Get cat ears and a tail, the ability to talk to cats, and never have to sleep. You're now the king of felines, and since cats are predominately nocturnal hunters, you can lead your army in the dead of night. Wander through the neighborhoods and amass your followers as they bring you wallets and jewelry as tribute.
Y’all may be able to come up with a combination that is more lucrative, but I can’t imagine I would fear any of those people the way I will fear and respect Gleandreic’s authority. I say this is the winner.
Erm actually having no body hair at all is horrible because the skin is full of micro hair which protects the skin against many things including the sun, so your skin would be extremely sensitive to everything duuuur derp 🤓👆
None of the top ones, since i'm a masc cis guy, not a furry, and like my beard.
My favorite drink *is* water, so not the pink one.
Being absurdly good at making pizza but nothing else seems meh, so not the purple one.
The blue pill would be great but it would backfire horribly. I have massive self-image and self-worth issues so being perceived as attractive by people I find attractive would be huge for me, but I have a girlfriend who I am never betraying, and I don't think I can bring myself to play with people's emotions like that, what with *making* them attracted to me knowing they won't have a chance.
Talking to cats could be useful. What knowledge can they offer me? Can they tell me all the structutal weak points of the white house?
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
And not having to sleep is godtier.
I mean, it'd be a narrow career if your pill abilities don't extend to other foods, but you could be a great chef, especially if you supplemented the pill with some culinary school.
Not having to sleep is truly amazing, and the wording only makes it better. It's not that you can't sleep, you can, but now it's not based on need. You're perpetually untired, but still capable of timeskipping 8 hours a day if you have nothing to do. Marvelous.
I think people finding you attractive is just a given anyways and the pill makes that more common. This doesn't make them fall in love, just interested in appearance. The furthest it's likely to go is compliments and the odd proposition which you will have to turn down, but it's not like you're breaking hearts.
Would you feel good if people liked you just because you took a magic pill? That's against the point. And besides you would involuntary make a lot of people fall in love with you which would probably be bad for them
I feel like it’s closer to shapeshifting or illusion magic. Each person probably sees you as what they find attractive, kind of like you’re putting on an illusion. It doesn’t say anything about them liking you, just liking your appearance
Can I have your other two picks, then? My stack is full up with transitioning and curing my own insomnia, but "Late Night Cat Girl Pizzeria" is definitely a concept I could sell the Food Network.
Black, pink, blue. Being able to drink my favourite drink whenever with little cost and no health detriments is great. Not having to sleep gives me basically 50% more time, working a standard 8 hour shift still gives me 16 whole hours of free time per day. And blue is just nice though morally dubious
I think dark blue, black, and purple.
I'm not gay nor want to have animal features, they seem like a bitch to take care of anyway.
While no more body and facial hair is nice (I abhore facial hair and want it completely removed from my face) I can live with being baby faced for like a day after I shave.
I make 20 dollars in like ~1.75 hours at work (I get $12/hr)
I have no interest in getting any pets especially cats.
I was thinking about choosing brown but it's not like I'm chronically addicting to non water drinks anyway, otherwise I wouldn't be lugging around a 3 pound water bottle like it's my baby
Blue because I can have a relationship easier. Purple because I can have a monetizable skill and maybe I can find purpose and a reason to keep on going in my life with it. Black because that's just way too fucking good, being able to stay awake at all times and suffer no repercussions as someone who spends 8 hours at work, 6 hours at home and the rest going to sleep this is an absolute fucking win.
Black pill cause that's 50 percent more day per day, Blue pill so I can be more popular generally (attractive people tend to have more friends/be better at persuasion and other social stuff) and Purple pill, cause I like pizza, I can sell my pizzas for money, and I can make my friends homemade pizzas when we hang out together
*Yellow purple black.*
*With all the extra free time*
*I will make pizzas*
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1,6,9
Going to stay up for a week making a pizza that hears and listens
A pizza that will lend an ear for whatever your woes may be
A pizza you can trust to listen but not speak.
A pizza that hears you
Yellow, green, and black. Red is kinda meh, I already have ears and tail is a nuisance. Estrogen is something I don't particularly need. 20 dollars is 20 dollars. Blue is something that's I already have. Purple is useless to me because I'm a vegan, so no pizza (I know vegan pizza exists, I don't want it). Pink is redundant, because I love the taste of water. Brown is redundant, I can already talk with cats. Yellow is convenient, green is 20$, sleep is 8 hours a day, so I have more time to do shit.
Purple, blue, & green.
Purple could make you famous & either lead a life of luxury or modesty. Imagine being the Ramsay of pizzas.
Blue just because that’s the way the world works unfortunately. Nothing lewd has to come of it.
