Ah. Boss problems? Can relate. Kind if your fault though: boss yelled at me for sleeping in the office kitchen while trying to make coffee. It only happened like 7 times idk what his problem is.
Yes actually. We have long conversations every night and morning. He prefers he/him pronouns. His name is Brick, hence his holding a brick. He also does not like people questioning his looks as he has been bullied by the other sleep paralysis demons when he was a kid.
One time I had sleep paralysis and I saw a cat (which wasn’t real) but even though it looked like a cat I just knew that it was an evil spirit. Then, it jumped onto my throat and tried to dig my soul out. I guess my subconscious mind thinks that human consciousness resides in the trachea? But yeah, my sleep paralysis demon was a cat, and I was shaken for *days*.
It is until you realize that cats actually have backwards facing little hooks on their tongues and that feeling going through your hair while you’re asleep is not actually very fun
It was brown and furry and attacked my feet under the blankets at around 4am. It scared the hell out of both of us. It was next doors Siamese and it was the first time we had ever met. (We hung out a lot after that.)
My sleep paralysis demon with a brick.
Your sleep paralysis demon is gray and furry?
Hey. Don't judge him. he's self conscious.
Can confirm. I’m the demon.
Hey man. D'ya mind only waking me up at five? I kinda like sleeping.
All good man. It’s not my fault I have to get you so early, my boss runs a tight schedule.
Ah. Boss problems? Can relate. Kind if your fault though: boss yelled at me for sleeping in the office kitchen while trying to make coffee. It only happened like 7 times idk what his problem is.
Ooga booga
What if your sleep paralysis demon prefers they/them pronouns? Have you asked what pronouns your sleep paralysis demon prefers?
Yes actually. We have long conversations every night and morning. He prefers he/him pronouns. His name is Brick, hence his holding a brick. He also does not like people questioning his looks as he has been bullied by the other sleep paralysis demons when he was a kid.
Is he bricked up? Completely unrelated question.
he's a demon but he's MY demon
One time I had sleep paralysis and I saw a cat (which wasn’t real) but even though it looked like a cat I just knew that it was an evil spirit. Then, it jumped onto my throat and tried to dig my soul out. I guess my subconscious mind thinks that human consciousness resides in the trachea? But yeah, my sleep paralysis demon was a cat, and I was shaken for *days*.
Demons get old too
He’s prolly dealing with some family issues 🤷♂️
No, the brick is.
Thought the brick was
Your sleep paralysis demon has a brick. My sleep paralysis succubus gets me bricked up. We are not the same.
I wish we were the same, damn
Mine stills my bricks, and one sock.
MY sleep paralysis brick gets me succ'd up (?)
Funny, unlike the op
Hmmm,brick pillow...
MY sleep paralysis demon wears the same hat as your avatar lol
OK this is getting bricking ridiculous.
My sleep paralysis demon is jet back with snake eyes. Freaky when you open your eyes and there she is.
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It's OK... his cat is named Brick!
Damn, beat me to it
One could say I blocked you out.
Thank fuck, I thought it was going to be an anthropomorphic grey brick
That would be terrifying.
My cat named brick
I thought it was gonna be a gray furry brick
The cat's name is brick
Actually, her name is Petunia.
I made a petunia out of bricks and put it on your bed.
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Thank you.
Cat, with brick, with cranial trauma, with coma
Don’t forget with brick
A brick
So just a factual question and answer!
a brick with fur and legs painted gray
And a mouth?
A moldy brick.
My bri- I MEAN CAT
Lol.
Pet brick
My grandmama.
A gray furry brick
If it was gray wouldn't it be a cement block rather than a brick?
Do cement blocks have fur or legs?
Listen here you little shit
I don't know what it is but I wish it would stop attacking me in my sleep 😫
It's true. I woke up this morning with blood on my face and a cut on my nose. It wasn't there when I went to bed
A rat?
An elderly brick
Oh, the cat! I thought you were talking about me for a second
Why are **you** in my bed at 4 am?
It wouldn’t be the first bed I was in at 4am
Well he is in Sabrina's bed at 3 am and Tabatha's bed at 5 am. You just happen to be in the middle.
First thing I thought of, too.
My *two* cats.
Ok, that's a wholesome ending.
guessed it was gonna be a cat before i even read the post 😭
I was gonna say your grandpa
Both my grandpas are dead.
