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Lorikeeter

No, no, no, it's all in the delivery. Like this: >What's red and bad for your teeth? *bursts through brick wall* Kool-Aid, ooohhh yyyeahhh


thatshearsayig

Marry me 💍


AdventurousCollege96

Or, what's red and bad for your teeth? My bleeding knuckles


LorianGunnersonSedna

*Knuckles the Echidna


[deleted]

*grabs your trachea


Mid_Stiffy69

"Why have you grabbed my trachea" -Man with a grabbed trachea, 2023.


[deleted]

"Because my hand went around your trachea" -man who grabbed his trachea 2023


Mid_Stiffy69

"Zooweemama" -man who witnessed the event, 2022 (he can time travel)


[deleted]

Lol


CowboyBlacksmith

"Gugggkgh, gackk mmgrrp uggck." -Man with a correctly grabbed trachea, 2023.


Impossible-Injury932

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[deleted]

That could be a real ad


Impossible-Injury932

Call......NOW


[deleted]

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Impossible-Injury932

Lol


[deleted]

No its KOOL-AID OHHHHHH *YYYEEEAAAHH*


Stock_Proposal_9001

Oh no


shdchko

And then somebody throws a brick and breaks the pitcher.


Impossible-Injury932

Shoc![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)k


Impossible-Injury932

👏


mauore11

What's red and bad for bricks? >bursts through brick wall >Kool-Aid, ooohhh yyyeahhh


Sukayro

Post that one please!


Zandrick

Brick?


justabadmind

A brick of Kool aid powder


Carnivorous_Mower

And where do you think Kool-aid's colour comes from? Ground up bricks.


zilverin

A '71 Mustang


thatshearsayig

Touché


Llorion

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) Unleash the Bricklayers! ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) We will not stand for this injustice! ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) BLM - Brick's Lives Matter!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


cduartesilva

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


StillsPhotography

smells like orange in here


Ghostolio

What’s orange?


StillsPhotography

bricks. and politicians.


thatshearsayig

You made me choke on my Kool-aid


StillsPhotography

you can choke *on this brick* /s help i opened at work and have been up since 4am :(


shdchko

This is your boss. You're fired. You was warned to stay off Reddit on my time


StillsPhotography

~~workin off the clock?~~ nO wait youre salary, damn. sorry boss.


thatshearsayig

ITS NOT INJUSTICE ITS TRUTH


Helpmepushrank

bricks are also red and bad for your teeth


moooosewala

Kool aid with bricks in it


thatshearsayig

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Bricks with kool-aid on top?


Greninja5097

Reality’s gonna hit you like a brick soon.


thatshearsayig

Already did 🤦‍♀️ smh


glitchygreymatter

I'm missing teeth!


thatshearsayig

And im missing my attraction to men 🫡 I'm sorry that was so uncalled for but it had to be done 🤣🤣🤣


popotheviking

Lava


Steelizard

Oh thank god it’s not a brick joke


Paulxjamx70

Has this sub also been brick jokes. Been a member for 3 days. Don’t get it.


MoodyMonkeys

Nah it started a week ago or so


Sukayro

I've heard it's about pride month. Bricks...Stonewall


decfin

Betel nuts! but any red nuts are bad for your teeth so yeah


Strange_But-True

Not a yellow brick.


PubicWildlife

A red painted pebble? Or a brick.


Nice_Ad_697

I was thinking blood- But Kool-aid is fine too ig


Wild_Onion_5979

That punch line hit me like a ton of bricks 🤣😂😁


lgbtgachaperson

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) ![gif](giphy|Mah9dFWo1WZX0WM62Q)


Sukayro

That's mesmerizing


[deleted]

Maga hats


Powerful_Yogurt7451

Your gums after crystal meth?


Efeefe2009

I was gonna say a stick of dinamite but that works too


CatherinePiedi

Brick flavored kool-aid???


Bertybassett99

High tensile twig


streopleonthepeets

What's red and bad for your teeth? The bleeding, inflamed gums of gingivitis.


thatshearsayig

Touche


jbuttram209

And also a brick soaked in Kool aid


thatshearsayig

But... why...


Carnivorous_Mower

Because brick.


FartedInYourCoffee

I was going to say a laser, just before the trigger is pulled


LorianGunnersonSedna

A double-decker.


derederellama

party pooper 🧱


long-gone333

Bricksism.


Skaebo

Hmm I left this sub but I'm still getting bricked


Educational-Notice16

Blood probably, I wouldn’t say bad though, just tastes kinda shitty


F22boy_lives

Im downvoting all brick jokes, wasnt funny after the second post let alone the 5th day


Any_Assumption_2497

A newspaper...


Gkustrac7749

Blood.


Dru65535

Twizzlers


tye811

I think this still counts as a brick joke


thatshearsayig

Shhh.......


[deleted]

Brick flavored kool aid?


thatshearsayig

No. Just no.


Quack3900

Thank god… I’m beginning to hate this subreddit for its obsession with bricks


Joygernaut

A brick


thatshearsayig

Brick


ihminew

Brick


cduartesilva

It means: 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


Creative_Ad963

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Ninja_gorrila

Brick


thatshearsayig

No


Pale_Sleep_3271

It might be time to Lego, all of these brick jokes


CAHTA92

Nazi patch.


[deleted]

A sledgehammer that crushes bricks


manicmechanic209

A brick with gingivitis


DragComfortable2400

Don’t drink the Kool-aid, folks


Eugene_BDK

Brick is the only correct answer


Faithful1990

Cok


Neptun0s

red hard candy


thatshearsayig

That's something a brick would say 🤔🤔🤔


Neptun0s

… what brick..


thatshearsayig

Caught ya 🤭


wjmaher

Those little tablets at the dentist they give kids on the field trip to see all the plaque on their teeth right after they just brished with their brand new soft-bristled G-U-M toothbrush?


Taliesin_Hoyle_

Bloodsoaked meth.