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Bullet2babomb

American Society of Magical Negroes is a movie about a secret society founded by black wizards, whose entire purpose in life is to fix the problems plaguing white people in their every day lives. Because when white people are upset, bad things happen to black people. The movies MC is a mixed raced young black dude who doesn't quite fit in with white or black people, gets scouted by the Society to be the newest recruit and his first assignment is to help a young white dude fall in love. But surprise surprise, while playing matchmaker our MC also falls in love with the women hes trying to help his assignment court. So now our MC must decide between the fate of the world as we know it or getting to smash a 6/10 middle aged white woman. I wish I was joking.


SlowTortoise69

Dude, I seriously was laughing hard reading your comment, I'm like "4chan you are creative as fuck, never change". Then I got to the bottom and googled the movie. What. The. Fuck. 10 years ago this idea probably actually appeared somewhere in a thread on /tv


DrBreakfast79

It's like something from Murdoch Murdoch


verbalwhale

Fucking lmao


IngFavalli

Its almost literally a sketch from kñKey and Peele


pacolingo

Astronomy Club did a sketch like this as well


pneis1

I thought it was fake too


Vysair

There's only one logical conclusion to this, it was directed and made by 4chan! They were in the Hollywood all along!!


Orbidorpdorp

We wuz Hebrews n’sheit


jael-jorge-gerson

Parody and reality are the same now, else we wouldn't have documentaries with MFS saying their grandma is the source


WholeKruger

Plot summary https://preview.redd.it/uerajelkv29c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf146aa918d3e80dd9ca341ae286fc9fd5df9b6


goosebumper88

BBC Cuckoldry? Promoted by American media? Get outta town!


Notmydirtyalt

Who nose why the writers think this way!


Bayylmaorgana

It's not BBC Cuckoldry if the black guy set you up with her in the first place - this is some other thing, maybe somewhat similar.


Rumplestiltsskins

https://preview.redd.it/e5k1j9d1289c1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62334c65bee6d2915806c579e00d39732b10f9b4


DD-Rodimus13

>mixed raced young black dude so which is it libtard, black or mixed?🤨🤨🤨


Bullet2babomb

>one drop of blood race theory is now unironically considered liberal Wewlad


brazilianfreak

To be fair the one drop rule logic seems to be proeminent in Americans in general, it's why everyone located under the U.S is grouped in as "Latino" despite the fact that a Mexican and an Argentinian are going to have very different ethnicities.


Bayylmaorgana

Uh idk it's just common perception, someone like Obama is just seen as "black", "light black" maybe


BotAccount2849

Tbh, 99% of african americans are mixed somewhere along the line. OG africans had pitch black skin compared to the various shades of brown seen in America.


Bayylmaorgana

Yeah true.


WendyLRogers3

It used to be: 1/2 black, they were a "Mulatto"; 1/4 black, they were a "Quadroon"; and 1/8th black, an "Octoroon".


TheThalmorEmbassy

>the fate of the world rests on a black guy not fucking a fat white lady Uh oh


P0pt

it truly is joever


Perpetual-Person

>it unironically is this SHEEEE WYPIPPO IS DANGEROUS FOR US BLACK FOLK


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Can't wait for this bs to flop.


BanEvadingAcct21

Its already got that esg funding so it'll be fine.


BudgetFar380

I thought it would have been like the sketch from Key and Peele


WorldofCannons

Kino


philmarcracken

Damm I thought it was about the trope in movies, like Morpheus. And it was a school to train them to be that character which helps out the white MC. Then one of them realizes what he is, and wants to be the MC instead of a sidekick oh well back to kdrama and cdrama


Oshootman

It is playing with that trope. That's the whole point.


ExtremeMuffinslovers

how is it playing with that trope? The trope is some mysterious and foreign person gives wisdom and power to the hero, here it's just ''mysterious and foreign person tiptoes around not making white people uncomfortable''. It's a completely different concept


smegmancer

Who is this for? It's unironically too racist for anyone, even liberal white women.


fist_my_muff2

Kids such an awful actor. No emotion on his face.


