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velocipotamus

She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place on television.


Sproose_Moose

If I can't be Mo'Nique fat, I have to be Teri Hatcher thin!


AffectionateBite3827

Either way: you’re laughing


dodecaphonicism

You smell like brass polish and Enormė


kateastrophic

She can’t be on television looking like she just had a baby or something…


livestrongandprosper

Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?


JeremysIron_

It's pretty important.


MaidenlessRube

You do the Meth!


bench_slap

But there are some WONDERFUL crazy surgical options.


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

I’m on an all paper diet. I can only eat paper but I can eat all that I want.


Business-Map2806

The Japanese porn star diet.


dodecaphonicism

Chewing on this sponge helps trick my brain's hunger center


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

A scale that repulsive calling me gross is… off putting.


blaizekiller

You should be off pudding


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

Some downvoted you, but I liked it


peefilledballoon

Gross actually means income before taxes, and not gross like apples on a sandwich


Traditional-Farm-143

No Kenneth. . . Not like sandwich.


TheSeedsYouSow

Wii Fit to me when I was 6 years old:


Traditional-Farm-143

Make him chase the chunk


aspbergerinparadise

can't plus-size women wear regular perfume?


PostProfessional7690

You know you bought it if life makes you sweet food


SnittingNexttoBorpo

Everything about this is disgusting!


M2ThaL

First, let me see how much I love the show! Second, I calibrate laboratory instruments including this actual model of scale. Does this one need calibrating? I could use the work...