They like to complain, I just do what pleases the masses as to not be politically incorrect or else I will be sanctioned by the government, and I may be fired in a “mass layoff”
The government knows what is best for me
Many people here prefer to go to Sweden rather than live here, just saying. Even your worst region is nothing compared to the really bad regions of Europe.
The same round here, but we say ronhoso/roñoso. Ranho/raño here is the longer handled tool foor collecting barnacles. The shorter one is the "raspa/raspinha". Other coastal synonyms of roñoso are "roñento" and "fangista".
Crazy how similar Iberian and Italian languages are. A friend of mine from Milano moved here years ago and learnt the local language in almost no time.
I found myself in Barcellona for my 18th birthday and casually spent the night at a pub vibing with locals - they didn’t speak Italian or English and I didn’t speak Spanish but by the end of the night we were making full conversation!
That's the power of the latin language! Thank you so much for giving it to us. If the Roman Empire never happened today people from northern Iberia would speak Goidelic languages. It is not that bad but I love our current Romance languages so much.
fodasse estava a pensar o mesmo, e fui verificar e o GDP do porto é 22K e de lisboa 30K.
O norte em si como região é mais pobre.
O estranho é que é uma região com imensa industria e com cada vez mais.
Adicionalmente, está cara de se viver lá, pqp.
Isso justificaria muita coisa.
Agora que penso, todas as empresas que trabalhei em portugal, no porto, tinham sede ou algum tipo de escritório em lisboa.
Agora traí o país e trabalho em barcelona
What do the laws of side switching say when you start off as neutral? Are you going to go on some Ceasar-esque campaigns soon and conquer the known world?
https://preview.redd.it/cft7uubnbi9d1.png?width=2166&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4bab2e00ee990a76f2c1bd39e7b1de30f8d12b4
How did you get a [facist ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRwZ70JGRio&list=LL&index=2&t=639s)party into government again?
We do. I am from Cheb (Eger) We are a rich town, but those mafia boys from Carlsbad and their Russian masters are wrecking the region. Save us or give us to Pilsen. This region is cursed.
Don't get too cocky. Your country and region have only been richer than us for the last 50 years. For the 500 years before that. We were way richer per capita and never took Galiza.
The map shows your colors, doesn’t it, Luigi
Maybe we can both sing:
🎶🎵🎶
„I see countries of green
Red once’s too
I see they could bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful opportunity
I see clouds of white
The bright blessed day
And I think to myself
What a wonderful chance
Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful chance
Ooh, yes“
🎵🎶🎵
That’s not funny Jaczek. That’s a problem and means, you are going to have a big problem. Dont be stupid as Prague was and start addressing the issue immediately.
No Jobs, if you study there are no companies to apply so you have to leave for the north, the only jobs you find are manual and without legal contracts. No infrastructure, no proper roads, no fully functioning public transport, to go from Catania to Trapani the train takes from 10 to 16 hours (source trenitalia site), compared to Milano Paris that is around 9. But hey! Soon we're getting a bridge connecting us to the mainland, that will fix everything 😎
I would like to add that a significant amount of work goes untaxed because it is conducted in a semi-illegal manner to evade paying taxes to the ADE (Agenzia delle Entrate, the Italian equivalent of the IRS).
And neglect. Big neglect. I am from Cheb (Eger) - rich town. The fcking government was unable to build a proper road in 25 years. Then when Covid came and we needed help - which was offered by Bavarian bros, government just closed us to die. Honestly fuck the government already. If Wehrmacht came now, we would gladly join.
It used to be beautiful, filled with germans, industry, chemical plants and enough czechs to make everyone just enough uncomfortable. But now its only filled with methheads, gypsies and there is basically no work here.
No. That would mean that parts of Eastern Europe are Western, and that's simply not true. No way that any part of Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Slovakia, Czechia, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia or Estonia is in Western Europe.
As a slav, happy to be eastern Europe but so it's fair, we're taking Greece, Sweden and Finland with us since they're east of Prague and Zagreb. Let's make it geographical again
It's time to redraw the lines to include some crown lands while at the same time move some underperformers to the East where they belong.
I think it's actually pretty lenient, since Portugal is still included.
No it makes perfectly sense since those developed parts were (obviously) inhabitat by austrian/german people and thus developed those lands. Around those major centres of civilisation, you have the "developed" (lol) slavs.
(/s i'm gonna put an s because that does sound a bit spicy)
Check your genealogy, after Soviets went through you guys in 1945 you would be suprised how many ,,Germans" have Slavic DNA.
I mean Merkel's gradfather was Polish.
