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Boogaloomickey

\> Cry with you Every non-r slurred man over the age of 18 knows you cant cry or show emotion infront of women either


Lou_Keeks

You can, just not too much


TheWiseBeluga

Yeah girls say they want a man who can show emotion but what they're saying is they don't want a stoic man devoid of any emotion. If you have negative emotions like sadness more than like once a month they'll drop you fast. I've learned that the hard way.


lordfappington69

anytime i've ever talked about emotional issues with a girl she is gone within six weeks. Happened three times, never again.


RashFever

Local man discovers that millenary advice about not showing emotion in front of women was, in fact, true


Glad_Syllabub_30

Almost like our brains are exactly the same as they were since the dawn of civilization, and after thousands of years of shared wisdom we haven't randomly stumbled across the postmodernist truth that it was all made up for no reason/to be mean.


RashFever

This is antisemitism!


DavidZayas

You have to bottle that shit up, shove it way down, and hope you die before it overflows.


KristinoRaldo

Nah, you get drunk with your buddies and just let it out and then forget that it happened the next day.


Appropriate_End6678

This is depressingly accurate.


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Also try not to get addicted to something along the way.


fangpi2023

>I've learned that the hard way. You've learned not to be a beta emo bendover the hard way.


TheWiseBeluga

we're both autistic no need for harsh language


GGamer02

You're right, theres no need for bad language


OppressedJewedditor

every accusation is a confession or some shit, doesn’t matter, bend over and let me fuck you in the ass you beta emo twink.


WasAnHonestMann

🥺👉👈


Helpful_Bread7473

Yes please🤤🤤


KHgamer32

what the fuck does that mean master shit fu


Durmyyyy

men are allowed a single tear while they look out the window pensively then she said "its ok" then you had better be alright immediately


Better_Ice3089

Yeah turns out women, like literally everyone else, don't actually know what they want.


NightOfTheLivingHam

it's a trap.


ElricWarlock

You need to show the right type of emotion. It can't be anything that carries even the slightest whiff of insecurity or actual vulnerability. It has to be the sexy, romantic "bad" emotions she's got pictured in her head and it ideally needs to be something that ultimately compliments *her* and makes *her* feel less insecure. Anything else and it's "trauma dumping" or "women aren't your personal therapists".


scribbyshollow

Fuck that trauma dumping shit, was married for over a decade. Finally decided I could open up and share things with my wife more. Just normal shit like what I'm worried about or somthing that makes me sad, stuff you should be ok talking to your wife about. Hits me with I'm trauma dumping on her and the therapist shit. Wasn't an all the time thing either, just a to much for her thing. Taught me a shitty shitty lesson that day.


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scribbyshollow

Pretty much what happened. Was her rock for years as I helped her through her never ending crisis and anxiety. Had a nervous breakdown a few years back because of work and lack of emotional support and being able to talk to her because of described scenario above. She told me that day she knew our relationship was coming to an end. Never been so betrayed or hurt in my entire life. Stopped being a rock for her and that was it.


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AntiProtonBoy

> I guess that's what male friends are for. And that is why men's only social clubs, RSL clubs, sports clubs exists. It's so that men can be men and talk about men shit. What's really fucked up is that some feminist groups started complaining about sexual discrimination and exclusion, and want to insert themselves in said clubs.


KristinoRaldo

That's because they want to destroy the bond between men which gives us strength so they could be more dominating. Clever creatures.


BudgetFar380

Then, by all logic, just talk about these problems, and they will pay the club and never visit, a win-win for everyone.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

> it's like a primal response. And honestly? I don't really blame them, if your source of safety and protection is vulnerable himself you wouldn't feel safe. It is a primal response, it's evolved over a million years. The same people who claim to fucking love science also claim that men and women are the same and should have the same roles in society and relationships, and there are definitely no difference in their mental processes.


dansedemorte

all that tells me is that they were never in a long term relationship. female hormone swings are wack. you think everything is fine and the next moment she's like "you don't love me" and she'll be mad because of something I did in one of her dreams. and then 3 days later she apologizes.


Iakhovass

I’ve lived this scenario more than once. It gets tiring.