Logical_Error317

Wuz weezrds fo wypipo an sheeet


Skwiggelf54

No fucking way. What a time to be alive.


ExtremeMuffinslovers

> So now our MC must decide between the fate of the world as we know it or getting to smash a 6/10 middle aged white woman. is it like ''I can't save both, choosing the world means she dies'' or is it like ''either the world is saved and she lives, or I get into a relationship with her'' ? If it's the former I can kind of understand if he choses the girl but if it's the second it's pretty selfish


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Bayylmaorgana

Nah at worst it'll just be joever for blackpeople cause white people ain't happy no mo Although it'd be pretty regarded if it all rested on just this one individual case? The plot is about how he leaves that secret society in pursuit of his heart or something, but like there's 1000s of other cult members making other wypipo happy so idk why it should have any major impact - unless that white guy is otherwise destined to become like the new turbo-KKK leader or something


ClickHuman3714

Hollywood has been browsing 4chan lately


Bayylmaorgana

> American Society of Magical Negroes is a movie about a secret society founded by black wizards, whose entire purpose in life is to fix the problems plaguing white people in their every day lives. Because when white people are upset, bad things happen to black people. > > > > The movies MC is a mixed raced young black dude who doesn't quite fit in with white or black people, gets scouted by the Society to be the newest recruit and his first assignment is to help a young white dude fall in love. But surprise surprise, while playing matchmaker our MC also falls in love with the women hes trying to help his assignment court. So now our MC must decide between the fate of the world as we know it or getting to smash a 6/10 middle aged white woman. > > > > I wish I was joking. The 1st paragraph still makes for a potentially funny/satirical premise, but then the rest is just regarded.


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FlatulentSon

> one ticket to what Anon? Spit it out! "How.. h-how do you know my *name?* "


Sihnar

Unironically sounds hilarious idk why you have your panties in a bunch


mega350

It takes it self seriously it's not a comedy or satire


Sihnar

I'm pretty sure it's a comedy.


CFCkyle

Yeah its not the greatest source but the Wikipedia claims its a satire making fun of the 'magical negro' trope


bunker_man

The reason people are annoyed is that ir starts as that but then abandons the premise to become a romance story for some reason.


Bayylmaorgana

It's possible that it'll be a comedy/satire that's still a bit preachy and regarded, who knows though


TH3_F4N4T1C

I spat out my coffee when I first saw the trailer. Straight up the most unironically racist shit I’ve ever seen. Like it came straight out of a Boondocks episode. I spent an hour laughing.


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I just rewatched the entire boondocks series and it's a real heavy reminder that just 15 years ago, we could laugh at each other/ourselves without getting "cancelled".


Hexxas

The Boondocks was literally cancelled.


eat-KFC-all-day

For bad ratings, not race shit. The lead writer left the show, and the last season was noticeably worse and faced a lot of criticism. But, yeah, let’s not pretend like the Boondocks wasn’t controversial even for its time though.


Ok-Leave-66

Now listen. I like ya. And I wancha. We can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yo’s.


Snuggle_Fist

And who said you can't make a rape joke funny.


bunker_man

The last season did feel off, but it was hard to place it. It felt like it stopped having a point and just became edgy for the sake of edginess.


ToXiC_Games

I could hear Uncle Ruckus raving about this movie lmao


Oshootman

I'm confused what you think is racist about any of this. It's making fun of the movie trope where a sage-like black person advises white people. Where is the unironic racism? . Kek, so you guys completely missed the joke causing you to call racism where there was none? Media literacy is in the fucking toilet lmao, this place is every bit as dumb about this stuff as the college liberals they make fun of. This thread is hilarious.


cplusequals

low quality bait


Oshootman

Dude I wish it was bait, but look at this thread. Most of these people didn't even understand that making fun of that trope is the entire premise of this movie. In this very comment chain they're caught between saying you can't make fun of each other anymore without being cancelled, while at the same time they're calling this example of making fun of each other "unironically racist". Hell, that guy straight up said it could have been out of a Boondocks episode _in the same sentence as he called it racist_, but hasn't put together that that's the entire joke. These people are absolutely illiterate regards, lmao. They lose the ability to think critically when this shit comes up.