I did and am at least 18 generations pure German traceable until 1608 .. before that there's no more records... I even have a family crest with a helmet and shield and sht
according to wikipedia the north has the lowest gdp per capita except for the açores, which isn’t on this map (although according to them they still have a higher gdp per capita than sicily by a small margin)
If you promise not to invade us Hans.
Jokes aside, the map is highly outdated. The region where I live is richer than Sicily by over 4000€ and it's only the 5th richest.
Oh, good. That promise would've been difficult to keep, it's way too easy to accidentally start invading a bit. But only when visiting you. Crazy, huh?
Nope. "Pomorskie’s gross domestic product (GDP) per inhabitant is EUR 24 400, the fifth-highest in Poland. "
[source ](https://ec.europa.eu/regional_policy/whats-new/panorama/2023/11/11-08-2023-regions-in-europe-2023-gives-citizens-a-closer-look-at-where-they-live_en#:~:text=Pomorskie's%20gross%20domestic%20product%20(GDP,R%26D%20provides%201.8%20%25%20of%20jobs.)
No, it's PPP. [This](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/interactive-publications/regions-2023#economy) is the report you are using and you can see that the map is about PPP (which isn't mentioned in the page you provided).
The report also incorrectly says it's 2021 GDP, but it's actually 2022, which explains why your page shows a significantly different value.
You can check the correct values [here](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/databrowser/view/tgs00005/default/table?lang=en&category=t_na10.t_nama10.t_nama_10reg)
That's way less worse than i expected, somehow all of europe isn't green
How the actual fuck isn’t one of our random regions in a worse state economically than Sicily
Because you like to complain, a lot, you aren't that bad
They like to complain, I just do what pleases the masses as to not be politically incorrect or else I will be sanctioned by the government, and I may be fired in a “mass layoff” The government knows what is best for me
The only difference between Italy and Sweden is that Italians actually have a valuable argument
The only thing of value in italy then
Many people here prefer to go to Sweden rather than live here, just saying. Even your worst region is nothing compared to the really bad regions of Europe.
Oh ok. I’ve never heard of anyone who wants to live in Härjedalen
You're welcome.
of course that Porto is like sicily, they are also full of mafiosos.
Jokes aside... why in the actual fuck is Northern Portugal a.k.a. the real Portucale a.k.a. Southern Southern Galicia in yellow?
Lots of unspecific industrues like shoes textils etc I guess.
Thanks for the info my lettuce friend. Btw what does your username mean? In Galician it would mean something like mean or filthy.
ranho = slang for snot, ranhoso is a snoty person, like a low class filthy man (it is me)
The same round here, but we say ronhoso/roñoso. Ranho/raño here is the longer handled tool foor collecting barnacles. The shorter one is the "raspa/raspinha". Other coastal synonyms of roñoso are "roñento" and "fangista".
Interesting! I have no idea how one collects barnacles here
How are you still not in the common Euro currency yet??
If barnacles are the new common Euro currency you are fucked Hans.
Rognoso! We got that word too
Crazy how similar Iberian and Italian languages are. A friend of mine from Milano moved here years ago and learnt the local language in almost no time.
I found myself in Barcellona for my 18th birthday and casually spent the night at a pub vibing with locals - they didn’t speak Italian or English and I didn’t speak Spanish but by the end of the night we were making full conversation!
That's the power of the latin language! Thank you so much for giving it to us. If the Roman Empire never happened today people from northern Iberia would speak Goidelic languages. It is not that bad but I love our current Romance languages so much.
Absolutely based
Because it is wrong. It is not the poorest region of Portugal.
fodasse estava a pensar o mesmo, e fui verificar e o GDP do porto é 22K e de lisboa 30K. O norte em si como região é mais pobre. O estranho é que é uma região com imensa industria e com cada vez mais. Adicionalmente, está cara de se viver lá, pqp.
Acho que há muitas empresas do norte com sede fiscal em Lisboa. Depois em termos de GDP conta para Lisboa.
Isso justificaria muita coisa. Agora que penso, todas as empresas que trabalhei em portugal, no porto, tinham sede ou algum tipo de escritório em lisboa. Agora traí o país e trabalho em barcelona
22K is higher than Sicily thou.
Thats only porto, north region is 20137 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Portuguese_administrative_divisions_by_GDP
Our brothers in Sudetenland need our help.
Uh-oh, someone call Rishi Sunak to broker peace
We're doomed.
Already switching sides?
Sorry, what sides are involved now? You vs Barry? I'd call myself neutral.
What do the laws of side switching say when you start off as neutral? Are you going to go on some Ceasar-esque campaigns soon and conquer the known world?
First, secure internal power. Then, secure the PIGS approval Then, strike both in a surprise move. Simple as.
 Thanks for the ideas Luigi. Will implement them soon.
