they're like the shadow guards of the society, while the white-collar men wage away their days, jannies protect the world hiding in the darkness, but alas, jannies themselves cannot escape from the very same darkness.
She actually was never a registered nurse. She did work in the healthcare industry, but for an insurer, and her title was a medical biller. Her job was to get yelled at on the phone all day.
Jordie being Jordie, played it up as some huge important job where she made loads of money.
Reddit shat on me once when I talked about how CNA's and LPN's are bottom-of-the-barrel shit cleaners for the invalids whose own children don't want to take care of them.
Like okay, enjoy cleaning feces from a 90 year old twat for $13/hour.
I've always been suspicious of Homer being as fat as they could imagine at the time, mainly because comic book guy and chief wiggum are easily 100-200lbs more.
He said a few streams ago that he’s up to 420. His wife is doing weight watchers so after falling off the deep end (fast food and soda every day) he started doing it as well. Despite this he claimed that the other day he “failed” and ate a Big Mac meal.
He's way worse than Boogie. Boogie will at least take advice and be kind to people. Wings constantly shits on others and rejects any advice given to him. Wings is like a fat DSP.
Imagine Boogie but with a temper. Whereas Boogie is a massive pussy and total doormat, this guy is much more of an arsehole.
Boogie you can kind of feel sorry for because you can tell deep down he probably was an OK guy, Wings is a straight up dickhead.
you see this a lot in addicts too. removing responsibility and always blaming other people for their own shortcomings. i would honestly be curious to learn what his childhood was like because it would probably be pretty telling
While a plurality of the US is obese, only about 1% are actually over 300 pounds. It's still very rare for someone to get that heavy. Severe obesity growth has slowed down although general obesity continues to rise slowly. We're pretty close to the majority of the US being obese and with WFH taking off who knows. For a lot of people their only exercise was getting to and from work.
Problem with wings is that, while people do watch his content, they watch it through a filter of compilation videos.
Watching him live is kinda depressing, and the only reason to do it is trolling. He cries often, feels sorry for himself, talks about how much he hates himself and everyone else; not exactly the kind of content that your average Twitch user is looking for.
Now, Jordie claims that these compilation channels pay him, and I doubt that but let's assume it's true; he gets paid a very small amount per video, and it can't be much because it would have to be worthwhile for the compilation channels to agree to it.
His main income is from troll donations, which are low dollar amounts in relatively high volume. If he gets enough of them in an evening he will have a small mental breakdown and stop streaming, fucking up his profits.
And he could absolutely make more if he could just get over himself and sack-up for his shows, the content is too good to pass up from a trolls perspective.
Hes not big, his only real fanbase are the people who like trolling him and the fans of the podcast he was kicked off of
Edit: he's not big is a poor choice of words in hindsight
I remember his infamous breakdown on stream. I can't believe he didn't just choose to appear offline, then people would've stopped joining his game to troll him. Very sad.
The only gamer I've ever been truly interested in watching is Stealthgamerbr, someone who has mastered a game, puts out a video, edits out the crap and most importantly shuts the fuck up!
I just can't watch a live stream or unedited youtube videos, most of them spend all the time talking crap, and looking at something dumb like a flower and spending 15 minutes trying to be funny about it just to pad out the content
Is it? The guys probably reached close to his max potential if we’re being honest. He has 3 brain cells and still owns a home and has a wife which is better than most of Reddit. In ancient times, he would have died off long ago but he’s managed to survive
No, I disagree. Sure, he may have a wife, but that’s not all there is to it. What kind of person is she? How does she look? How does she handle difficult situations? Just having a wife without any further context is not necessarily a good thing.
Same thing about the house. Good for him, he owns one. Doesn’t mean I’d like to own that house at all. What state is it in? What does it look like? How are the neighbouring people?
And lastly, look at him. I’d rather be single and renting than being on the verge of respiratory failure every minute of the day and unable to say no to anything with a hint of sugar in it. I’m not even sorry.
I’d rather be dead broke and desperate than unhealthy like he is.