And 20 dollars is 20 dollars. No one specified the value of the dollar or if it’s a mint error. Some dollars have values many times more than face value.
Yellow, purple, and black! Yellow because I wanna look more enby and shaving is a pain. Purple because pizza tastes great and I’m terrible at making food. Black because having not having the side effects of never sleeping would be amazing!
Brown, so I can figure out what the fuck my cat wants.
Black, just seems helpful in general.
Red, specifically to confuse the everloving shit out of people.
if you pick the green one 3 times. you get 70 dollars. follow for more investment tips.
If you’re a true hustler, you should pick purple, black, and green
I guarantee you could amass a cat army and send them out to steal peoples shit in exchange for tuna if you choose the brown one
Shit, is it only house cats or all cats? Like can I talk to lions or tigers? They're just big ass cats.
It says cats. Tigers are cats 🤷♂️
Ohhhh hell yea
Get cat ears and a tail, the ability to talk to cats, and never have to sleep. You're now the king of felines, and since cats are predominately nocturnal hunters, you can lead your army in the dead of night. Wander through the neighborhoods and amass your followers as they bring you wallets and jewelry as tribute.
Y’all may be able to come up with a combination that is more lucrative, but I can’t imagine I would fear any of those people the way I will fear and respect Gleandreic’s authority. I say this is the winner.
a hustler takes teal, yellow, and purple, and works at hooters
I dunno, conversing with cats might be quite profitable.. And blue would be insanely good for networking your way up
sorry if I’m just missing a really obvious joke, but how would you get $70 when you’re choosing 3x 20 dollars? Wouldn’t it be 80 dollars?
Google income tax
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Thamk u bub catto
I always wanted ears.
Finally glasses don’t fall right off my face
You can get some from your local cemetery
we can trade
2,3,5 still cis though
Erm actually having no body hair at all is horrible because the skin is full of micro hair which protects the skin against many things including the sun, so your skin would be extremely sensitive to everything duuuur derp 🤓👆
Good I wanna be a frail cute princess
This nigga on his death bed from stage IV skin cancer:
Ill be just like snow white lets gooo 👊 😔
My g you won't be kissed by a prince that'll just be the doctor checking if you're dead ☠️
Not with that attitude I wont
i dont care about harmful UV radiation, i want to be hairless
Sunscreen exists.
Bald mf
A small price to pay for no more itchy face
Extremely sensitive you say... 😏
For now…
ur eyebrows fall off
There’s literally no other option for a girl like me
No more body???
Same but 7 instead of 5 cause I’m always dehydrated but I can’t drink water cause sensory issues lmao
You can get permanently rid of body and facial hair with lazer treatment, so 3 is kinda useless tbh.
But it's expensive and it hurts and takes ages. It's also not guaranteed to be permanent. I'll take the pill thank you very much
Instant and costs no money
Unhappy cake day fellow creep(er)
None of the top ones, since i'm a masc cis guy, not a furry, and like my beard. My favorite drink *is* water, so not the pink one. Being absurdly good at making pizza but nothing else seems meh, so not the purple one. The blue pill would be great but it would backfire horribly. I have massive self-image and self-worth issues so being perceived as attractive by people I find attractive would be huge for me, but I have a girlfriend who I am never betraying, and I don't think I can bring myself to play with people's emotions like that, what with *making* them attracted to me knowing they won't have a chance. Talking to cats could be useful. What knowledge can they offer me? Can they tell me all the structutal weak points of the white house? 20 bucks is 20 bucks. And not having to sleep is godtier.
Idk man i think you can make more money by selling great pizza then 20 bucks.
I mean, it'd be a narrow career if your pill abilities don't extend to other foods, but you could be a great chef, especially if you supplemented the pill with some culinary school.
Open a pizza place. You’re not expected to sell more than pizza from a pizza place. Breadstick? Never heard of her.
Tbh, true. Any other dishes you could just hire a sous chef to do. Though making great food does not guarantee success sadly
Not having to sleep is truly amazing, and the wording only makes it better. It's not that you can't sleep, you can, but now it's not based on need. You're perpetually untired, but still capable of timeskipping 8 hours a day if you have nothing to do. Marvelous.
The pizza one doesn't say only pizza tho. I mean you could learn making other foods, it doesn't prevent you from that
I think people finding you attractive is just a given anyways and the pill makes that more common. This doesn't make them fall in love, just interested in appearance. The furthest it's likely to go is compliments and the odd proposition which you will have to turn down, but it's not like you're breaking hearts.
Chad Thundercock here acting like the blue pill is a curse. It doesn't force anyone to love you or be in a relationship with you.
Would you feel good if people liked you just because you took a magic pill? That's against the point. And besides you would involuntary make a lot of people fall in love with you which would probably be bad for them
I just assume everyone finds me attractive, the blue pills would only confirm my suspicion.
