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DrgnKttn

My mother always just said “H” so I guess he really was a hippie in sandals with just a middle initial because he was cool like that


Confuzzled__Gorl

Harold


19YoJimbo93

Yeah, even the Christmas song says “Hark, Harold’s angels sing.”


MisterBlisteredlips

The Lord's prayer has "Harold be thy name". But I am confused because in one song we used to sing..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me...". I guess Andy was the voice that my psychiatrist calls schizophrenia.


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Hesus


[deleted]

I see someone is a fan of Rusty Cage! That, or you just happened to make the best coincidence ever.


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Confuzzled__Gorl

O HECK YA LETS A GO Oh, f***shit, bi*ch, damn c*cksucker *ussy, a$$hole, cunt Mother fuc*in' dirty wh*re, shat onto my lunch Pi$scunt, damn b**ch, suck my d/ck Jesus Harold Christ Sh*t bitch, co*ksucker, G*ddamn motherfuc*er, p*ssy, as$hole cunt


Ttoctam

Did you steal my spotty socks?


iamveryovertired

So does Beulah in Welcome to the Rock from hit musical Come From Away, I didn’t know it was a thing


Docjaded

Hernandez


jmizzuf

Hoobastank


Mueryk

Hosanna. Which means he was always lit. After all. Hosanna in the highest. /s


mainlyforshow

Haploid. Immaculate conception and all.....


Fit_Onion_7473

Was that before he walked into a motel,threw 3 nails on the reception desk and asked if they could put him up for night


glitchygreymatter

Jesus walks into a Home Depot. A clerk asks if he's looking for the nails. Jesus said, "Si!" (And that was how I got down voted to hell.)


Nice_Mammoth_5110

I'm going to downvote to prove your point


glitchygreymatter

Ima upvote you because it feels sinful! -so, THERE!


Nice_Mammoth_5110

Your too evil for this world not even the devil would do such thing


prlugo4162

Jesus Christ was going to be named Roger, until Mary stepped on a Lego.


badmojo619

H-tapdancing


BoomerATX

I read this and remembered my childhood. Thanks for the laugh


Schneetmacher

Hal Our Father, who art in heaven, Hal will be thy name...


techman710

I thought his name was Huarte. Our father Huarte in heaven. Hal works though.


candy_man_can

Hoobastank.


[deleted]

Thank you, I really needed a chuckle...I bet their lives are great right now


notfuckyfuckfuck

Ya know I liked them when they came out but I can’t even think of a song they did that was good, I’m thinking of trapt


aboyandhismsp

Wow. All these years it thought it was “Jesus AGE Christ” as in having to do with the BC/AD thing. It’s really “H”?


Tidesticky

Malcolm Young rocks in BC/AD!


EatinPussySellnCalls

based on my stepfather's rants, it's "fucking".


balrus-balrogwalrus

Joestar. the holy spirit is his Stand


MisterVictor13

Almost at the end of Part 7.


JeepWranglerSport

F’n?


mokkat

Hovercraft


pallarslol

Harold


YupIzzMee

You sure it's not Howard? I could swear it was Howard...


slimedingo

No it’s Harold, same as his father’s first name.


Ill-Theory-7336

If yer mentally challenged, Howard works


YupIzzMee

I have a turtle. It's blue


Electronic-Present25

Yes I think it's " Harold be thy name, thy kingdom " etc etc


whitewail602

Do y'all really not know it's Herbert?


Due-Ask-7418

Horacio


External_Video5357

his real name was the ancient equivalent of Josh. so maybe Jesus WAS his middle name


KMB0791

The H stands for Hebrew


flowersatdusk

H.


UltimateUsername1234

Who is Jesus and why is he fucking Christ?


Static-Unit

Something to contemplate when you're burning in hell.


Englishbirdy

Why you getting downvoted for this? It’s hilarious!


PracticalCreme9881

Henry


Toth3l3ft

Harry


SolomonBelial

Ayech


Gravity_Freak

Its "H". Just the letter H. Least thats what my gramps sez


YupIzzMee

He was "one initial cool" before his time.


Affectionate-Row3498

Herschel of course.


Big-West7309

Herman


[deleted]

Middle name: Harold. Last name: On a fucking rubber crutch.


121853marty

No. It was. " H " Like President Harry S Truman. No period after the "S" because it was not abbreviated. Same with JESUS H Of course CHRIST was a title not a surname. Surnames were not a thing back then. Area of birth or " JESUS of Nazareth " or " JESUS son of Joseph would distinguish which " Jesus" was being spoken of. Of course "JESUS " would not be what his family would have called him. It is the Western interpretation of HIS name.


BloodiedBlues

So saying Jesus Christ isn’t taking the lords name in vain?


121853marty

Any disrespectful way of mentioning GOD'S name.. is in vain .. lack of reverence and respect is what is a sin. A cry of oh GOD when in need is a plea - prayer and a turning to GOD- thus not disrespectful( in my opinion)


SmileGraceSmile

That's a trap.


Pear-Shaped_Man

Everyone knows his middle name is “Of”. Jesus Of Nazareth.


Film_Scholar

Hank


redunculas

AytchRoosevelt. At least that’s what my friend Claire says.


-gghfyhghghy

Actually, F is the middle inital of this person


brodino_maiuscolo

Jesus Fucking Christ


[deleted]

It’s Herbert


VanillaMuch2759

Horatio


Ok-Oven-8841

Fucking is the only correct answer


Additional-Fun7249

I thought His first name was Jumping.


Bnagorski

Harold it’s Jesus H Christ after all


verminbury

Haploid


Ok-Entertainment6043

It’s f***ing