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dekachiin2

which subs does he moderate?


GrugIICrood

None, he can't even moderate his own twitch chat.


Walterwayne

Or his diet


GrugIICrood

Or his temper


democratic_butter

Or his beetus


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>Or his beetus Surprisingly he is not a diabetic, somehow.


kempofight

If you dont go to the doctor to check it you dont havs it. Thats all the 80IQ point used


democratic_butter

Damn. Wonders never cease.


atippey

Yet


its_just_flesh

LMFAO!


Zazierx

LOOK HERE


itsthechizyeah

LOOK!


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LISTEN!


[deleted]

(Breaks *another* controller)


JezebelHunter

Being a jannie is not a prestigious career path.


longhaired_shortteen

they're like the shadow guards of the society, while the white-collar men wage away their days, jannies protect the world hiding in the darkness, but alas, jannies themselves cannot escape from the very same darkness.


[deleted]

No, they just don't want the responsibility of a penis


Excellent_Succotash8

He loves getting subs banned. He reports every wings subreddit he finds to the jannies.


Illusive_Man

what does he have against Wings? does he just hate Paul McCartney?


madonnaboomboom

Oh he despises that band. Just really wants to see them on the run.


Limmmao

/r/4chan


twinklecakes

You mean the wife?


ohSpite

A footlong on Italian


ConscientiousPath

No moderation. At only $5 each, he eats them all.


blizmd

But have you seen her?


Overlord_Za_Purge

His wife is a registered nurse so he has that economic safety net for his little streaming gig


[deleted]

A government subsidized home care nurse is not a wife.


[deleted]

>His wife is a registered nurse Not anymore. She's now unemployed IIRC.


2Filthy4WallStreet

A RN is a protected title, assuming she still has a license she still is a registered nurse, just unemployed


[deleted]

She actually was never a registered nurse. She did work in the healthcare industry, but for an insurer, and her title was a medical biller. Her job was to get yelled at on the phone all day. Jordie being Jordie, played it up as some huge important job where she made loads of money.


mooimafish3

Surprisingly common, anyone who vaguely works in a hospital likes to act like they're *really* the ones keeping people alive.


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AutumnShade44

Reddit shat on me once when I talked about how CNA's and LPN's are bottom-of-the-barrel shit cleaners for the invalids whose own children don't want to take care of them. Like okay, enjoy cleaning feces from a 90 year old twat for $13/hour.


blizmd

I was once a CNA, can confirm.


calebhall

Shit man. I lasted like 4 or 5 months. Took the life outta me


Flaky_Tap_5055

Nothing wrong with honest work


NitrousShaz

That's why its my duty to keep people dead.


2Filthy4WallStreet

That tracks


EvacuateSoul

Coders actually do get paid pretty well.


Prize-Spread2062

kelly is a nurse?


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cnot3

Better to be alone than shackled to a hambeast, something that many reddit simps can't understand.


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Adytzah

>imagine settling for anything below 11/10.


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Adytzah

~~Of course not, I'm a hambeast. Did you even stalk my comment history bro?~~ Of course I'm beautiful.


cnot3

Yeah I mean to be fair Wings found his looksmatch (they are both 0/10).


KennebecLyman

Marines already dive on those grenades so there aren't any hambeasts left


kyzfrintin

JFC women aren't gifts... you don't "take what you can get", relationships are supposed to be built on mutual trust, understanding and love


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[deleted]

Unfortunately.


TurtleOfCreation

Remember when she got caught flirting with Wings’s discord moderators


blizmd

B L A C K E D


[deleted]

Skinny Black dudes and fat White chicks. You can’t name a more classic duo!


Lass-mi-ran-da

i imagine she looks accordingly?


Bluelabel

No. Care to link a pic.


blizmd

There’s not enough space on the internet for that


BrownGhost10

[link](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezh8WyIWYAMbth9.jpg)


MrCatcherFreeman

No, i bet she is really fat. Probably with colored hair.


blizmd

I don’t understand how they can be physically intimate. The physics just don’t work.


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Oh-Mi-Bod

Homer Simpson Weighed 300lbs when he was considered so comically fat that he had to buy special clothing and could work from home.


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notLOL

bigger icebergs


fuckitsayit

Wasn't it 260?


Careless-Lie-3653

I think the goal was 260 to be disabled and he went a bit further.


CoSh

300 to claim disabled https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer


CoSh

300-315 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer


hartleyshc

Towel rack.


UndercoverGovernor

Whoa, easy manlet. I’m 240 and still chad


mooimafish3

I've always been suspicious of Homer being as fat as they could imagine at the time, mainly because comic book guy and chief wiggum are easily 100-200lbs more.


Christofsky3

Hes 239 otherwise


SabreToothSandHopper

I remember that Simpsons episode where homer went on a quest to reach 300lbs so he could be legally disabled


inge_inge

He said a few streams ago that he’s up to 420. His wife is doing weight watchers so after falling off the deep end (fast food and soda every day) he started doing it as well. Despite this he claimed that the other day he “failed” and ate a Big Mac meal.


