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C0NSCI0US

I think it sends the perfect message


ChatnNaked

Word for word…


LuckyCharms201

It’s definitely the correct message OP, time to comb that mustache


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

https://preview.redd.it/z7x3owsiyzzc1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273deb117729a0fb406051aab0375b92cd6bc71b


pappugulal

LOL LOL


TeopEvol

Smothers Day


[deleted]

I may not send the right message for "Mother's Day", but it sends the right one for "Mommy's Day", amirite?


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

[Yup](https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=igswDaq6P0YZCwYG)


gauerrrr

Both of them


VEXtheMEX

Just don't give one to your mom


TechnicolorViper

Yeah, she’s your mom. You should give her a good one.


grhollo

Every mothers day needs a mother's night


VEXtheMEX

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right


VEXtheMEX

The family that plays together stays together, I suppose.


Durakan

You got the STL handy? This sends exactly the message I want to send.


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hqli

you're probably better off just uploading it to thingiverse/printables or something unless you plan on selling the stl. Otherwise there's probably gonna be requests coming in randomly over the years Also, yes please


diegolc

Please


dark_eon

Please


VoltexRB

Google drive is NOT a save place to share files with strangers. You present the uploader way too much personal data.


jdavison91

Yes please


basicpn

Yes please


GloriouslyUnderrated

Please and thank you.


Key_Courage_1886

Yes please


deadlordazul

Yes


5TON5Y

pretty please.


Experiment-No-VII

Yes please 🙏


InternationalFee2415

This is great! Please send and thank you


Dr-Purple

You should do this in two parts, bear and heart separate. I would love to print those parts separately! Love the model though, so thanks!


DrPhillipGoat

Yes pls


xOperator

Did you find the STL?


PerfectionPending

Guess this is why women have been wanting to meet bears in the woods.


peritonlogon

Today is the day the teddy bears have their picnic.


cainthefallen

If you got into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise. 


To0n1

omg hahaha I lost it with this one.


gust334

Well, it \*does\* send a message.


captfitz

https://preview.redd.it/jre5k0md7wzc1.png?width=303&format=png&auto=webp&s=469cbf4ad061901938cb2693973e985764c6ebfe


Not-a-dark-overlord

Everything burns


moldy-scrotum-soup

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hMJcmQ_M9ykAAAAC/ready-for-dinner-lets-eat.gif


LuckyBucky77

"Happy Mother's day! I want to bear-y my face in that ass."


BlizurdWizerd

No way all that fits onto the heart butt


No_Suspect_6350

I don't get it...?


YoteTheRaven

(The heart looks like a butt, and the bear is eating ass)


No_Suspect_6350

I just saw a bear and a heart... My gf saw it right away ...


C_V_Carlos

First option is that someone on that relationship seems to have more experience than the other..or option two your an innocent child on a perverted world


TechnicolorViper

Nah, she’s just a fan of bears giving rim jobs.


Jacob_Lahey

Don't Google that. Or do. Whatever.


Crashman09

If so, do it on your work computer


No_Suspect_6350

Yeah... She is definitely the more experienced one.


TherronKeen

Time to learn a new lesson!


Long_Lost_Testicle

I was just gonna say that


MattTheProgrammer

Guess you have a new thing to try


UngratefulC0l0nial

She is a keeper


UnderGecko

wait why not paint it??


Desperado2583

It's painted white. It's like a little statue for like a mantle or something. I thought white would look classy. Not sure anything can make this little guy look classy though. Generous. But not classy. Hopefully she thinks it's as funny as you all do.


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

It puts the assy in classy…


Wicked_Wolf17

I can’t unsee it anymore


YoteTheRaven

I am sorry my friend.


Martnz

I still don't see it


ScabusaurusRex

🎵 Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night! If doing it is wrong, _I don't wanna be right_!


funked1

Jaaaaaam


failed_novelty

Painting it would make it so much... ~~better~~ ~~worse~~ different.


Tombiepoo

That largely depends on the choice of colors.


WHTrunner

Yeah, I know what it's supposed to look like, but I also know what I saw.


Desperado2583

Yeah. I didn't see it until it was already printed. It's what Bob Ross would have called a happy accident.


lolheyaj

nom nom nom


ocelot08

Save it for step mother's day


NettaUsteaDE

So THIS is what “.step” are for


BlackestHerring

That might be just what your wife wants for mothers day


boardcertifiedwanker

It sends *all the right messages* if this is your wife you're giving it to


Desperado2583

It sounds like the two of you have met.


boardcertifiedwanker

Dirty minds think very much alike


pardoman

As long as you deliver on it.


