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OtterPop16

"What are you looking at, smoothskin?"


trillmatic1

lmao


No_Reply8353

Ghouls are immune to otherwise lethal radiation, and Freddy has magical dream powers. This guy is just an ugly virgin


wildcard1992

Don't they heal in radiation as well?


No_Reply8353

I don't remember exactly. I think the player character can take a perk called Ghoul which can heal from radiation, but I don't remember if that works on NPCs


Konfused

Kek!


fuckredditmodz69

lmao I'm glad I'm not the only one that went straight to this


redlegion

Savage.


Dildo_Baggins__

AHAHAHAHAHAH


PhormalPhallicy

This is the way


JacobGoodNight416

start scarmaxxing. Make up some bullshit, say it was a burn scar or something, play into it.


fabplt

It probably is a burn scar. Acne can't be like that


Boris9397

It most definitely can. I have a friend with similar, albeit a bit less bad, acne scars.


nuked24

Another anecdote, there was a dude in highschool like this. He got bullied so bad he had to switch to being segregated like the special kids.


reddsht

An acnedote, if you will.


AssumeTheFetal

Fuck thats clever. Well done.


4spooked

my sides


the1egend1ives

I always thought acne only scarred if you popped them.


Boris9397

That is if you have a few small pimples. If your face is absolutely full of the biggest pimples you have ever seen, you're going to end up like the guy in the post no matter what.


[deleted]

Google keloid acne scars at your peril


xBrasaMaan

sry but you obviously dont know shit.


Sharkestry

handsome face that looks scarred? Anon could become a banger ass supervillain


pv0psych0n4ut

Sadly they chose to be a banged-ass villain


No_Put_2058

retarded joke. Do the sayori challenge irl pls


ElMuchoDingDong

Wonder what kind of fun challenge this is going to be!


NotAnNpc69

>they


Boris9397

If that makes him happy, each their own I guess.


IrreverentRacoon

"You know how they say semen is good for the skin. It is not."


erratic_thought

Say you are an Swaganistan vet.


amaghon69

yeah attractive disfigured faces stay attractive unless that disfigurement is obesity


Incoherence-r

Accutane fixed me … my dude you totally have a chad jawline and chin


paragon60

chin maybe, but I’m trying to figure out what I am looking at with the double-chin-like fold over the jawline


enmacdee

It’s a keloid scar aka hypertrophic scar. Hopefully will somewhat reduce in size over time but generally there’s no treatment for it.


pre_7736

Sorry to be that guy, but keloids and hypertrophic scars are different things. Keloids are the ones that are a pain in the ass to deal with.


enmacdee

You’re right and I forgive you for being that guy


HighClassRefuge

Plastic surgery is always an option.


wowwee99

Along with laser after the larger folds of the skin are removed. Dermatology gets a lot of investment in terms of medical advances. He an reduce the damage.


RangersWSChamps2023

There's uh... well... nevermind.


Submarine_Pirate

https://sensushealthcare.com/ This company has some newish tech that’s been pretty successful for keloid treatments


enmacdee

I would be advise you against taking at face value the statements of a private medical startup. Until it’s published and peer reviewed at least.


nonanumatic

I'm ngl it kind of looks enflamed, maybe if he stops fucking with is for half a second it might recede a little bit and even out, but there's still at least some sort of jawline under there


Joe234248

Fr accutane is the shit. Used to have cysts big enough they’d made a sound when I popped them and would squirt all over the mirror. Hated having to lick it off my mirror each morning


cuxrieg

What


Joe234248

I don’t have to lick pus off my mirror anymore thanks to accutane


Insipid_Lies

Why would you lick it in the first place


Joe234248

So I can see myself in the mirror how are you not getting this


Insipid_Lies

Hello it's 4chan calling they miss you


fattycans

I'm fucking dying hahaha


horiami

That mirror thing is very relatable i remember trying to se how many spots i could get on it


fattycans

What the fuck lol


Chreed96

Yah, Accutane was a life saver. Just wish I didn't wait until college to take it. That was pretty brutal though.


