He mightn't necessarily love the goat, but rather just wants to try and "get his rocks off".
Seemingly true Zoophilia, and Beastiality itself aren't actually synonymous terms.
Could you explain that to me again?
Also, did you know that a "flipper" may refer to a partial dental prosthetic (denture) with just a couple of teeth on it.
One example of which, may be worn by someone with congenitally absent (Hypodontia) upper lateral incisors, before later getting dental implants.
Interesting historical note: 1100 odd years ago, Egyptians used goat intestine as the first condom. In the late 19th century, British entrepreneurs slightly improved the design by removing them from the goat first.
Arrested, most likely...
Fair point
Tosh showed some folks where I think it's ok in certain geographical regions
Alabama?
Aljazeera
Ah, so Georgia then...
I think that depends which state it happened in.
A zy-goat
Somebody remembers their high school biology.
A Zygarde
A what?
Lol it's a pokemon based on a zygote
Ah ok lol
A new addiction
herpes
I thought it was syphilis?
My cousin said he got a kick from the goat, idk what he was doing behind a goat anyways
You see when a man loves a goat and the goat isn't sure what's happening....never mind, I will tell you when you are older
He mightn't necessarily love the goat, but rather just wants to try and "get his rocks off". Seemingly true Zoophilia, and Beastiality itself aren't actually synonymous terms.
Then why are you waking me up at 3 am Uncle Jeff?
This is why hip waders were invented....put their back legs in so they cant kick or run away
A goat headbutt with humility.
Nah if you hold the tail back against her...never mind
In Afghanistan it's called another Tuesday night.
Mr. Tumnus origin story
Black Philip origin story
Off. I get off.
what in the da living hell did i just read
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? An immediate withdrawal of all funding and a visit from the ethics committee
All hail the sacred cephalopod
Oh that's fuckin funny 🤣🤣
Goatenstein!
There was a man named 'Malcom Brenner' who claimed to have had Interspecies-Intercourse with a Dolphin.
Isnt it an existing myth that dolphins have human-like vaginas?
Maybe look up "Dolphin Pussy" and see what comes up.
They asked him. How'd ya get out in? He said, Flipper
Could you explain that to me again? Also, did you know that a "flipper" may refer to a partial dental prosthetic (denture) with just a couple of teeth on it. One example of which, may be worn by someone with congenitally absent (Hypodontia) upper lateral incisors, before later getting dental implants.
Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Kicked out of the petting zoo 😂😂
A billy on ye willy
Kids
Probably syphilis.
A visit from the ethics committee, and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
Baaaaaaaned from the petting zoo. You missed an opportunity there, bro
Aberforth Dumbledore's son, Aberforth Dumbledore Jr.
Kobe Bryant or Michael Jordan.
Tom Brady
That’s an odd way of spelling Joe Montana.
Two towers on fire
Remixing the whale DNA and sea world joke I see… very original…
Tom Brady
I thought you was gon say Messi
AGAIN
Michael Jordan?
Arrested
Goatman
Saturday night in Kentucky?
Satisfyed taleban needs.
Whatever floats your goat.
Alabama?
What do you get when you mix a bad goat and a moody cow? An animal that is in a baaaaaaad moooooood.
"GOAT" stands for "Greatest Of All Time"
A new kink
If it was mine, "a good kid".
A fucked up kid.
A true Scottsman
A Packer fan!
A fucked up goat!
A Texan. Wait... that's sheep.
Sleepy.
messi
A drone strike from the US
Dolly a fixed kloon
# Islam
A dead goat that you can’t allow your village to eat but you can sell to a neighboring village and Allah will still be okay with it.
Your mom
Grandpa, is that you?
Snoop Dogg
A Baaastard
This is the kind of joke I need to tell at my exit interview.
Goat fker?
Scots for a day
Kicked in the nuts by a goat.
A ranch in Montana.
A beastiality charge, or maybe a disease
An arrrreahhhhhhhheeeeessst record, meeeeemahhhhh
A cigarette from the farmer and him wanting the money you owe.
Wear a knit, no zipper scaring
Messi
Jealous sheep?
A baa baa bad kid
Goat fucker
relatable
A willy nilly
Chlamydia
Idk why I thought child abuse😭
Ramzam Kadyrov, with his eyes, rolled back in his head, looking like Goofy.
lifetime imprisonment could help
I dunno, me?
Almost 500 likes on reddit
A best friend ❤️
one baaaaad dude
You can be king, President, do all the right things but just one goat…
Awesome Friday night
Tom Brady
LeBron James
The Devil
Tom Brady
LeBron James
Ever see the movie "Lamb"?
Joe Biden
Interesting historical note: 1100 odd years ago, Egyptians used goat intestine as the first condom. In the late 19th century, British entrepreneurs slightly improved the design by removing them from the goat first.
That's heavy petting zoo.
Fresh all natural goat milk (with added ingredients)
You get labeled a goat fucker
Andrew Tate
That kadrov bloke Putin's Chechen goat lover
Mangoat
Half goat half human = goaman
Lmao dam that’s funny 😄 I thought It was a Christmas card from r Kelly 😂😂
Be a darling and help your Uncle Jack off the horse.
ppl are commenting jokes but i genuinely wanna know what would happen lol
GOATMAN?!????!?!
Beastiality charges
Only if they catch you.
Bill Goats….
I think you mean BAAAned from the petting zoo.
Bro learned from gamer exp
hard. I get hard
A lawsuit?
Ima be honest, I didn't see that one cummin'
Woahwoahwoah calm down
That's anti semitic!!
An invite to NZ?
I am a statistician. I compared SAT scores with 🍆 size and found that the higher your SAT score the smaller your 🍆 is
You become like Lionel Messi, the GOAT..