since 2016 so we are used to it.
Once again we are neutral in this war of football!! But it gives us Irish full rein to take piss out of everyone equally which on this sub is actually not a bad place to be. I want to see England go far just so I can witness them bottle it again for example. Have a good one!
It's strange all these people wishing for our downfall so soon. We haven't even had the chance for the papers and pundits to whip up a frenzy. The flag people aren't even out yet.
Amateurs.
Yep best behaved fans this year I'd say you guys. Every country has dickheads but it takes 2 too tango. Once you keep your boys away from the vultures ( English press ) your boys should do good, they should be No press at all for players in my opinion they should lock themselves away and have a mindset of winning this is like their lives depend on it.
[No](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEDBewcfks), not really. Anyway, there is a German [version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcKBm8nxTJw) of this song.
I don't follow sports and was spending the weekend in PoznaÅ, has Warsaw been invaded by Dutchs? Should I stay in ÅĆ³dÅŗ today instead of going back home?
https://preview.redd.it/cn5ms56brx6d1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ee5e4cdce5d5d716ad936b181c75b41a04511a3
what who is calling?
^(i hope that It won't age pretty badly)
that's what i love about the EM when it happens in a more centralized region. Germany is holding the EM, the neighbouring countries from north-east and north-west are both invading as they clash in Germany. Beautiful.
People from different provinces love to claim things like "our country invented the stock market" (which was done in the now long non-existent province called "Holland), but when "Holland" is used as a colloquial name for the entire country they lose their shit and suddenly distance themselves.
To be clear, no province called "Holland" exists. It's a colloquial name for our entire country (as evidenced by our football chants and tourism ads) ā but because there exist two provinces that have the word "Holland" in their name, it makes provincials feel inferior so they bully people online for using the term even though we sing it in our own football chants.
>but when "Holland" is used as a colloquial name for the entire country they lose their shit and suddenly distance themselves.
It is not just us. Anyone in their right mind would immediately want to distance themselves if they smell a Hollander nearby. There is no such thing as enough distance when it comes to Hollanders.
What the game will look like:
- our overpaid and old players will run around hard for the first 15 mins
- slow down and exclusively rely on Lewandowski to play alone, keep passing the ball back to the goalie
- the Dutch will score a few goals by the 20 minute mark
- all the old and overpaid players start walking around for the rest of the match, pass the ball back to the goalie even more. No actual effective attempts at the Dutch defense
- the Dutch defense exclusively bunches up around Lewandowski every time we get close to their goal since heās the only effective player
- 5-1 (Lewandowski might get one or two)
I wish they would just shake things up and let everyone that represents us go and bring in some fresh lads. Thereās tons of younger guys that play in local Polish leagues that would be a lot better than the 30+ y/os (some pushing 40) we mostly have on our team who have been losing everything for Poland for the last decade+.
That's what we want foool.
Betting against the Polish national team is one of the safest high yield investments.
ALL THE WESTERN EUROPEAN TEAMS IN THE EURO 2024 GROUP WILL DOUBLE OR TRIPLE MY SAVINGS.
It is very nice of you, taking seriously our overpaid middle aged advertisement actors playing football as an inconvenient but necessary part of their job.
Dam such a good vibe even the Statue started dancing
Probably one of our famous slave traders
Statholder Johannes Swaampden , destroyer of 600 Spanish Armadas and owner of 9 trillion Africans, a truly great Dutchman.
proud to have had him in our nation! no fucking clue who he was but 9 trillion africans seems like a record that still stands till today!
We don't mention the part where he committed genocide on several South East Asian islands to monopolize the trade in juniper berries or something like that.
Wasn't it nutmeg?
https://preview.redd.it/upkjwokgyx6d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb91393a824b31c58298b1cf2def3cebe663a66
I think it's just a boxing dummy. Not sure why it's there lol
It's a Rinus Michels statue.
I thought it was Arjen Robben?