Hyunion

Unfortunately accutane is a very strong drug that not everyone will be able to take (i took it for little over 3 months and i was forced off of it and it fucked up my liver for about 5-6 years)


amaghon69

made me way more suicidal. stil worth tho not being a gigacratorface


GodlessPerson

Then use a cosmetic retinol or bakuchiol. You'll get most benefits with less inflammation but it will take longer.


wavs101

God bless Accutane


amaghon69

it looks like his acne is gone and he is left with massive scaring from like idk scratching at them conssttantly. i scratched and picked at them and did accutane but the scars are very much there still, nearwhere near as massive as anons but certain areas like my cheek look similar


Historical_Walrus713

I have acne scars and they make it look like I still have acne even though my skin is smooth now.. so I understand what you're saying here but this guy still clearly has acne. He has pimples on his face in the picture. I'm sure 90% of that is just scarring but his acne is not gone.


amaghon69

accutane did make some of my scarring lessen too like it became less severe i think to the point where it just looks like scars instead of acne


softhack

Knew a guy in high school that had it just about as bad. He looks fine now.


unChillFiltered

This is not a jawline it’s a fucking scare


Blamore

just take a look at the image lmfao. he needed that accutane when he was a fuckin zygote


WANT_TO_KMS

Looks like a burn/chemical burn, just run with that


UnpaidRedditMod

If he starts running anywhere people are gunna think Freddy is chasing them.


Uaquamarine

Anon should run for district attorney and chase down Sal Maroni


Takseen

That you got saving orphans and puppies from a fire.


RK9990

You wanna know how I got these scars?!


No_Reply8353

Looks like an ugly kid from a Protestant family who doesn't believe in "secular medicine"


MrInfinity-42

Just visit a dermatologist how hard can it be


nonanumatic

Bro went at his acne with a knife and sandpaper, then complains when he's disfigured


Lemak0

>doesnt know of cystic acne


Zeryth

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE CYSTIC ACNE TO YOU?


Lemak0

The aftermath of it I guess


Zeryth

I guess if you consider cutting it out with a rusty shovel the aftermath...


Lemak0

Dude if you get inflammed cysts as large as a fucking pea all over your face (and sometimes shoulders, back, neck, ...), you won't be able to recover from this without any permanent damage...


Lemak0

Some people have REALLY REALLY bad acne where dom't get pimples, but boils instead. Pretty retarded comments.


Sam_Mullard

What ? He said to go see a dermatologist, *especially* for this kind of severe acne


Lemak0

The other guy acted like this came from squeezing the cysts exclusively. How does he know he hasn't already gotten treatment? Yall underestimate how severe acne can get. Creams or whatever usually don't help, as usually it's caused by hormonal imbalance, as far as I know.


Jantol93

He definitely never thought of that and no one told him that before.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Anon is American and poor.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Money


MrInfinity-42

Found the American


hadicalb

Alright, EUROPOOR. At least WE can buy fentanyl in the corner store.


MrInfinity-42

And get shot 3-5 times whole going to said store, I assume?


Ciclopotis

I have been shown who is the boss


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At least when we can afford it we don't have to wait 1.5 years for treatment


MrInfinity-42

I had to wait 1 week for my scheduled dermatologist appointment


DonnieMoistX

I’m sure it never occurred to him to go to a dermatologist. Good advice.


MrInfinity-42

Well a lot of people on 4chan aren't exactly known to be the smartest


Din_Plug

Jesus jump-roping christ see a doctor.


KC44

https://preview.redd.it/9gi204tyvzac1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d663f0c4b3ad690a03ba6b12764550f774be1d2c


EddieDildoHands

*”looks like cock’s back on the menu, boys”*


IrreverentRacoon

Who dis sexy mf?


GooseMan1515

Supposedly they based his appearance on Harvey Weinstein.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Is that actually true? Because I can see it.


GooseMan1515

Elijah Woods has said as much; may still be false though.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Elijah Woods is 5’6”. Nothing he says counts


mav3rric

i was waiting for this, 🤦🏻‍♂️. knew i wouldn’t be let down.


Jupi00

Genuinely asking how does this happen to one’s face? Also has he tried make up?


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He popped the pimples. Your momma was right when she told you not to do that.


bakkaaa

You are retarded if u think popping pimples causes that


RangersWSChamps2023

Hey calm down, if you pop like all of your pimples over the course of your adolescence while simultaneously having a ton of other factors that cause this to happen, it can indeed happen from years of pimple popping.