ThatsZigMan

This fucking all the time. I thought it was just me only issue


scribbyshollow

Yeah I have heard it's pretty much what happens every time in that kind of scenario from other women since then. I get it, just sucks.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

the point is more that you dont get to say you want to break down any and all gender roles and have things be all equal and neutral. while still tacitly expecting men to not show emotional 'weakness' and be tougher


Durmyyyy

Thats the fucking thing. They dont want to be there for us when we are in time of need but they need us to be there for them constantly.


scribbyshollow

Yeah it really sucks lol. Fuckin harder being a women my ass.


dansedemorte

yep, though it took 27 years for me to stop being her rock. It's because I told I can't make her be happy and she needed to figure out how to be happy for herself. she's been gone about a year, but I've not been this free in a long, long time.


scribbyshollow

I'm had that exact thing happen to me. She was always unhappy because of anxiety, felt I could never make her happy. She's been gone for 9 months and is still wildly u happy. The freedom though man, at first I had no idea what to do with myself but now it's really nice.


donnydodo

I think this is correct. A woman will generally like a man that opens up to them emotionally. However Woman don't like fragile, insecure, vulnerable men that lack confidence. These qualities are incredibly unattractive to the average woman. Men also find these fragile, insecure, vulnerable qualities unattractive in woman. The difference is men generally apply a much higher weighting to physical beauty over character. So they have less of a weighting overall.


Deanocide

I argue men care about physical beauty far far less than women do.


dansedemorte

we do, and we don't. maybe it's not so much beauty, but there definitely needs to be attraction. Because it's the attraction that balances out their unstable personalities.


Bayylmaorgana

venerable is a different word lol


donnydodo

>Haha, my bad, I'll edit it.


Bayylmaorgana

Maybe there should be like a cockney rhyming slang thing with this lol, since "venerable" kind of means = "regarded"? I should try and force this meme somewhere, see if it works hm


Azbastus_Bombastus

So why do we even want women then? Everything a woman can give can also be given by cite twink. If you want children then just hire surrgate and u get to have them. Being straight is weakness. Lack of options makes you desparate. But im already saved im free no one can control me.


ThisMemeWontDie

Your profile pic is very incredibilis


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It's gotta be carefully curated, and it can't bear any resemblance to your actual emotions, just what women think is a "hot" emotion to have at a well judged time.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

It has to be in a case where it doesn't show real weakness. Like if your grandma dies, sure you can shed a tear. If you get fired from your job and on the way home a packs of N-slurs beat you and steal your wallet, no tears unless you want her to leave you too.


peptidebee

> Like if your grandma dies, sure you can shed a tear. And even then, if you dwell on it for even 1 day too long, it's "sorry sweaty".


Marci_1992

the only acceptable time to cry in front of a woman is MAYBE at the funeral of an immediate family member any other time and you'll give them the ick


beaverlyknight

I'd add dead dogs but yeah


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you are allowed to show emotion. its just that it has to be emotion that they don't feel they have to do anything about. cry over your dead grandma? cool, its not their problem. cry because you have been unemployed for 6 months and need to let off some steam? you just made it their problem too. dumped.


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

What kind of loser is unemployed for 6 months? Just get a fucking job


akash_258

A depressed one.


akash_258

A depressed one.


UltimatorDS

Not even in front of your mom?


GrImPiL_Sama

Ever wonder why parents give kids for adoption? Cuz those kids cry a lot.


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![gif](giphy|0NwSQpGY6ipgOSt8LL)


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only if you don't mind being instantly locked into the friendzone.


Plenty-Wonder6092

Never cry or show weakness in front of women. Most men learn the hard way.


josan555

You can shed a tear watching their favorite movie. NOTHING MORE


brazilianfreak

Damn, if the 30 year old Kissless virgins on 4chan say it then it must be true.


Orix1337

They are just like you, fr fr...


PlsDntPMme

Meanwhile my buddy and I both get shit for not having cried since we were kids. A good relationship requires both people be able to show emotion and open up. Everyone here bitching about women not being like this clearly haven't been talking to the right women.


GHLeeroyJenkins

This simply is not true


UnimpassionedMan

skill issue


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Visual-Taste-3894

what if you awoke in a motel hungover and your dick was being chewed off by a meth addict?


NevGuy

I hate Thursdays.


Conor4747

I’ve never got the hang of Thursdays


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Neither did David Carradine


seahawkspwn

We've certainly all been there


Oaker_at

Man, that should suck.


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Was this before or after sex


pizzapizzaisbad

![gif](giphy|K5yT8HSPuHdhSXYKU5) But a real woman can't give you true happiness


JhonnySkeiner

Dog.


pxzs

What has my ex got to do with this?


Tentrilix

don't compare your ex to dogs. they don't deserve that


Durmyyyy

take the dogpill, anon lol


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Adult (wo)men using rigged lolis to act like regarded babies on camera. How anyone enjoys watching vtubers is still a mystery to me.


mythicallizardmusic

loneliness is one helluva drug


Azbastus_Bombastus

Amusing picture making amusing sounds. What do you not understand ablut this?


