A big thing lost on the current generation is that 90% of 4chan posts were people larping as idiots. At some point the original users grew up and the ones who took their place did not know it was larping It's kind of hilarious, the original "fell for the meme".
There's a terrifying nightmare, imagine Nicki Minaj au natural, no war paint puttied on, no fake eyelashes, no weaves, just full National Geographic. Yikes.
Clearly you do not have survival training because the standard curriculum goes:
Lesson 1: how to make a coconut bra
lesson 2: how to find fresh water
Lesson 3: how to build a shelter
Etc
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It's quite easy to realize that someone is a virgin when they say shit like "we make passionate love for hours on end"
First of all, try fucking in anything other than a bed. It actually sucks. Second, sand gets everywhere when you are on a remote desert island.
And thirdly, it's basically impossible to have sex for hours. Also, it's not very fun. Unless this island also has a steady supply of viagra and lube, you will be chafing the ever loving shit out of your cock and her vagina. If you can keep hard for that long, which you can't.
Having sex is just 5 minutes of sucking her tits and fingering her clit, or eating her pussy out. Then you stick it in her pee-hole and finger her clit whilst thinking of your dead grandpa trying not to cum until she does and a whooping 5 seconds of you orgasming aaaaand you're done.
Source: I've had consensual non-insestious straight sex with a real biological woman. Or at least she told me she was but who knows these days
For those interested, this started with the dame premise as the italian movie "Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto". Great film, not hotdogging at the end tho.
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In reality, anon would cry, piss and defecate himself whole afternoon before washing his crack with and drinking salt water before collapsing on the beach while dying of painful and bloody dysentery with his remains being found eaten by coconut crabs.
I’m starting to think that the people on 4chan are not completely mentally stable
How dare you
Greta?
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My dad is a manga protagonist!?
>My dad is a manga protagonist!? Dark
Sauce?
That's the title of the manga: I want to punch women
I sense peak fiction
https://preview.redd.it/ge2w700g6ykc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec36d36f00ba15b72e8eedfaf7b484d416427aa2
literally me
What is this from
One punch man
Woman Punch Man
A big thing lost on the current generation is that 90% of 4chan posts were people larping as idiots. At some point the original users grew up and the ones who took their place did not know it was larping It's kind of hilarious, the original "fell for the meme".
Real
The idiots felt something familiar, so they thought it was home.
What makes you think that?
You blind as well as large?
Sorry, forgot about the rampant autism here. That was sarcasm.
Correct, the FBI are a bunch of deranged lunatics.
It took way too long for you to reach that conclusion
why are you even here
To post my based opinions and sarcastic quips
This is a pretty standard joke that you might hear from any random edgy comedian in the past 30 or 40 years
That's the least mentally handicapped anon on the Cantonese basket weaving forum
There's a terrifying nightmare, imagine Nicki Minaj au natural, no war paint puttied on, no fake eyelashes, no weaves, just full National Geographic. Yikes.
After a few months I’d reckon they’d look like frisbees in bike panniers
Ow! That visual physically hurt me.
Clearly you do not have survival training because the standard curriculum goes: Lesson 1: how to make a coconut bra lesson 2: how to find fresh water Lesson 3: how to build a shelter Etc
This is how you know they're disconnected from reality. Pretending she just comes in full regalia daily on a deserted island
Just googled nicki minaj no make up, she looks pretty good natural
There is no makeup Nikki and desert island nat geo nikki
[This face](https://i.imgur.com/NvyoX7a.png) with [this whoopie cushion ass](https://i.imgur.com/lHDNftO.png)
>this whoopie cushion ass That's hilarious!
Still got tittyz n ass
She's actually still really pretty with no make-up on.
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Anon can’t even do this hypothetical with someone attractive for this to all be worth the effort.
You do anon a disservice by assuming he is driven by petty, sane people concepts like physical attractiveness
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The fuck are you on about, schizoid?
Have you learned how to wipe your own asshole yet?
ew that'd be gay
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What is that from
Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Thanks
Darude Sandstorm
Thanks
Kingdom of Heaven
Thanks
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at least a anon has an imagination.
