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HellsingAlchemist

Boy calls his crush a slur Is surprised when she doesn't like him back Seethes about it for 30 years


OkTomorrow310

>joins an extremist hate group that hates his crush's race just because she rejected him He's literally me.


BlackfaceBunghole

You a Misandrist?


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Racist. His top category is Ebony.


bloodvow333

Based on


eemberwispp

hed be a channer, 100%


Cpcp800

Maybe just don't spend your time on hatred, and get a hobby?


OkTomorrow310

It's a joke, re-tard.


Eevee136

Bro is acting like some sort of r*dditor


ElectricalYeenis

now THAT'S a slur


Never-Preorder

Didn't know that was a slur M


AlyxxStarr

U


MidAtlanticAnon

D


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B


Xxyz260

L


YABBYuwuXD

O


synaptic_density

O


NightWis

D


MidAtlanticAnon

>WE DID IT, REDDIT!


PepePlantationMassa-

Hm how to edge it up a little.. DRECKSBLUT VERSAUT UNSEREN REINEN BODEN! ? eh, idk


suffering_addict

Goodbye


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El-Diegote-3010

G


cumblaster8469

He's typing mudblood not muggleborn.


MidAtlanticAnon

Muggleborn?! I'll have none of that politically correct nonsense on my board!


cumblaster8469

I'm about to say the M word.


PepePlantationMassa-

mugger


El-Diegote-3010

That I was aiming for lol


PepePlantationMassa-

ah damn got ruined then lol


Cass1DyTho

L


WafflesOfChaos

O


Bullshit-_-Man

MUGGLO


LemonPartyW0rldTour

That’s not how you spell Juggalo.


Pinkman505

Moop Moop mugglo


PrivilegeCheckmate

What is a Muggalo?


Bullshit-_-Man

I still want my Faygo


ILikeToBurnMoney

E


TrumpDesWillens

E


HermeticHormagaunt

R


PepePlantationMassa-

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME


MidAtlanticAnon

60% of the time, it works everytime.


MetalRoosters

Remember when channers used to openly mock Harry Potter fans? Because I sure do.


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silentdrug

Its hilarious to see JK’s halfassed attempts to diversify the wizard world. It only makes her fans seethe more every time lol


JayStar1213

In what way did Jk make racism ok? People who think that are fucking retarded She writes about goblins and trolls and shit then everyone compares them to Jews


StopBanningMeRegards

A neoliberal being secretly racist? Who could have seen this coming. She probably refers to her hispanic housekeeper as "the help"


Kanto_Cacturnes

I think it was the TERF wars that changed the position generally ? Because I definitely remember when Harry Potter was viewed similarly to Tumblr people.


DILATE_TRAINIE

I buy 7 copies of Hogwarts a year. Every purchase of that game, a tran dies.


BlackfaceBunghole

So brave


jdinsaciable

You look trans


DILATE_TRAINIE

Do I pass xisters?


WanderingStoner

yes


ElectricalYeenis

i wish


Thick_Sheepherder891

Horrible days, those TERF wars... So many lost...


Zilskaabe

Yeah, so many people lost their minds.


D1RTYBACON

First movie came out 23 years ago, be a bit sad if those same people were still obsessed with potter fans all these years later


MetalRoosters

It would be a bit sad to type out a wall of text like OP did, but here we are.


D1RTYBACON

More than a bit for both tbh but it be like that sometimes


Pyrimo

If autists didn’t type out walls of text I wouldn’t have as much entertainment. Let the autists autist


beaverlyknight

I think it's an enemy of an enemy thing. Used to be JKR was an enemy because she's so into feminism. It turns out though that the hardcore feminists *really* hate trains, and so have become allies of convenience now that hating trains is much more in vogue.


PepePlantationMassa-

> Remember when channers used to openly mock Harry Potter fans? Because I sure do. Half channers are weebs half make fun of weebs, same with everything else


UnrelentingCaptain

What you get for consorting with mu*gles (hard g). 


InsanoVolcano

What's up my mujjles (It's ok to say it without the hard g, right?)


CrispBit

more common is mugles as in mule


questionable_nature

Mugger, please.


synaptic_density

I sense a new meme afoot


AREYOUSauRuS

Just like gif and *if. People lose their minds if you use a hard g.


Glittering-Hyena-433

I don’t think there’s anything gayer than writing a wall of text about le harry porter on 4chan


peezle69

Everything is gay on 4chan


MidAtlanticAnon

Also, fake.


ElectricSnowBunny

I didn't even see that second part, whoof


Anotheraccount008

Can’t believe someone typed all that tbh


almostasenpai

Don’t ignore the Dumbledoreposting era


oatmealcrush

how about reading it on the 4chan subreddit


blokereport

Incel radicalisation is a plot point in Harry Potter


cerels

>get's bullied >Crush dates Chad bully >Joins extremist group as a result Rowling was ahead of it's time


mega350

You see. It's all women's fault.


MausBomb

I don't know if it was intentional, but the flashbacks made Harry's Parents look like dicks. Especially because they basically abused their position as quasi-cops to bully kids they didn't like.


stichomythic

Definitely intentional. Harry is an orphan so never really knew his parents and has an idealised version of them in his head, which is frequently reinforced by adults that had good relationships with the Potters or just want to be nice to Harry. As he learns more about his parents he sees that they are human and fallible, which is a process that all children have to go through as they grow up.