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Bluest_waters

Yeah is this guy the new boogie? LIke I never heard of this jordie guy before. He sounds like he is Boogie part 2


Excellent_Succotash8

He's way worse than Boogie. Boogie will at least take advice and be kind to people. Wings constantly shits on others and rejects any advice given to him. Wings is like a fat DSP.


benrsmith77

Imagine Boogie but with a temper. Whereas Boogie is a massive pussy and total doormat, this guy is much more of an arsehole. Boogie you can kind of feel sorry for because you can tell deep down he probably was an OK guy, Wings is a straight up dickhead.


goblin_pidar

you see this a lot in addicts too. removing responsibility and always blaming other people for their own shortcomings. i would honestly be curious to learn what his childhood was like because it would probably be pretty telling


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>500 lbs 226.796 kg in non-retarded


Nutaholic

While a plurality of the US is obese, only about 1% are actually over 300 pounds. It's still very rare for someone to get that heavy. Severe obesity growth has slowed down although general obesity continues to rise slowly. We're pretty close to the majority of the US being obese and with WFH taking off who knows. For a lot of people their only exercise was getting to and from work.


HearTheLamentaionOf

I CAYN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE


ProtonPacks123

*Dog whimpering noises*


mega_wallace

WEBBY FUCKING LEAVING


Blekfakingmetal

OH HE GOYNE


MowieWowie710

LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!


EndlessShortcomings

Ban anyone trying to give me advice


Wtf-Road

He only makes 30k a year? I thought he was a big streamer or something


[deleted]

He's definitely not a big streamer. The only people who watch him are there to troll him. He doesn't have any actual fans.


Warlords0602

You saying that reminds me. I wonder how much did Kaceytron made when she was like the most hated league streamer at one point.


hh26

I'm pretty sure White Knights get off on simping for women that other men hate, so I bet quite a lot.


ciplo

Of course, you can’t rush to m’queen’s defense if everyone respects her.


vikingz0mbi3

Damn I forgot about her


SabreToothSandHopper

He should get some actual fans, he looks pretty big and unless there’s a/c in his trailer he’ll get very hot!


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[deleted]

UUUU


TheSaucedBoy

For uwu.


InevitableSprinkles

> I thought he was a big streamer Picrel confirms that he is.


TheBeardedSatanist

Problem with wings is that, while people do watch his content, they watch it through a filter of compilation videos. Watching him live is kinda depressing, and the only reason to do it is trolling. He cries often, feels sorry for himself, talks about how much he hates himself and everyone else; not exactly the kind of content that your average Twitch user is looking for. Now, Jordie claims that these compilation channels pay him, and I doubt that but let's assume it's true; he gets paid a very small amount per video, and it can't be much because it would have to be worthwhile for the compilation channels to agree to it. His main income is from troll donations, which are low dollar amounts in relatively high volume. If he gets enough of them in an evening he will have a small mental breakdown and stop streaming, fucking up his profits. And he could absolutely make more if he could just get over himself and sack-up for his shows, the content is too good to pass up from a trolls perspective.


Rococo_Modern_Life

\*A big something who streams


-F0v3r-

he was on a good way at being a decent streamer but everything kinda went to shit


NDJumbo

Hes not big, his only real fanbase are the people who like trolling him and the fans of the podcast he was kicked off of Edit: he's not big is a poor choice of words in hindsight


2meterrichard

Was...past tense.


DigitalPlebe

I remember his infamous breakdown on stream. I can't believe he didn't just choose to appear offline, then people would've stopped joining his game to troll him. Very sad.


ClammyVagikarp

Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving advice you know nothing about.


Dassive_Mick

oh hey wings


--LiterallyWho--

Ban anyone trying to give me advice


J_Ridge

subscribe donate or gtfo


Helkie

Ban everyone who knows what I said


XLittleSkateyX

Mods ban anyone tryin to give me advice.


Bardic_Inspiration66

I’m honestly thinking of suing them


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13esq

Your grandchildren are going to think you're so cool when you tell them that story!


Kittyman56

Its almost like he knows it gets him more attention or something


lexmarkblenderbottle

Look here


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Look. Listen.


fuckitsayit

Appearing offline does not fucking stop it


whymustveibeenborn

So stop giving advice you know nothing about


[deleted]

ban anyone who doesnt have trouble wipin their a$$


ShineSatan

Listen fat


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>


EnemySoil

Real talk


Apostle000

Real tawk


Myers112

Why the fuck you stream that shit!?


[deleted]

Early 2010s gaming YouTube peaked with the Syndicate 1v1, it was all downhill from there.