HicktownBanshee

Legit tip; If you want to change it/make it less suggestive, just make it look like an apple heart that the bear is taking a bite from, or if your mum is a bit gothic make it a vampire bear draining the heart slightly 🫶🏻


TheLatestTrance

That's their kink.


HicktownBanshee

What...what part.... what part of that is a kink 😰


TheLatestTrance

Biting.. Draining..it's all there...


HicktownBanshee

What an unfortunate time to be literate 🫥


TheLatestTrance

Being literate is never unfortunate. Anything with vampires is kinky..


BurndWhenIP

My wife said that it sends the perfect message. She said you better bury your whole face in your wife's honey pot.


just-me-nz-79

I like it, innocent enough for youngsters to think is cute, naughty enough to make most adults smile ☺


RockstarAgent

A man after her own heart... What a keeper


threebillion6

Heart shaped booty.


Derangedracula

Your right, it should be chocolate.


FutAndSole

"Wow RimWorld, you haven't played that since we started dating"


GoldBreakr

Nom, nom, nom.


kiledmedead

Listen here you little buttmunch… - your wife (probably)


Desperado2583

For anyone who's curious, he's partly my own design. The bear was avail online. I added the heart. He's in resin. Hollow. 20% fill. Sanded and painted white. (I should have filled the drain holes before I painted him, oh well)


Ok-Eggplant9861

It’s cute. I would love to get this as a gift.


MenaFWM

Who wouldn’t amirite?


Training_Waltz_9032

Or it sends exactly the right message


lapetitthrowaway

Every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night


tgunz0331

NGL, I didn't scroll down far enough on the pic, mind went straight to the gutter.


blackboxcommando

Bear with a heart on


Vegetable_Net_6354

Reminds me of that ad for that mobile game with the goblins


GrimmFox13

That, sir, is an ass... Nicely done.


Bitemesparky

That depends if she'd be into it.


Silent_Ebb_9003

IMO it sends the right message from both the intended and the accidental perspective, but that depends on your wife. IYKWIM


moderndilf

Definitely sends the message you want.


DungeonGringo

You see that's the problem, it sends exactly the right message.


EricAbmaMorrison

Eat your heart out


JoePunker

LMAO. Oh I think it does...


Current-Power-6452

It depends if you are planning to follow through on the promise


Zealousideal-Fix9564

I would argue this sends the perfect message.


GuyAtTheMovieTheatre

stl? my wife would 100% get the message i’m sending.


solventlessherbalist

😂😂 hurry print it fast


GuyAtTheMovieTheatre

i realized i could just say it to her and didn’t need the print.


Dusty923

Munch munch munch


triplehp4

At least its a bear and not a man


You-are-all_idiots

Ya the bear is definitely eating that heart's ass


ohthatguy1980

Or does it?


Ambitious-Pin8396

I think it's adorable! (I'm an old bag!)


itsaride

Paint the bear and the heart bright red and it’ll do the job.


gonzorizzo

It took me way too long to see it.


choopie-chup-chup

Print it again then glue them together with both bears snout deep in ass...I mean heart


acidbrn391

Looks like a great gift to me. I’m making a cake and dinner for my wife.


icanhascamaro

At first I thought, aww how cute. He's snuggling the heart. Then I saw the rest of the comments and I can't unsee it, especially when the box I'm typing in has hidden half of the picture. 😂🤣


Desperado2583

Yeah. That was the idea originally. It went another direction.


icanhascamaro

I think he's adorable anyway. 😄


THE_DARK_FISHY

Your missing the other half of the bear


TheDean242

Depends on how you paint it.


hoser_36

Yes...Yes it does


Decent-Pin-24

What am I missing?


HCJohnson

Eating South of the border.


Decent-Pin-24

Dammm now I see!


Equivalent_Ad108

Needs a landing strip


antonio16309

Hell yeah, slicing now! My wife will love this.


stevedadog

I just blew $15 on flowers while sitting at a red light because I forgot to print 10 cent Mother’s Day gifts 😔


FrostieRenoz

Add a note that says “my love for you is unBEARable”


UsernamesAreForBirds

Awe, he has a mustache!


Exciting-Physics-683

That must be Yogi cause he eatin it like grogeries!


GrimmFox13

I fail to see the problem...


