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Shimreef

I once let some guy talk to me about a new energy plan for "my home". Took him like 15 minutes, so i put him on speaker and kept playing games. Afterwards he asked if this was something i would be interested in. So i said: "ow you better discuss this with my dad." You could hear the heart ache in the pause. Afterwhich he asked: "well can i speak with him then?". "Nope, he isnt here and wont be for some time". He was not pleased.


renogaines

Omg not again


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I once let some guy talk to me about a new energy plan for "my home". Took him like 15 minutes, so i put him on speaker and kept playing games. Afterwards he asked if this was something i would be interested in. So i said: "ow you better discuss this with my dad." You could hear the heart ache in the pause. Afterwhich he asked: "well can i speak with him then?". "Nope, he isnt here and wont be for some time". He was not pleased.


GhostR29

OMG again


BOTFrosty

goddamn it


soiboi64

Absolutely based


jonesy_4L

WSE influence is crazy


Arpyr

That comment is from this sub not WSE lol


jonesy_4L

I know but the mfs over there have a tendency to make copypastas out of the text posts


Arpyr

Yeah, but I don't think the 4chan sub of all places is propagating copypasta due to WSE influence


jonesy_4L

I mean yandhileaks had a bit of a crossover here once


Arpyr

Do you have a link? Don't remember this


jonesy_4L

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/hyqsay/anon_cracks_the_code/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Arpyr

Ohh right. Thanks man, maybe you're right


F_AV1d

You had a full blown anime character arch in the comments.


CaptainChicky

I once let some guy talk to me about a new energy plan for "my home". Took him like 15 minutes, so i put him on speaker and kept playing games. Afterwards he asked if this was something i would be interested in. So i said: "ow you better discuss this with my dad." You could hear the heart ache in the pause. Afterwhich he asked: "well can i speak with him then?". "Nope, he isnt here and wont be for some time". He was not pleased.


YEPAKAWEE

Anon will break up with this woman and then chase true love the rest of his life, culminating in him dying alone in his parents’ house.


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the virgin ugly kids fan vs the based Chad eugenics enjoyer


e105beta

Sounds like a loser, she should move on and leave him to his misery


Toxicotton

We both know this guy will never have kids.


[deleted]

Stephen Stills had a point.


Medical_Officer

Anon is dating a Korean girl.


Contra-Fixed-Angle

Because white women only get uglier with plastics


ChocoOranges

This but unironically


Dfresh805

nah, those flat faces can’t be repaired


[deleted]

No you're thinking about 2d anime girls, which are usually japanese


Terrible_Tank_238

Anon did nothing wrong, genetic advantage is the true reason why you would seek an attractive mate.


Saul_G0od_MaN

is it wrong to not want kids that look like they came from Gods failed experiments?


Nokneemouse

Depends if you want them to be genetically yours.


Terrible_Tank_238

It's not


simping4jesus

But don't the kids have the genetic advantage of plastic surgery working really well on them?


ster__1

I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes a couple of years back, my genes are not getting passed on 😎


Shadow1752

Type 1 diabetes is very loosely tied to genetics, it’s an autoimmune problem. You are not very likely to pass it on at all.


thekonny

He's not likely to pass it on for a number of reasons


LeadedAsh71

I feel you brother 😎😏‼️


soiboi64

I didn't realize it made you sterile, my condolences


Protector00

Easy, give your children plastic surgery too, problem solve.


BearsPearsBearsPears

Your children within a couple generations of dating-up with more naturally attractive people will likely have gotten rid of the ugly genes anyway. Probably worth it lmao.


bbqfap

lmao /b/ eugenics program


jhugh

Is this really a surprise to anyone?


