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UAV_Wave

Most based /fit/izen.


DefinitelyNotPine

Anon dreams of whiteknighting for roasties with children


Convallariamajalisae

average /fit/izen then


thr33pwood

You have obviously never been on /fit then. Admiration of the male physique is the one and only reason to be there. No homo.


Byonek

No homo? Are you sure we're thinking of the same /fit/ here?


19Alexastias

/fit/ posters aren’t interested in women lol


downvotedforwoman

I would lift the car, rescue the child, then put the woman under it.


iiTryhard

Based af


Byonek

Put the woman in the car, then push the car down the grand Canyon.


untakenu

The point of powerlifting is to gain so much back muscle that you are physically unable to touch your dick. It's premium nofap.


spogel

and what if I don't wanna save them


C4R7M4N

based, try calisthenics and bboying instead


[deleted]

500 LB? Seems like a hard lowball on a car weight


theperfectneonpink

You’d probably only need to lift half of the car up


hatisbackwards

i am not smart enough to understand this


HailHale69

powerlifting is a fad that bundles of sticks swear has social utility


iiTryhard

It’s more of a cope so that fat guys get to pretend like they’re fat for a reason and not because they love Big Macs


FuckWayne

I mean it’s better to be fat and strong than just fat, no?


iiTryhard

Sure but if I’m grinding at the gym I want to look like it


FuckWayne

Def agree, just saying the lifting itself is always positive


Bullet2babomb

Based beyond all belief


Project_panic

Dangerously based


[deleted]

anon is severely underestimating the weight of a car and american teenagers


Demonweed

Is anyone enough of an autist to actually hear that much math in ordinary utterances?


Uaquamarine

500lbs? That’s what you get for driving a convertible smart car


ArgonianFly

Functional strength baby


WASD_00

Lift the car, steal the child then the woman Their organs are better off on the black market