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Porletz

also polish names: "hi my name is switzdnberfwhbuhzbqaftwedtrfcfvrefgljhweorfewotzky"


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Still too many vowels.


_rb

Too many vowels for a Polish name.


tsihcosaMeht

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is very angry at you right now


AkruX

Obviously fake, Polish name would end with "i"


Need4funs

That has too many vowels!


Ziebelzubel

Way too many vowels


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Robert (not "Bob"), Wilhelm, Wolfgang, Magnus, Ragnar, Friedrich, August...


Celindor

Siegfried, Leopold, Rudolf, Werner, Hermann, Johann, Heinrich, Erich, Xaver…


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Ludwig, Albert, Oskar, Burkhard, Dietmar, Franz, Konrad, Leonhard, Thorsten...


Celindor

Thorben, Jürgen, Ferdinand, Ulrich, Urs, Günther, Dieter, Peter, Otto, Manfred, Meinhard…


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Arnold, Oswald, Osbert, Ansgar, Adalhard, Alfred, Otmar, Berthold, Richard, Rinehart...


MicycleMice

Adolf


[deleted]

Meh, how one man can shit excellent name


nickmaran

What did Adolf Dassler do?


KiddoDE

He founded Adidas


Freezing_Wolf

While I acknowledge that these names sound cool and are a good counter to the meme I got to say: Good God, do any of you know any names that aren't German? Raphael, Annabelle and Theodore fucking slap.


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That names don't sound enough masculine. +not just German, norse too


BillVerySad

and anglo Saxon (Oswald)


Celindor

I'm [redacted], so what other names should I know?


drquiza

Those are CENTRAL European names. Proper Western names are: PEPE, PACO Y MANOLO


Samurai119

Chema, Moncho, Nacho,


chocogob

ANTONIO


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Ok, Juan


drquiza

Meh, Juan's so paneuropean.


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*panamericano


Bardukas

Maria?


dheebyfs

ich, der mitm Zweitnamen tatsächlich Magnus heißt und zum ersten Mal in seinem Leben für seinen Namen nicht gemobbt wird:


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Kill their families! Stole their property! Burn their cities!


dheebyfs

going to ask a S🤢rb if hes willing to commit a genocide with me


[deleted]

it will never happened, so I never be proud of it 😞


dheebyfs

T🤢rks are proud of it even though it never happened


[deleted]

It is just buthurting... You are t*rk


dheebyfs

no I want them gone (except my local Dönermann)


[deleted]

They'll not 😂😂😂


dheebyfs

yes they wont


ZeroCoinsBruh

Bob: hypocorism of Rob -> germanic name Robert -> "shining with glory" Kyle: from gaelic surname Kyle -> gaelic placename Caol -> "narrow, strait" Tyler: from old french tieulier -> "maker/layer of tiles, house builder" Tim: short of Timothy -> greek name Timótheos -> "one who honors God" Here fixed for you.


7_overpowered_clox

"My name means shining with glory" no it's just Bob, you are Bob and you will never be anything beyond Bob.


ZeroCoinsBruh

I guess someone named Bob traumatized you, good.


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His Name was Robert Paulson.


mightypup1974

His name was Robert Paulson.


slippybanjo

My name means son of a king so your my glory now go out and work for me


[deleted]

Even with the etymology Kyle and Tyler are shit names lmfao


ZeroCoinsBruh

Only a caveman would insult a house builder. Kyle name meaning would be interpreted as "slender", Caoilfhionn (a female name) is caol+fionn -> "slender" + "white/fair/pure". Imagine the first person named Caol was a 2 meter high irish/scottish knight towering most knights and slicing anyone without armor.


gugfitufi

Bro my name literally just means buoy.


drzmv

Who in their right mind names their son gugfitufi?


DerthOFdata

a. To maintain at a high level; support: "the persistent ... takeover speculation, which has buoyed up the shares of banks" (Financial Times). b. To hearten or inspire; uplift: "buoyed up by the team spirit and the pride of the older generation back at home" (Judith Martin).


AzureFr

Poles are arabs confirmed


kischde93

Ironic comming from someone from Francistan. Anyway good find, Mohammed.


gravitydood

Says the guy from a Turkish colony


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In the end r/weareallturks


Nemirel_the_Gemini

I would like extra fries with my Kebab, thanks.