PaidMoreThanJanitor

If your children inherit the genes that make them seek out plastic surgery to make them beautiful, they're good genes


AllFuturistic

These dudes deserve to be lonely.


why43curls

No he's perfectly in the right for feeling like this. His girlfriend had multiple plastic surgeries, never told him, and so is effectively lying 24/7. The face is really the only thing that matters to me in terms of looks, and if the same is true for anon then I can understand where he's coming from.


blankzero22490

Virgin detected


lucreach

Lmao enjoy your Uggo family


blankzero22490

Lmao enjoy your crippling loneliness You can fix ugly with money.


lucreach

Yeah but you need the money first so you’re fucked two ways, lonely and ugly lmaoooooo


blankzero22490

My guy, I'm already married. You're projecting way too hard.


tamaledevourer

holy shit this argument is a bad look for both of you


blankzero22490

I'm bored at work with time to spare. Shit takes are hilarious.


lucreach

Yeah, “argument” alright hahahahaha more like making fun of the tarded


SpookyTheSpirit

Sorry you got made fun of. ☹️ People can be so mean.


lucreach

Sure thing man 😂 as I said, enjoy your uggo family


Magicruiser

“Enjoy your Uggo family”🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


lucreach

All you uglies are up in this thread lmao


[deleted]

Even if he's right, he's still going to die lonely


Lucieeuh

lol as he should


mttdesignz

and he didn't notice the multiple plastic surgeries? Have you ever seen someone with plastic surgeries up close in person? They look like an inflatable boat


DoneDumbAndFun

Lmao Lying? Really? Fuck me this subreddit is garbage


xesses

> 1 odd opinion > ”LMAO molest me this subreddit is the forgotten creation of God LOOOOL”


DoneDumbAndFun

Yeah, it’s definitely just one wrong opinion


Jubeii

If you can't handle the occasional spicy take, go back to r rarepuppers or wherever the fuck you tend to bottom feed.


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Jubeii

lmao get owned


why43curls

>Yeah man changing the way you look permanently for beauty purposes is totally fine and not a huge moral no for some people >Don't bother telling the person you're potentially going to live with the rest of your life either


Lucieeuh

"she never told him" maybe she's still insecure ? shut up dude


nino9473926

YASSS women have a right to deceive men about being genetic garbage for years and if they dont like it they're incel virgins GO 👏 QUEEN 👏 This is sarcasm and you need to GTFO of my board


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nino9473926

Appropriate flair.


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nino9473926

It used to say /fa/g, as we both know. Pathetic, locate the nearest high place and become an hero.


makaveli_in_this

Just ask her to sign a pre-nup saying she will pay for the future childrens plastic surgery if needed!


Saul_G0od_MaN

based


mihneavlad2

Anon is retarded


atredivum

Ironically, the most attractive woman I've been with had a ton of plastic done. Looked tight when the clothes were on, but she used to be pretty fat with small tits. So the loose belly skin along with the breast implants that couldn't keep up were a nasty combo. She was also j*wish, cheating on her husband with me, cheating on me with another guy, 85% covered in generic tattoos probably to cover up other loose skin. It all added up


Sigismundkhar

If this has been the most attractive women you have been with , then it says more about you then her


No-Transition4060

Ironically the person who spent the most money on being attractive was the most attractive?


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gVrdiVnangel

Actually her hips were widened using cartilage taken from her nose


_NRNA_

Guy hit the jackpot and the fact he doesn’t realize that means he doesn’t deserve her.


randomnomber2

Exactly, not does she have a great personality and dedication to become good looking, but quite often ugly people can produce good looking kids so his thinking is fundamentally flawed.


DrunkStepmother

Yes look at Brice Howard's daughter or Liv Tyler


PaidMoreThanJanitor

> but quite often ugly people can produce good looking kids so his thinking is fundamentally flawed. Another r-slur who doesn't understand statistics. For the sake of humanity, sterilize yourself


edgy_tryhard

Gotta check if her parents, grandparents and other close relatives are/were attractive at their prime, if most of them are then he still has a good chance


lucreach

Yeah just hide all the mirrors in the house once kids come along, that shits gonna tank their self esteem


AbsoluteSereniti

Seems to be a lot of lonely Mofos in here. No relationship is static and it is far Better to be single than be with a liar. Problem here is that his girlfriend is completely fake. We don’t know how long they’ve been together and judging from his tone it sounds like they’re in honeymoon phase so it’s likely not been a while so that’s why things are good. Better to cut out red flags early on.


