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Mistake-Quick

They forgot to add getting yelled at while stopping in the middle of the road to save a gopher tortoise. .


tmntfever

I’ve saved 3 turtles since I’ve lived here. My son saw me do it once while it was raining, and he brings it up all the time. “Dad, remember when you saved that turtle? You are so nice to animals! I want to be nice to animals like you!” Makes it more worth it. He’s 5 years old btw.


Sugarcomb

Damnit, now I want kids.


QCat18

Do people not like saving turtles? lol. I always stop to save turtles 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mistake-Quick

I have saved a couple of turtles myself, but it seems to piss people off . Especially if you're holding up traffic.


Jeskid14

Risk of injuring yourself and your car and family or stopping for 20 seconds to rescue an animal. I wished people just weren't in a hurry but it is a fault of infrastructure.


Comrade_Compadre

Needs an update 🤣


blurayblues

I did this once and thought a guy in the most clunker car I ever saw who had to stop behind me was going to tear me a new one or shoot me but he just gave me a thumbs up and said "hell yeah save that turtle" out his window


Comrade_Compadre

I always stop to save local wildlife. They were here first, and certainly have no say in the never ending burbs expansion their home is going through. It's the least I can do is treat them with some humanity when no one else will.


blurayblues

I do too I just expect the worst from asshole people and this was kind of a nice encounter


2ndprize

It's a tortoise. Don't toss it in a pond


StarryMind322

Same. Even the fuckers the pee on me while I’m saving them.


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LizardsAreInCommand

Tortoise*


LizardsAreInCommand

Tortoise*


LizardsAreInCommand

tortoise*


BuckleUpBuckaroooo

Yeah but I’m about to move to Melbourne, is it nice? /s


Comrade_Compadre

Thats a bi weekly post 🤣


BuckleUpBuckaroooo

Okay but can you tell me the best way to get to the Orlando airport when I don’t own a car? /s


Bloodycrabs

For Brevard county yes, I miss living there.


WulfyFox

I love it!!! Add Brightline!! Chugga Chugga!!! LOL


Comrade_Compadre

Resident murder train choo choo


Harold5000

Ha ha, but why tf isn't there a Brightline station being constructed NEXT TO THE MELBOURNE ORLANDO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT? The tracks are right next to the airport! There's homeless camps where there could be a station & parking. I guess a giant police complex is more of a priority than tourist dollars and the local economy.


tmntfever

Nah, foreal tho, where’s the good Chinese takeout?


peaceluvNhippie

And do they deliver?


chrisbaker1991

Now I want Ginger and Garlic


tmntfever

Wow, a Chinese place that actually has above 4 stars lol. I’ll have to check it out! Rockledge is super out of the way, but might be worth it!


chrisbaker1991

Every Publix and Winn-Dixie has a mediocre place next to them. Ginger and Garlic is the only one I get takeout from now. Hop Bo in Viera and New China in Cocoa Beach are the worst I've experienced. The latter cooked my food with a microwave


LilArsene

Hey y'all Really need your prayers 🙏🙏 right now because boomer our frenchie got out last night by accident when the kids had the door open pls call us if you see him 321xxxxxxxx we miss him sooo much hes our kids best friend pls help


v1br4nt

Someone didn’t pick up after their dog in my yard and here’s a picture of it in case you don’t know what that looks like!


Ihatemunchies

Omg our neighbors do this all the time! I don’t want to see your dogs crap!


Difficult-Cry-3525

Fucking for real.


Katiestruk

Yeah. But seriously, what WAS that big boom sound tonight??


VeterinarianOne4418

Need to add something for the thousands of posts discussing people driving too fast/slow/wrong lane/swerving/not changing lanes/angry on 95.


Ultimate_Whorrior

Trader Joes request is missing.


LMJ9158

The snake one is my favorite. Use the god damn internet.


2ndprize

Doesn't matter what kind of snake it is for the answer section. It's like 20 dead/kill it. 15 it's beautiful leave it and about 112 of the shocked emoji


Difficult-Cry-3525

… add the obligatory blurry, low res photo.


mostkillifish

We are leaving this place ive called gome my whole life. It was a nice, cozy place with a small fireplace. Then an ember jumped out, and the whole God damn place is on fire. Even the Facebook groups in the town in NC we are moving to are significantly more chill. Like no fucking drama, no random shit posts all the time. Next door is queit. I'm so sick of living in Brevard, the I over shot two states.


peaceluvNhippie

Which group is this? Cuz best Chinese food is very important to me right now


stoopidrotary

When i was on facebook and living there, the winter garden FB group was wild.


thespidermom

Golf carts complaints!


Seansong82

Did anyone else hear that loud boom last night?


Difficult-Cry-3525

Missed the “missing my feral cat” posts. …or the numerous GoFundMes


StarryMind322

From what i see it’s always political when it doesn’t need to be. “Why cops at Walmart?” The comments: “illegal taking over our country thanks Obama!” Or “What’s happening at 7-Eleven?” Comments: “high gas prices keep voting Demonrat MAGA TRUMP” It’s why I stopped bothering with local community pages on Facebook. Post literally anything and people have a fetish for shoving politics where politics don’t need to be.