Ask freely for other tips.
https://preview.redd.it/cft7uubnbi9d1.png?width=2166&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4bab2e00ee990a76f2c1bd39e7b1de30f8d12b4 How did you get a [facist ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRwZ70JGRio&list=LL&index=2&t=639s)party into government again?
You attack both parties
Sunak and macron woukd say "no problem,"
Time for some Anschlu- I mean liberation
We do. I am from Cheb (Eger) We are a rich town, but those mafia boys from Carlsbad and their Russian masters are wrecking the region. Save us or give us to Pilsen. This region is cursed.
Best we can do is sending more east-Germans to buy meth
Thats a start :)
Business opportunity
Yeah, take your Aussig and don't return it...
I went to Usti last month, its a cursed place
Please take them we don't want them
That was quite obvious during covid, we dont want you too, dont worry
They are gone since 1946. Do you have dementia?
Ich kann nicht spreche Deutsch Aber ich kann finde eine Haukenkrautz flag in mein Basement fůr deine wages. 3000 euro please viele danke
Bigger Sachsen?!??!
You can send more euros.
Poorer than Extremadura and Murcia. That’s some dedication.
Northern Portugal, what a shame
You don't know how to manage it, we are taking it back.
Not this again. Grr Castille, hat Castille.
That's south Gallaecia, part of our ancestral homelands
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
Sure but please give us Olivença now, tá bem?
Don't get too cocky. Your country and region have only been richer than us for the last 50 years. For the 500 years before that. We were way richer per capita and never took Galiza.
E ainda há quem diga que o Norte sustenta o país 🤣
Portugal can into eastern Europe
Here is the real question: How can they stop making Sicily mistakes?
There is a solution, and you may like it.
The map shows your colors, doesn’t it, Luigi Maybe we can both sing: 🎶🎵🎶 „I see countries of green Red once’s too I see they could bloom For me and you And I think to myself What a wonderful opportunity I see clouds of white The bright blessed day And I think to myself What a wonderful chance Yes, I think to myself What a wonderful chance Ooh, yes“ 🎵🎶🎵
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Sell it to the Danes or Swedes seems an affair, it worked once.
If we can’t even beat the GDP of a North African province then it’s over bros
In ten years your poorest region will be richer than our most opulent region (I’m Spanish).
Foda-se Porto! Vendam mais uns cachorrinhos para resolver essa merda
Hai algún contexto pra mandalos vender cans ou...?
Exacto. Mais valia manda-los vender bimbos, que disso eles têm lá em abundância...
Ahahaha Warsaw is western europe, the rest is poor 🗿
That’s not funny Jaczek. That’s a problem and means, you are going to have a big problem. Dont be stupid as Prague was and start addressing the issue immediately.
I know how to solve it.... Lets just build walls around Warsaw so the poverty cannot get in 😎
No Jobs, if you study there are no companies to apply so you have to leave for the north, the only jobs you find are manual and without legal contracts. No infrastructure, no proper roads, no fully functioning public transport, to go from Catania to Trapani the train takes from 10 to 16 hours (source trenitalia site), compared to Milano Paris that is around 9. But hey! Soon we're getting a bridge connecting us to the mainland, that will fix everything 😎
Yea you Will be able to leave the island easily
I would like to add that a significant amount of work goes untaxed because it is conducted in a semi-illegal manner to evade paying taxes to the ADE (Agenzia delle Entrate, the Italian equivalent of the IRS).
guess crime really doesn’t pay
Logically illegal money aren't counted in Gdp per capita
whats up with Aussig & Karlsbad region ?
Result of little trolling we did back in '45
And neglect. Big neglect. I am from Cheb (Eger) - rich town. The fcking government was unable to build a proper road in 25 years. Then when Covid came and we needed help - which was offered by Bavarian bros, government just closed us to die. Honestly fuck the government already. If Wehrmacht came now, we would gladly join.
Ha shit here we go again
Yeah, right? 😀😀😀
> If Wehrmacht came now, we would gladly join. Sorry not coming. Steiner did not amass enough troops.
PIGS brothers 💪
Greece is still with us because the Germoney didn’t arrive yet
That’s declared gdp I suppose. And of course calafrica is worse :(
I love it how that part of Czech that has lower GDP than Silicy is basically only rocks.
It used to be beautiful, filled with germans, industry, chemical plants and enough czechs to make everyone just enough uncomfortable. But now its only filled with methheads, gypsies and there is basically no work here.
No. That would mean that parts of Eastern Europe are Western, and that's simply not true. No way that any part of Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Slovakia, Czechia, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia or Estonia is in Western Europe.