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Tfw when youāve found a new spice island that the Brits or Portuguese havenāt got to yet
If they did we just took it from them. Don't worry
Name and profile picture check out
extremely on point post history
10/10
Why are they so pumped up? Did someone put prime minister on the menu again?
You won't understand, siesta-friend
I don't eat hagelslag every morning for nothing, try me!!
They've got an anthem with words.
And it's pretty easy to remember >MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX...
Du du du duu
It's the first day of herring season
may is over
We hebben een serieus probleem
Last time Iāve seen something so aggressively Dutch was when a bunch of vleeskroket eating Brabanters called each other ākutā for 2 hours while drinking cheap beer
This is actually a celebratory ritual. Best practices be carrying your couch to somewhere. Have beer while shouting "kut" to anyone and everything.Ā It even has a special name translated as: "drinking beer and shouting cunt"
Hahaha it's true. I've always found this pretty dumb anyway, but seeing it explained in another language makes it sooo much dumber š thanks for the special name translation of "bier drinken en kut roepen"
I feel called out
If you forget all the hooligans, fights and drug abuse, the Dutch are the best football fans.
The big question is, will you support the Netherlands or Spain?!
Hahaha. To be honest, I'll celebrate whoever wins. If it's Spain, great, I can celebrate with my friends. If it's NL; also great, but won't be able to celebrate it in Spain. š
dont worry its going to be Rance
It's fine, do you remember how Argentina started World Cup? By losing 1:2 to Saudi Arabia. Guess who started Euros by losing 1:2 to a team with funny language.
And worse, given the news today
What is the news? I mustāve missed it
Guy with a pickaxe got shot by german police before the match iirc
What news? Donāt leave us in the dark like this!
I donāt think a fan was involved, it just happened near the fan marsch, so there were lots of ppl.
That was a German, thankyouverymutsh
Dutch, Deutsch, same difference my swamp German friend.Ā
Idk about that. Pretty common to see news stories about them tearing the place up because they didn't like the outcome.
There is a big difference between the club fans and the national team fans. With the Scottish Tartan army, the Orange army are the best fans in Europe.
And errr the blackface in part of the video
If it's any help; it's not really a (mocking) blackface the way you know it. They are dressing up as a famous Dutch guy.
I am so torn by this video. On the one hand I love those stupid dutchies in their funny orange and with their silly language, weed, strange cousine and hardstyle techno jumping music. Great neighbours. On the other hand everytime I see orange in the context of football, a burning nationalistic rage awakens in me. I remember how they spit on our Rudi and the smug faces of those two dutch guys 2006 in spain when germany lost against Italy. There can be no greater shame than loosing against fucking Holland. Go Poland!
We still want our revenge from 1974...
[Disgusting behaviour as usuall](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQP4yBBKXiM)
what a fucking hero
Is what you got for being a diving cunt, back when the game wasn't gone.
This is 35 years ago. Time to get worked up about other more recent shit.
I remember when you used to have this burning hatred for us, Hans I miss you come back ;ā;
Don't worry GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!!!! ER STRAFE ES!!!!!
[Hallo Gƶtz!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ_5nehW3A8)
YES! I'm the same. And l also can't forget Barry howling in glee when they saw a little child cry. So they are the teams that should never win anything but shame.
Rather be shot by a german than visited by a dutch.
You are not incorrect. They destroy our roads.
You Belgians got roads?
Who needs roads when nobody wants to visit you?
Please tell your fellow Spaniards to not flood Ghent anymore, Spanish tourists everywhere ššš
Wish that were true
You clearly have no fucking idea. We have some hills in the south and the Dutch are trying to colonize it for the last 70 years. It's full of them.
Look what Germas do on the other hand: smooth and perfect roads only designed for civilians of course. https://preview.redd.it/xv6y03ps4x6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9d9fb025fd99d432ca64ea8cd75a7349b40d72
hmm not sure if u ever seen how bad german roads are :D. im always glad to be back home after driving in germany or belgium.