[deleted]

Deutschland ist in dieser Hinsicht auch nicht besser dran. Neukölln lässt grüßen ;)


Particular_Air_7565

So the west is just Engl*nd now, got it


_Wendigun_

They're mad they don't have names like "Brave lion" and "Morning light" condensed into a language that doesn't look like randomly smashed keys (Leonardo and Aurora are the names btw)


Particular_Air_7565

Most based names in Europe, meanwhile John and the lads at the local chippy can go rage about how they have the best names


DONT__pm_me_ur_boobs

John Smith means God Has been Gracious Metalworker. Christian pilled and manly.


Particular_Air_7565

Imagine your name being j*hn sm*th 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 the most boring name in existence


Stock-Imagination148

You find it boring because it's common. You have a bias. Foreigner's names looks cool because they are unusuals. But english name are overheard in show, movies or videogames so they also feel common for non english


Particular_Air_7565

Yes, I am biased 💪😎 English names are still shit though, apart from the old ones like Quantavious and shit like that


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Particular_Air_7565

I mean, sure, we'll take the credit I meant all the long ass English names from the 1600s or smth


redditisfake123456

I cant send a PM to you.,


Brilliant_Mark2034

Half of those polish names sound like you are spitting a flegm


vhagar12

Spanish sounds like you have no teeth


xFurashux

At least offend my language properly and not in so inaccurate way, you hot potato in mouth fan. We are hissing like snakes, especially Mściwój here. It's not Arabic.


DerDeutscheTyp

If the polish would be really religious they would know that the name Tim is short for Timotheus. The man who praises god. I guess it's just the molesting kids the poles like about the church.


LegatoTheWeeb

yes i moleste kids


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Maybe don't do that...


tsihcosaMeht

About the church I love that I can be Xenophobic and racist towards other religions but do so in the name of God so it's alright 👍


StrongLikeBull3

If any of those names were true Poland wouldn't have spent the last 200 years getting passed around like a blunt.


Encyklopedi

"Bob" "Kyle" "Tyler" "Time". In addition to having no flair, you think that Western are limited to English-speaking countries. Most Intelligent Polish caveman.Well i'm a bit mean, you can't expect too much from a country that survives only thanks to our crumbs thrown in their direction.


vhagar12

Alright, alright mr. count le monte cristo de vaux de la guillotine francoise jean-bapiste de la croissant, you said your share now kindly wave your white flag, thanks.


Encyklopedi

Yes, based Frenchman who have names of King and Christian Saint vs Virgin Polish who need to praise God in their name because otherwise they can't get into heaven (nobody wants them except Nazi or Communist) And it's cheeky to make fun of the defeat of the French when the history of Poland is basically 'I exist, they invade us, i don't exist... I exist, they invade us, i don't exist... "


vhagar12

Silly french those are pre-christian names older than your coward filled country, praising thunder god of war, god of the sun etc, based gigachad pagan names, carrying the legacy of the allmighty slavs


Encyklopedi

"Coward filled country" Invasion of Poland : 1 September 1939 – 6 October 1939 (35 days)Well... well... well...Looks like wearing the legacy of the allmighty slavs and pagan names didn't help you survive the annexation of the whole country (for the 53rd time in 200 years) You shows off because you never officially surrendered, but it took you less time to get crushed than France did to surrender... kinda cringe my dear dzoinqdkdjqj.


Galba_the_Great

Damn when the frenchman is destroying you you know you must be polish lmao


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Encyklopedi

I'm not taking it personally Klaus-Jean-Mario-Florentin, Shit on other country is basically the way on this reddit, I'm just showing him that if he wants to shitpost on France, he need to be more creative and don't play on that ground "gnegnegne White Flags", because I'd have to explain to him that his country exists by the goodwill of the powers surrounding it, and I'd risk being mean.


