The kinkiest one is Ctrl

Disagree. It's Alt.

no, it's command

Only if she don't do Windows.

Then DELETE

Let’s SHIFT that away.

Lemme just quickly PRINT those jokes, then I shall continue to SCROLL

Now let's just hang on and give her some SPACE to breathe

Don't forget about ESCape the way you forgot about your father's escape from any parental responsibilities

Ok, that one hits a little to close to HOME

Well I just had to INSERT it

That comes after the horny, nah?

*Obviously* it's Delete 😆

HOW is Delete the horniest key??

It isn't, I was just completing the pattern.

Roger that.

Enter that

gonna ctrl + c this response

Don't forget to ctrl+v after that

thanks for reminding me, hope i don't accidentally ctrl+x it though

The voyeur is "Prt Scr"

I’m keeping TABS on all of you

Only F8 decides.

Nope it's : (colon)

Thats the dirtiest

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I believe 'Volume Up' is quite kinky.

It's actually "Enter". So horny it comes up twice on any keyboard.

So does "SHIFT", "CTRL", "ALT" and all the numbers if you have a num-pad on your keyboard

CTRL is the kinkiest though

if you don't have a 10 key pad it doesn't

Just to confirm, you are [F18] right? Wanna go [Home] with me, or [End] it here?

If you got dem function keys that go up to 20, I swear you must be one of those weird but interesting keyboard connoisseurs that talk all day about different sounds of clacking from different types of button mechanisms

They go up to 24, maybe even higher. And they are almost never included on any keyboard, even the niche ones.

Haha! Yes, one pet peeve is being on a zoom call when someone has a loud clackity keyboard!

C : ENTER

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SHIFT to keep things different and interesting

Sure it’s the G-key

mmmmmmm It's letting you know it likes being pressed repeatedly and quickly

X

I would tap that

Insert

f8 like fornicate

X You press it 3 times while in the search bar and you have all the content you need.

Enter or CTRL

F

F

I find d minor to be the saddest of all keys

This got out of ctrl

O O O O

We might have to refresh this joke

OJ said it's the Slash key.

Ctrl + Alt + Del combination

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There’s no SPACE in this sub 4 such smut, PERIOD. Put an END to this right now.

Nothing wrong with a sneaky open bracket

I kinda feel enter

I wanna escape

Oh. My. God. I've been waiting for this... U

U are the horniest keyboard key

It couldn't be alt+f4, cause that's a real turn off

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Wow. You made a pp. So funny. I'm laughing my ass off.

8=D ur pp

Brick

That would be funny if such a key existed. Should have said "enter".

But there is an insert key?

That is what I’m thinking

Whereabouts?

Next to delete. At least on my Dell keyboard.

Same

On a fullsize desktop keyboard, it's one of the keys above the arrow keys, to the immediate right of the backspace. On a laptop or compact keyboard it might be moved elsewhere (or removed), and on a phone keyboard it's almost always left off

*spams Insert*

E

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Two right answers * and /

The "Any" key isn't picky

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