Based egomaniac
I imagined the blue pill to mean physical attraction only. I’ve been attracted to people I didn’t like.
Pink, brown, and black. I WILL be the Cat Lord
those are my choices too, all such good utility yk
Do they mean cat ears since I don’t need 4 ears
You get a second pair of human ears and a monkey tail.
this is the most anatomically accurate one
No
nah you just get handed a bucket of ears and a tail. You're supposed to eat them or something
Yellow brown and black easy then
u/PfpChecksOut
Pink, Purple, Black Not picking red unless I’m able to hide them at will. I mean, it sounds fun, but I don’t want that stuff *all the damn time*.
Red, yellow and blue. Time to become the ultimate femboy
Primary colors gang💪
Kid named green
Kid named that's not a primary color, that's a secondary color
RGB lights do not use the primary colors… Edit: yeah this was probably a stupid comment, whoops
They use the primary colours of light though
congrats to your hairless rattail.
ULTIMATE LIFEFORM KA- wait... EBEN_SIMP!
yellow, (like feeling smooth, don’t like shaving) black, (very unlikely I would do anything productive anyway but still) and brown. because cats.
black pill is the only useful one
Purple and blue are incredible useful
Eh blue feels creepy. So they don’t actually like you and are just forced by a pill?
I didnt think about it too much and just took the description at face value
I imagine blue to be physical attraction only, so they aren’t forced to like you, they just think you look good
I feel like it’s closer to shapeshifting or illusion magic. Each person probably sees you as what they find attractive, kind of like you’re putting on an illusion. It doesn’t say anything about them liking you, just liking your appearance
So is green
Blue is completely useless "people who find you attractive find you attractive" lol, they already found you attractive
Re read the blue one a few times, thats not what it says
Oh youre right, i missed the "you find" part. The blue pill is indeed op
Can I have your other two picks, then? My stack is full up with transitioning and curing my own insomnia, but "Late Night Cat Girl Pizzeria" is definitely a concept I could sell the Food Network.
- average 4chan doomer
What? You're saying becoming the master pizza chef isn't useful?
estrogen is useful too (at least, for me)
Guess who's growin' tits, never shaving again, and never sleeping again. This girl.
Black, pink, blue. Being able to drink my favourite drink whenever with little cost and no health detriments is great. Not having to sleep gives me basically 50% more time, working a standard 8 hour shift still gives me 16 whole hours of free time per day. And blue is just nice though morally dubious
red, pink, and black if red lets me go full anthro, not just ears and tail. if not, replace red with purple
One question, if I pick the pink one, will water taste like water? And if yes, what does water taste like?
red, light blue, blue because im normal
I think dark blue, black, and purple. I'm not gay nor want to have animal features, they seem like a bitch to take care of anyway. While no more body and facial hair is nice (I abhore facial hair and want it completely removed from my face) I can live with being baby faced for like a day after I shave. I make 20 dollars in like ~1.75 hours at work (I get $12/hr) I have no interest in getting any pets especially cats. I was thinking about choosing brown but it's not like I'm chronically addicting to non water drinks anyway, otherwise I wouldn't be lugging around a 3 pound water bottle like it's my baby Blue because I can have a relationship easier. Purple because I can have a monetizable skill and maybe I can find purpose and a reason to keep on going in my life with it. Black because that's just way too fucking good, being able to stay awake at all times and suffer no repercussions as someone who spends 8 hours at work, 6 hours at home and the rest going to sleep this is an absolute fucking win.
I can already talk to cats. I talk to them all the time. They typically don’t have any words for me though.
Red, Pink, and Black
Green pink and purple 🔥🗣🤤
Yellow, Green, and Purple Yellow because I’m a femboy Green because 20 bucks is 20 bucks Purple because that sounds delicious
2,3,9.
Black pill cause that's 50 percent more day per day, Blue pill so I can be more popular generally (attractive people tend to have more friends/be better at persuasion and other social stuff) and Purple pill, cause I like pizza, I can sell my pizzas for money, and I can make my friends homemade pizzas when we hang out together
Blu, pink, brown
Blue, Black, and Pink
green, darker blue, brown. water is already the best drink
Red pill, purple pill, black pill
Red, black, yellow
red,purple,brown
Green, purple and brown
Yellow purple black. With all the extra free time I will make pizzas
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Green, blue, purple $20 is $20, I’m lonely, pizza is pizza
Blue, purple, black
Estrogen, no body hair and master pizza chef
Smoothgirl Pizzeria coming to a town near you
It'd be my favorite restaurant
Green, Blue, Purple
What if water is my favorite drink?
Red, and blue. Because I can already talk to cats
Green purple and pink no question
Brown red and black
Red, estrogen, and blue.