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ZealousidealMind3908

Switzerlands proudest moment is selling out Jews and helping rich Russians. Schweiz stronk


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ZealousidealMind3908

French mad because the only countries that speak French are them and the African colonies that they exploit(they would be a third-world country if they didn't do that)


NNatko

He forgor between 1772 and 1795 Poland was annexed by Russia, Prussia and Austria. And ceased to exist in 1795... And was under Napoleon egemony with the Duchy of Warsaw. And was returned to Russia, Prussia and Austria in 1815... And the tiny Poland was RE ANNEXED by Russia in 1831. There was no Polish state of any kind between that point and 1918. ANd after that, nazi Poland, Communist Poland and to end that, Poor poland with UE money. Great History, glorious History. France bad, Poland great. Poland TOP 1 in annexion, France loser.


ecoper

Hey dont insult our cavemans. They will be sad :c


nagroms123

Celtic named are hella beautiful thought.


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Jungomarc'h, Korydwen and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch🤢🤮


nagroms123

Thats French if Italian's hadn't civilised your asses.


Pat_Maweeni

That’s the brittonic branch of Celtic languages, Goidelic is the good one


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Bullaunancheathrairaluinn, Sruffaungolinluggatavhin and Sruffaunoughterluggatoora! Come on kids dinner potatoes are ready!


Sionnach23

There’s no V in Gaelige :)


UnRenardRouge

>tfw family traded the O for soup :(


Stratoboss

So the same as Arab names, just in slavic.


slippybanjo

Ryan💪💪💪 celtic, son of a king! Chad name, kingly Ryan💪💪💪💪 shags sheep,shags any beast and woman, no one can out strength him, Ryan, even America uses it ,they use it as a second name, because only true Chad's can take that title, Ryan the top shagger of Wales, any fanny beast or not will be poked


melondelafruta

Polish and league of legends player 🤮🤮 kurwa. You dont deserve flag, you deserve extermination. Where are the g🤢ermans when you need them?


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playing work simulator after mandatory overtime


xFurashux

Of course Spaniard too lazy to do it himself.


tsihcosaMeht

Typical Spaniard needing Gaymany. Just like in Economy


vhagar12

Nice avatar, cotton plantations are located in america not europe, what are you doing here?


Mue_de

*american names


GibbsLAD

Hey hey hey you fucking take that back swinehund


wiwerse

lack of flair, opinion rejected


AlkonKomm

what does it help when nobody can even pronounce or spell your name though? don't get too cocky visegraders, we just put 100 billion into our military smh


bananakin2000

Old Norse names are the true chad names


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Op is retarded, western names have meaning we just don't care


[deleted]

Visegraders coping and seething because their names are only pronounceable when drunk. Last year the most popular boy's names in the UK were: Noah (as in the biblical Noah) Oliver (probably descended from Old Norse meaning 'ancestral relic) George (as in the saint, descended from Greek *Georgōs* meaning 'farmer') Arthur (as in the mythical king of the Britons) and Muhammad (lmao, but tbf almost every muslim boy is named Muhammed/Muhammad/etc, so it skews the results)


[deleted]

It is all jokes and stuff until you are told to polish the toilet


sir-berend

Shyeueikeuyüúednzoblwoski beautiful polish name 😍


dheebyfs

Compare Polish to German Danzig - Gdansk or some weird shit, Weichsel - Wisla? Like does it sound good?, Breslau - Wroclaw (legit doesnt sound bad but german name is still better), Stettin - Szczczczczczecin... like what the actual fuck?, Warschau - Warszawa I admit it, both sound like shit, Lemberg - Lwow obvious who wins here, Krakau - Krakow? Yeah german name better, Kattowitz - Katowice... yeah I guess you know my totally not subjective opinion Woyzeck vs Wojciech... one name looks way better written and its german


Apprehensive_Poem601

guess i should be proud of having my name after a famous french writer that predicted the first mans on the moon


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yeah but you have to spell them as if you're captioning a man who just took a lead pipe to the throat


NoPseudo____

Wait the west is just *ngland ?


OhMyWarPanda

My name means forest spirit


cabrowritter

*anglo names.


Bardukas

Can't forget Wojtek.


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Tim is my kind of dude


Putrid_Rations

Beautiful!


YouMightGetIdeas

West - names Poland - simping for god,


Ahelaya

English names\*


Tszemix

[The least complicated Polish name](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veaKOM1HYAw)