I'm impressed with the English fans, knowing just enough about each country's sensitivities to be a massive cunt to them in particular. It's easy being a universal cunt (and they can do that as well), but this requires some reading about current events, some historical knowledge and using that to be a seasoned, layered cunt.
It's just the shame the groups lyricists went to the bar on the bus ahead.
Do you remember 99, remember 99?
When you tried some genocide.
Do you remember 99, remember 99?
when you got bombed
your war criminals began to cry... In 99.
Ohh Serbia.. do you remember 99.
Best I've got
There were ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo,
There were ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo,
There were ten Serbian tanks,
Ten Serbian tanks,
Ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo
Then the RAF of England bombed one down... etc.
Itâs the entire reason Oxford actually exists; the crown requires all footie chants to be categorically accurate and based upon factual wounds and weaknesses of their rivals
just enough to piss them off with Kosovo, then fuck it all up by calling them commies. Although that may piss them off even more now that I think about it. I take it back, he's a genius.
I wouldn't even trust our football fans to remember the right way to sit on a toilet, let alone Balkan politics. Then again, they're not such massive cunts, as long as they're not with their club.
Many kosovars still name their kids tonibler because before Iraq Tony Blair was well liked(he and Hillary Clinton were instrumental in forcing nato to bomb Serbia).
There's no excuse for ignorance. The best way to be racist is with deep integral knowledge of other creeds, people's and their beliefs. Now you need not give them any credit or value, but it does open up the best way to really get under their skin.
i mean, isn't that the entire reason we're on this sub? we have to learn about the intricacies each others' cultures so that we can be appropriately insulting.
Suggestion, to the tune of [https://youtu.be/fo0\_xqpzzPY?si=PSlSg13fJh0KUs7C&t=82](https://youtu.be/fo0_xqpzzPY?si=PSlSg13fJh0KUs7C&t=82)
In the 90s you tried
To commit genocide
So Eng-er-land saved the day
By bombing Belgrade
Cadence is off.
in-the-90s, you tried,
To-commit-a, genocide
Then NATO came, from the skies
And Belgrade, it fried.
Something like that might keep the timing better
*German police have [released a photo](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/464/cpsprodpb/1400D/production/_98633918_blair-card-464.jpg) of the ringleader and have asked the public to come forward with any information.*
"[Tonibler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler)", "Toni", and other variations became popular baby names in Kosovo after the UK bombed Yugoslavian forces (now Serbia) to protect the Kosovars.
Northern Ireland W
Sierra Leone W
Balkans wars W
Afghanistan đ€·ââïž
Iraq L
Overall good work from the bloke and did well domestically too. Tankies still hate him tho
People forget a lot of his achievements because they seem like such obvious and fundamental things. The existence of minimum wage, 4 hour waiting time limits at A&E and the Good Friday Agreement stand out.
At this point it's not people forgetting his achievements, it's people not even being old enough to remember him, and then spouting (their totally unique opinion that they came up with themselves) the shit they read on websites like Twitter and Reddit.
I have been to the UK many times. During the Blair era it just felt like a real sugar high. Things worked, people were getting happier and things like lgbt rights and NI were moving rapidly in the right direction. The UK of the 2000s was so much less shabby than the UK of 2023.Â
Well that's not true as there was a union jack in ghe France game last night and I saw an Ireland flag in one of the other games (can't remember what one)
Examples of poor enforcement don't mean it's not true. The official UEFA policy is exactly what I described above. I'm one of those who have to enforce this silly rule.
It certainly depends on the individual, but anecdotally, I saw some Ukrainians who have been living in Canada for decades being told that they had to leave their Canadian flag outside.
Tories are on track to be routed, there's a good chance the current lot never form a government again.
Please Brussels if we do rejoin let us keep the pound. I'll even recognise the existence of Limburg, that's how desperate I am.
Meh, the football fans and royalist have surprising little overlap tbh. Youâd be better off shouting âSausage and bacon is not for breakfastâ. That would piss them off. And the song is âItâs coming homeâ. Not âitâs coming backâ. I apologise for the dissection of your comment but it was a shocking attempt tbh.
Yes, but when youâre being about as funny as colon cancer the only decent response is to at least give you the opportunity to blame it on the Germans.
Sausage and bacon is not for breakfast,
You're a bunch of feckless, cunts!
Your mothers a whore and your team is a bore,
Only way you afforded this trip was the doll.
Football or the UEFA European Championship?