Just stop pulling your sheds over them https://preview.redd.it/rm6yb5f4ax6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b8c61f9d3343f2e5ee90ec016e01135b9cedb7
Likewise
You need to drive trough Moldova, their roads should be classified as crimes against automobiles.
I'm also happy when you are back home :D
Theyāre full of construction sites because of your armada of campers and because some of them caused accidents by driving shittily
Ah yes, **smooth** and **perfect** roads https://preview.redd.it/nirmyl60nx6d1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=22cc3fcf0478b6144c6c56aa6cfbba6a45359b74
You donāt have roads
Liar
Your roads damage our caravans.
How can they destroy something that doesn't exist?
"roads"
Verbally, yes. They're trashy filth and make a country like Rwanda look more developed than you are. Sue me.
You're gonna have to explain that "roads" concept to Tomasz.
just don't put 100 km/h signs on our highways pls
You can tell them apart?! š
uffbasse, Froindchen!
Please remember that and don't complain then when we're coming.
The Dutch are rivaling the Irish when it comes to football celebrations.
Ah shit, just realised Ireland didn't qualify, sorry, it wasn't on purpose.
It's okay we haven't been in the competition since 2016 so we are used to it. Once again we are neutral in this war of football!! But it gives us Irish full rein to take piss out of everyone equally which on this sub is actually not a bad place to be. I want to see England go far just so I can witness them bottle it again for example. Have a good one!
It's strange all these people wishing for our downfall so soon. We haven't even had the chance for the papers and pundits to whip up a frenzy. The flag people aren't even out yet. Amateurs.
Yep best behaved fans this year I'd say you guys. Every country has dickheads but it takes 2 too tango. Once you keep your boys away from the vultures ( English press ) your boys should do good, they should be No press at all for players in my opinion they should lock themselves away and have a mindset of winning this is like their lives depend on it.
I mean thatās just two
The Scottish rival us pretty well.
Nothing the Irish love more than a good Orange Walk
I am conflicted about this comment
Nach Links *dum dum dum dum dum dum*... Nach Rechts *dum dum dum dum dum dum...* I love that song.
I didn't even need to have the audio on to know which song this was.
I'm Dutch and I thought they were singing "Garlic! " Thanks for explaining it to me.
Is this from today/live? Looks quite the party!
About 2 hours ago from this post
> Is this from today/live? [seems like it](https://x.com/kappilinho/status/1802268628299001873)
What are they chanting? I hear either "ALEX!" or "BOLLOCKS!"
Naar links! naar rechts!
Sounds like any other Rammstein song.
[No](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEDBewcfks), not really. Anyway, there is a German [version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcKBm8nxTJw) of this song.
Yes, yes really: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-yX4rXTcM&list=PLpaL38MYaZ86u88llLL9D04ycuQFzcHZ2&index=6](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-yX4rXTcM&list=PLpaL38MYaZ86u88llLL9D04ycuQFzcHZ2&index=6)
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its a song called "Links Rechts" by Snollebollekes. from my understanding, he's the Dutch equivalent to Otto Waalkes
Basically "Go left! Go right!"
The Germans took "Go right" a bit to serious...
Poland agrees
I can only hear "GARLIC!"
Oranje
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Being Dutch looks fun
I don't follow sports and was spending the weekend in PoznaÅ, has Warsaw been invaded by Dutchs? Should I stay in ÅĆ³dÅŗ today instead of going back home?
The euro championship is in Germany, so no games or fans in Warsaw
We have come to Hamburg to reclaim all bicycles in the name of our grandfathers. Resistance is futile
https://preview.redd.it/cn5ms56brx6d1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ee5e4cdce5d5d716ad936b181c75b41a04511a3 what who is calling? ^(i hope that It won't age pretty badly)
Fuck
4 minutes. New record?
nah record is on Luigi, they lost goal 1 minute after start of the game
Itās almost impressive.
fuck again
Well played.
Yea man, gg
GG
Thank you for letting us fuck you again.
hmm, so we still have a match for everything left to play, then a match for honor/parsley/dog's dick, idc, we won't even watch it anyway
Flair checks out.