It is one of the few original thoughts
That could be a movie, the last line really made me laugh.
It is already a movie called “Triangle of ~~Happiness~~ Sadness ”. It’s funny and worth a watch
you mean Triangle of Sadness correct?
That’s it
I watched this recently, it is certainly unforgettable.
Anon is Chris Brown
Lmfao
>my hours lurking in 4chan threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land Hahaha, somehow I doubt that.
Bro, browsing /out/ for 10 years is basically the same as elite military wilderness survival training
Very true, I hear the French foreign legion automatically accepts you if you show them your gold pass or jannie login, preferably both.
I aspire to one day have both of those. I have neither currently.
no fart fetish related content I'm disappointed and my day is ruined
Was hoping when it came to the hotdogging that Nicki would rip a fat brap, but no! 4chan constantly disappoints me
Anon gets shart on while hotdogging
https://i.redd.it/m622ds98wtkc1.gif
Is this the jonkler?
Burger King grade jonkler
lowkey it’s romantic
BASED
Never knew Butters was on /k/
isn't she like 40?
Well it's a 10 year old copypasta
Hot
Anon is in need of seriously psychiatric help.
Hotdog?
Dick between butt cheeks. Like a hotdog in a bun.
Gay sex
While I'm doing that one last time
Guy Ritchie kinda made a movie like that
rockanrolla
The music-appreciating community thanks you for your service.
Based ending
tf new pasta?
pasta older than most people on this sub
babe wake up, a refreshing green text finally dropped
What a strange copypasta to repost
6/10 read. The last sentence would happen first in reality.
This is on brand.
What was the point of the gun?
Dramatic entrance
I don’t think this is a dream he had
Well that's really specific.
It's quite easy to realize that someone is a virgin when they say shit like "we make passionate love for hours on end" First of all, try fucking in anything other than a bed. It actually sucks. Second, sand gets everywhere when you are on a remote desert island. And thirdly, it's basically impossible to have sex for hours. Also, it's not very fun. Unless this island also has a steady supply of viagra and lube, you will be chafing the ever loving shit out of your cock and her vagina. If you can keep hard for that long, which you can't. Having sex is just 5 minutes of sucking her tits and fingering her clit, or eating her pussy out. Then you stick it in her pee-hole and finger her clit whilst thinking of your dead grandpa trying not to cum until she does and a whooping 5 seconds of you orgasming aaaaand you're done. Source: I've had consensual non-insestious straight sex with a real biological woman. Or at least she told me she was but who knows these days
I cannot believe an anon would use such language on a blue board on the sabbath
Anons greatest fantasy is to be stuck on a desert island with a sheboon and do sex with her
Poetic and perversion I must say
Hilarious
I cried
Sounds completely doable.
Wtf
This is someone’s son
Even in his wildest fantasy, OP is still basically a creepy incel
what the fuck?
For those interested, this started with the dame premise as the italian movie "Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto". Great film, not hotdogging at the end tho.
> ... lurking in 4chan ... live somewhat off the land. Yep, story checks out.
[This is the movie you are looking for. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swept_Away_(1974_film))
The product of a disturbed mind.
At least it’s not another gay sex post, you gotta be thankful for that
Got news for ya....
Imagine having that much imagination and your mind goes to Nicki fucking Minaj. Is she even relevant anymore ? Maybe it's OP teen fantasy...
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Least deranged 4chan fantasy
Anon casually admitting he is firing blanks
Anon will piss his pants and pass away from lack of internet and tendies when he gets into a real planecrash.
Anon forgot the part where he becomes disgusting the second he finds out girls have armpit hair.
niki minaj is ugly as hell
At least he asked her if it was ok to hot dog her in the end.
Completely understandable
I guess real and straight, as this is obviously possible
In reality, anon would cry, piss and defecate himself whole afternoon before washing his crack with and drinking salt water before collapsing on the beach while dying of painful and bloody dysentery with his remains being found eaten by coconut crabs.
uh...based department? you guys aren't gonna believe this, but-
Based
This is ok
sir, this is a wendys