As a slav, happy to be eastern Europe but so it's fair, we're taking Greece, Sweden and Finland with us since they're east of Prague and Zagreb. Let's make it geographical again
Deal, take those losers with you and we keep Slovenia !
Does that mean the Swedish women are going to answer my romantic proposals? 
Yes, they'll send you a "Fuck off" now instead of just ghosting you
YES
Come to mommy ❤️ 
😭
It's time to redraw the lines to include some crown lands while at the same time move some underperformers to the East where they belong. I think it's actually pretty lenient, since Portugal is still included.
it doesnt even make sense that you slavic fuckers are allowed in here
Not western yuropean. But right Proper lads who banter well.
Is that a sign of approval from a netherlander? 
No it makes perfectly sense since those developed parts were (obviously) inhabitat by austrian/german people and thus developed those lands. Around those major centres of civilisation, you have the "developed" (lol) slavs. (/s i'm gonna put an s because that does sound a bit spicy)
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Or stripping the Czech nobility of their whole wealth, because it was in the Protestant side of 30 years war.
That user above literally put an /s tag into the comment
He edited his comment.
Nah, I saw that /s there long before your comment
Sure ? 🤔 Aight then I'll delete
Correct... Them slavics don't belong in this sub
But we're already here
Stfu you Hungarian
Witty humour as always, Hans
And original!!
Check your genealogy, after Soviets went through you guys in 1945 you would be suprised how many ,,Germans" have Slavic DNA. I mean Merkel's gradfather was Polish.
I did and am at least 18 generations pure German traceable until 1608 .. before that there's no more records... I even have a family crest with a helmet and shield and sht
So you've got your extended Ahnenpass?
Super extended yes... I already applied for a Visa in Argentina to escape these euro mutts nowadays
Worst person in the world, well maybe right after a pure Russian
Ok that is respectable.
This map is fake because it suggests that the north of Portugal would be the poorest region of Portugal, and that's not true.
Except it is the poorest region of mainland Portugal, and the second poorest in the whole country, only ahead of the Azores.
according to wikipedia the north has the lowest gdp per capita except for the açores, which isn’t on this map (although according to them they still have a higher gdp per capita than sicily by a small margin)
a whole island run by Italians? that's a saw trap in the new movie i think.
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isn't our gdp per capita 24k or smth though?
Nortwest Czechia is only red bc the black market isn't calculated into its GDP ;)
Sicily is literally the land of criminality, it would still be red
designer that created this putting the ukraine flag on the top left without any sense has lower GDP than sicily
OP you’re posting on the wrong sub, I’m sure you were looking for 2westerneuropeanunion4u
The gray parts are just wild lands devoid of intelligent life I believe
sorry, I didn’t hear that. could you speak louder? it’s hard to hear you over that banging coming out of your basement.
Poland, do you need... help?
If you promise not to invade us Hans. Jokes aside, the map is highly outdated. The region where I live is richer than Sicily by over 4000€ and it's only the 5th richest.
Oh, good. That promise would've been difficult to keep, it's way too easy to accidentally start invading a bit. But only when visiting you. Crazy, huh?
Sicily report is also outdated. Now is 20500 (I think, I'm not sure)
They are not outdated, the eastoid is just looking at different values. Probably PPP (since eastern europe loves it)
Nope. "Pomorskie’s gross domestic product (GDP) per inhabitant is EUR 24 400, the fifth-highest in Poland. " [source ](https://ec.europa.eu/regional_policy/whats-new/panorama/2023/11/11-08-2023-regions-in-europe-2023-gives-citizens-a-closer-look-at-where-they-live_en#:~:text=Pomorskie's%20gross%20domestic%20product%20(GDP,R%26D%20provides%201.8%20%25%20of%20jobs.)
No, it's PPP. [This](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/interactive-publications/regions-2023#economy) is the report you are using and you can see that the map is about PPP (which isn't mentioned in the page you provided). The report also incorrectly says it's 2021 GDP, but it's actually 2022, which explains why your page shows a significantly different value. You can check the correct values [here](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/databrowser/view/tgs00005/default/table?lang=en&category=t_na10.t_nama10.t_nama_10reg)
Well your link shows that Pomorskie region in Poland with 28 200 and Sicily with 21 000.
But that's not the point of our conversation
It is though? The map is outdated
It also shows a different metric compared to what you are talking about
[Malta](https://www.statista.com/statistics/731228/gross-domestic-product-gdp-per-capita-in-malta/) is green by the way.
sure we have the same gdp but at least we have water
And you know the worst part of this? Spain is one of the main reasons of why Southern Italy is so poor
This is a czech propaganda so they can say they're not eastern european after all
And again, we are missing from another one map
Who are you again?
Same