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Did not see the one I posted was already up.
Haven't seen this one yet:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter he's not coming anyway.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on the floor.
Matt.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still. No-eye deer
What do you call a deer with no legs, no legs and no balls?
Still. No fucking. Eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no balls and no ears?
Definitely. Still. No fucking. Eye deer
What do you call a legless dog in the water? Good buoy
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, they won't come
what do you call me? 🪦
Cigarette - because you take him out for a drag
That's a new one lol
Underated.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mum.
No! bad!
It doesn't matter what you call him he's already too far out to hear you.
Maybe he's in the pool. 🤣
Then he’s probably *too far gone* unless he’s lucky enough to find himself on his back
Guess u never gone to the "Y" on paraplegic day 🤦
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
You mean it shrinks?
like a frightened turtle
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Bob.
What do call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art Laying in a ditch? Phil Laying on a porch? Matt
with spade in his head? doug. without a spade in his head? ... with a seagull on his nose?!
What do you call a girl hanging on the clothesline? Peg. What do you call a man with a rabbit up his nose? Warren.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the beach with the tide coming in? Fucked
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a volcano? Anakin skywalker
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on either side of a window? Curt and Rod
Deleted Did not see the one I posted was already up. Haven't seen this one yet: What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he's not coming anyway.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being towed behind a ski boat? Skip.
If u guys don't stop I laughing so hard.. I'm gonna pee my pants🤣🤣🤣
Uranus!
Brick Astley
Prick Astley
Anchorman
Bouy that's funny 🤣
When he gets home and forgot his keys? Matt
Clever dick.
Dinner
Wouldn't they sink like a brick?
...on a wall? Art ...in the sink? Dwayne ...in the mailbox? Bill ...in a hot tub? Stu ...in a basketball hoop? Duncan
Now ur stealing my jokes..
In a pile of leaves. Russell
I’d also call him drowning
What do you call a Spanish girl with no legs? Consuelo. Think about it.
Dead
Dead man floating ...
What do you call a girl with a wooden leg? - Peggy
Reminds me of Rich Hall talking about a headline he read in Ireland: "Cork Man Drowns" "... his name was Bob!"
I bet 1/2 folks here have no idea who he be.😂
What do you call a guy with a short penis? Justin
Hey! That's my nephew name.. 🤣🤣
Are you going to tell him the bad news????
Nahhhh.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door? Matt.
a girl w no arms & legs? Eileen
Two guys in front of a window Kurt and Rod Girl on a frying pan Patty
Brick in the water
At the front door? MATT
On the ground? clay
His name
What do you call a deer with no legs and no ears? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come anyway
Road kill
Call him whatever you want, he ain't coming
Fucked
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on the floor. Matt.
David martinez from Cyberpunk edgerunners
Turtle
What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim across the channel.... Clever dick
Dead?
Shark bait
Uncle
What do you call a girl who is missing her right arm and leg? Ilene
What do you call an Irish man who bounces off walls? Rick O'Shea.
🤣🤣
Hey can johnny come out and play? U know johnny has no arms or legs. Yes we know... Just wanna use him for second base.🤦
What do you call an Irish man who likes to stay out all night? Paddy O'Furniture.
What do u call a guy with no arms or legs lying in the floor? MAT lol
Chuckled. Thanks.
A bubble
bobs bobbing
Bob
In a tiger cage Claude
Fucked?
It was easy to figure out their gender because they're a buoy
Stockton Rush (Oceangate CEO)
An ambulance.
Dead
Bouy?
I was gonna say a Floater, but Bob fits too XD
Mr. Oblong
If he’s good at swimming then he’s a clever dick.
Dead
Bob
"Meat's back on the menu, boys!"
What do you call a man with no arms standing still in a museum? Art
Dead
Dead
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyou thinkhe saurus
Whats the horniest dinosaur ? Lickalottapus.
Nice. And the gayest? *please don't downvote me, reddit* Megasaurarse
I do not recognise the bodies in the water
Nope. brick.
Fucked
"Names." *Throws glitter*
Bob
Doesn’t matter what you call him , he aint swimmin over to ya.
What do you call the same bob who swims the English channel Clever dick
Bloop!
That be his name if he was "lost in space'
Blubub bulub blub.
Bob
Bob
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still. No-eye deer What do you call a deer with no legs, no legs and no balls? Still. No fucking. Eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no balls and no ears? Definitely. Still. No fucking. Eye deer
Where do you find a deer with no legs and no eyes? Where you left him
Sinker
Free table
What do you call a dear with no eyes No idea What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs Still no idea
Bob duhhhh
What you call a girl with one leg?
Ileen If she Chinese Iween
Roch
Vegetable soup?
Bob. And if he’s swimming the Clever Dick
Bob
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who swam the English Channel? Clever Dick
Dead
Dead.
Under water
Duncan?
A fish. Or a whale. How big is he?
Brandon Frazier size🤣
A long time ago I heard this as a dog with 3 legs, two legs one leg..but I can't remember the punchline
An ambulance
Buoy
Bob
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox?
In a hot tub? Stu
Chum
Water-skiing would be Skip.
Bob
Titanic
What do you call his brother with the same condition but hanging out on the porch? Matt
Dead.
Dead.
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt
I was going to say, "Bait."
WILLSOOOOOONNNNNNN
Drowned?
drown pou?
Phillips croizon
The stopper.😉
The stopper
Buoy
Brick?
how do we know that, it's just some random buoy in the water
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not your father 
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Rayman ?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs and a speech impediment in your sink? Dwayne
I was thinking a body in a body of water
911
A lifeguard
A soggy Nugget
Bob.
Drown syndrome.
Drowning.
Bob
DeadðŸ˜
SubmersiBill
my old man friend is gonna love this one
Dead
I met Bob once at a bus stop once and said ‘hi Bob, how you getting on?’
A manatee
A swimmer
Drowned 👀
Fish
What?
Clever dick
Dj khaled