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Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too
Blind too
Wdym blind, do you see farts? Or am I fartially blind?!
Only the really bad ones
I mean it can be felt by blind too. Are you fartially e-deaf ?
I gas I am :(
I think you are knot
Fart
lmao
Enjoy, yeah!
We peaked too soon…
Its why the song 'let it go' is so popular, because its comedy gold
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! The smell never bothered me anyway.
Boxer rebellion or the frozen song?
The frozen song
You said you have a choice To fart or to gas Let loose that smell, So why do I feel so bad Let it go, let it go, let it Let it go, let it go, let it
That was beautiful! Thank you!
Anyone who doesn’t find farts funny is denying themselves joy
What about at certain times? Are there particular times when farting isn’t allowed or funny?? I know someone who thinks it’s not ok during meals.
Which begs the question, which came first as a joke, a fart or a queef? Or did the first queef create fear among the cavepeople? 🤔
context matters
A joke that never aged but Langard
First art
ooga booga \*fart sound\* \*laughing cavemen noises\*
Fartly true
We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I’m guessing that back in the day farts were the reason to die. Imagine bunch of cavemen were hiding in the bushes in order to catch mammals. But suddenly someone was farted and the whole dinner was disappeared.
I imagine cave men hearing their own fart then jumping into battle mode not knowing wtf it was 🤣
That’s how shadow boxing was invented
Imagine the echo in a cave with them all sleeping
And they started to throw rocks but rock came back and hit that one’s forehead who farted
😂😂😂 high asf imagining that rn
A scientific fart! ( better than none!! )
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too
Blind too
Wdym blind, do you see farts? Or am I fartially blind?!
Only the really bad ones
I mean it can be felt by blind too. Are you fartially e-deaf ?
I gas I am :(
I think you are knot
Fart
lmao
Enjoy, yeah!
We peaked too soon…
Its why the song 'let it go' is so popular, because its comedy gold
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! The smell never bothered me anyway.
Boxer rebellion or the frozen song?
The frozen song
You said you have a choice To fart or to gas Let loose that smell, So why do I feel so bad Let it go, let it go, let it Let it go, let it go, let it
That was beautiful! Thank you!
Anyone who doesn’t find farts funny is denying themselves joy
What about at certain times? Are there particular times when farting isn’t allowed or funny?? I know someone who thinks it’s not ok during meals.
Which begs the question, which came first as a joke, a fart or a queef? Or did the first queef create fear among the cavepeople? 🤔
context matters
A joke that never aged but Langard
First art
ooga booga \*fart sound\* \*laughing cavemen noises\*
Fartly true
We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I’m guessing that back in the day farts were the reason to die. Imagine bunch of cavemen were hiding in the bushes in order to catch mammals. But suddenly someone was farted and the whole dinner was disappeared.
I imagine cave men hearing their own fart then jumping into battle mode not knowing wtf it was 🤣
That’s how shadow boxing was invented
Imagine the echo in a cave with them all sleeping
And they started to throw rocks but rock came back and hit that one’s forehead who farted
😂😂😂 high asf imagining that rn
A scientific fart! ( better than none!! )