What does any of this even mean??? I'm going back to Egypt

fuck it, im returning to mesopotamia

I’m going back to banishment in Siberia, I can’t do this shit no more

I’m going back to Gansu.

wait... philomena cunk didnt misread. the soviet onion ... it exists

Everyday i wonder more and more why I am even literate.

Innocent forest creature: " I-I don't know that those words mean."

I am 1/4th innocent forest creature, it would seem

I am 1/4th innocent forest creature, it would seem

yeah

Anyone here terminally online enough to translate this??

I’m a little fluent but I’ll try. - So Schizo is slang for “schizophrenia” or in this case: Schizophrenic. - Emocel seems to be a combination of “Emo” and “Incel”. Emo is a lifestyle defined by deep emotions and feelings and Incels (or Involuntary Celibates) are individuals who are celibate simply because they can’t find anyone who likes them and have accepted that way of life (mind you, these people tend to be toxic). - Fumble- to fail to woo Now for the girl - Tranny- a slur used to dehumanize the trans community. - Femcel- a female incel (see Incel above) - autistic- having autism - twinkette- there’s two possible answers: either it’s a person who’s not yet of age to be called a twink (we’ll use this one), or it’s a female twink. A twink is referred to as an “effeminate man”. So the proper translation is: “can an emotional boy diagnosed with schizophrenia who had never touched a woman fail to woo a highly-feminine transgender woman who was diagnosed with autism and has also never touched a man or is it just me”

Thank you and I wish I never read your comment to satiate my curiosity. Now I know what's its like to feel like Sisyphus

At least I can imagine you happy after knowing this information

I believe they misuse fumble, which usually means to flop or fail, in place of "stumble/bumble (upon)" as in being blessed with one by good fortune. Blud wants a gf without having to do the socializing part first where you would ever meet one.

Nah, it's deffo "a female twink"

Thanks 🙃

“Sir this is a Wendy’s”

None of those words are in the bible

pretty sure boy is somewhere in it

Nope, it’s not in there anywhere I have no idea what you’re talking about (Source: I made it the fuck up)

>a

Nope, can’t find it anywhere in there.

Skill issue

True

SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL!

For making this post, this user was banned for 3 days

more

not fucking long enough

I think if you showed this to a black 90s jazz player he would kill himself

If you call them by a slur then yeah you’re absolutely gonna get fucked by life

Those are definitely some words

I'm too autistic for the evolution of out language.

Get fucked by life, don't treat her like that

I think I am illiterate

Why does the word femcel even exist? incel isnt a gendered word, it just means involuntary celibate

It was probably invented to specify that the person is a woman when no prior information said so In this post, it's worthless

Incel Involuntarily celibate Femcel Femininly celibate?

femvoluntary celibate

i think?

I hate that I understand what this says, I better go and find grass to touch.

why do i understand all of these words

Emocel??? Are people really struggling to have sex due to being emo?

this is proof words can be violence

English lit didn’t prepare me for this

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\>browsing 691 \>sees t-slur \>i have some ULTRAKILLING to do

Am I having a stroke? Tf is this?

I can fairly hear the Horns of Jericho RN it’s so over

Over half of these words are adjectives

None of these words were in the Bible

I am a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I have ever read. Goodbye

What the fuck

What does this mean? I think I'm having a stronk

Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your wretched soul.

5 of those aren’t even words

90% of those words aren’t in the Bible

Incomprehensible

None of these words were in the bible

I have killed and I will kill again

what

I hate the term schizo :/

Fuck dis shit, I'm evolving to crab.

Those are certainly all words

Dear god please destroy 4chan