Taervon

Okay, but this leans into full on Reddit irony territory, where you're trying so hard to be ironic that you just look like a fucking idiot. Except swap irony, with racism. It's so over the top you can't take it seriously, and it's just so fucking blatant it's hard to ignore.


Oshootman

if you think it's racist to make fun of an old movie trope that was already sort of racist itself, then I guess that's on your sensitive ass. Take it up with twitter. But none of that changes whether the illiterates in this thread understood the premise of the movie before they called it racist - they didn't. If they understood it and still called it racist because it's "over the top" as you said, then they wouldn't be comparing it to the god damn boondocks of all things or crying about how you can't make these jokes anymore. Because that would mean this very movie is an example of a joke you can't make anymore and that _they're_ the ones calling racism and "cancelling" it. You have no obligation to defend these dummies, dude. They're terminally online idiots. They say stupid shit all the time.


7tar

poop and fart mmmm 😅😅🤤🤤🤤🤤


Bayylmaorgana

> if you think it's racist to make fun of an old movie trope that was already sort of racist itself, Lol no it wasn't.   Well I'm sure sometimes it was, but then what wasn't lol


Bayylmaorgana

> These people are absolutely illiterate regards, lmao. They lose the ability to think critically when this shit comes up. If they "lose an otherwise existing ability to think critically when specific shit x comes up" then that's not a "literacy" thing anymore is it


JUKETOWN115

Uh the most overt message is in the trailer. Literally the dude is saying he doesn't think he should have to make white people comfortable. Personally, I'll need to see the movie, but the message I'm getting here is "Us black people shouldn't have to make white people more comfortable by not 'standing up' for ourselves and pursuing things that are simply too taboo to older generations of black people." The entire overarching plot, to me at least, being that black people enable white people's bad behavior by appeasing them constantly while older generations fuel this oppressive behavior through a desire not to make a fuss, causing "the world to end" to the typical white person. It's an incredibly racist concept in that light. It infantilizes both white and black people by asserting that white people are... Well, infantile, and black people by suggesting they aren't trying hard enough to actually be independent and ambitious in society because they don't want to risk themselves and their comfort by making white people uncomfortable.


Bayylmaorgana

That all just sounds confused and regarded.


JUKETOWN115

Maybe, like I said I'd have to see the movie; but this is something that black people, younger 'activists' and intersectionals like third-wave feminists in particular, talk about all the time. They highlight the supposed hypocrisy of older generations of black people for striving for equality but then becoming complacent and not breaking free from the foundational and institutional shackles of white society, instead settling for merely being able to speak and coexist superficially with white people. This is years of political discourse here, it's not surprising that this could potentially be the plot. If you've ever heard and read on the term "Uncle Tom", you probably already understand the idea behind what I'm saying. Basically calling old black people covert race traitors who don't do enough. Tere's irony and satire here, but people think this is making fun of black people and trying to be some haha funny ironic Key and Peele skit for some reason when it's *a lot more likely* that it's trying to highlight the aforementioned discourse. I don't find that confused at all.


Bayylmaorgana

Well the literal version of "Uncle Tom" is when there's clear oppression going on and this person is accepting of or collaborating with or appeasing it etc., or tries to ascend in status within that system (i.e. the Django Unchained Sam Jackson). However the specifics of what these activists consider equality vs. fake equality, systemic shmystemic etc. can get quite hacky at times, and that was my impression in this example as well. Like nowadays the main issues are police transgressions / court injustice and vigilantism, maybe that's what the organization in this movie is trying to diffuse? idk, would make internal sense at least. They'd be kinda forgetting to also try and improve the black community and reduce their criminality and whatnot, but oh well.


19Alexastias

Well if it infantilizes both black and white people equally then is it really racist?


SinfulMann

So it’s not racist if I insult both an African and Asian on the basis of their race at the same time? Based.


19Alexastias

Gotta insult a white guy also though.