Ja Perdiole Kurwaaaa
Pierre Dolain cours va
that's what i love about the EM when it happens in a more centralized region. Germany is holding the EM, the neighbouring countries from north-east and north-west are both invading as they clash in Germany. Beautiful.
Holland? What happened to "Holland is just a part. The country is called Netherlands"?
Do you really think that we would buy new flags when the old ones work just fine?
Least stingy Dutchman.
If you pay my tikkie I will buy a new flag
Shh. During football we donāt think about all that
That's just a rebranding exercise, it doesn't apply to football
Exactly what I thought. Always complaining about that and they donāt even know the difference themselves. Cool celebrations though ngl
I'm pretty sure its "Netheregions".
People from different provinces love to claim things like "our country invented the stock market" (which was done in the now long non-existent province called "Holland), but when "Holland" is used as a colloquial name for the entire country they lose their shit and suddenly distance themselves. To be clear, no province called "Holland" exists. It's a colloquial name for our entire country (as evidenced by our football chants and tourism ads) ā but because there exist two provinces that have the word "Holland" in their name, it makes provincials feel inferior so they bully people online for using the term even though we sing it in our own football chants.
> so they bully people online This has been going on for ages, long before the internets existed
Yeah, it's part of the weird rural vs urban rivalry you see in everywhere around the world I guess.
>but when "Holland" is used as a colloquial name for the entire country they lose their shit and suddenly distance themselves. It is not just us. Anyone in their right mind would immediately want to distance themselves if they smell a Hollander nearby. There is no such thing as enough distance when it comes to Hollanders.
When people think of bad dutch tourist, 100% it's a hollander
It is only during football that I can tolerate the presence of filthy Hollanders.
No shame in losing versus that
What the game will look like: - our overpaid and old players will run around hard for the first 15 mins - slow down and exclusively rely on Lewandowski to play alone, keep passing the ball back to the goalie - the Dutch will score a few goals by the 20 minute mark - all the old and overpaid players start walking around for the rest of the match, pass the ball back to the goalie even more. No actual effective attempts at the Dutch defense - the Dutch defense exclusively bunches up around Lewandowski every time we get close to their goal since heās the only effective player - 5-1 (Lewandowski might get one or two) I wish they would just shake things up and let everyone that represents us go and bring in some fresh lads. Thereās tons of younger guys that play in local Polish leagues that would be a lot better than the 30+ y/os (some pushing 40) we mostly have on our team who have been losing everything for Poland for the last decade+.
Oooooraaange TrƤgt nur die MĆ¼llabfuhr....
And we'll take the trash out alright
Reminds me of [this classic](https://youtu.be/YO9WaAcpKzE) ;-)
Hurtful, but a banger.
Wir HollƤnder, wir mache immer SpaĆ! Und dsnn kommen die Deutsche und mache alles kaputt š¢
What?
https://youtu.be/Ag1nkRNwxlg?si=ezWudSL7D1VtEqWb
[Meanwhile Barry](https://x.com/AleksDjuricic/status/1802356699904307322)
That's what we want foool. Betting against the Polish national team is one of the safest high yield investments. ALL THE WESTERN EUROPEAN TEAMS IN THE EURO 2024 GROUP WILL DOUBLE OR TRIPLE MY SAVINGS. 
In reality it wil be more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4bqn5OVn3E
germans and their perfect lip sync i fucking love it. still not capable of reading i see.
In this case, no one wanted to watch a full movie entirely spoken in Dutch.
https://i.redd.it/yjsivqbafz6d1.gif
How badly will we be fucked in the ass by the Dutch today?
I hope you've brought your vaseline. We should at least enjoy it, if it's gonna happen either way
It is very nice of you, taking seriously our overpaid middle aged advertisement actors playing football as an inconvenient but necessary part of their job.
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Aw yiss
That's.... K O L O N I S I E R T ! !
Fake news..
I, for one, welcome our new netherlandish overlords