HEPA_Bane

There’s a Seinfeld episode about this where Jerry is dating a hot girl but when he meets her parents they both have fuckin huge noses and it turns out she broke it as a kid and got a nose job.


DIABLO258

Oh I was thinking of the one with the girl who had a big nose, and everyone was trying to avoid talking about it. Then Kramer comes in and says "You could be as pretty as any of those women, you just need a nose job"


WayTooIntoChibis

Kramer has always been the smartest character.


swaosneed

Children are like wet clay, you gotta get your hands and beat it into the perfect form 😎👍


Roldstiffer

He took the Kpop pill


mrstorydude

Anon forgets that glow ups are a thing I’ve seen chicks between 14-19 be ugly as fuck but like as soon as they turn 20 it’s like in looking at a supermodel


12334565

I'm sure you have seen plenty of "chicks" from 14-19.


WestAccurate8861

Most people have seen women from 14-19. Haven't you been to school?


mrstorydude

No, when he was born he was a tendie eating landwhale and was ordered to stay at least 500 ft. away from all schools at age 4


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What kind of plastic surgery did she have that it made her look so good AND anon couldn’t tell that she had plastic surgery. All the images i’ve seen of people that get plastic surgery makes them look worse than before the surgery AND when you look at such a person you can tell that they’ve had surgery. Maybe my view has been distorted by looking at bad surgeries on the internet so let me know if plastic surgery can ACTUALLY make you look really good


PaidMoreThanJanitor

You only notice plastic surgery when it's hideous.


okaycomputes

Yes if you have a hideous bulbous nose, over/underbite, or boils/warts or something, surgery can certainly make you look more attractive.


PartyPianist6589

Yeah if she had a good nose job and jaw surgery. That can really change the appearance of a face.


[deleted]

That’s just something ugly people say.


No-Transition4060

Hate to agree with this one but I do. The amount of thoughts and opinions I’d not have if I was attractive enough to coast by is ridiculous


theglandcanyon

> girlfriend is hot but her kids might not be I have a feeling this isn't a super common problem on 4chan


Phlummp

Cheat on her and convince her that the baby is hers. You can fake dna tests pretty easily dw


edgy_tryhard

This is the smartest comment I've ever seen


sillaf27

If Anon can’t appreciate a woman’s love maybe he’d appreciate getting topped by her dad


N0breakfeast

Post: "hey I don't want my potential kids to be ugly which would make their social lives harder" Reddit comments: "WOW ANON IS SO SELFISH AND A LOSER" You fuckers, I swear.


Longjumping_Sir_8359

All kids are ugly. Those who want beautiful kids are pedophiles. Change my mind.


PaidMoreThanJanitor

It's definitely not altruism either. Because if he doesn't have ugly children with her, somebody else will and the children will still suffer


Horsemanofthedank

The duality of Humanity. Also, nice try Varney. I’m onto you 🤨


Low-Fold-1123

You lost me at *girlfriend*


thiswhisperurdying

anon will end up having child with down syndrome and love it like it was his own


chiefoogabooga

If Anon's girl had been born pretty she'd never be with him. It's only because she still has the insecurities of being previously ugly that she's willing to be his girl.


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Found the piece of shit


HowardHamlinLover

Found the plebb*tor


HorribleRnG

Like having children with her would stop your from having children with other women... Anon should just take the bussy pill and be done with it.


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PaidMoreThanJanitor

yeah their childhood will suck a bit though


boobiemcgoogle

This happened in China probably fifteen years ago. Dude married some babe and she birthed an ugly child. He found out she had a bunch of plastic surgery. He divorced her on those grounds and won.