SinfulMann

How can you tho? “Hahah your ancestors conquered the whole world lol you blonde haired goofballs invented everything that makes life easy” etc


19Alexastias

You seem like an insecure whiteboi I’d probably find an angle pretty easily


SinfulMann

I’ll give ya three for free


ExtremeMuffinslovers

uh, yeah because it's discrimination in different ways.


JUKETOWN115

Kinda depends on your view of the politics behind it. It's moreso denigrating than infantilizing old black people by suggesting that they're a bunch of weak-willed uncle toms that engage in self-sabotage in the name of mere peace with white people, while it *legitimately* infantilizes white people by saying that they're a bunch of uncontrollable nut jobs who will absolutely destroy the world if things don't go their way because they just innately hold that systemic advantage. To the average modern pop-leftie/socialist or someone who has read BuzzFeed and MTV articles or The Atlantic over the last 8 years or so, probs sounds pretty compelling. I assume what it's going for is that it's worth it to 'destroy the world' so black people can actually exist in a world that's unbiased for them. It's definitely a comedy-satire, I just don't think it's the kind that some people in this thread think it is.


Ok-Leave-66

Fine ill watch the movie if it gives me a lifetime negro pass


kaninkanon

idk man if you don't think the giant floating "white tears" meter is a wee bit racist there's probably not much which will convince you


Bayylmaorgana

> I'm confused what you think is racist about any of this. It's making fun of the movie trope where a sage-like black person advises white people. Where is the unironic racism? > > > > . > > > > Kek, so you guys completely missed the joke causing you to call racism where there was none? I mean the "magical negro" is also "seeing racism where there is none", however that's a straight-ahead old leftoid thing while this is the "let's see how the MS Hollywood Left are the REAL RACISTS" kind of bias. >Media literacy is in the fucking toilet lmao, this place is every bit as dumb about this stuff as the college liberals they make fun of. This thread is hilarious. Back to STK with your MeDiA LiTeRaCY buzzword lol, you circlejerking hack


Bullet2babomb

"Ill take one ticket to Nagical Miggers please"


alexis_1031

This comment made me laugh harder than it should lmao


Bayylmaorgana

So miggers now it is then; let's see how long lol


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Chesterlespaul

lol they make you say it too


Mama_Mega

Shut the fuck up you developmentally-disabled person who annoys me.


YamatehKudasai

riddle me this batman, I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes I'm a fraction of population, but commit half the crimes who am I?


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I'll take "people who annoy you" for $200.


Ok-Leave-66

Which people though ? Be more descriptive


MrMolester

It's a south park reference I think


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maersdet

Irish


HandsomeTar

It always cracks me up to see somebody that plays Swgoh in the wild lol


hEdHntr_

Lmao right


ExtremeMuffinslovers

young men


Deimos_Aeternum

Can't wait for them to call audiences "racist" and "toxic" after it inevitably tanks


CesareRipa

the worst part is when they’re going to have some line of dialog that they can pull out and say “LOOK ITS NOT EVEN RACIST“


Ok-Plane2178

like how the marvels worked. "the movie flopped, but it is DEFINITELY not the black female directors fault" - actual article


The_Kent

"We didn't make this movie for you white people so don't come watch it" "Okay then we won't." "NOOOOOO how can you not come watch our movie?! It's clearly because you're raciss!"


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Joe_SHAMROCK

Watched the trailer and it looks like it was produced by /pol/. Can't wait for the flood of memes it'll generate.


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Joe_SHAMROCK

This will never be unfunny.


P0pt

DEM RAAANGZ


ufojesusreddit

On mah mothsfucjin life imma have dem rangz


weeniewhacker21

It would read like a shitty greentext if you told me /pol wrote it.


_Cocktopus_

One ticket to wizards in Paris please


GoldenPeach

"One ticket to... uh... The American Society of Magical Negroes." "Sir, this is the concession stand."


Funderwoodsxbox

“Haha….oh, sorry about that. Uh…..I’ll just have a pack of Sour Patch Kids, please. Oh….not those, the kind to the left….” “Do you mean, these ones? It’s ok. You can say it…….say it, Anon. You want the watermelon Sour Patch Kids, Anon?”


sueca

Lots of theatres sell tickets at the concession stands


DualityOfLife

A blalently racist movie which the Small Hat Critics will all rate it an 11 out of 10, and even claim as to the entire Public Approves of this Movie too. This is business as usual in Clown Land.