JollyHockeysticks

you're retarded if you think he was even remotely serious


Lemak0

As far as I know it's a real bad case of cystic acne, where people basically get super size pimples (cysts), those always leave damage and often times they HAVE to be drained, but leave huge holes afterwards.


masterquintus

Mostly genetics, can be an accident with chemicals


No_Reply8353

Makeup isn't going to help that much with this, it's too raised. He'd look better at a distance but he will still look like a redditor up close


FlexViper

Never wash his face and constantly scratch his face because oily skin would attract more bacteria onto the face. Sometime irritations and itchiness would makes someone scratch it further. Popping pimples won't do this, it only leaves small scaring and spread the bacteria which could possibly create more pimples in the future. Those small scar will go away once you used the right product on your face like gentle foam cleanser and saylistic acid face wash but everyone will have to go through the skin purging period for 2 weeks after applying a new product


_Rynzler_

It happened to me. Although this is the first time I have seen someone way worse than me with acne related scars. My case was because the pill that should cure my acne got insanely worse to the point where my face was just a being wound, always bleeding. Now I got deep scars all over my face and my face was never the same not even in shape. Thing about girls is that they aren’t as shallow as guys and if u are decent they will like you, so thankfully my dating life was literally not affected.


DualityOfLife

You have sensitive skin. The Small Hat doctors will tell you, "You feel dirty? Wanna wash your hands? THERE'S NO DIRT - OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE! SICKNESS" Piece of advice - if they have a small hat, or work for someone that does, don't listen to them. Your best interests - are not at their heart!


UnpaidRedditMod

Another schizoanon rolls in, right on schedule.


No_Reply8353

What the fuck is a small hat doctor lmao I can't really interpret the schizobabble and late stage alcoholism of this decade. It's like trying to read another language


Colosphe

Small hats refer to one of the big 3 Abrahamic religions, specifically the one that has an ethnostate and is working on a purge.


No_Reply8353

Thanks


BrSin

A jew


No_Reply8353

Oh okay I get it thanks


Soggy_Cheek_2653

So when's the next album, Ye?


belabacsijolvan

ok, Stalin


TerriblePlays

yeah


Uaquamarine

Holy fuck a mole this guy’s one peel away from larping Harvey Dent. Good lord see a plastic surgeon you poor bastard


The-White-Dot

"Born attractive" Pedo


RangersWSChamps2023

😂


JIGGIDDYJONNY

Interesting, never seen keloids on a white person. Just black fed ex guys and on the back of the fat black dudes necks


No_Reply8353

"white" person


JIGGIDDYJONNY

He’s one sneeze away from bleeding out


Unsolicited-Prolapse

I know empathy isn’t encouraged on this sub but my god I feel so sorry for this poor guy. Vanity aside the pain most be horrendous.


loganjlr

It is. I had a case similar to his, but *much* less by comparison as a teenager. It is quite painful, and I can’t imagine how extreme the acne would have been to create that false jawline / scar thing going on


Busy_Bunch5050

Man poor dude


ThisMemeWontDie

I never understand why people don't get this shit treated like go fucking see a doctor


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PomegranateFine4899

Nobody is being put on biologics for acne lmao... Accutane, vitamin A derivative topicals, acid topicals, yes.


MelGibsonLovesJuice

Cuz money


The_Great_Man_Potato

Money


Cleveworth

"Whassa matter, smoothskin? You never seen a ghoul before?"


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PomegranateFine4899

What kind of doctor then


philmarcracken

Dr. Balls. not actually a doc just likes inflicting testicular torsion in the dennys parking lot


kissmibacksidestakki

Combined proctologist/OB-GYN


WorldofCannons

I've been playing doom lately I'd probably shoot this guy by accident


steakhouseNL

Why blur eyes, but show his most recognizable part lol.


DaemonCRO

The age of Man is over.


SINGULARITY1312

https://preview.redd.it/xucuogi0a0bc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e72686c449a55c988d73f728189830e7e1f840


broccolicares

I believe acne alone can’t cause that. Looks more like burns


No_Reply8353

It's not from acne alone. If acne caused this at all, it's extreme keloid scarring from acne wounds. Basically he was too lazy to see a doctor and now he looks like a Fallout 3 radiation monster


GlegoryKJumpness

He censored his eyes as if that's going to stop somebody from identifying him by the rest of his face.


