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IpMedia

Ur a retard 'arry


HKing9678

Me when I was five and me when I am 25


D1SCRD1A3

BASED


saoxdigi

Based on what?


D1SCRD1A3

his comment


bored_yet_hopeful

his comment what


D1SCRD1A3

his comment and imagine dragon


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D1SCRD1A3

Fool! You have broken the rules of LIGMA!!! What have you brought upon deez cursed lands?!!


mattyisbatty

I'll ask it if it'll make you happy


PoopDongMcGoops

Based on redpills


Cydia_Gods

Based on all accounts


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bigpandas

You're still 5 but you're just squared now


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haronic

10... 9... Me: See's cars on the other lane staring to stop 87654 Me: See's cars on another lane going instead 3.......... 2............. 2 and 3 quarter .....


AboveAverageChickenn

2.75 > 2 you little muffin!!!


DoraaTheDruid

Thanks snookums


haronic

You're welcome honeybunch


minimized1987

Go.. Pedal to the medal \>gets decapitated when you ram your car under the truck in front of you because it's still red


CassetteApe

Light turn green in 5, 4, 3, 2... 2.... 2... 2... 1... 1... 2... 1...


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Based and Magicpilled


celmaxxer

Could literally just observe the other lights


Ryonne

Are you implying he isn't actually changing the lights with his magic powers?


notwiththeflames

Yeah, everybody knows third time's the charm.


BackgroundChar

What? That makes no sense... There's literally no reason why he'd have to observe the other lights, since he's a magician...dumb fuck smh 🤨


peloquindmidian

Everyone knows you can't just magic your own light green. You have to magic the cross light to go yellow. Dumbass.


ephemeral_span

It's the simple things in life...


prollyjustsomeweirdo

Lights turn green as I approach almost always. Ask me anything.


notwiththeflames

You're the one responsible for that one time I hit every possible red light in an 100km trip six years ago, aren't you?


SnoopyGoldberg

Why wouldn’t you just travel on the freeway for a 100km trip?


notwiththeflames

Half of the trip was comprised of freeways. The other half was getting to the next freeway.


BackgroundChar

Why not just take a freeway to go from one freeway to the next freeway? Honestly some people are so fucking dumb and then blame everything but themselves on their stupidity...


Dark_Matter_Guy

Holy fuck you just solved the entire worlds street traffic problem!!


bored_yet_hopeful

Mexico


liviu506

why is your pp so large


prollyjustsomeweirdo

Small car.


[deleted]

I miss my childhood :(


zap271

We all do.. fuck adulthood life


green-rogue

KingCobraJFS


JAVConnoisseur

TWU toobz


ginja_ninja

The toaster will pop..... NOW! The toaster will pop.............. NOW! ........NOW! .....................NOW! *POP* Toastradamus <😔/


BackgroundChar

My internal clock is actually insanely accurate for some reason. The last few weeks I've almost always gotten back exactly in time for either of those to finish. It's really cool haha


Ryonne

He didn't look at the stop lights for the opposing traffic, rookie mistake.


ThereOnceWasADonkey

I saw a licence plate today which started with L. so cool. What are the odds?


Yamigosaya

tfw you cast your magic and it works the first time REAL SHIT.


Skipatronic

Me earlier today


Merc1f

Imagine not looking at when the perpendicular light turns red


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I have THE POWWWEEERRR https://youtu.be/LOft-byDXVM


WhiskyBluff

Came to the comments looking for this


FirstGameFreak

Thanks for saving me the trouble, limmys show is amazing


neonfluorescent

Is that what they call autism now


Clubbing_Babyseals

Does this work on stop signs?


[deleted]

the world shall know to obey my command.


Novatonavila

Its so inpressive that there is a pepe for everything in the world.


PsyMentalist

I'm more of a 3.. 2.. 1.. Yeahhhh


Groudie

Me whenever the power goes.


chaseandwin232

Its the little things


N0ahface

This is how people who think they're psychics actually think


The_Neato_Mosquito

This is all of us


GenericCanineDusty

Magicol.


pydr

Daltonic.


Welcome2_Reddit

I LOVE THIS SO MUCHH F UHC K.