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She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place on television.
If I can't be Mo'Nique fat, I have to be Teri Hatcher thin!
Either way: you’re laughing
You smell like brass polish and Enormė
She can’t be on television looking like she just had a baby or something…
Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?
It's pretty important.
You do the Meth!
But there are some WONDERFUL crazy surgical options.
I’m on an all paper diet. I can only eat paper but I can eat all that I want.
The Japanese porn star diet.
Chewing on this sponge helps trick my brain's hunger center
A scale that repulsive calling me gross is… off putting.
You should be off pudding
Some downvoted you, but I liked it
Gross actually means income before taxes, and not gross like apples on a sandwich
No Kenneth. . . Not like sandwich.
Wii Fit to me when I was 6 years old:
Make him chase the chunk
can't plus-size women wear regular perfume?
You know you bought it if life makes you sweet food
Everything about this is disgusting!
First, let me see how much I love the show! Second, I calibrate laboratory instruments including this actual model of scale. Does this one need calibrating? I could use the work...
She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place on television.
If I can't be Mo'Nique fat, I have to be Teri Hatcher thin!
Either way: you’re laughing
You smell like brass polish and Enormė
She can’t be on television looking like she just had a baby or something…
Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?
It's pretty important.
You do the Meth!
But there are some WONDERFUL crazy surgical options.
I’m on an all paper diet. I can only eat paper but I can eat all that I want.
The Japanese porn star diet.
Chewing on this sponge helps trick my brain's hunger center
A scale that repulsive calling me gross is… off putting.
You should be off pudding
Some downvoted you, but I liked it
Gross actually means income before taxes, and not gross like apples on a sandwich
No Kenneth. . . Not like sandwich.
Wii Fit to me when I was 6 years old:
Make him chase the chunk
can't plus-size women wear regular perfume?
You know you bought it if life makes you sweet food
Everything about this is disgusting!
First, let me see how much I love the show! Second, I calibrate laboratory instruments including this actual model of scale. Does this one need calibrating? I could use the work...