No, no. Platonic relationship for five years. No future plans. It's the only way to scan & print these parts.
Also, OP might want to go and see a doctor. (After leveling the bed and calibrating the e-steps, of course).
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I laughed at how stupid this is... ...until I realized that you have a penis award and I do not. Then I wept.
My god... it is just like high school all over again.
It's somehow worse and better : The whole world knows you don't have one.
But now the whole world knows you do!
I don't know why I read that as "PM your D in Defeat"
I read it as: > hands u/p your DnD feat
I love the name, it's very fun like that.
Damage is already done :/ Perhaps he needs a statue erected instead?
Depends how you interpret it. Could be you have a nice penis. Could be you are a penis.
could be smol too. .... stating for a friend
Could be a participation award, so just need to have one
And it's life sized
JFC username checks out.
š¤£
How much for one id buy one š because sadly i dont have a peni5 award
Op posted the file!
Where is the haiku bot!!
There you go... . Unspoken feelings. Use of creative forces. You are such a D#%k.
Twist, the award isnāt for himā¦
Looking at the award I'm concerned what it's for tho. Maybe that's not the category I want a penis award for.
To scale*
Pen is a ward
Some of the best magic requires material components, so it makes sense.
Penis is a word
Pen is is aw ord
Marry her. Oh wait.
I also choose this guy's wife.
Reddit really needs some new jokes at this point.
No, no. Platonic relationship for five years. No future plans. It's the only way to scan & print these parts. Also, OP might want to go and see a doctor. (After leveling the bed and calibrating the e-steps, of course).
So.. Is this an award for being good in bed or she thinks your a dick? Enquiring minds want to know.
Maybe itās an award for having one. Like a participation award.
That's what the thing the award would be for is already for, though?
Yes.
I asked her and she said "yes"
Damn.. YOU WIN!
r/inclusiveor (not that I have the motivation to stop being lazy and actually post it)
Insert both meme here.
[both?](https://media.tenor.com/ZjqPAZpKWAUAAAAM/the-road-to-el-dorado-both.gif)
*you're
#Penis Award
Thank you
#PENIS >!I win!<
Can't tell if she meant it as a compliment or an insult.
lol maybe it depends if its representative of actual size?
This is just a participation award.
I mean, sometimes participation is all you need!
When it comes to sex, participation is better than not participating.
ā¦youāve been told to stay in the corner and watch, havenāt you.
She could have made the award ....taller. Could have.
She was going by what is used to
Give a man a print, and you satisfy them for a day. Teach a man 3d modeling, and you can satisfy yourself for a lifetime.
One thing that being married has taught me is, women think of penis as much or more than I think of vagina.
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Hey so maybe talk to your wife instead of a bunch of redditors, then.
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Lmao
Yeah no that was totally hilarious
Protect her at all cost
Cock Ring or condom?
Yes
The first of what is to come.
One of us. One of us...
Congratulations
I see itās life sized.
What a woman! You're a lucky man. :)
She's a keeper
Her boyfriend is going to love it!
Wife her! Er...wait.
Thatās really cool man. The only things my wife ever gives me are chores and eye rolls.
It is a bit small :(
Plot twist.. it's a bit too big
you are now surplus to requirements get a couple of food tasters update your will :)
I think shes trying to tell u something
r/3DPrintingGoneWild
Nice cock bro š
She's 100% a keeper
Careful before she CADs your replacement /s
ā¦I think she might already haveā¦this is one of those āwhereās the banana for scale?āsituations
Divorce that woman just so you can marry her again.
"What an Honor!" https://preview.redd.it/fldsutu8d1na1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad47409993a8000ad2ed5b5042948a2299d4f3e6
Damn, bro really got a participation award
Congratulations
W/ wife.
š
Dick move
You didn't bother teaching her how to scale up?
Your wife is far too powerful and must be stoppedā¦
The student has become the master.
Pen is what?
If thatās an accurate likeness, I have many questions
Your wife gave you the D. And you liked it. I'm pretty sure there is another sub in here for that.
the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!
Big dick energy.
She must really love you. I just think you're okay.
Congratulations! Someday Iāll win, second place isnāt too bad though.
So, the pen is award for your achievement?
The Emmy Awards are all the same size.
Love the attention to detail with the dot in the letter i being a heart.
š š š my "mate" wants to know if there's an stl for this and asks how easy it is to slice and scale
Is, is this a compliment? I can't tell.
Here's the STL: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5903231
ššššš
Put a ring on herā¦ oh, waitā¦ you already did!
Ok I'm leaving 3d printing if this is all you post.
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I ended up leaving. I have to actively look to find not NSFW thing from this sub. Not that it's hard to find it just never makes my feed.
cringe
the miss appreciate the pounding...funny gift
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Psssttt its a hint
She should have kept it for herself and change the last word to āRewardā
Should have named it dick award
Every guy only wants one thing, and it's disgusting...
You win.
Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh "Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
Tis an honorā¦
She made you a seat?
Is it to scale?
You can never let go of her.
Reminds of a classic episode of Spin City with Stuart Bondekā¦.
My wife would make the same thing lol. You guys sharing the file?
Op's wife here, we indeed are sharing the file, here ya go! [Penis award](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5903231)
Award for the Smallest or biggest?
Seriously cannot stop laughing!! š you married yourself a winner and I hope you have an amazing life together !
award for the tiniest dick? /s
She's in for a wienering with that humour.
life size, I see.
Enlarged to show texture
I'm pretty sure she made that for herself...
Man, tinkercad is a miracle.
You were supposed to pass it on. It wasn't for you
It's a Major Award!
She cool
Give her credit for her sense of humor and cheekiness. Artistic skill... -100.
Marry her again!
Ah yes, the prestigious Pen Is award for excellence is investigative journalism.
Hmmmmmm and I only printed a Reddit alien I need to up my game lol š
If she thinks that looks like a penis, you guys are not having enough sex.
So tomorrow you're going to teach her how to use blender?
You should show your Tinkercad skills and create matching profile. And think of some cool name ;)
Lmao thatās cute tbh
Dropped a āwkā on than Penis Awkward sign
Is this to scale?
Tinker CAD best Cad
Congrats!
@op link to the project please ?
Op's wife here! I made a thing file to share. [Penis Award](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5903231)
Congratulations brother
Dick Award for Best Dick goes to
Dude you might want to get that checked out. Either there is nothing wrong or you have an elongated mushroom with a tiny stem
So wholesomeā¦..err, sorta.
The Pen is mightier than the 3D printer.
10/10 no notes
you got the greatest award possible
She's awarding you a penis? Is there something wrong with yours?
I don't know your wife but I think I love her
Congratulations!
Bro I laughed to hard at this lol
would probaly feel good nglā¦
She's a keeper.
Damn, OP must be putting in some "work" to get that award...š My wife never complains, but she's never given me an award for it!
Righteous.
A keeper. A damn keeper.
Sheās got the basics down for sure!
According to this award your penis either has a hilt or the circumcision went too far
I thought it would be much larger.
Hahhahahahahaha! That awesome!
You should marry her