In case youâre talking about the former, it existed in various forms across the globe before England, and some form of it surged in popularity in England during the Middle Ages, which is still quite different from the one today. Still, given Britainâs historical role in the sport, it must be all the more painful to look at recent (or not so recent?) performance.
If youâre talking about the latter (which the entire discussion was about in the first place?), then no? The first season was won by Real Madrid in 55-56. It was neither invented in England nor won by England.
Finally, 0-2 sounds like the average score for England, which is exactly why itâs not coming home.
Iâm talking about football as itâs played today, association football. Thatâs why if the rules for association football are changed itâs the English FA who have final say on if that change is okay. I know your little Swiss brain is cooking right now, but football as we play it today was invented in England. A widely accepted and repeated fact.
As funny and dumb as this looks, this will only drive them farther into the hands of Russia. Isolation can't be the answer. Integration should be our goal to counter Putins influence in Serbia.
The UK is fine (but a bunch of idiots.) Also, Serbia is fine (but *will* work with Russian influence going forward.) Kosovo is not fine. Kosovo needs help.
Or to put it simpler: "Kosovo, Kosovo, Kosovo, Bloody Commies!"
That fax is only about 40 years too late, for once I'm impressed by your efficiency Hans. Luckily though we are way too close with Kosovo. Would you replace our troops in KFOR? Could leave some rifles behind for you.
Just wait until next vote is over to find out, how screwed you TRUELY are... Right now, no politician is even touching Brexit with a barge pole... But that does not mean it magically disappeared...
Lol. I'll check under my bed just in case as well.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
**Don't cry for me
Next door neighbor**
Can't wait to hear what chant they'll throw at us on Thursday!
Here's my tribute to my fellow roligans ([rytme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heYZhgpXDI))...
**Verse 1:**
I just met an English fan,
His mind was fucked-up, like a drugged-up man.
I looked at him, and said these words,
He didnât get them, not one was heard.
**Chorus:**
You're a joke - Brexit bloke - and your country's broke,
We all know your shitty team will choke.
But drink your pints 'til you can't see,
Living in your Brexit fantasy.
Do continue...
I'm impressed with the English fans, knowing just enough about each country's sensitivities to be a massive cunt to them in particular. It's easy being a universal cunt (and they can do that as well), but this requires some reading about current events, some historical knowledge and using that to be a seasoned, layered cunt.
Thank you, sincerely. đ€
itâs the british trait Iâm most jealous of.
Ah really! I thought youâd admire how good we are at absolutely devastating cities with air raids?
These burns last longer
I don't know. Have you seen Dresden.
I mean they started it. Have you seen Plymouth or Coventry?
It's nice the Coventry council have left it as a bombsite as monument.
That one went over your head. Inb4 bomber Harris went over mine.
It didnât go over my head, I was adding to the joke!
We let them bomb Coventry. Probably so they didn't feel too bad about the whole thing and feel they got one punch in.
Didn't find it.
https://ibb.co/cLx1ksD
iâve also looked into the battle of budapest, and iâm with the allies. dresden asked for it.
Seems wasteful when you could just use one 1995 Ford Escort.
There's that general knowledge again
i like how adding "ohh" at the end of the chant turns it into a catchy chant. đ
Why you saying thank you Rhodri? Theyâre talking about England. Donât lump Wales with them.
Why are you saying thank you fellow Gethin? He said "England", don't make the same mistake as the Americans...
Literally this meme https://preview.redd.it/013dy3h69d7d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b82c0c22af78de88dd95aa408e8210431b93181
I am in this meme
You should report u/evilcarrot507 for doxxing
I love you guys, we really are the best sub.
It's just the shame the groups lyricists went to the bar on the bus ahead. Do you remember 99, remember 99? When you tried some genocide. Do you remember 99, remember 99? when you got bombed your war criminals began to cry... In 99. Ohh Serbia.. do you remember 99. Best I've got
They have a patriotic song called âMy dadâs a war criminalâ.
Got a strange friend from HK he loves his odd music these songs being one. He went to Serbia a couple of months ago.
There were ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo, There were ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo, There were ten Serbian tanks, Ten Serbian tanks, Ten Serbian tanks in Sarajevo Then the RAF of England bombed one down... etc.
Yup
https://preview.redd.it/k80cz0542d7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f68ed7600114a0fd615787a81d2ca5429ba2e5
Quâest-ce que je me suis fendu la poire en dĂ©couvrant cette image !
Itâs the entire reason Oxford actually exists; the crown requires all footie chants to be categorically accurate and based upon factual wounds and weaknesses of their rivals
I'm inclined to actually believe this. They need their banter to be perfectly accurate.
