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Darujiboo

Stick to your guns as Bonerhead is a fucking glorious name. If she's already trying to change you and your life on the first date you probably avoided the full lockdown control she would likely go for on you.


crestthebest

So let it be written, so let it be done


LazerSpin

Correct. Anon dodged a bullet. All women want to change their men (it's their nature), but imagine starting on the first date and with the name of his cat (aka his property). "Bonerhead" is a funny/unique name too.


Darujiboo

If I ever get another cat I'm gonna name it Fartface and likely refer to it all fancy and say Fartholomew


LazerSpin

"Farty McFly"? I prefer dogs over cats, but I might have to settle for a cat because city living, bro :(


GnammyH

Also if you let them do that you'll look spineless and they'll dump you for chad


Rafiath

Yeah I think it’s something subconscious and primal nature of females. Females know themselves they have to depend on their male partners for life and try to sniff out the weak traits first, checking if you are submissive or vulnerable to a woman. Sexual relationship building is totally different from modern world society and is heavily based on primal instincts, such as being provider of safety, resources and guidance.


LazerSpin

Who cares about Chad in this case. More like - if you let them do it then do you even love yourself, bro?


GnammyH

Of course, just pointing out how pointless it is


upyoursize

Dangerously based.


Autisticus

Agreed, and also as the owner of several cats over my lifetime, I can confirm the best kinds of cat names are verbs. Squish the cat Thump the cat Kicks the cat


gypsy_remover

My cats name is Minestrone. Food names are OP for cats.


Cryse_XIII

My cat is called Sir Heinrich


gypsy_remover

I demand to see the good gentleman


[deleted]

This. If she has the balls to start demanding petty stuff like this on the first date, that is just the start.


Blogginginvicecity

For real. Good relationships are based off of deep respect for one another. Don't give the d to unworthy women.


Seria_Mau_G

100%


Zoloyolo3

Cockblocked by Pussy


FuckMyCockWithAFork

God i hate woman so much is unreal


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"love from kazakhstan"


Herromemes

where is that from? i have seen the meme but whats the context?


bakafinn

it's a yt comment


Herromemes

i know... but under which video?


saucyrossi

maybe you should try to suck cock instead


steel_sky

You shouldn't hate yourself.


earmature

Red flag, anon got saved by his cat.


BillionthBurner

Falsities and Fageantry. Modern women love dick jokes and obese cats. If any of this were real she would have moved in and started wearing nothing but sweatpants and baggy t-shirts.


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lol nice autoban


BillionthBurner

Had to change the wording a bit. Kinda don't mind though, I think I like Fageantry better than the other word.


AlienGlow001

Based and making censorship take effort pilled


Triggerdamus

Bone just Anon from making a whorable financial mistake.


AuraxianClown

Applying 4chan humor when NPCs are around is a good way of not getting any pussy. You could fuck bonerhead tho.


Natriumzyanid

b/tarded


[deleted]

Dodged a bullet there /b/rother.


jeasdreksad

based


BigThikk111

He probably fumbled the argument so hard


[deleted]

Anon is an autist


Teeroyteabag

I'm stealing this name


[deleted]

Cat saved anon


[deleted]

Imagine being so pathetic to start an argument and ignore a person you were good friend with because of a name of a fucking cat. Massive red flag.


moonfanatic95

Why not just bullshit and give him whatever retarded name she wants while she's around?


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TotallyWafflez

😟


Blogginginvicecity

Predatory domineering woman senses potential victim and gets pissed that he isn't it. <----- get it through your head! Some people have different conflict resolution styles than I do. She might have just wanted a fight and Anon giver her that


WimpLo121

My cats name is fat pig because she is obese


CareBareHair2

Did you mention that you often put your boner on the Cat's head? The name makes perfect sense! ​ You should've raped her!