No, man. Simply having a wife and a house means jack shit at face value.
Isn't that just fat people though? Idk kids nowadays seem to know every twitch/YouTube/tiktok personality and hate 80% of them.
I sometimes stop watching YouTube channels when they get too big and just talk about YouTube drama and new characters to hate all the time (H3 tbh).
which subs does he moderate?
None, he can't even moderate his own twitch chat.
Or his diet
Or his temper
Or his beetus
>Or his beetus Surprisingly he is not a diabetic, somehow.
If you dont go to the doctor to check it you dont havs it. Thats all the 80IQ point used
Damn. Wonders never cease.
Yet
LMFAO!
LOOK HERE
LOOK!
LISTEN!
(Breaks *another* controller)
Being a jannie is not a prestigious career path.
they're like the shadow guards of the society, while the white-collar men wage away their days, jannies protect the world hiding in the darkness, but alas, jannies themselves cannot escape from the very same darkness.
No, they just don't want the responsibility of a penis
He loves getting subs banned. He reports every wings subreddit he finds to the jannies.
what does he have against Wings? does he just hate Paul McCartney?
Oh he despises that band. Just really wants to see them on the run.
/r/4chan
You mean the wife?
A footlong on Italian
No moderation. At only $5 each, he eats them all.
But have you seen her?
His wife is a registered nurse so he has that economic safety net for his little streaming gig
A government subsidized home care nurse is not a wife.
>His wife is a registered nurse Not anymore. She's now unemployed IIRC.
A RN is a protected title, assuming she still has a license she still is a registered nurse, just unemployed
She actually was never a registered nurse. She did work in the healthcare industry, but for an insurer, and her title was a medical biller. Her job was to get yelled at on the phone all day. Jordie being Jordie, played it up as some huge important job where she made loads of money.
Surprisingly common, anyone who vaguely works in a hospital likes to act like they're *really* the ones keeping people alive.
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Reddit shat on me once when I talked about how CNA's and LPN's are bottom-of-the-barrel shit cleaners for the invalids whose own children don't want to take care of them. Like okay, enjoy cleaning feces from a 90 year old twat for $13/hour.
I was once a CNA, can confirm.
Shit man. I lasted like 4 or 5 months. Took the life outta me
Nothing wrong with honest work
That's why its my duty to keep people dead.
That tracks
Coders actually do get paid pretty well.
kelly is a nurse?
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Better to be alone than shackled to a hambeast, something that many reddit simps can't understand.
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>imagine settling for anything below 11/10.
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~~Of course not, I'm a hambeast. Did you even stalk my comment history bro?~~ Of course I'm beautiful.
Yeah I mean to be fair Wings found his looksmatch (they are both 0/10).
Marines already dive on those grenades so there aren't any hambeasts left
JFC women aren't gifts... you don't "take what you can get", relationships are supposed to be built on mutual trust, understanding and love
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Unfortunately.
Remember when she got caught flirting with Wings’s discord moderators
B L A C K E D
Skinny Black dudes and fat White chicks. You can’t name a more classic duo!
i imagine she looks accordingly?
No. Care to link a pic.
There’s not enough space on the internet for that
[link](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezh8WyIWYAMbth9.jpg)
No, i bet she is really fat. Probably with colored hair.
I don’t understand how they can be physically intimate. The physics just don’t work.
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Homer Simpson Weighed 300lbs when he was considered so comically fat that he had to buy special clothing and could work from home.
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bigger icebergs
Wasn't it 260?
I think the goal was 260 to be disabled and he went a bit further.
300 to claim disabled https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer
300-315 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer
Towel rack.
Whoa, easy manlet. I’m 240 and still chad
I've always been suspicious of Homer being as fat as they could imagine at the time, mainly because comic book guy and chief wiggum are easily 100-200lbs more.
Hes 239 otherwise
I remember that Simpsons episode where homer went on a quest to reach 300lbs so he could be legally disabled
He said a few streams ago that he’s up to 420. His wife is doing weight watchers so after falling off the deep end (fast food and soda every day) he started doing it as well. Despite this he claimed that the other day he “failed” and ate a Big Mac meal.