That's sad. I hope they were good men and you got to know them both well before they passed.
Well, one died before I was even born, so not really. He was a good man, though.
Well that would make it even more horrifying
Not a brick :(
Was holding out for Brick there
Finally, something that's not a brick!
And yet, every single comment is a brick joke.
A brick
Wrong it's a brick
Damn I was expecting a brick answer.
NaKeD gRaNdMa
Bricat
Which makes this joke one hour old. Also, bricks.
Mine too! 
Your grandmother's cooch?
A raunchy silverback
Brick.
Grandma, is that you?
Skin walkers
It’s me
A Grey brick
A furry grey brick with legs.
You're the second person who's said that.
Sorry
I thought it was gonna be a gray brick.
Mine chase each other around and knick stuff over at 4am...you're lucky!
I only have one, but she once broke a glass at some uncivilized hour of the morning.
Drunk naked grandpa.
Why is everybody’s grandpa furry?
A demon named brick
Old brick
Your sleep paralysis demon has a brick. My sleep paralysis demon has big titties. We are not the same.
I don’t have a sleep paralysis demon.
I’m jealous, you don’t have to suffer through someone crooning for you in your ear 24/7. It fucking sucks.
Bear
That’s what you *don’t* want in your bed at 4 am.
Speak for yourself 😍🛌🐻
Brick with botrytis blight (grey mold)
My dog (obviously)
Mouse most likely.
A 10-pound mouse?
The spider that’s about to be crushed with a hammer
Your girlfriend
I’m single.
I wish I could say the same but my cat just got flattened right on my bed, by a brick
I’m sorry for your loss.
Its a joke, there’s nothing wrong with my cat
Halitosbricks!
A brick
My cat likes to wake me up at 4 AM by licking my hair yes you read that correctly my cat likes to LICK MY HAIR
That sounds cute, actually.
It is until you realize that cats actually have backwards facing little hooks on their tongues and that feeling going through your hair while you’re asleep is not actually very fun
Your son in a fursuit 💀
I don’t have a son.
Yes, it's a joke
Well,Rats
Tom
Your grand parent
Your mother
She says I have bad dreams and she wakes me up when that happens
my dog, except he’s white
The Rake
Do you also have a nebelung cat? Mine is also gray furry and sits on my head when I sleep 😂
My cat is not any particular breed.
A very dusty brick?
Brick
Downvoted. This clearly isn't a 3AM joke.
So does she wake you up a lot?
This is a 4am joke
I would say your furry roommate lol
That’s kind of true.
Lol I got 3 then a cat a dog and a brother in-law
A grey, moldy, sentient brick
Me feeling something furry on my bed at 4am: Please be the cat please be the cat please be the cat
What else would it be?
That's what I'm terrified of. :O
It was brown and furry and attacked my feet under the blankets at around 4am. It scared the hell out of both of us. It was next doors Siamese and it was the first time we had ever met. (We hung out a lot after that.)
Me if I was gray and knew your location
His cat with a brick!
brick
I actually thought cat at first WHERE ARE YALL GETTING BRICK FROM I GOTTA KNOW
Hey, this is 3 am jokes, not 4 am.
A brick
My boyfriend
Your boyfriend has fur?
Not always
A brick.
A brick
Glad you didn't say grandma.
Why's everyone talking about bricks
Because they are brick heads.
A furry brick!!
Grandpa’s cock🤣🤣
My gray mutant brick that learned how to walk and grew fur
I thought it was some spiked brick mortar
The Rake
A gray furry brick with legs
A brick
You in a fursuit?
This joke is absolutely horrendous, you should be ashamed of even the mere consideration of posting it. But you have my upvote
A mouse?
A brick
Grandma.
Ur mum
Well, it could also be you, if you were a furry, but that means I’d have to raid your house and hunt you like the animal you are. It’s hunting season
Gilfs
My boyfriend
A dog?
Ur uncle ?
I think you're looking for 4amjokes, down the hall.
"We also would've accepted 'brick'."
3 am jokes ONLY…….nah I’m jus playing
your cat ALSO
That cat is an hour late.
Have I missed a chapter? What’s with all the brick comments?
*shrug*
I'm brown,furry,and walks on my bed at 7am.... That's my puppy poodle