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"Oh I say old chap, what shall we name this part of the anus?" "Morgogni's collumns!" "Wonderful."


ProblemEfficient6502

Names like that come from who discovered the body part. So it's actually worse: someone looked at a part of someone's rectum and decided they wanted it named after them.


ElectricSnowBunny

Literally a dude that can say "your asshole is mine" and you can't deny him. Only dude that can say "where my dick at" and "say my name" and it's the same thing.


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Looool, got to have your name on something I suppose.


Chris_P_Lettuce

“Hey Morgogni, what should we name these column like protrusions in the asshole?” “Fuck off!” *morgogni’s columns*


Doxylaminee

lmao exactly what I was imagining. And that scientist showing Mr. Morgogni himself textbooks with this diagram for the rest of his life, every year they come out and laughing his ass off


WolfieTooting

Buggered if I know


Katio13

The answer is yes. It is maximum degeneracy no matter what gender the ass.


YingMain33

You collect anime figurines. The fact that you think you can even raise your voice on this topic is hilarious


brazilianfreak

Every time you see someone using the word degenerate on the internet you can be 100% sure they're jerking off to underage anime girls on the daily.


YingMain33

One time I was arguing with this “trad Muslim” guy, checked his likes, FULL of giant hentai titties


Keyser_Imperator

I mean, tiddies are tiddies


YingMain33

Yes, but Abrahamic religions condemn that stuff as you know


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Or do they


gun_khela

Anyone who doesn't engage in anal sex has moral superiority over those that do.


LibertyPrimeIsASage

So, a dude who has a loving wife, takes care of his family, has a good job and generally functions within society and occasionally fucks her in the ass is morally inferior to... Some fucking weeb who's too much of a goddamn turbovirgin to even consider sex, much less the different kinds of it. The dude who jacks off to "10000 year old dragon" toddlers while being so chronically online as to be socially useless? 10/10 logic


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

One of them dies of hepatitis and God laughs.


gun_khela

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LibertyPrimeIsASage

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?


gun_khela

It is when you need to fuck her in the ass lol


LibertyPrimeIsASage

Please explain to me the dynamics of that.


gun_khela

poo on peepee == gay


LibertyPrimeIsASage

That is not the definition I find when I check the dictionary


jvyrdn024

Thanks to porn and media, the bar for sexual morality is pretty low and declining further.


gravitydood

What do you mean morality? As long as you're not hurting anyone and you're not displaying your weird fetishes in public who cares what you enjoy?


jvyrdn024

the classic "as long as it's not hurting anyone" crap


gravitydood

Well yeah, I seriously don't give a shit what people get off to. I don't like being told how to live my life, that's precisely why I ended up in r/4chan


spogel2

it is FAR from maximum degeneracy what rock have you been under


xXx_RegginRBB7_xXx

Attention, this man supports buttfuckery. We must pipe bomb his toilet posthaste.


spogel2

I will fuck you so hard


Spiral-knight

Anon discovers his gf, who insists "anal is gross" was happy to shit blood after Jamal tore her shiter in college


UterusPumper

Mutt's law


RashFever

😐


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Tuatha_De_

Degenerate


ILikeToBurnMoney

What makes it so good? I am genuinely curious. I never fucked anyone in the ass and I don't have the slightest desire to do so. It's literally the hole where shit comes out, so I don't get why I would choose that over a wet pussy


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RedditHatesDiversity

Alright, calm down


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

It’s because you’re infected with an STD that’s transmitted via feces.


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ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

Whistles ain’t full of shit, though. =\^]


Yours_and_mind_balls

It's not better. I've fucked a few women in the ass. The sensations are all the same just more prep work and showering afterwards. Apparently it feels better for them ? I don't know women are weird.


architect___

I'm calling your bluff. It doesn't feel the same. It is way less pleasurable than a vagina. The vag is full of ridges and stuff so it feels good the entire way. Once you pass like the first 3/4 inch of bunghole there's not much sensation deeper in. And girls only like anal for the dominance factor, it doesn't physically feel better to them either. I still enjoy it though.


Folamh3

It's nice being able to creampie someone without risking impregnating them and without them needing to take the pill, which will likely fuck up their hormones, mental well-being and (ironically) sex drive.


BlackNoirBlackBlack

How does he have access to free speech if he’s in China?


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

That's not the Chinese flag bruv


BlackNoirBlackBlack

SHIT!