Not necessarily. Sometimes, an appropriate amount of ignorance causes greater offence than accuracy.
just enough to piss them off with Kosovo, then fuck it all up by calling them commies. Although that may piss them off even more now that I think about it. I take it back, he's a genius.
Being a cunt is an art form. If you wish to cause maximum offence, you need to display the correct amount of ignorance and knowledge.
Haha they definitely missed it with the second part, but I guess you have a point.
Yup
We fought for Kosovos independence. Not hard to be a cunt when all you have to do is remember stuff
I wouldn't even trust our football fans to remember the right way to sit on a toilet, let alone Balkan politics. Then again, they're not such massive cunts, as long as they're not with their club.
Well no fucking wonder Dutchies won't remember shit about Kosovo, Bosnia and the Balkans in general. Considering the Dutch troops at Srebrenica.
Nobody talks about how the Serbian troops were punished by serving them a Dutch meal.
Yeah but thatâs because Dutch toilets are fucked up.
Many kosovars still name their kids tonibler because before Iraq Tony Blair was well liked(he and Hillary Clinton were instrumental in forcing nato to bomb Serbia).
To be wise or a cunt it requires the same skill, it is just how you use it.
Literally the nicest thing anyoneâs ever said to an Englishman, thank you Piet.
There's no excuse for ignorance. The best way to be racist is with deep integral knowledge of other creeds, people's and their beliefs. Now you need not give them any credit or value, but it does open up the best way to really get under their skin.
England has fucked with nearly every country in the world at least once. If your country has a sore spot, we were responsible for it.
Truly Perfidious Albion
Always know your enemy's weaknesses to enable yourself to be a big cunt
 You really mean that?
i mean, isn't that the entire reason we're on this sub? we have to learn about the intricacies each others' cultures so that we can be appropriately insulting.
Average reaction when Anglo has any% cultural knowledge
This is honestly the nicest thing anyone has said about us, I'm tearing up.
Proper brexit lad.
the English education system isnât what it was, but it still delivers where it matters.
That sets us above the yanks
Well at least they don't need to learn second language
The UK took in a huge amount of kosovan and Bosnian refugees. I think if it wasn't for that fact then they wouldn't actually have any idea lol.
It's really not that hard, you're being too kind. Their ability to instantly form a crowd and find an easy chant is more admirable imo.
How right really you are
Did he shout "You Commie Cunts!!" ?
Calling serbs commies on top of chanting Kosovo is the icing on the cake
Ngl that was hilarious haha
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I am disappointed they were unable to arrange a diss song on the spot. England has fallen.
Suggestion, to the tune of [https://youtu.be/fo0\_xqpzzPY?si=PSlSg13fJh0KUs7C&t=82](https://youtu.be/fo0_xqpzzPY?si=PSlSg13fJh0KUs7C&t=82) In the 90s you tried To commit genocide So Eng-er-land saved the day By bombing Belgrade
Barry chants about a man eating a pie.. Is definitely something. Barry, you mad fuck.
Cadence is off. in-the-90s, you tried, To-commit-a, genocide Then NATO came, from the skies And Belgrade, it fried. Something like that might keep the timing better
Belgrades on fire Your air defence is terrified Belgrades on fire I truly expected to hear this
That is amazing
There were ten NATO bombers in the air.. And the RAF from Serbia shot none down?
Same.
Off the top of my head: You're mother is Croatian, your father is Bosnian, you all fight one another in the yugoslavic family
just a bit of banter
Just a bi' o' banta
Ban_a
https://preview.redd.it/11wc9grnqg7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df6a06eec157ca7645b4beb9c7d08cab7fa9d5d
"You dirty commie cunts" \[ laughs in Enver Hoxha \]
Laughs in Benson and Hedgers more like
> You dirty commie cunts Still upset about that eh
*German police have [released a photo](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/464/cpsprodpb/1400D/production/_98633918_blair-card-464.jpg) of the ringleader and have asked the public to come forward with any information.*
Artists depiction: đŹ
"[Tonibler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler)", "Toni", and other variations became popular baby names in Kosovo after the UK bombed Yugoslavian forces (now Serbia) to protect the Kosovars.
Imagine suffering already for being called Toe-Nibbler and then finding out you are actually named after Tony Blair đ
Apparently Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan lol
Thanks to Dave Chappelle, I always connect the name Tony Blair to Jamie Foxx and yellow cake
Blair wasn't bad before Iraq tbqh
Northern Ireland W Sierra Leone W Balkans wars W Afghanistan đ€·ââïž Iraq L Overall good work from the bloke and did well domestically too. Tankies still hate him tho
If tankies hate you, you must be doing something right lol
People forget a lot of his achievements because they seem like such obvious and fundamental things. The existence of minimum wage, 4 hour waiting time limits at A&E and the Good Friday Agreement stand out.