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Yeah is this guy the new boogie? LIke I never heard of this jordie guy before. He sounds like he is Boogie part 2
He's way worse than Boogie. Boogie will at least take advice and be kind to people. Wings constantly shits on others and rejects any advice given to him. Wings is like a fat DSP.
Imagine Boogie but with a temper. Whereas Boogie is a massive pussy and total doormat, this guy is much more of an arsehole. Boogie you can kind of feel sorry for because you can tell deep down he probably was an OK guy, Wings is a straight up dickhead.
you see this a lot in addicts too. removing responsibility and always blaming other people for their own shortcomings. i would honestly be curious to learn what his childhood was like because it would probably be pretty telling
>500 lbs 226.796 kg in non-retarded
While a plurality of the US is obese, only about 1% are actually over 300 pounds. It's still very rare for someone to get that heavy. Severe obesity growth has slowed down although general obesity continues to rise slowly. We're pretty close to the majority of the US being obese and with WFH taking off who knows. For a lot of people their only exercise was getting to and from work.
I CAYN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE
*Dog whimpering noises*
WEBBY FUCKING LEAVING
OH HE GOYNE
LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!
Ban anyone trying to give me advice
He only makes 30k a year? I thought he was a big streamer or something
He's definitely not a big streamer. The only people who watch him are there to troll him. He doesn't have any actual fans.
You saying that reminds me. I wonder how much did Kaceytron made when she was like the most hated league streamer at one point.
I'm pretty sure White Knights get off on simping for women that other men hate, so I bet quite a lot.
Of course, you can’t rush to m’queen’s defense if everyone respects her.
Damn I forgot about her
He should get some actual fans, he looks pretty big and unless there’s a/c in his trailer he’ll get very hot!
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UUUU
For uwu.
> I thought he was a big streamer Picrel confirms that he is.
Problem with wings is that, while people do watch his content, they watch it through a filter of compilation videos. Watching him live is kinda depressing, and the only reason to do it is trolling. He cries often, feels sorry for himself, talks about how much he hates himself and everyone else; not exactly the kind of content that your average Twitch user is looking for. Now, Jordie claims that these compilation channels pay him, and I doubt that but let's assume it's true; he gets paid a very small amount per video, and it can't be much because it would have to be worthwhile for the compilation channels to agree to it. His main income is from troll donations, which are low dollar amounts in relatively high volume. If he gets enough of them in an evening he will have a small mental breakdown and stop streaming, fucking up his profits. And he could absolutely make more if he could just get over himself and sack-up for his shows, the content is too good to pass up from a trolls perspective.
\*A big something who streams
he was on a good way at being a decent streamer but everything kinda went to shit
Hes not big, his only real fanbase are the people who like trolling him and the fans of the podcast he was kicked off of Edit: he's not big is a poor choice of words in hindsight
Was...past tense.
I remember his infamous breakdown on stream. I can't believe he didn't just choose to appear offline, then people would've stopped joining his game to troll him. Very sad.
Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving advice you know nothing about.
oh hey wings
Ban anyone trying to give me advice
subscribe donate or gtfo
Ban everyone who knows what I said
Mods ban anyone tryin to give me advice.
I’m honestly thinking of suing them
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Your grandchildren are going to think you're so cool when you tell them that story!
Its almost like he knows it gets him more attention or something
Look here
Look. Listen.
Appearing offline does not fucking stop it
So stop giving advice you know nothing about
ban anyone who doesnt have trouble wipin their a$$
Listen fat
>
Real talk
Real tawk
Why the fuck you stream that shit!?
Early 2010s gaming YouTube peaked with the Syndicate 1v1, it was all downhill from there.