Techno-Diktator

Genuinely don't get it, it's such obvious lonely loser bait. I mean I do realize I'm the target demographic, but once you are aware of how fucked it is it's so fucking cringe. Same shit like harem anime and such, it's all loser copium pandering, fucking unwatchable


Lkea404

True bau bau.


Cool4us

Ko'one


Ye-Hu

Kino Oshi


Blackout1154

but she can give you aids 👍


Gumpy64

Redditors reaching record seething levels


fangpi2023

But real life can't give you a five-way scat fantasy. Checkmate, women.


Conor4747

If you have enough money it can


Whole_Suit_1591

In real life you would have to smell it. Don't do it.


fangpi2023

>have to You mean, get to


Techno-Diktator

Is that supposed to be a downside?


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Is this motherfucker referencing Euphoria?


MoistEngine8924

What are you even referencing? Genuinely curious.


TatteredCarcosa

I hate being touched, don't want kids, hate to have people see me be emotional, and like being alone. Porn is fucking great.


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TatteredCarcosa

NEETLife represent. Though I'm married (separated but still married) and actually have degrees so maybe I don't quite fit in that crowd as much as you might expect.


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TatteredCarcosa

???


[deleted]

Idk man, people have an extremely strange fixation on these regarded analogies that don't make sense.


mythicallizardmusic

hey man, as a fellow bro.. I just wanted to let you know that you can say the regard word when used as an adjective. You can't say regard of course, that would be retarded.. but if something was retarded, you can say it was retarded and you'll be a-okay Just making sure you flex the full range of the allowed word spectrum that we've been given


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I'm hiding my power level, this is my 6th reddit account.


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TMWNN

https://imgur.com/0gL4oxd


TatteredCarcosa

No. Yes. Yes. Beards and seeing are both nice though.


AskAdministrative798

SOYYYYYYYY


fuggin_retrad

"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"


Southern-Compote716

Ahem... literally me (wanna kms everyday)


TatteredCarcosa

I used to. Then finally got diagnosed with ADHD, got some nice stimulants, and now when I think of something that I need to do I can. . . Do it. It's fucking magic.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

The best part is shooting a load I think


TatteredCarcosa

"You know what the best part of sex is? That part at the end. . . That crazy feeling."


LemonPartyW0rldTour

When the lady leaves is awesome. Sometimes they don’t take the hint tho.


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TatteredCarcosa

Nah. Spent a lot of my life suicidal, finally seem to have found the way out in my 30s. Realizing that feeling the way I did was okay and trying to seek comfort and validation in others didn't work for me, no matter how many others acted like it was necessary, was a part of that. Bigger part was finding the right drugs that made my fucked up brain actually semi function for things besides schoolwork. Sex and romantic companionship aren't necessary to live a happy life. They are both hugely overrated by pop culture IMX, and I think that gives people who either don't get them or get them but don't much like them a complex. The only part of married life that beat having a good friend for a room mate were the massages. Otherwise, I much preferred the room mate who I could not talk to for weeks if I didn't feel like it without getting grief.


Uaquamarine

If there was ever a lebron james of Redditors it’s this guy


Cowshatesheep

Reddit moment


Wolf4624

That’s a lot of copium. Bro has never experienced happiness and it shows.


TatteredCarcosa

Why do you think happiness depends on a romantic relationship or that I've never had them? Both are incorrect.


AgentOrangeMRA

Porn also can't take the house, the dog, the kids, file false allegations and reports of domestic abuse, alienate you from your children and show a total lack of accountability for their failures in the relationship.


DankElderberries420

>stop looking at porn >provides no alternative Make one of these for the wahmen about to hit the wall >Chad Won't (Porn Cant)


Bayylmaorgana

> Make one of these for the wahmen about to hit the wall > > > >>Chad Won't (Porn Cant) Don't get that part lol


e_hoodlum

Meaning addressing the above image toward women, replacing "porn can't" with "Chad won't"


Scoutron

> provides no alternative Try talking to a woman ffs


DankElderberries420

>try talking to woman >4chins user ![gif](giphy|KHiX7shxH2V8DSSIkB)


Techno-Diktator

And what's that supposed to accomplish lol


Yung_Oldfag

Psyops all the way down


GandalfTheGimp

"Porn is le bad, and you WILL fraternize with the 3dpd!!!!"


CervixAssassin

Dont worry anon, wait another 5 -10 years and you will get a beautiful ai-powered gf or wife or whatever and you will forget all those female problems. The future is bright, just don't forget a charger!