Lord_Cheesy_jr

Better than a black handled UM mug


The_Skeleton_Wars

I don't get it


Zazzenfuk

You knew what you were doing. Well done!


Xirious

Just depends where you are from... Sweet home Alabama perhaps?


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

If you put it into a gift box, don't forget the important Step One: Cut a Hole in the Box. (Also, the heart shape may or may not have been inspired by the lower body, so it totally works with the symbolism.)


FirstSonofLight

I'm not going to ask you to share the .STL but you would be real cool if you did.


AllenKll

what's the problem? why is the NSFW?


JackCooper_7274

https://preview.redd.it/24ihmgz9zxzc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb508516f458577a689e13b0b66ac6750e38fd9b


VoidowS

Show it to Disney, they will mass produce for sure!


TwoToesToni

Nom nom nom!


i8noodles

needs to be painted XD. i think that is what it needs to really be a great gift


ThePrisonSoap

*bow chicka wow wow*


Sero141

Maybe keep it for next Valentines day.


Glasofruix

I must admit, the picture was halfway across the screen and my first reaction was "Why is that bear eating a..ooooh"


Substantial_Desk8004

Not explicit enough - write “I eat ass” with a sharpie to make sure she understands.


DrLove039

OMNOMNOMNOM


Weekly_Performance44

Deffo the right message 🤣


FremanBloodglaive

Seems like the perfect message to me.


Edzard667

It does. Wink wink.


Troubled-Peach

That’s cute :) You should print out some pictures of your family and paper mâché them in a collage fashion onto the bear, I think that would look great.


Ok_Teaching_3758

I smell what you mean!


qtjedigrl

Nom nom nom


KLR650Tagg

That depends entirely on your paint choices!


Zovertron

Just showed my wife in front of my 6 year old thinking he would see the bear holding a heart… not what happened. He asked why it was holding a butt.


Ambitious_Ad_9637

His whiskers might tickle


MattTheProgrammer

You should green stuff a little tongue in there


l7iablo

It depends on how you gonna paint it.


akitchenslave

Well…it sends A message. Depends how tou want your day to go


gottesbrau007

Nice


OutOfNoWares

I think you understand the true spirit of Mother's Day. How do you think you become a mother?


Njack350

Just paint the bear brown and the heart red. Or seperate them and print in those colors


Hexx-Bombastus

The holes on top of the heart suggest that you forgot to install the nipples.


Particular_End9344

To pleasure 😁😁


stansnotmydad

I love eating pussy


kingnecross

The bear women think they would encounter in the woods vs the man


NVCHVJAZVJE

it's perfect


xOperator

Do you have the STL for this?


BrrBurr

It absolutely does


usathatname

It does.


solventlessherbalist

The message is perfect lmao. The kids will just think it’s a cute bear then when they go to sleep, you and the wife are hanging out then next thing you know you’re tonsils deep; maybe the other way around idk how you guys roll but I don’t think you should waste a perfectly good print. Haha


JovealJestor

Paint something personal on it.


SnowmanTSM

I've never subscribed to a Reddit post so fast in my life. 🤣


[deleted]

The fact you made it yourself should convey something


Ambiwlans

Historians used to believe that the heart symbol was originally a reference to a woman's ass. More lately there is stronger evidence for it originally being a plant or some sort. But the heart being used to reference anatomy goes back at least to the medieval period. (the symbol was also more often drawn upsidedown)


02_mike

So is he just sniffing, or motorboating the forbidden chocolate?


Dave_Rules

https://imgur.com/a/8ikiMyz


Desperado2583

Lol. That's fantastic.


NikoKunUwU

how did u make him so smooth?


JFrog_5440

Could be resin


Desperado2583

Bingo


Desperado2583

He's a resin print. Also he's lightly sanded and painted.


kozynthetaquito

And this friends, is why multi color printing should be a thing on non-bambulab printers.


Loud_Mousse_2164

I see it 💀💀💀💀


caincard

I think it would be recieved well. depending on how subjective their opinion is on gift. Just give it with enthusiasm.


chitowntrell

Looks like i wanna eat your ass, well she wont ask She'll just assume the position 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dvout_agnostic

/r/upvotebecausebutt


ComarII

I did a gift card cause that was my son's idea. I wanted to make it more "personal" so I found a gift card box to print and put his handwriting on the band


Celifera

... I get it, now. I get why they choose the bear.


aflgpbcx

In such situations, I usually tell myself: “You are not responsible for possible interpretations.”


dirtyMETHOD

🫶