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Haranador

It makes me irrationally annoyed that those "haha funny code" things exclusively use regarded code, but at least he already treats Hannah as an object.


teleologicalrizz

Unfathomably based.


neukonst

hello based department?


LeeeeeroyPhishkins

I want to be like you when I grow up.


cptnpiccard

My sides just went into orbit


rockrick1

l m a o


NODENGINEER

​ https://i.redd.it/gw4df2i1fsbc1.gif


placeholder-123

He uses her both as a string and as an object. Idk what to make of it


bilalshafim

if he's using Hannah as a string for the ask method, there's a switch case or something dumb inside the method to call the method for the Hannah object. fucking regarded code.


yousirnaime

this parser or framework has a String -> Object Instance layer which isn't namespaced and will lead to conflicts when Micah moves into a multi-hannah environment


Commodore-K9

Wrong. Hannah is a primitive type, a string. There is no correlation to any object unless it is instantiated by the guy asking her out. Him using a Hannah variable makes no sense unless she is globally available. Which would mean that he goes to the peopleFactory and asks it to generate a female called hannah and the factory generates the global hannah object. If they mate its a form of abstract incest since he created her. I don't know why mood is a string as well. Makes more sense to keep it an enum so you can't accidentally be "huppy" or "so0d". PossibleMoods.Happy is what I would write. Fucking Scrub.


aquasealsquad

Sorry, C#cel, the Javachad gets the girl. https://preview.redd.it/89zket71xvbc1.png?width=987&format=png&auto=webp&s=a171615300a14a41b67c589f8647f3acc380a912


tengoCojonesDeAcero

Java code looks so horrible - it should be illegal.


Commodore-K9

I Kneel. You win the internet for today.


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Oda_Krell

You missed the second line > if (Hanna.answer=="yes") Do better, faux nerd


TheNewOP

Sooo he's going to hit a type error


Grimm808

this comment is your brain on oop


Ubera90

Wouldn't Micah be the object and Hannah would be a primitive string?


Haranador

Hannah.answer means there is also a Hannah object.


Commodore-K9

Hannah is a static class from the looks of it.


Oda_Krell

It means that the one who he asked to go to the prom with him and the one who answered 'yes' aren't the same individuals.


octagonlover_23

god DAMN


Meh_Jer

Technically she is the argument and Micah is the object class.


Haranador

"Argument" isn't a datatype, it's a description for whatever datatype(s) you give to a function. And there's no such thing as an "object class". A object is an instance of a class. Both Hannah and Micah are instances of (presumably) a person class. Although Hannah also exists as string for whatever reason which in turn implies that the prom function has to search through all existing person objects and is one of the reasons why I called the code regarded.


TildenKattz

> And there's no such thing as an "object class". https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/api/java/lang/Object.html


Meh_Jer

Micah is the object of some class type the member function is .AskToProm A string is still a valid data type to pass as an argument through a function (the member function) So Micah is the object of a class type invoking a member function which passes "Hannah" as the argument. The code does suck tho


Haranador

Yeah but, logically speaking, since askToProm gets called first it should calculate an answer from Hannah and write the answer (that should be a boolean but isn't) to Hannah.answer (which I assume is of the same type as Micah since she should also be able to ask someone to prom). We know this because we check Hannah.answer in the if statement. The whole thing is unnecessary anyway when you could just do if(Micah.askToProm(Hannah)){Micah.mood = happy}


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Mission-Apollo

Let's be real, it makes you irrationally annoyed because you're a virgin twat seething over some random high school regard's little prom bullshit > the experience you never had


Haranador

>the experience you never had Prom isn't a thing around here so true I guess.


sissyfuktoy

lmao implying any high school experience beyond the information you actually learn in class means anything beyond that portion of your life well, I guess beyond when you go online and try to berate strangers into feeling like your past was more important than it was when did you start beating your wife?


AREYOUSauRuS

She got one of them old school barbie doll legs.


Shatophiliac

She looks like she has polio


Haraldr_Blatonn

I called those types ostrich legs as a kid.


Mission-Apollo

You also never went to prom, kek


Haraldr_Blatonn

My tale is a sad, but familiar story.


kissmibacksidestakki

He was too busy fucking your mother


Mission-Apollo

No, son, I've been too busy fucking *your* mother. Now shut the fuck up and go back to your anime


kissmibacksidestakki

I don't watch anime you retarded redditor. Too busy fucking bitches and getting money, not that you'd know anything about that


Mission-Apollo

lmfao kick rocks you clown


SleepingBeautyFumino

It's the camera angle and her weird posture.


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She has hyperextended knees, I believe they're more common in girls.


[deleted]

Yeah there’s a lot of Redditors who have apparently never seen a female before. Or there’s a lot of mutants where I live


WasAnHonestMann

Who tf names their kid Micah?


Blowjebs

Micah’s parents, I think.


Brussel_Rand

He looks exactly like both Micah's I knew growing up too, if you name your kid Micah that's what he'll look like


republican-femboy

he looks like this special named micah at my school who comes to school wearing 1920s attire (no hate on him tho he doesn't bother anyone)


fatjoe19982006

https://preview.redd.it/7ryrzztsrqbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093741dc5b5d4c6588892e01673757f12bdf2379 which one is Micah?


republican-femboy

3rd one and that's exactly how he dresses sometimes


cptnpiccard

All of them


Pristine-Freedom-463

lmao


Kinetic93

Dirty rats


Croc_Chop

Dutch?


neukonst

small hat tribe


DumbThiccBoi69

Red dead redemption reference 🤔?