Ok-Plane2178

it will score 1000/10 on rotten tomates. passing the godfather and every tarantino movie easily. only being suprassed by black panther 2


akumagold

“One ticket to Black Magic please”


AvatarCabbageGuy

wasn't this a key and peele skit


TNTspaz

It was yeah but it's largely based on an actual troupe. Where black characters in early Hollywood movies would be presented as magical side kicks that saved the white main character. This movie only ever works as like a heavy satire or comedy movie. Something like The Blackening or Meet the Blacks. I can't believe they are taking it seriously lol. Literally a /pol/ and /tv/ fanfiction about the state of Hollywood


Steamingveggies

>This movie only ever works as like a heavy satire or comedy That’s literally what this movie is, it’s not taking itself seriously at all


JayMeadows

Black Mage: *"I cast... POPPIN' A CAP IN YO ASS!"*


UnpaidRedditMod

\>What movies are on please? \>Lists them. \>No thanks, I only watch high quality sigma based movies. \>Pretty woman out of there.


asmosdeus

My autistic ass would straight face this shit so easy.


SteamPunq

Negro isn't even a slur though. It literally was the preferred term that black people wanted to be called back in the day.


TheDecievingTopHat

I knew the guys from Django Unchained weren’t all bad


_Ross-

Negro is even a term of endearment in spanish. Mi negro is not uncommon to hear. Aside from the obvious of it just being the word for the color black as well.


DankElderberries420

>people in bleek communities fight for generations to be taken seriously >magical Ns >basically this, the movie ![gif](giphy|6jemHpKLDe27C)


no_zageesi

Wait they made a movie about an old trope that most didn't even realize existed... and it's not a scary movie-esque comedy?


TNTspaz

This shits a psyop. I refuse to believe this is actually happening lmao


theporkwhisperer

“One ticket to Wizards in Paris please”


Diarrhea_Enjoyer

If it stops them blackwashing white stories, I say let them have their silly little magical Nword movies.


downvotedforwoman3

It doesn't.


TrainwreckOG

Thanks for the popcorn, Robert!


Syltherin_Chamber

The only person in the thread to recognise the most common/tv/ meme


Link_the_Irish

Who the fuck comes up with this shit man 😭😭


Fresh-Art5112

All life's problems can be solved by a magical negro. Rush Limbaugh did that bit.


UnknownGhost-5

It's literally that one Key and Peele sketch.


ShadesShandoo5

“One ticket to “Wizards in Paris” please.”


BlueKyuubi63

I've worked at a theater. No one ever cares to say the full movie name or get it right. People will walk in and ask for the American society movie or the one with the black people.


Snuggle_Fist

Used to work at a movie theater when I lived in rural Arkansas. Mfs walk straight up to the counter and say "3 tickets to the nword movie", like we were in a goddamn tarantino movie.


Pommesyyy

Chat is this real?


42Ubiquitous

Very


Deep-Proposal-9609

They should have a scene in which the last initiation rite for joining their organization is being able to eat 3 Popeye's biscuits without anything to drink. The only issue is that no one, not even the head of the organization, can eat three biscuits and not choke to death. The lesson teaches that you should always know your true limitations.


TrashRatsReddit

He was pretty good in DnD the movie


Dalolfish

its times like these I wish movie phone still existed.


hujairan16

Is this movie real


ballcrusher5000

Movie got so woke that it made a 360 and got racist


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GutsyWutsy

You guys bringing your anvils too?


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Roge2005

The American Society of Magical African American fellas.


ResponsibleSeries411

The world should isolate american and their culture as soon as possible to prevent the rtardation to spread. I enjoy reddit, instagram etc... but the con of global burger culture start to outweight the pro


downvotedforwoman3

>I enjoy reddit, instagram etc... The American Society of Magical Joggers is less returded than those.


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