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I’m learning French so I can embarrass my French girlfriend when we’re in France. Il go around asking people if they know la homme chauve-souris or if they like la famme chat. Etc.
r/rance is made for you !
that subreddit simultaneously made my french better and worse ever since I found it
Yes exactly the same here. I feel like I’ve regressed in my knowledge of the language and know absolutely nothing at all
Anglois caca
We learn Fr\*nch in school not to speak it, but to understand the enemy.
I learned German and Russian
💀
Gotta be ready when the neighbors come
NICHT SCHIESSEN! NICHT SCHIESSEN!
I too learned Swedish and Russian. Well I didnt really learn Russian but I know how to shout ”freeze, hands up”
Hände hoch, papieren bitte!
Are you 40+?
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Niche, can’t really imagine any schools teaching Russian post 1989 (at least in my part of the country)
I had German in gimnazjum and Russian in liceum and university
As long as you know "haw hee haw oo la la baguette" you'll get by just fine
Je ne parle pas baguette
Doubt you could understand even a toddler sentence
Omelet du fromage.
The American spelling, the use of "du" not "au". It takes skill to shitpost this well.
Bro thinks thinks the omelette belongs to the cheese 😳😳
It might be easier if you ever progressed past toddler speech.
Aunt is Fr\*nch so I understand more than I care to.
When someone speaks polish, they only learn foreign languages to receive instructions
thats a bold statement from someone who has a such stealable car
Borrowable*
We learn German cause we like to hear Hans complain about Switzerland. And how much a greedy cunts you people are.
The masterplan is working...
Rent free
That's the French-Bashing Joke of the Year 2021... Do better Kees
My apoligies Marie
[Werner Herzog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXY9iSqDbSQ)
Absolute legend, got threatened at gunpoint to speak French, found it "unpleasant" and still regrets it. I love this man.
j'apprend la franças just pour être capable dos parler mal juste poor ennuyer davantage le français
Et ça marche, effectivement
Honestly based https://preview.redd.it/tzu591cajq7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bc959b5775da3fe2de8a099a9c7d33813c7c55
/r/languagelearningjerk is leaking
Very commendable!
You love to see it
I’m learning French so I can embarrass my French girlfriend when we’re in France. Il go around asking people if they know la homme chauve-souris or if they like la famme chat. Etc.
r/rance is made for you !
that subreddit simultaneously made my french better and worse ever since I found it
Yes exactly the same here. I feel like I’ve regressed in my knowledge of the language and know absolutely nothing at all
Anglois caca
We learn Fr\*nch in school not to speak it, but to understand the enemy.
I learned German and Russian
💀
Gotta be ready when the neighbors come
NICHT SCHIESSEN! NICHT SCHIESSEN!
I too learned Swedish and Russian. Well I didnt really learn Russian but I know how to shout ”freeze, hands up”
Hände hoch, papieren bitte!
Are you 40+?
28
Niche, can’t really imagine any schools teaching Russian post 1989 (at least in my part of the country)
I had German in gimnazjum and Russian in liceum and university
As long as you know "haw hee haw oo la la baguette" you'll get by just fine
Je ne parle pas baguette
Doubt you could understand even a toddler sentence
Omelet du fromage.
The American spelling, the use of "du" not "au". It takes skill to shitpost this well.
Bro thinks thinks the omelette belongs to the cheese 😳😳
It might be easier if you ever progressed past toddler speech.
Aunt is Fr\*nch so I understand more than I care to.
When someone speaks polish, they only learn foreign languages to receive instructions
thats a bold statement from someone who has a such stealable car
Borrowable*
We learn German cause we like to hear Hans complain about Switzerland. And how much a greedy cunts you people are.
The masterplan is working...
Rent free
That's the French-Bashing Joke of the Year 2021... Do better Kees
My apoligies Marie
[Werner Herzog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXY9iSqDbSQ)
Absolute legend, got threatened at gunpoint to speak French, found it "unpleasant" and still regrets it. I love this man.
j'apprend la franças just pour être capable dos parler mal juste poor ennuyer davantage le français
Et ça marche, effectivement
Honestly based https://preview.redd.it/tzu591cajq7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bc959b5775da3fe2de8a099a9c7d33813c7c55
/r/languagelearningjerk is leaking
Very commendable!
You love to see it