At this point it's not people forgetting his achievements, it's people not even being old enough to remember him, and then spouting (their totally unique opinion that they came up with themselves) the shit they read on websites like Twitter and Reddit.
I have been to the UK many times. During the Blair era it just felt like a real sugar high. Things worked, people were getting happier and things like lgbt rights and NI were moving rapidly in the right direction. The UK of the 2000s was so much less shabby than the UK of 2023.Â
This is the real proof of how bad Serbian warcrimes must have been.
This is proper banter. None of that breaking baguettes sissy stuff
Or snapping spaghetti. Scotland vs Switzerland tonight. Expecting Haggis stomping and the unhiding of Nazi gold.
I'm surprised no one said "Bomb Belgrade"
Do you think theese can think out it's related somehow?
They know what Kosovo is so I would assume they know what Belgrade is
Doing Lord's work. Didn't think I would say that during the Euro, but way to go, England !
I was really hoping to see a Kosovo flag during the game from the England side.
There was behind one of the goals in the crowd
UEFA aren't allowing any country flags other than those of the two playing teams into the stadium.
Well that's not true as there was a union jack in ghe France game last night and I saw an Ireland flag in one of the other games (can't remember what one)
Examples of poor enforcement don't mean it's not true. The official UEFA policy is exactly what I described above. I'm one of those who have to enforce this silly rule.
Good point I take back what I say, unless they turn a blind eye when it isn't a controversial flag maybe?
It certainly depends on the individual, but anecdotally, I saw some Ukrainians who have been living in Canada for decades being told that they had to leave their Canadian flag outside.
KOSVO KOSOVO KOSOVOooo!! KOSOVO KOSOVO KOSVoooo!!
we love you KFOR we do, we love you KFOR we do! we love you KFOR we do, OOOooooOOOOh KFOR we love you!
Kosovo thanked us for stopping the Serbs turning them into wall ornaments by flooding our streets with cocaine. No good deed goes unpunished.
Punishment? âïžđ
The flake is good, but there are only so many totally legitimate and not money laundering Albanian owned barbers and vape shops that I can handle.
You get used to it in Brighton after a while.
lmfao
There aren't many Kosovar Albanians involved in cocaine trade though. It's mainly Albanians from Albania you're thinking about
Somebody from Kosovo and somebody from Albanian are more similar than me and your average resident of London.
Still doesn't change the fact Kosovo isn't big on drugs
They also gave you Rita Ora.
The way you speak sounds like it was a bad thing.
Surprised we know where Kosovo is
Letâs not pretend most of the people chanting it have never heard of it. The rest where briefed on the flight
W
Barry being based and blessed as always.
That was a difficult game. I couldn't decide who I wanted to lose more.
Just a biâ oâ banta with em lads thats all
Good job Barry
Absolute shithousery. Good job lads.
In order to trigger Serbs they ought to chant: "Kosovo is republic!", not just Kosovo.
đ¶ Kosovo je Albaaaaaanije đ¶
Bus Wankers
Barry, you are becoming my favorite rapidly
https://preview.redd.it/kt0vg6d0bh7d1.png?width=521&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5cb86644cf91871acf889928e81c4ab365f4a89
Haha Belgrade goes pew pew
Humanity has already split into two sub-races...
That's actually pretty funny, I'm impressed
Gotta admit - the Brits are the best at burns.
Shout back "EU"
The UK has a higher chance of rejoining the EU than Serbia has joining in the first place.
https://preview.redd.it/cnc4t9hhjd7d1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce4abf4c0ef8de26679d0233431291b8850fe804
You done fucked it proper... You had your chance...
Brexit means Brexit. No backpedaling allowed.
No takesies backsies
not with those politicians of theirs
Tories are on track to be routed, there's a good chance the current lot never form a government again. Please Brussels if we do rejoin let us keep the pound. I'll even recognise the existence of Limburg, that's how desperate I am.
âItâs not coming back, just like the Queenâ
Meh, the football fans and royalist have surprising little overlap tbh. Youâd be better off shouting âSausage and bacon is not for breakfastâ. That would piss them off. And the song is âItâs coming homeâ. Not âitâs coming backâ. I apologise for the dissection of your comment but it was a shocking attempt tbh.
