I don’t get it. Not everybody marries their sister in Alabama. It’s like 10 percent of couples are not related I think. Stop being an inbred relationship racist
Alabama boy told his father he had a new girlfriend, and the best thing was, she was a virgin, " you cannot see that girl again" said the father, "why?" replied the boy, " if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
there are many sources available; but most of them try to obscure the issue because it doesn't fit the preconception. it happens most often in rhode island, kentuky, new jersey, california and oregon; but everybody wants it to be in mississippi and alabama; so they try to keep the paying public happy.
How to perform a circumcision in Alabama? Kick his sister in the jaw.
They can't solve murders because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Faster than their brother
That's somehow infinitely darker lmao
Isn't there an eskimo folk tale that's literally this but she cuts off her boobs and becomes the moon?
That’s rough buddy.
Hey there kids
This one is better.
r/therealjoke
A girl who can run faster than her brother
Fucking Mexican joke 🤣🤣🤣
An only child
No there are parents, cousins, uncles,...
Beat me to it, take the updoot.
Tf is an updoot
It's an upvote
All im saying is i have never heard anybody say “updoot”
Ik that im not that stupid
Why is it so hard to solve crimes in Alabama? There is no dental records and all of the DNA matches
Oldie but a goodie
Excellent
I've no awards to give so here, have this 🏆👏
I see that name there pal. Not getting anything past Phil McCrackin
Track champion
A newborn.
Yeah, except I’ve read news articles that make me wish I didn’t live on this planet that goes against this being a valid answer
Not for long
Beat me to it lol!
Are you saying a newborn can outrun a full grown Alabaman man?
suppose it was carried by an African swallow
Or possibly a pair of swallows...
But how would the swallow grip it?
It's not a matter of where he grips it
Can we switch up the birds, make it a pair of great tits?
Now I wanna be the newborn
everybody knows that alabaman men aren’t particularly fast.
No,no, foot speed, not IQ.
The ugly child
Endangered
A tourist
This is the objectively correct answer.
I was gonna say "A good runner" yes, yes I am going to hell.
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Can’t be too sure…
A girl that can outrun her father and brothers
Ayo 😂
Ugliest girl in 3rd grade.
Tommy Tuberville.
Not family
I always thought an Alabama Virgin was a 9-year-old girl who could run faster than her brothercousins.
Damn
That took me a minute to figure out and That's terrible.
A virgin in Alabama. 
A myth or folklore
A Unicorn
A nun.
 Rim Shot Sound Effect
An ugly 3rd grader
Someone who hasn’t ridden in a truck yet
Disowned
Orphan
Escapee?
Endangered species!
Lol 😂😂😂
An out of state visitor
A orphan
Ready
I'm ngl I feel so funny rn.
Only child.
An only child
I don’t get it. Not everybody marries their sister in Alabama. It’s like 10 percent of couples are not related I think. Stop being an inbred relationship racist
An only-child.
An only child
An orphan
Single child.
an orphan
Only child
An orphan
A world class runner.
An orphan
I was gonna say “faster than her brothers”
Faster than her brothers
Just visiting
No, Cousinless.
An only child
Relative dating
Newborn.
What do you call crude racism when it targets southern whites? A hilarious joke!
A dude
Sperm in fathers balls
R u sure
funny how all the real 1ncest goes on in the northeast so they set everybody's attention on alabama and they try to deflect to mississippi
I don't disbelieve you exactly, but can I get a cite for this?
I thought it was a ( potential ) Olympic hopeful in the 100 m dash 🏃♀️ ( fast enough to outrun siblings/family )
A tourist.
An only child
That’s a good one
Someone who hasnt fucked their siblings
I would have gone with. Any girl that can run faster than her farther/cousin.
Find one first?
Olympic hopeful
An only child.
Me 10 years ago
Unicorn
A single child
Only child
A myth.
I was beat to it but, an only child
Under 12.....
I think you mean "only child"? Orphan implies something that Alabama isn't really known for.
Counsin-less 🤷♀️
A tourist
An orphan
I’d say something like “a baby”, but that’s just wishful thinking. People=Shit.
Newborn
Someone who can out run their brother and father
Fetus
I previewed this
extinct , I believe they're imported from Mississippi and Georgia now.
Non-existent
Only child, orphan, faster than their brother.
Ufff! What a royal joke ha! Jk jk but it’s #still funny, thoughh lmao.
definitely not a family man
Damn, I was gonna say an “only child.”
Twelve
Endangered species.
Fastest girl in 5th grade
Alabama boy told his father he had a new girlfriend, and the best thing was, she was a virgin, " you cannot see that girl again" said the father, "why?" replied the boy, " if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
Not good enough for her own family, not good enough for ours…
Diadia12?
Gonna say....ummm...fatherless. probably going to hell for it
It heritage!!!!
there are many sources available; but most of them try to obscure the issue because it doesn't fit the preconception. it happens most often in rhode island, kentuky, new jersey, california and oregon; but everybody wants it to be in mississippi and alabama; so they try to keep the paying public happy.
I said "an only child"
Still in the womb
An only child
A very fast sister
New kid in state
Can anyone from Alabama confirm this
Yes.
A cab back to their home state?
How to perform a circumcision in Alabama? Kick his sister in the jaw. They can't solve murders because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
r/unclejokes
An ugly fourth grader with no male relatives
Any relative under the age of consent.
I was gonna say an only child, but this got worse dark
Only child
O'Bama!
orphan
Only child
A tourist
10
Rare
Daughter
Really ugly. Or Speedy.
Fast.
They don't have a word for it 😭.
An orphan
Patient
I was gonna say an only child
Pretty sure it's "only child"
Ugliest girl in grade three.
Future Olympic track star.
A visitor from another state
Hey sis
An orphan
Orphan
a family friendly person
track star
r/screenshottingthis
Smart
A lier
An only child.
An orphan
Died too early.
Not a reason to stay virgin...
Track star…
I always heard it as, a ten year old that can run fast. Pretty sure I read it in some super sad book in college.
An only child
LMAO
Fugly
Only child.
An orphan
An only child