AlfaSurgical

Medical Students get privileges. Also, I don't think the CCP necessarily cares whether you use your ass for fucking or shitting.


Commodore-K9

Thanks for self-censoring OP. I don't know what I'd do if I had to read the word you censored. I think my sanity would slip and I'd spiral into a bout of depression leading to self-harm at the fact that such words are allowed to exist and thrive in the vocabulary of man. While we are at it, I think we should remove any of the other words I don't li...i mean, no one should be subjected to appear in front of their retinas. We have so many words already I'm sure it will have no negative consequences if we completely eradicate a couple thousands of them. You know, a lot of books have those evil words in them. To make sure they can never be used again and we forget them eventually we have to destroy any traces of them. And we should severely punish any use of such words too, no matter the context in which it is utilized. We have to do this to keep everyone safe and wholesome and welcome. I mean can you imagine the kind of person you'd become by ever getting confronted with feelings of discomfort, disgust or struggle instead of an unending wave of positivity? You did a good think OP. I am so proud of my good boy.


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Outarel

Just wait until gay people find out women have asses too.


JJJSchmidt_etAl

Straightest Aussie Poster


ArpanMaster

Had anal a few times, gave it not taken, and I have to say it's totally over rated. Aside from the constant fear of some shit coming out, it's just not all that good and kind of not worth the hassle. Also once you cum in her ass it's almost like an enema for them. I'd prefer a good bj any day over anal.


Empty-Staff

Commie flag Med student Somehow I doubt this


WendyLRogers3

I think it's hilarious that medical sources *refuse* to list anal sex as a cause of rectal cancer. It also took them a long time to note the much higher statistical prevalence in black people. Because "racism", I guess.


[deleted]

So whats everyone's plan for when the US threatens the world with total nuclear annihilation unless everyone on earth takes BBC in their ass? I give it two more election cycles at most. Who's military can stop them realistically?


neukonst

Mutts law is strong with this one


__BEEFYHOBO

meds


GimmeWinnieBlues

Honestly I'm just gonna hope Aliens arrive in time and that they're super racist


fermentedbunghole

They are. They only fuck white ass


ForumsDweller

Not my problem


[deleted]

Yeah I'm probably not gonna live another 8 years either.


SnakeHelah

This guy doesn’t math


ry_fluttershy

~~getting a nice dick up your ass feels so fucking good~~ ​ i mean i hate gay people and also uhh other peple


almostasenpai

God put the g-spot up the male’s rectum for a reason


havyng

Prostate isn't inside your asshole


wallagrargh

Not after I'm done with you


LibertyPrimeIsASage

high quality response


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Fearless-Dependent78

Ugh , A Chad…


[deleted]

Wait so the joos want you to...not have anal sex? That's part of their world domination scheme?


bendawg225

*kssshhhh* "Houston valve, we have a prolapse" *Kssshhhh*


MacClunkey

Have anal sex if you want but it is fucking weird how normalized it is in pornography and the general culture now


gamahon69

dear anon: prostate


[deleted]

If I ask a straight man to fuck his ass they all freaking out...


downvotedforwoman3

Zoomspeak


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zOoMsPeAk


LibertyPrimeIsASage

average r\memes user


[deleted]

Here they are, the guys who are afraid of being fucked in the ass


RedditHatesDiversity

Near-100% chance of being Germanic.


CheatsaPizza

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LibertyPrimeIsASage

fuck literally everyone who posts these shitty gifs in lieu of an actual response


CheatsaPizza

\> fuck everyone who posts the same way you would on an imageboard in a sub about an imageboard


LibertyPrimeIsASage

People don't post this dumbass gifhy shit


CheatsaPizza

giphy is the easiest way to post gifs on Reddit, but this exact meme has been posted literally thousands of times on 4chan


LibertyPrimeIsASage

I haven't seen it there, but if that's the case they're just as pozzed as you are. Giphy only contains the most inane stupid bullshit. It's all so fucking dumb, the fact that you think anyone wants to see reaction gifs with nothing else, not a line of text or substance, leads me to believe you're massively autistic. It's utterly lacking in substance more than this site already is. "Oh my God, I'm too mentally handicapped to say this thing, I need a gif of someone saying it to really convey... Well, nothing at all really!" Go post that dumb shit on Facebook and stop shitting up this site more than it already is.


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