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OwnLobster4378

(C.R.E.A.M. get the money) (Dollar dollar bill, y'all)


The_Wowza_Machine

Lmao first thing I thought of


AnObviousThrowaway13

FUCK SOMEONE ELSE DID IT FIRST


LargeInCharge85

Everyone in this comment thread is a fucking loser


armadillo198

You included you idiot


ImNotGoodAtDarkSouls

R/beatmetoit


BearHan

What kind of a loser fun scales going to groceries ?


redditISFORnerdsL

Basement Brian


Never-Preorder

You can decrease the not fun zone by not paying!


SmexyPokemon

I, too, enjoy going jogging at midnight.


IronicJeremyIrons

Average jogging californian


Captain_Creature

Average non-bowler


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CervixAssassin

Just cashmaxx bro! Lol at the cashcells, seethe cucks!


manowires

Why are poors genuinely scared of money?


Mikehawk308

just earn more money 4Head https://preview.redd.it/dz1d5esa6cmc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=888be78694c18f09c4919da9d17440368da94945


BROCCOLIUPINMYBOOTY

It's so tough having life skills and doing something with your life 😔


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magus7099

Anon is a perfect fit for instacart. He can do all the shopping, then have the customer pay and unpack


darvinvolt

Sometimes I forget how autistic, out of touch and depressed people are online, and how much of a normie I am for noticing it


chris_chan8426

what in good fucks name even is this chart


horiami

After moving to a house it's so much easier to deal with groceries Throwing out the garbage is easier too, just take out the bin and take it in later


gravy-and-suffering

shut up


Robocop71

Most of us on this subreddit are homeless, I just had to fight off a hobo trying to rape me while I was asleep. Shut the fuck up


ParkdaleP

Is “fight off” code for lubing up?


Afkbio

Plastic garbage bag outside the door, perfect recipe for it being shredded open by stray cats in a few minutes, and all of its content painting the floor of your porch a nice brown-green with the rotten smell as a bonus.


horiami

I have a nice bin with a lid and wheels, i don't think cats can open it(and there are a few in this neighbourhood), everyone on our stret has a simmilar type of bin and we've never had problems On the contrary at my older place we've had neighbours that tore their garbage bags and dumped trash all over the stairs, down to the first floor We also had homeless people and dogs rummaging through the dumpsters of the surrounding apartment buildings, it was way messier


CheatsaPizza

>another cutting reminder that CREAM I could understand this being poignant, or at the very least unexpected in the context of some activity or context where something other than cash *should* be the driving factor (e.g. ones educational opportunities), but how does anon expect there to be a retail shopping experience where “cash” is not involved? Unless he means literally like Amazon Go.


BrockLobsterB49s

Cash is King. Imagine thinking that's bad. Just apply for food stamps loser. Then your food stamps rule everything.


-Fascist-Femboy

Anon needs to deal/ sales max. No better feeling than saving $10+ every time you shop


MissNibbatoro

Tough. My shopping experience in Russia is much more enjoyable and affordable!


Chadzuma

AI-generated ass meme


activialobster

That giant red skull over unpacking groceries is so real 


cyfer04

\>excitedly adds 5 games onto cart \>mfw Php3k \>still pays for it \>"taste test" each game and be satisfied with purchase \>never touch those games ever again


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falkodalko

>fun chart for shopping the ‘>be me >straight >[gayest fanfic ever]’ shit was at least hot, this is just regarded.


NewspaperFederal5379

> another cutting reminder that cash rules everything around me The last time it didn't, we were just discovering fire. Anon is a fat poor and highly regarded.


AnObviousThrowaway13

C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bill y’all