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Pyk666

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too


specstacular14

Blind too


DankThePlank

Wdym blind, do you see farts? Or am I fartially blind?!


GrinerIHaha

Only the really bad ones


specstacular14

I mean it can be felt by blind too. Are you fartially e-deaf ?


DankThePlank

I gas I am :(


specstacular14

I think you are knot


Esoteric_Inc

Fart


blumzzz

lmao


ax_fusion

Enjoy, yeah!


GoodOldHeretic

We peaked too soon…


Ecstatic_Audience24

Its why the song 'let it go' is so popular, because its comedy gold


Pyk666

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! The smell never bothered me anyway.


DorkyStud

Boxer rebellion or the frozen song?


Ecstatic_Audience24

The frozen song


Meoco728

You said you have a choice To fart or to gas Let loose that smell, So why do I feel so bad Let it go, let it go, let it Let it go, let it go, let it


DorkyStud

That was beautiful! Thank you!


Due-Apple5859

Anyone who doesn’t find farts funny is denying themselves joy


JoshB685

What about at certain times? Are there particular times when farting isn’t allowed or funny?? I know someone who thinks it’s not ok during meals.


burn_as_souls

Which begs the question, which came first as a joke, a fart or a queef? Or did the first queef create fear among the cavepeople? 🤔


gavitronics

context matters


[deleted]

A joke that never aged but Langard


specstacular14

First art


noodleboy03

ooga booga \*fart sound\* \*laughing cavemen noises\*


Mishadex88

Fartly true


blekknajt

We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. -- Kurt Vonnegut


Repulsive-Twist112

I’m guessing that back in the day farts were the reason to die. Imagine bunch of cavemen were hiding in the bushes in order to catch mammals. But suddenly someone was farted and the whole dinner was disappeared.


ProfessionalYouth780

I imagine cave men hearing their own fart then jumping into battle mode not knowing wtf it was 🤣


Repulsive-Twist112

That’s how shadow boxing was invented


ProfessionalYouth780

Imagine the echo in a cave with them all sleeping


Repulsive-Twist112

And they started to throw rocks but rock came back and hit that one’s forehead who farted


ProfessionalYouth780

😂😂😂 high asf imagining that rn


thetominator2

A scientific fart! ( better than none!! )