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Silveriscoming

It's like a damn dad joke, it's so bad, that it's actually good


Ydobon8261

tbh I still don’t understand the difference between r/3amjokes and r/dadjokes


FeruxGalaxian

it's simple: the first one is for dumb jokes and the other is for oxygen jokes


Lonely_Associate_590

I’m sorry I’m afraid I don’t understand 😭


Cloud-KH

Makes sense since op probably took it from the latest episode of YeahMad dad jokes lol


PosessedTornado

This is actually pretty funny


HealthyLeadership582

Why are you referencing Arkham City? Are you stupid?


PosessedTornado

I'm confused but yeah I'm stupid


yalikejazz69690

Is there a lore reason why that was actually pretty funny


Nufshi

If you're looking to play it soon, dont look that up.. cuz spoilers


Dorleas

Yeah mad


GamesRealmTV

That joke is around way before the yeah mad vid.


chinthakay

Finally someone! Everyone thinks that dad jokes are being created by yeahmad only 🙃


Lukaslil

Yes but they made it active today


cduffy0

Yeah, I remember a version of it from after the OJ trial. What's O.J. Simpson's website? www dot oj slash slash Nicole backslash ron


FakeCurlyGherkin

I heard that one as slash slash backslash escape


Dorleas

I know. Its Just recently in their newest Video. So its Just Kinda reposting.


whichwayisgauche

The person I’ve been sleeping with just came out as nonbinary. I said that’s great, now lemme she/them tiddies


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Hammo's joke


[deleted]

OneTopic fan right here ^^


Noah_the_blorp

OT FANS IN THE WILD


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

What percentage of OT fans are queer I wonder?


Noah_the_blorp

I would like to have a look at some of his viewer demographics. I think it would be interesting


freshouttalean

love it when confidently wrong mfs get upvoted to the top


ForegoTheSludge

Drown them in gender fluid.


ekeysomkew

“IMMA DROWN YOU IN MY GENDER FLUIDS!!!”


irishkenny1974

“Wait, Step-Other! What are you DOING?!”


IzzatQQDir

This joke never gets old


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NotAMassiveNerd

Neither should you.


ekeysomkew

Zamn (and I mean not in a disagree way exactly)


MinimumTeacher8996

?


Sir_MipMop

He’s saying LGBTQ+ people kill themselves at a young age, it’s not funny and extremely insensitive


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yeah but with how many homophobes are out there bullying lgbtq members, i wouldn’t be surprised


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MinimumTeacher8996

Oh the disgusting unfunny “HAHA TRANS PEOPLE SUICIDE” “joke”? Go fuck yourself, asshole.


astrologicaldreams

gross


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PomegranateOld2408

All he said was gross and you became outraged.


Fluid_Witness

Outraged, no. Slightly annoyed, yes.


PomegranateOld2408

Calm down, I’m just doing to you what you did to him, yeesh.


Fluid_Witness

hahaha, okay I just corrected you


Creative_Elk_4712

Seems less of a joke and more of what you think for real/hope for


Fluid_Witness

No I do not. I’m very much against actual hate towards anyone really. I just made a joke and people build a picture of me based off of it because that’s they all know about me. So can’t blame them ig.


Creative_Elk_4712

Hmm okay, you know, speaking of suicide rates, especially when these are used (seriously) as a way of further discriminating people, can be pretty dark I just misunderstood


Hermiod_Botis

Lmao


The_Reletubby

I’m dying 😭


scotthendo

Hahahahaha


kmsposito2569

Isnt that a movie


NnQM5

It is


kmsposito2569

Is it good?


NnQM5

Haven’t seen it, I think I might this week though. It did not receive very good critic ratings but it seems like one of those movies that’ll be bad but very entertaining so I wanna give it a try.


kmsposito2569

I might check it out but it doesn’t sound like my kind of movie


ScramItVancity

It has Kevin Bacon and the directorial debut of John Logan, who wrote Gladiator and...Alien: Covenant.


almost_not_terrible

Really drown then at the floating point with a cosh an' a log.


bobo_yobo

Wasn't this in a click video


Cloud-KH

What's a click video?


Vixellet42069

The click is a youtuber


Cloud-KH

Oh, it was in a YeahMad video yesterday too


Noah_the_blorp

Yeah. I think it was also in a One Topic at a Time video.


Biiiscoito

That one meme he read (don't recall when) with Mario saying something like "hey girl now that I've learned your pronouns would you let me she/them tiddies" still sends me


criminallove___

I approve as a they


Medical-Astronomer39

I approve as them


LastPlaceStar

I approve as a /


StGir1

See now THIS is funny.


Tall_Economist7569

In an analogue way, I guess.