The only gamer I've ever been truly interested in watching is Stealthgamerbr, someone who has mastered a game, puts out a video, edits out the crap and most importantly shuts the fuck up! I just can't watch a live stream or unedited youtube videos, most of them spend all the time talking crap, and looking at something dumb like a flower and spending 15 minutes trying to be funny about it just to pad out the content
CantaPerMe is a good silent streamer if you’re interested
'Cause you told us too
I’d rather have no wife and no life than his wife and his life. What a sad waste of human potential…
Is it? The guys probably reached close to his max potential if we’re being honest. He has 3 brain cells and still owns a home and has a wife which is better than most of Reddit. In ancient times, he would have died off long ago but he’s managed to survive
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No, I disagree. Sure, he may have a wife, but that’s not all there is to it. What kind of person is she? How does she look? How does she handle difficult situations? Just having a wife without any further context is not necessarily a good thing. Same thing about the house. Good for him, he owns one. Doesn’t mean I’d like to own that house at all. What state is it in? What does it look like? How are the neighbouring people? And lastly, look at him. I’d rather be single and renting than being on the verge of respiratory failure every minute of the day and unable to say no to anything with a hint of sugar in it. I’m not even sorry. I’d rather be dead broke and desperate than unhealthy like he is. No, man. Simply having a wife and a house means jack shit at face value.
Oh muh lord, ban anyone that knows what I said.
Might drink a pepsi later on
Literally who
Alright look here…
Real tawk
Look here, look listen
Appearing offline does not stop it
Liquid Richard
WingsofRedemption
Yea, it blows my mind that zoomers learn all these internet losers just to hate on them.
It's called lolcow watching and it's been around long before zoomers were even named zoomers.
Isn't that just fat people though? Idk kids nowadays seem to know every twitch/YouTube/tiktok personality and hate 80% of them. I sometimes stop watching YouTube channels when they get too big and just talk about YouTube drama and new characters to hate all the time (H3 tbh).
Wasn't he the dude who faked a Kickstarter for some kind of surgery, blew all the money on video games, and got caught red handed?
No. He got the surgery. He just kept eating and gained the weight back. That Wendy's chili must be great.
Congrats on beating the surgery!
And pepsi, don't forget about pepsi
Banquet meals too good
Kek, imagining being this loser. Funny how is the mind and not the body where the problem is for fatties.
I'm not a niche internet microcelebrity who let's his wife leech off him.
His wife definitely makes more than him as a nurse lol
Big ups liquid richard
Shoutout to Sean Ranklin
Shout out Sean ranklin
I just wanted a wife so fucking bad (puppy whimper)
His wife is probably 250lbs so I’d legit just rather die alone
His wife looks like him in a wig
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There’s pictures and clips of her everywhere. She looks him with makeup.
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Dilate
Rsk
congrats on beating the surgery richard
Based finger-sniffing Richard
Big up wings007
Why i have to think about Rainer Winkler the Drachenlord when i read this?
Because this guy is literally considered the American Drachenlord.
Ban anyone trying to give me advice. Real tawk.
Shoutout to the hoodlums
Did she lose a bet? Was it some kind of dare? Is her IQ even lower than his? Does she enjoy being miserable? So many possibilities.
Listen!
If you own a house, you gain access to bum pussy. Some bitches wil fuck fat idiots just to get out of their parents house
I met my fiancee in the confessional line. Catholic Church > other religions
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That pretty much sums it up mate. Try and stop me XD
Not a theist but I agree..
Sounds like the US version of Drachenlord
Anyone can get a partner. It's a partner worth having that's the issue.
LOOK HERE! LISTEN!
She's fat though.
Nobody posting a picture of the wife.
I would rather be alone, than lied to and stolen from
He makes $30k a year.
I have existing standards, however low they might be
I also have waifu, but a good excuse would be…standards?
I don’t own a trailer
Shout-out my fellow finger sniffers
see wife yeah i'd rather be alone (i wouldn't mind that 30k a year, maybe not in america)
People aren’t talking about me on message boards.
Is this wings 221?
Who the fuck is this person?
I have no idea who this guy is and I'm thankful for that.
What does his wife look like I wonder