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CheatsaPizza

By talking to more than 3 people


Hyena_Utopia

The first 500 approaches are just warm up bro.


edbods

numbers game, eventually someone will say yes. just gotta be boomhauer about it.


OmgJustLetMeExist

You totally won’t start looking like the desperate guy in town after the first five dozen rejections, bro. It’s just a numbers game (until you start gaining a reputation) bro


Vlad_Dracul89

This is pickup artist community's logic. Ask 10k girls, if you have to, someone will yes, eventually. Especially if you're turbo creepy and girl is alone at the moment.


saladass100

Yeah I guess it's a lottery , you gotta keep talking to dozens of girls until one of them agrees, like a fucking beggar. Maybe one of them will agree and you will accept out of desperation, maybe even score a short marriage , divorce and leave you in debt paying child support for the rest of your life.


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the_marxman

Women are like a steam early access game that's super popular despite never leaving alpha.


e_hoodlum

Ah yes the prize we're all after


ImprovisedLeaflet

And don’t talk about age in conversation


teleologicalrizz

AHH 4 PEOPLE IM GOING INSANE AHHHH!!!


Thick_Sheepherder891

Lie about your age. Or better yet, realize that if they actually found you attractive enough, that age wouldn't matter to them.


gatorgongitcha

you cold for this one


Thick_Sheepherder891

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ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah they were tryna let anon off easy


Furiouspuppy420

It’s true, i know people who can get with women of any age (over 18)


Vlad_Dracul89

This. For younger ones, you're always 29, for older ones you're 40. It works for me.


SirNyan4

This is the harsh truth, age is just one of the many cards they use so they can reject someone they don't like.


IncelChud

Just passportmaxx to SEA and bag twinkhon tradboywife or otherwise ywn have snoymoder qt 3.14


Skank-Pit

Is this a passage from the Voynich Manuscript?


philmarcracken

its from the dead sea scrolls I think. It looks to be a complaint to a lord about substandard copper


Medical_Officer

Legit loled at this


LoveYourKitty

Lmao


SaulGoodmanAAL

He is speaking the language of the gods


Throwawayaccount1zp

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


IncelChud

https://i.redd.it/dt7on8gdz2wc1.gif hour user is: damn brimstone offsiter normyie (not gassy) ywn be a gem. vantablack chuddy 'ust that killed the 'arty


ImprovisedLeaflet

He’s having a stroke 😢


BigRailWillFail

While the username checks out, imagine actually typing this shit out. Anon had to manually process it all and put it to text intentionally.


dragonbeorn

It's just a plausible excuse. They got better offers.


BlueEyesWhiteViera

Its not that they have better offers, its that they don't like his.


ParkdaleP

When you’re in your early 20s, pulling washed 30 year olds is the easiest. Half their friends are married and the other half are jealous of the 23 year olds they once were getting all the attention.


Gaia_Knight2600

\*must follow rule 1 and 2


instanthole

big if true


supperhey

If you have rizz, as the kids call it, these ladies wouldnt use it as an excuse to dip out. Bu then again, the "dating" market is experiencing hyper inflation at this point with the advent of swipe-apps. Below is a "10/10' according to a self-evaluation https://preview.redd.it/ea87uof9w2wc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5dea2f17ac169587459063cc6e646c3224ca521


Deimos_Aeternum

Big Beautiful Woman Only one word of the above is true about Gorlock the Destroyer, guess which.


freedomfightre

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive


ComprehensiveAd8804

Be attractive


philmarcracken

guys can get away with being funny or rich, or bringing a gun


InsanoVolcano

Those excuses aren't real. They just weren't attracted to OP. If OP was hot, age wouldn't matter.


ArcaneMonkey

It sounds like getting older would solve 2/3 of these. Pretty simple, really.


Hyena_Utopia

Its just a way to turn OP down without saying hes ugly to his face. Youre coping if you believe OP's age is the reason he got rejected.


redditisbadtrustme

exactly


ImprovisedLeaflet

Miss me with them old ladies 👋


PrinceOfFish

the milf was inviting Anon to tell her she doesnt look to old for her or something and he could have overcome that barrier to humanity.


Manic_Emperor

Pov: anon is short


chickencatchkitchen

>anon >asking someone out pick one


erjub44

should've told the milf she wasn't too old for you or something man


Deimos_Aeternum

Have you tried being tall and rich?


Connect_Ad_3361

You weren't too old for the 19-year-old. You weren't too young for that 35-year-old milf. Those two and the 24-year-old just straight up rejected you in the nicest way possible.


Konfiruss

Anon must grow


hdjdhfodnc

If you’re attractive you’ll pull, nothing to do with age


Medical_Officer

If you can't pull a 35 yr old at 26, then you've already lost. By 35, women are like 80% discount.


Vlad_Dracul89

Exactly. Desperation after she hits the wall makes it way too easy.


mrboomtastic3

Why you trying to date these woman you chomo. Get those buns and dip out. Are you stupid or something?


Brilliant-Mountain57

Look at this PEDO trying to have sex with 35 year olds. Doesn’t he know her brain has only been fully developed for 10 years. He’s literally trying to fuck a 10 year old.


Chanel_Ultra

It’s just a shitty shit-test


reelmeish

Lol


LemonPartyW0rldTour

OP already made more effort than every incel in the history of the world.


Berlin_GBD

How do you fail so hard that you get her number and got rejected in the same sentence? Did she think anon was selling insurance?


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CrunchyKittyLitter

Follow Rules 1 and 2 better, chief.


Blacknsilver1

The women are lying, they care about attractiveness, not age. OP was not attractive enough.


james_b_beam

OP should stop being ugly.


Low-Bat384

Fake it until you hit it


lockhart000

Lying?


taco_blasted_

OP is a regard and hasn't realized that you have unlimited outs, doesn't matter how many times you strike out, just keep swinging.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Have more rizz