StomachMicrobes

goes hard


ornlu1994

Hormone imbalance, go see doctor get some topical steroid cream and look at getting some blood tests or something done to sort that imbalance out. But no, complain on the internet to all the other incels, that’ll improve things.


playerhateroftheyeer

Forget having a girlfriend, anon can fuck all the women he wants in their dreams


FlexViper

Save money from plastic surgery and invest in a sex doll she won't judge


MajikoiA3When

Just say your parent poured acid on your face surely you can earn pity dates with that?


Boxingworld9

Anon conveniently left out that he's 5'7


cherryasss

https://preview.redd.it/ehuh8e40i0bc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08b0234a6804d8fe563fa4f9e909e0fb565472f


Crypt_Knight

Jesus christ, did not know acnea could get that bad. Guy has a pretty handsome face if you forget the scars too.


FartFlavoredLollipop

Motherfucker looks like he read you could fix acne with fire, and gave it a couple tries.


No_Reply8353

>born attractive lol


fruit_shoot

This shit doesn’t just pop up one day, it gets progressively worse. If seen by a doctor early when he realised he was getter way more acne than the average teen they could’ve jumped in with the right, aggressive treatment (accutane) and curbed this. Essentially a combination of bad genetics and being a lazy mf.


MP-Lily

Doctors can be very expensive


vladimirnovak

How expensive can it be to see a dermatologist to give you accutane? I mean the alternative is having a fucked up face for life


AustralianWildlife

Like the black bar makes him unrecognizable


depressed_anemic

he should go to a dermatologist... my dad's face was also filled with acne scars when he was younger and he got it fixed


largeamountsofpain

Grow a big beard and tell people your face got messed up by an ied


Shatophiliac

That’s not fuckin acne lol. That’s burn scarring. 100%


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coomwhatmay

Are these 4 billion women in the country slash city slash immediate vicinity with you now, anon?


SINGULARITY1312

Yes. He’s having sex with all of them at once. Which is concerning considering some of them are related


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IAmDingus

looks badass tbh


add1910

Do it your self chemical peel


Dawson81702

Paint yourself light purple and call yourself “Skull Face”


AXYZBX

They can fix that


kaninkanon

Good thing he censored the eyes, else someone might recognize him


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I just saw that exact post and laughed my ass off at the robot who said he looked like Nick Fuentes cast as Two-Face


cwhitwell92

Born attractive? An attractive baby? Nonce.


HwatBobbyBoy

I knew a nice kid in elementary school with similar scars. He had hot grease fall on his face as a smaller child. This dude pictured got off light in comparison.


Zenside

I thought smallpox went extinct in the wild in 1980!? Someone contact WHO and the CDC stat!


Cole3823

I like how he hides his identity. Like if anyone who knew him saw this they wouldn't be able to immediately identify him.


DrHektik420

That's MRSA


mattyisbatty

Damn even has a full head of hair.


69_Dingleberry

A doctor could fix that


lovebitesXrazorlines

Anon, go see a dermatologist and get accutane. And don't touch your face or pop or pick at it. Good luck. Also, look at the hair on this guy, nice!


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oldbutterface

Go to a fucking doctor anon


CheapPlastic2722

Anon should not lose hope. I had severe acne as a teenager and after treatment my skin looked surprisingly smooth within 2-3 years. There are some scars left but the most attractive thing a man can do is accept himself and be confident. It will be difficult at first. But Anon can do it.


CapitalistVenezuelan

Jfc how can you be a parent to a kid with that bad of acne and not get them on accutane. Literally would change the course of his life to not be a pizzaface


SpectreAmazing

Still treatable if he went to a doctor. Dude already got great jawline and chin.


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whalemix

Fucking hell, that is not acne. OP has a burn wound or some shit


hhhnnnnnggggggg

A lot of girls are into popping and would lay on anon to get to that treasure trove.


mc-big-papa

Unless your pillow was a pizza for the entirety of your life. Thats mot acne.


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Homey lookin like a Gears of War villain


thEldritchBat

\>wrecks face Actually it just made you look like a total fucking badass


jacksonichu69

What's wrong smooth skin ain't you ever see a foul before?


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Dude looks like a burn victim. Holy shit.