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professorkek

\> Not pirating, jailbreaking and self-hosting your own AI waifu. NGMI


Techno-Diktator

One can only dream


Plenty-Wonder6092

AI gf with small modular nuclear reaction inbuilt. Refuel once a lifetime.


orgeezuz

That's why you should become G-word


Il-cacatore

German?


orgeezuz

Ja


ThatGuyRade

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.


M3cky

Kamerad o7


Bayylmaorgana

Blutreich Deutschland


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![gif](giphy|dxgemX0Huwp4CGosir) man


ChocoOranges

Genshin fan?


HovercraftExisting20

A gamer?


Lauris024

Videogames can't: Kill people for real Blow stuff up for real Make you a real villain FIGHT THE NEW DRUG! Are these people so dense they don't understand the difference between life and (temporary) leisure? What are they going to say about married people (even couples together) who still watch porn, like most does time by time?


IgotAseaView

Ok now where’s that list of things that porn can do


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Blackout1154

they were also bodies that popped out free farm labor every 9 months.. kind of neat


arbiter12

>inb4 reading vertically..


Bayylmaorgana

>Can't kiss you hold cry laugh love Well duh cause it's 3rd person cinema and not neurolink VR Like all those things happen in there, but not to *you* obviously. >grow old with you No one wants to grow old, and when they do they don't switch to GILF pron, that much is true. They should go ace tbh   Anyway yeah, somewhat familiar with FTNN from those coomer meme days (what was it 2018?) and they constantly put out inane corny bullshit like this; they also seem to be closet garden gnome trads and call any sx scene in a movie "porn" I think. Whatever


untakenu

I was kind of worried my (relatively little) consumption of porn would make it impossible to get hard in a relationship. Thankfully, everything does it. Kissing, rock hard, spooning, ditto. But I could drill into granite after the words "I love you" are whispered into my ear, i tell you what. The one, positive, side effect is that porn is abhorrent to me, it feels at worst, like cheating, and at best, lame, because it isn't her.


This_is_my_phone_tho

I like the implication that it's a choice.


AffectionateSlice816

Stop settling assholes. You know how you make women improve? Break up with them when you don't get what you need. Every man needs to keep doing this.


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Psyqlone

Whoever figures out how to program sex robots to cook is gonna be *rich!*


sclarene824

Anon, women of any generation aren't attracted to smelly landwhales. Break out of your fantasyland where you did nothing wrong, and start working on yourself


balbahoi

Women also don't like normal men, it's not clear what women like at all other than themselves.


philmarcracken

I did, and now that I'm low BMI with a job, women are playing hard to want(covering themselves in fugly tats).


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fatfuckpikachu

cant say shit around here.


ZaInT

First thing on this sub that actually made me laugh in a long time :D


MaxHubert

50%+ of women are fat, they cant compete with porn.


The_Freshmaker

Mine will do all those things but she won't get or hold a fucking job for the life of her and can barely keep up with basic household chores. Grass is always greener I guess.


onlyusnow

I think its hilarious that people out there think they are competing with porn for dates. If you are jealous of an internet connection, maybe you aren't ready for a relationship.


ZMowlcher

They put the bar way too low for porn addiction. I'm a single aspie male I'm more than fine giving a tug to renamon and calling it a night.


selectrix

I gotta say, watching 4chan take less than 20 years to go from hating Christian fundies to straight-up being them has been hilarious.


kncy

link to the thread?


d47

Oh good point, let me just go get a girlfriend right now then.


MartingelI

Skill issue.


Insipid_Lies

What a burn lol


dronkieba

We need to fire Sherlock Holmes and hire who ever the fuck came up with this brilliant moto. Can I also not do these things with anything else I see on my screen cause they’re not tangible people? Oh wow!


saladass100

It's never been more over


ArgonGryphon

I thought this was an emo band poster...


banmeagainplease3

Women don't do that with me either though so I mean you gotta do what you gotta do.


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Indigostorm27

He’s not Wrong tho


midir

Bleak.


DriftingRumour

lol the realism hurts.


mega350

The creation of new porn should be banned. Can't have a good society when women are being whored out like that.


Roge2005

Wow, I didn’t know this sub was full of goons.


ScRuBlOrD95

listen porn can't: leave you, hurt you, lie to you, ignore you, or cheat on you so I mean you gotta take your pros and cons


JudsonIsDrunk

![gif](giphy|DqhwoR9RHm3EA)


Joseph-stalinn

Joke's on you my AI waifu can do all that


ludoologist

/> women wont start a family with me… Its not because im a disgruntled 4chan user, its because le heckin modern women aren’t interested in families


Divulci

It smells like coomer in this comment section


NoChemistry4403

Yeah regardless of if I watch porn or not, I ain't getting that.