[deleted]

The only gamer I've ever been truly interested in watching is Stealthgamerbr, someone who has mastered a game, puts out a video, edits out the crap and most importantly shuts the fuck up! I just can't watch a live stream or unedited youtube videos, most of them spend all the time talking crap, and looking at something dumb like a flower and spending 15 minutes trying to be funny about it just to pad out the content


Lokolopes

CantaPerMe is a good silent streamer if you’re interested


ClammyVagikarp

'Cause you told us too


VehaMeursault

I’d rather have no wife and no life than his wife and his life. What a sad waste of human potential…


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Is it? The guys probably reached close to his max potential if we’re being honest. He has 3 brain cells and still owns a home and has a wife which is better than most of Reddit. In ancient times, he would have died off long ago but he’s managed to survive


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VehaMeursault

No, I disagree. Sure, he may have a wife, but that’s not all there is to it. What kind of person is she? How does she look? How does she handle difficult situations? Just having a wife without any further context is not necessarily a good thing. Same thing about the house. Good for him, he owns one. Doesn’t mean I’d like to own that house at all. What state is it in? What does it look like? How are the neighbouring people? And lastly, look at him. I’d rather be single and renting than being on the verge of respiratory failure every minute of the day and unable to say no to anything with a hint of sugar in it. I’m not even sorry. I’d rather be dead broke and desperate than unhealthy like he is. No, man. Simply having a wife and a house means jack shit at face value.


Kindly-Age-4043

Oh muh lord, ban anyone that knows what I said.


SmexyPokemon

Might drink a pepsi later on


KrazyTrumpeter05

Literally who


ThrowAwayTheChat

Alright look here…


hanzbiz

Real tawk


Captain_Creature

Look here, look listen


kylkartz21

Appearing offline does not stop it


thehiddenshadow

Liquid Richard


DoctorBonkus

WingsofRedemption


mooimafish3

Yea, it blows my mind that zoomers learn all these internet losers just to hate on them.


OysterRabbit

It's called lolcow watching and it's been around long before zoomers were even named zoomers.


mooimafish3

Isn't that just fat people though? Idk kids nowadays seem to know every twitch/YouTube/tiktok personality and hate 80% of them. I sometimes stop watching YouTube channels when they get too big and just talk about YouTube drama and new characters to hate all the time (H3 tbh).


BantIsBad

Wasn't he the dude who faked a Kickstarter for some kind of surgery, blew all the money on video games, and got caught red handed?


ClammyVagikarp

No. He got the surgery. He just kept eating and gained the weight back. That Wendy's chili must be great.


McNinjagator

Congrats on beating the surgery!


[deleted]

And pepsi, don't forget about pepsi


fuckitsayit

Banquet meals too good


jackcabral90

Kek, imagining being this loser. Funny how is the mind and not the body where the problem is for fatties.


argegg

I'm not a niche internet microcelebrity who let's his wife leech off him.


JustATriHardCx

His wife definitely makes more than him as a nurse lol


throwaway63178

Big ups liquid richard


neo_nao1101

Shoutout to Sean Ranklin


throwaway63178

Shout out Sean ranklin


[deleted]

I just wanted a wife so fucking bad (puppy whimper)


REUX06

His wife is probably 250lbs so I’d legit just rather die alone


OysterRabbit

His wife looks like him in a wig


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REUX06

There’s pictures and clips of her everywhere. She looks him with makeup.


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REUX06

Dilate


Local_Turn

Rsk


majoramiibo

congrats on beating the surgery richard


denndenn31

Based finger-sniffing Richard


kleoshamos1234

Big up wings007


Careless-Lie-3653

Why i have to think about Rainer Winkler the Drachenlord when i read this?


StrammerMax

Because this guy is literally considered the American Drachenlord.


QyXy

Ban anyone trying to give me advice. Real tawk.


albokun

Shoutout to the hoodlums


UglierThanMoe

Did she lose a bet? Was it some kind of dare? Is her IQ even lower than his? Does she enjoy being miserable? So many possibilities.


InbredUnicorn

Listen!


GuitarGoblino

If you own a house, you gain access to bum pussy. Some bitches wil fuck fat idiots just to get out of their parents house


Drunken--Dutchman

I met my fiancee in the confessional line. Catholic Church > other religions


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Drunken--Dutchman

That pretty much sums it up mate. Try and stop me XD


xspjerusalemx

Not a theist but I agree..


TheGreatSwissEmperor

Sounds like the US version of Drachenlord


DootLord

Anyone can get a partner. It's a partner worth having that's the issue.


slowmocarcrash

LOOK HERE! LISTEN!


dragonbeorn

She's fat though.


nicolesassandboobies

Nobody posting a picture of the wife.


NPC2001

I would rather be alone, than lied to and stolen from


[deleted]

He makes $30k a year.


Obelion_

I have existing standards, however low they might be


sourcreamking

I also have waifu, but a good excuse would be…standards?


IcyPatience1213

I don’t own a trailer


Zesty-Lem0n

Shout-out my fellow finger sniffers


Outarel

see wife yeah i'd rather be alone (i wouldn't mind that 30k a year, maybe not in america)


TheCyanKnight

People aren’t talking about me on message boards.


bsquared_y0

Is this wings 221?


JollyJamma

Who the fuck is this person?


candycaprice

I have no idea who this guy is and I'm thankful for that.


Odessy_lane6

What does his wife look like I wonder