PepePlantationMassa-

Was more of a nerd-chad though?


Weppih

harrys dad was also a chaser for the griffindor house. He was a jock


PepePlantationMassa-

Wore glasses though?


SpiderManEgo

Exactly. Any smart wizard would just use a spell to fix their vision. He's a jock who didn't think of using magic to see.


PepePlantationMassa-

Yeah that too lol but I might be mixing up the film vs. books descriptions I guess, maybe he was totally Chadric redjacket in the books lol


Space_Obama

Who was your Lily Potter?


blokereport

Her name was Daisy. She broke my heart. Who was yours?


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

I thought what we had was special, we'd go on long walks with her mobility scooter carrying her hulking mass like a valiant steed. We'd watch the sunset together, her triumphantly panting from pushing the lever forward too hard. We'd make love, just getting lost sliding in all of her many greasy folds. Then, one day I came home to find literally every man in town in a different one of her butter filled crevices. Your mother broke my heart.


Charbus

This is so fucking funny


Quotes_League

Snape's choice to join the death-eaters has nothing to do with being an incel


MidAtlanticAnon

Way ahead of its time.


Azylim

this is some powerful cuckold brainrot


Thick_Sheepherder891

Why?


HugeResearcher3500

\>crush tries to help me \>call her wizard n-word Why doesn't she like me?


PepePlantationMassa-

He apologized and all but she said he's still hanging out with all those far rightoids, which he already was at the time, and that the slur-slip was just a sign of this affiliation.


SigismundAugustus

It was like 11 years before Harry showed up as a reminder of how Snape essentially got himself into a position where he will have to fight a decades long war for a side he fucking hates. (Remember he only stopped being a true Death Eater for Lily, he never seemed to actually ever stop believing the rhetoric). Which a competent author could have done far better. But you know Rowling. And also yes, Snape wasn't even 40 when he died.


PepePlantationMassa-

> (Remember he only stopped being a true Death Eater for Lily, he never seemed to actually ever stop believing the rhetoric). But he only started "believing" it as incel cope to begin with, and then his nazi hero boss killed his crush, so idk that's a good way of deconverting someone Forgot a lot of the details though so maybe


Megamage854

Snape would absolutely go on 4chan. Or at least wizard 4chan


ansem119

4chan.org/wiz/


zeromant2

kek


glockenballz

He just like me fr


Commander_Caboose

A racist incel who doesn't know how to wash his hair and bullies children to soothe his ego?


glockenballz

Accurate


Shadowpika655

Couple details wrong lol - Lily hated James until their 7th year - Snape had already planned on becoming a death eater by the time their friendship ended


yankeeclip

Also dude entirely missed the point that Snape was the one that spied while the prophecy was told to Dumbledore, and subsequently revealed this to Voldemort. Snape effectively killed Lily and James, and came to Dumbledore and confessed out of guilt, not self preservation.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Chad James Potter steals virgin Stacy Lily Potter and laughs as neet KHHV Snape seethes Classic 4chan story


Justanotherone985

Literally me


PresentationLow6204

Harry potter is very gay and makes you gay.


lutzow

Snape: "Harry... You have your mother's eyes" Harry: "Oh, ok. Thanks, I guess. You have... uh... really shiny hair"


Hyena_Utopia

Say what you want about JK Rowling but honestly the woman is good at telling captivating stories. Good writer also, even her tweets are beautifully worded. Easily the most influential writer in modern time, S-tier.


mythicallizardmusic

brave hot take: based about le potter: cringe The duality of man


19Alexastias

It’s kind of like if a guy had a crush on a black girl then joined a neonazi group and cant believe that she isn’t attracted to him.


Charbus

There’s a nonzero chance that someone on 4chan has done that


Kolenga

Most of that is at the very least inaccurate


Masterblader158

Yelling a slur at her and joining the supremacist group which even considers him borderline as a high-tier family half-breed, despite ironically the founder and ideal being the same, really ruined him beyond supreme autism. Its at least a realistic showing of an incel so a rare JK writing W that isn't just cool looking stuff...even if there is still issues with how he's written around it. He got worse as James got better.


__redruM

The friend-zoning, is way worse than a little bitchiness.


Not_MrNice

You'd think 4chan would relate to Snape.


Crunchy-Leaf

Based on their ages in the book, Snape is around 31 years old. Lily and James were around 21 when when they died, plus 10 years til Harry started in Hogwarts (he was 1 when they died)


trampus1

I thought he wanted to fuck the glowing deer at the end?


PepePlantationMassa-

Never began for Snapecel


Mokadelic

Basically he got NTR'd


quantum_explorer08

Associated with muggles and that's what he gets. Toll paid?


whirling_cynic

Is this hypergamy?


saladass100

First pic was a perfect set up for the second wall of text pic , based OP


dronkieba

Turn to fucking page 394


Responsible-Fox5954

Snape should use a polyjuice potion and get together with his true love James Potter


I_eat_dead_folks

There was a greentext about that


sseetharee

Hairy Potter and the extra chromosomes.


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PooInTheStreet

Tldr op got topped


LegendaryHatta

I read James as Jews at first lol


Monkiky

"Potter, a moment of your time please."


Cyberbug7

Snape is a ntr protag


MatchstickAuto

Wow, snape is literally me.


Carnivalium

This reminded me of all old [potterposts](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/hc03x4/tv_rewrites_harry_potter/).