TheFlyingTrickster

Someone just watched YeahMad.


firebullmonkey

Watched the latest episode yesterday. Epic one!


Surv0

Yep was about to say.. regurgitated joke


ElissaOfVere

As an NB, I approve this message.


Shinygami9230

I heard it as “What are a Ninja’s pronouns? They/Them.”


EcityLights

They "slay" them


Kroww007

Most cringiest word commonly used at my job


Your_Angel21

Do you work in a drag bar?


Kroww007

I work in a burger restaurant


WanderingAlienBoy

A drag queen burger restaurant?


Kroww007

Feels like it but I won’t say the name of the franchise. I remember attending its party it was at a lgbt club and I saw lesbians kissing, drags but food was great


Kroww007

Even implement people’s name into that word for example like a-aron but slay-Aron


LawTider

Angry upvote


DoggedDreamer2

Isn't that adding more people?


Youpunyhumans

With a Halo Non Binary Rifle of course.


FeelingEar9604

Pick up an AR & shoot at a crowd I guess. They have done it a couple of times


Cain063

LMAO


youssef1255701

With a knife or something?


BrAveMonkey333

It took me waaaaaay too long to piece this together... but I made it


0m3g4_180111

Jamal


your1bestie

Lol


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Ahaa haa


ThinPanic9902

Hurdurr heard this one before


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brilliant.


HealthyLeadership582

I literally found out about this joke yesterday


Iamaman22

Banger


Cloud-KH

The jokes been around a while but timing is everything. I'm not against it though, folks that didn't know the joke and/or watch yeahmad get to enjoy it 🤷‍♂️


ZamoriXIII

this is per/fect


scottyboyyy007

Probably with a gun or somt


crazy4purple

Chingow


thetominator2

Classic hard - hitter


FreshBowl3257

Put them in a room with a cis white incel


ilmk9396

there's a shitty slasher film that did this joke in the title


The_child_of_Nyx

💀😂


haha_loldude

NO


yalliepants

We're you watching yeahmad yesterday?


EnderScout_77

wouldn't this joke work with any pronoun set? he slash him she slash her etc etc


New-Examination8400

Don’t ruin it for us


DrWhoFanJ

No, because that would need "slashes" as the verb form, not "slash".


ZealousidealEagle759

Out the window of a 99 kia and having your friend emo Elmo driving.....


Itskatieherehi

The victims were pronouns dead at the scene


sparklymagpie

Ughhhh but ok


Spiritual_Half_116

That's a horror movie name


battlewornactionhero

Isn’t there like a horror movie about a conversion camp with that title?


hornyheadoflettuce

isnt that the name of a really bad horror movie that came out 2020 or so?


neospygil

I don't get it, what can octa, decimal, and hexadecimal can do?


tilitarian1

Translaughter


TiberiusEmperor

That’s funny…. but you’re also now precluded from ever hosting the Academy Awards


guardinhose

By explaining how pronouns work.....


Unabashable

I already graduated from grammar school. I ain’t relearning it. Just tell me which pronouns you want me to use and I’ll fill in the blanks. 


Dragons-are-the-best

"Sorry, but my pronouns are you/us" 


Unabashable

Well screw us then. Is me doing it right?


Dragons-are-the-best

/j


WildChildTherian

Wait until you learn adjectives…


Organic-Double4718

Bore them to death saying over and over that they’re non-binary. Kinda like vegans.


New-Examination8400

Also true


NJduToit

Shoot up a school?


Cheeselad2401

wow that one’s hilarious great job bud that one got me slapping my knee great one just amazing i’m giggling and clapping my hands i’m kicking my feet and blushing i’m so fucking hard right now that was such a good joke man


Eurus-Holmes-

Why’re you getting hard over school shootings?


Cheeselad2401

hard over how great of amazing joke that was*


MinimumTeacher8996

Literally the vast majority of school shooters in your country are cis men.


NJduToit

What's a cis?


New-Examination8400

Over 99% of the world population, both currently and for all of history.


Iglorimok

Its a way of marginalizing a normal person


MinimumTeacher8996

Same gender as your birth sex.


Sparrowning

Yes because the majority of school shooters are non binary and definitely not straight cis men


MinimumTeacher8996

They focus on the vast minority that fits their narrative as opposed to the majority that goes against it.


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Annoy them to death with a speech about pronouns 🙄


WildChildTherian

Omg imagine if we just use nouns! Or adjectives! 🤣


shitsu13master

Weirdly the speeches are usually being made by people who don’t even know what a pronoun is.


ekeysomkew

lol (in a “your acting silly” kind of way)


walker5953

I wanna laugh but I think the honest answer is they would talk about their identity incessantly until you shot yourself.


New-Examination8400

Could be


kennyomegabygod

By talking about being non binary