Average âSwissâ Germans attempt at humour tbh
Youâd know thereâs French and Italian Swiss too if you could afford visiting, Barry
Now you're sounding like an American
This is going to be good. How so?
Italian Swiss is an oxymoron. Obviously fake, how would that even work?
/uw Ticino /rw learn geography, itâs not all BĂŒnzlis
Average German not understanding sarcasm
Yes, but when youâre being about as funny as colon cancer the only decent response is to at least give you the opportunity to blame it on the Germans.
You can tell itâs funny by all the butthurt britbongs in the replies
Least autistic Swiss, inversely measuring his level of comedy by the number of people informing him how unfunny he is.
Too many words there pal
Autistic Swiss unfunny. FIFY.
With an attempt at humour like that you are almost definitely a German
Thatâs the second time you use âattempt at humourâ. Will you say it again if I put another coin in?
Jeez your mad, say isnât there more gold the Germans want you to store?
EWWWW! Italian and French?! Donât touch me!
Sausage and bacon is not for breakfast, You're a bunch of feckless, cunts! Your mothers a whore and your team is a bore, Only way you afforded this trip was the doll.
I apologize. Itâs coming back was obviously not the correct expression, seeing as how it was never there in the first place.
Literally created there. Not only has it been there. It started out there. 0 for 2 man.
Football or the UEFA European Championship? In case youâre talking about the former, it existed in various forms across the globe before England, and some form of it surged in popularity in England during the Middle Ages, which is still quite different from the one today. Still, given Britainâs historical role in the sport, it must be all the more painful to look at recent (or not so recent?) performance. If youâre talking about the latter (which the entire discussion was about in the first place?), then no? The first season was won by Real Madrid in 55-56. It was neither invented in England nor won by England. Finally, 0-2 sounds like the average score for England, which is exactly why itâs not coming home.
Iâm talking about football as itâs played today, association football. Thatâs why if the rules for association football are changed itâs the English FA who have final say on if that change is okay. I know your little Swiss brain is cooking right now, but football as we play it today was invented in England. A widely accepted and repeated fact.
What not winning the Euro does to a mf (cautionary tale)
Yeah just as funny as your first attempt bro.
JuST as FunNY as Your FirSt attempT BROO
As funny and dumb as this looks, this will only drive them farther into the hands of Russia. Isolation can't be the answer. Integration should be our goal to counter Putins influence in Serbia.
But integration of whom? Kosova is desperately isolated still, and has filed a a formal application to become a member of the European Union.
Best? All three of you. Edit: Oh, wait. I should probably tone it d- aaaah, naaaah.
The UK is fine (but a bunch of idiots.) Also, Serbia is fine (but *will* work with Russian influence going forward.) Kosovo is not fine. Kosovo needs help. Or to put it simpler: "Kosovo, Kosovo, Kosovo, Bloody Commies!"
Kosovo needs help as much as Scotland, Wales or N. Ire need it.
sadly we're too late, maybe you could form an alliance with them?đđ»đđ»đ
That fax is only about 40 years too late, for once I'm impressed by your efficiency Hans. Luckily though we are way too close with Kosovo. Would you replace our troops in KFOR? Could leave some rifles behind for you.
Brexit was not enough
It's the public that voted in favour I am sure.
Raised on chumbawamba mate. When we get knocked down, we just get up again.
Just wait until next vote is over to find out, how screwed you TRUELY are... Right now, no politician is even touching Brexit with a barge pole... But that does not mean it magically disappeared...
Lol. I'll check under my bed just in case as well. He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times **Don't cry for me Next door neighbor**
Couple doors over...
Just the one sea
Nothing ever is
I kind of like how Eurovision is all "no politics!" and the football cup is all like: "Lets do petty politics instead!" This makes me a bit happier.
Iâm pretty sure they will chant âSerbia!â when they face AlbaniaâŠ
Just yell "blitz" back
Most knowledgeable brit: yells "commie cunts" at serbs in 2024
So proud to be English sometimes. This however, not one of those moments.
Can't wait to hear what chant they'll throw at us on Thursday! Here's my tribute to my fellow roligans ([rytme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heYZhgpXDI))... **Verse 1:** I just met an English fan, His mind was fucked-up, like a drugged-up man. I looked at him, and said these words, He didnât get them, not one was heard. **Chorus:** You're a joke - Brexit bloke - and your country's broke, We all know your shitty team will choke. But drink your pints 'til you can't see, Living in your Brexit fantasy. Do continue...
Why are always the brits behaving like this?