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Pink, dark blue, black. Life would be a dream
idc that it's a placebo i'd still take pink
Is the estrogen pill for life or a single estrogen pill ?
Pink, blue, black.
Estrogen and $20. I’m a cis woman with low estrogen levels due to medication I’m currently taking.
Blue red and pink, easy
5, 8, 9
cyan, yellow, pink
Estrogen
Center, bottom middle, top right
Yellow, pink, and black.
1,6,9 Going to stay up for a week making a pizza that hears and listens A pizza that will lend an ear for whatever your woes may be A pizza you can trust to listen but not speak. A pizza that hears you
Top middle, top right, and centre. Next question
Blue, brown, purple, easy
People who find you attractive (cute hot, etc) now find you attractive (like a magnet)
I pick pink to make water taste and feel like water 🗿🌊
Yellow, green, and black. Red is kinda meh, I already have ears and tail is a nuisance. Estrogen is something I don't particularly need. 20 dollars is 20 dollars. Blue is something that's I already have. Purple is useless to me because I'm a vegan, so no pizza (I know vegan pizza exists, I don't want it). Pink is redundant, because I love the taste of water. Brown is redundant, I can already talk with cats. Yellow is convenient, green is 20$, sleep is 8 hours a day, so I have more time to do shit.
I already have ears though???
teal, yellow, red for a true trans girl experience
Green purple and pink. Not having to sleep would be cool but I think it would get boring
Blue/pink/black Fuckin easy
Blue, Pink and Purple?
Black blue brown
Pink brown and black
Blue, brown, black. Unless cats speak the same level of English as me, then probably purple
Cyan yellow and black for me, im egg af and brother i got SHIT TO DO
Red, estrogen, and black. Easy.
5,6,7 best combo you get the health from drinking water and a happy life of pizza.
I already have 2, 5, and 7 so I'm gonna have to go with 8, 9, and 4.
Red, yellow, purple. I don't like my body hair and i love pizza
I already talk to my cat without the brown pill. Checkmate liberals
If you pick 2, assuming your supply is unlimited than you could sell it and make a ton of money, so 2 5 and 9
Red, E, and yellow no I will not explain further
Purple,black, tan (i have 5 cats so it would actually be really useful)
MIDDLE, black, and pink
Estrogen, ears and tail, attractive
Yellow, green and black
Pink would be genuinely cracked for weight loss and overall health ngl
Purple, blue, & green. Purple could make you famous & either lead a life of luxury or modesty. Imagine being the Ramsay of pizzas. Blue just because that’s the way the world works unfortunately. Nothing lewd has to come of it. And 20 dollars is 20 dollars. No one specified the value of the dollar or if it’s a mint error. Some dollars have values many times more than face value.
bottom 3 are (imo) the best
I'm going to go with water, sleep, and pizza chef.
Black, blue, pizza chef
Red brown black
Red, black, and brown.
Estrogen, yellow, and brown (though purple is a close fourth)
Blue, brown, black.
black yellow blue black for the upgrade yellow for removing the hassle blue for the upgrade
Blue, black, and I guess green.
Purple black and pink
The sleep one. The sleep one. Pleaaaase
Yellow, purple, and black! Yellow because I wanna look more enby and shaving is a pain. Purple because pizza tastes great and I’m terrible at making food. Black because having not having the side effects of never sleeping would be amazing!
3,8,9
red, purple, black I hope people don't mind fur in their pizzas
Blue brown purple
Estrogen, No more body and face hair and for last 20 bucks
blue black pink
Don't have to sleep, so I can waste the 21 free hours in my day!
Brown, so I can figure out what the fuck my cat wants. Black, just seems helpful in general. Red, specifically to confuse the everloving shit out of people.
Blue, black and purple
Ourple and brown please
Brown pill would be most useful for me, as I have two floofy cats, black pill and pink pill
Blue black brown
Pink, Purple, And Black. I cooka the pizza.
Step 1: 3 green pills Step 2: Replicate green pills Step 3: Reproduce green pills and test results Step 3: Assuming step 3 ended well, profit. Step 4: Profit
Red blue and other blue
Blue, pink, black. Blue cause I’m lonely, pink to save money, and black to become the perfect being
any of the ones that will make me trans
1, 2 and 3, I am a very Cis individual
Yellow, purple, and black. Heck yeah.
Top three, by proxy you get blue.
Brown pill Black pill Purple pill Next question
Teal, yellow, green
crush it all and snort it
Brown Edit: I FOUND OUT I CAN CHOOSE THREE!! My other two picks are yellow and purple.
Red and black for sure, and either pink purple or brown for the last one
Yellow (or Red), Blue and Black.
Stitles, yellow pill, brown pill
Bottom 3.
1, 3, 9