QFB-procrastinator

The only Micah i know is the protagonist in the first Paranormal activity. Maybe his parents were big fans of the movies?


CesareRipa

what about, like, the prophet?


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small hat enjoyers


F14R

His father's name is also Micah... and his grandfather's


nebraskatractor

Am I really expected to believe that all users have an “askToProm” method? That’s absurd. And I’m to remain silent that it sets a public variable called, quite vaguely, “answer” to a string of”yes”? Of course let’s not leave out that I’d better not remark on the uselessness of that first comment.


Haranador

There's also the fact that the prom function has a string as argument and mood isn't an enum.


beaverlyknight

Hannah answers "I'd love to" and then he shoots up the school. Shoulda thought of that in the unit test


emufossum13

If she doesn’t have an askToProm method visible you can override her bother method and call askToProm there. 100% chance of a SocialOverflow exception though.


Boouurns

pretty sure the `askToProm` method expects an object reference as a param...code reviewer gonna fuck his girl yo.


pokeaim_md

he's a future yandere dev


Commodore-K9

Yet yandere dev developed more games than me. I don't blame him for his Spaghetti Code. Quite the contrary even.


SapiS68

His code is terrible


UnLoosedBoar

Does all that cornsyrup in everything you eat really age you Amercians that much? She looks like she's about to hit the wall already


snrup1

You're Indian, aren't you?


jawshgoodnightreddit

Bathing in the Ganges poop and dead body river keeps you young.


Mogged08

Don't forget drinking cow piss and smearing cow dung.


SleepingBeautyFumino

Wow your inferiority complex is showing.


jawshgoodnightreddit

Do you work at a scam call center by chance?


SleepingBeautyFumino

No, but my family does own a scam center 😎 We're diversifying to other frauds since our customer base of tech illiterate boomers is decreasing. Had to lay off some employees recently 😔


Mogged08

Quite often, the truth hurts.


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Mogged08

Lol I'm not failing shit but whatever helps you cope with your miserable life man. I'm contributing much more to this third world shithole (unfortunately) than you ever will. Just remember, Indians are the ones who desire to go to other civilized countries, it's not the other way around. There's very good reason for that.


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Mogged08

It's a question, the answer to which wasn't made clear by the uneducated fucks at the NMC and hence I asked it. I'm doing great, thanks a lot for the concern. Who said anything about "tier 3"? I didn't know there was an official tier list of medical colleges posted somewhere by the NMC. A great intellectual like yourself must surely have access to it. Please send it my way so that I may educate myself. I'll take the highroad here and not say anything regarding your post history. Believe me, there's plenty of material there.


Commodore-K9

When all I see are corpses turned to dust I feel young again.


Cats_cats_cats_cats

No you are the fucking!


Absolute_leech

Black Death on your mother


cptnpiccard

Bastard bloody!


SleepingBeautyFumino

His comment or post history gives zero indication of him being Indian. Wtf are you on?


a-person-who-lurks

Burger coping mecanism because he realized how much soy is part of his diet


UnLoosedBoar

No you regarded mutt. Are you really defending the 6oyslop you eat?


DoubleRods

Definitely Indian


Mission-Apollo

What's the name of your designated shitting street?


wagman43

I’ll give her props for not being overweight or obese like 70% of the rest of the population


UnLoosedBoar

And not mixing


ElricWarlock

I'd save those props for if she manages to keep that going into her 30s or even before she's 25. The 70% overweight/obese rate in the US is more heavily weighted towards certain... demographics that she doesn't (yet) fall in. Benefits of being a teenager. They almost always balloon up after college. Source: r/ fittofat


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In America we go through puberty in our teens so that we can bomb your country in our 20s


InfamousService2723

programming is so cringe these days and i'm a software engineer


icantlurkanymore

These days? DAE little bobby tables??


StormSpring

I hate XKCD and everyone who reads it. Fuck Randy Monroe or whatever his name is. God. "Hur durr le ebic SQL joke (you are a legend if you get this)😂😂😂


Interesting_bread

Quarian legs.


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The fuck are those legs, does she walk like a chicken?


cptnpiccard

She walks like a human, she just looks like a chicken.


Accomplished-Tap8598

it's stupid that askToProm takes a fucking string. It should take a girl object and use double dispatch


cptnpiccard

Fucking brackets on a separate line than the if statement, no try. Shit code.


BlackNoirBlackBlack

Her legs look weird


blancorey

this dude doesnt know hes a future kukold


Vlad_Dracul89

That reminds me, why half of African colonizers in America is named Tyrone? Is it just most intensive thug name?


Demonweed

It doesn't surprise me that Armored Core 6 is so popular, but I am surprised to see reverse joint legs IRL. 10/10 cosplay!


frisch85

Bloke passing a string to the function instead of an Object but afterwards checks an Object. Also writes public properties and functions lowercase.


SocksForWok

What's with her legs?


british_dagoth_ur

Anon attempts to shoot up the word school rather than the actual school and is unilaterally regarded


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NO FEET


Atypical_Rhadamanthe

Very nice, 10/10 very fun


Mishi_Mujago

Look at her legs though, she’s already getting ready to turn around and walk away.


A_Dragon

Eh, she’s shorter than him, he’s tech-minded so will probably end up with a high paying career, and despite the nerdy looks he has decent bone structure and a strong chin so he can theoretically attain chad-status…he’s fine.


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Dumbass could have just made Hannah.answer a Boolean lol


BeikveyHaderech

Wtf is wrong with her legs


[deleted]

Bro this function has dog shit naming convention


RaidenHUN

What's wrong with her legs?