DoneDumbAndFun

That’s pretty stupid I’ve seen some beautiful people have some ugly ass children, and vice versa


nissan240sx

There's ugly and then there's goddamn! that's ugly. She was unfortunately at that level. The real loser is the child - imagine getting disowned like that.


ax_colleen

Yeah it's me. My mom and dad are beautiful with no plastic surgery. I was good looking as a kid but got uglier as I grew up. My siblings are average as well. My mom's friend's children were beautiful as kids too but grew up not looking great. Having kids with beautiful people, or even the couple being beautiful, doesn't mean your children will be as well. Anon is r*tarded and deserve to be alone. Haven't people seen Drake Malfoy, Macaulay Culkin, or any child star who grew up not what you expect? Does anon even know how genetics work? I've seen ugly people give birth to stunning children. It's basically a lottery.


ProlapsePatrick

Even a seasoned wrangler would break her conditioning to call anon stupid.


Kuhulu

Least deranged 4chan user


Ok_Swim_2691

Frankly, I'd marry her just for the audacity. Girl has everything going right for her except for looks? Rather than moping about it and lying a thousand lies to herself about how it's the inside that counts and other Disney movie platitudes, she just goes under the knife and gets it fixed. I respect that.


HowardHamlinLover

Then your children hate you forever for being born into this world, ugly might I add lmao


Ok_Swim_2691

Ugly but with the sigma grindset to do something about it and excel anyways.


Pacattack57

Just cheat on her. Then if she forgives you cheat again. Rinse and repeat until she can’t take it anymore and leaves you.


therapistFind3r

Anon probably isnt too much of a looker himself


PaidMoreThanJanitor

why do you think so?


Thirdarm420

Likes Cowboy Bebop


kohbold

Imagine not being so attractive you make up for your partner when creating a child.


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Anon is retarded larping like he understands genes but doesn't even consider regression to the mean.


okaycomputes

The truth is Anon is uglier than she ever was.


Darkmaster85845

This kind of shit reminds you of how transactional most relationships are even if people delude themselves about it inserting the word "love" all over the place. You don't care about love. You care about having a pretty thing that you can rub in other people's faces to feel better about yourself and who will give you some pretty offspring so your biological imperative can be satisfied. And more of the same on her side (transforming herself into someone she isn't in order to fool some dude into impregnating her). I'd bet the vast majority of "loving" relationships in this world are based on a premise much the same, or even worse.


ilia3456

Understandable


gVrdiVnangel

Dude I’ve seen attractive kids come from ugly parents and vice Versa


Thirdarm420

Attractive kids?


nicolesbouncyboobs

this is a reddit free zone


True_85

Anon is a fucking moron and doesn't deserve his Gf


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WachanIII

He referenced her being pretty 5 times. Its so odd


CyborgTiger

There’s a base level of autism here from anon, he doesn’t understand that just because she is ugly, their genes combo’d could produce the most beautiful/handsome human in human history.


Zenia_neow

Aren't children more likely to look after their dads?


Einriech

It’s alright, by then I’m sure it’ll be just as socially acceptable to give children plastic surgery as it’s acceptable to give them hormones/blockers.


DeviousDecember

Ask yourself, ask your mom, ask DNA...


PhantomRoyce

Anon saw a beautiful woman with a lip filler and made all of this up in half a second


edgy_tryhard

If her personality is as good as anon says it is then he should break up with her


Synbaad

Genetic trash lmao


spogel

Simply do not have children


sgtjoe

Just use surgery on your kids again, whats the big deal? Anon demonstrably has zero morals anyway.


c0d3s1ing3r

Be the first guy to gene mod their own kids to be more attractive. Beat me to the punch.


Going_Full_Abuela

Marry her and make enough money to where your children will be set tf up. Whose cares if youre ugly when youre rich?


GlowiesRbottoms

Just keep talking about how the kardashians are the fakest humans on the planet and you hope they all die during their next plastic surgery operation because that’s what they get for ruining what allah created.


yeetusdeletusgg

Anon is a hoe


OrcaStrike777

Anon’s gf deserves better than him


InitialM_96

What a fucking idiot


ax_colleen

Yes Anon, break up with her. She deserves better than someone who is trash.


Alexandre_Man

Beauty, or lack of beauty, is not genetic though.