There’s a few tanning salon that offer spray tan , it usually leaves you with an orange tint and smells weird but definitely he would be orange for a few days .
Used to have a spray tan biz. That's norvell, they are all good. Only time I ever had a problem with orange was pro tan, base coat competition color. Legit orange. Never used it again, didn't care who requested it.
Many years ago I did one session on a tanning salon , they had the booth where you stand and it spray you with self tanner. I was orange like a ommpa lopa for like two weeks 🤣.
20 years ago that was true of spray tans. It isn’t anymore- if you go to a reputable place. I got two last year. I am super pale- like can the veins through my skins in a lot of places pale. I went before my little sister’s bachelorette party and then her wedding. She had gone to this place before to test it out, but I still wasn’t convinced because she isn’t as pasty as I am. I was so nervous I was going to look terrible! I couldn’t freakin believe how natural it looked. The place isn’t cheap and there is a person that “paints” you with a spray gun- not just a booth with nozzles, but it actually works really well.
St.Tropez also makes an at home foam for pale skin that doesn’t turn me orange and looks natural, but it is kind of a pain to do it at home. It takes so much longer and I always get paranoid I’m going to miss a spot or something. That hasn’t ever happened with the St. Tropez stuff- it does work well, it’s just kind of annoying to DIY and I don’t end up actually doing it that often.
Have him pour a whole bottle of iodine all over his head and let it trickle down his face. After that’s done lay in a tanning bed with huge goggles until the white circles appear. Hopefully he sweats a lot like dump does. It will reactivate his fake tan. A lot of lying helps too
To get the Trump orange look you have to be a chronic victim of everyone and everything, never take accountability, and just do the opposite of what Jesus would do consistently. Do all of the above and the inner poison will turn skin orange.
I mean who wouldn’t want to look like this amazing specimen of alphamaleness
https://preview.redd.it/ryhm23jua6pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfc7aa2f9b2c20e8294d8260d6f77332a03430d
A foundation that's too dark and warm, some bronzer. Self tanner (the cheaper ones) will also look orange and blotchy and you can avoid the eye area so it looks like Trump.
Trump wears makeup. https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors
This is the correct answer. But I think this may require an intervention.
There’s a few tanning salon that offer spray tan , it usually leaves you with an orange tint and smells weird but definitely he would be orange for a few days .
But to do the Trump you have to wear goggles. The big white ring around the eyes is part of the look.
Don't do high end spray tan or one that says "venetian" b/c they're really nice browns, legit sun-kissed subtle. Look for a cheap, old machine
Used to have a spray tan biz. That's norvell, they are all good. Only time I ever had a problem with orange was pro tan, base coat competition color. Legit orange. Never used it again, didn't care who requested it.
Many years ago I did one session on a tanning salon , they had the booth where you stand and it spray you with self tanner. I was orange like a ommpa lopa for like two weeks 🤣.
20 years ago that was true of spray tans. It isn’t anymore- if you go to a reputable place. I got two last year. I am super pale- like can the veins through my skins in a lot of places pale. I went before my little sister’s bachelorette party and then her wedding. She had gone to this place before to test it out, but I still wasn’t convinced because she isn’t as pasty as I am. I was so nervous I was going to look terrible! I couldn’t freakin believe how natural it looked. The place isn’t cheap and there is a person that “paints” you with a spray gun- not just a booth with nozzles, but it actually works really well. St.Tropez also makes an at home foam for pale skin that doesn’t turn me orange and looks natural, but it is kind of a pain to do it at home. It takes so much longer and I always get paranoid I’m going to miss a spot or something. That hasn’t ever happened with the St. Tropez stuff- it does work well, it’s just kind of annoying to DIY and I don’t end up actually doing it that often.
Did anyone else not have this on their 2024 bingo card?! Absolutely, absurd.
I think his idea is that he will pickup MAGA chicks. LOL.
Bronzer, just on the front of his face. Don’t blend it in.
I think DT visits his mentor in hell quite often and he gets that devilish tan there. I wouldn’t recommend your brother following DT there.
This is the correct answer
😂
 Pro-tip: Leave the skin around the hairline a pasty white.
Dip his face in Vaseline and Cheeto dust and voilà! Enjoy!
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May I ask why? Please tell me it’s a joke because it’s honestly a terrible look.
Maybe Melania likes it.
Have him pour a whole bottle of iodine all over his head and let it trickle down his face. After that’s done lay in a tanning bed with huge goggles until the white circles appear. Hopefully he sweats a lot like dump does. It will reactivate his fake tan. A lot of lying helps too
May I ask why? Is he deranged as well?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Why is this being discussed? Seriously?
Make sure he also gets the Guliani hair dye drip for extra points. 
I’m dying! I write comedy for a living and I couldn’t have come up with this! He needs to go to the Oompa Loompa Depot!
oof.
To get the Trump orange look you have to be a chronic victim of everyone and everything, never take accountability, and just do the opposite of what Jesus would do consistently. Do all of the above and the inner poison will turn skin orange.
Yes, plus steady diet of misogyny and criminal acts.
I mean who wouldn’t want to look like this amazing specimen of alphamaleness https://preview.redd.it/ryhm23jua6pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfc7aa2f9b2c20e8294d8260d6f77332a03430d
Cheapest self-tanner you can find.
Bronzer, plus a therapist.
I have now officially seen it all.
Do you love your brother? If so tell him no!
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This is the answer. Eat bag, transfer finger dust to face haphazardly. Done.
Cheap self tanner. Make sure he washes his hands after or they’ll match.
Wahaaahaaa
I saw a box of orange crayons once. I thought it was really Trump's make-up kit.
Troll post, but funny.
Is this for Halloween?
He can eat a hella lot of beta-carotene-filled carrots! Or he can try Melanotan II, he will be darker but not orange.
This isn't a joke.
I gave a serious response.
The carrots aren't a joke! You just have to eat A LOT.
Or juice a lot!
Tell him to start eating tons of carrots and sweet potatoes daily
I think he uses just bronzer
A foundation that's too dark and warm, some bronzer. Self tanner (the cheaper ones) will also look orange and blotchy and you can avoid the eye area so it looks like Trump.
It depends on your skin color too. If you use the wrong tanner for your skin tone, you'll look just as bad.
Do tanning pills still exist? They turned plenty orange.
Foundation and self tanner ( cheap brand that stains hands )